Download or read book The Cat Owner s Survival Guide written by Al Brooks and published by . This book was released on 1994-01-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Cat Owner s Survival Guide written by Martin Baxendale and published by Silent But Deadly Publications. This book was released on 1997 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spoof cartoon survival guide for cat owners, in similar format to Martin Baxendale's series of spoof New Baby owner manuals, record books and guides. A humorous gift-book for both first-time cat owners and more experienced cat lovers.
Download or read book The Cat Owner s Survival Guide written by Tatiana Davidova and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2022-08-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent – the perfect gift for any cat lover You have the best cat in the world, it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful “gifts” you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner. Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives – like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans. With pearls of wisdom like these, you’ll be a pro cat parent in no time: As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there’s an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong
Download or read book The Real Cat Owner s Survival Guide written by Kevin Lawson and published by . This book was released on 2024-08-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been said that cats are the nicest predators we'll ever allow in our homes. Humorist Kevin Lawson claims to understand how these masters of manipulation actually work, and he's even written a survival guide for other human "owners". We can't really say if the Cat Overlords have signed off on this project, however. The Art Form That Is Cat Napping Cats are the ultimate masters of napping, and their ability to find the most absurdly small spaces to curl up in is nothing short of a miracle. I mean, have you ever seen a cat squeeze itself into a box that's clearly three sizes too small? It's like watching a magician perform a trick, except instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they're somehow folding their entire body into a shoebox. You've got to give them credit for their flexibility, but really, it raises the question: what is it about small spaces that makes cats think, "Ah, yes, this is the perfect spot for a snooze"? Take my cat, Whiskers. He's a hefty little guy, not exactly the poster child for feline agility, yet he has this uncanny ability to turn into a contortionist when he spots a cozy nook. I once watched him climb into a cardboard box that was meant for a pair of shoes. I stood there, mouth agape, as he squished himself in, paws splayed out, and somehow managed to fit. It was as if he was channeling his inner origami artist, folding himself into a shape that defied the laws of physics. I half-expected him to emerge with a tiny hat and a bowtie, ready for a formal event. And then there's the laundry basket. Oh, the laundry basket. It's like a five-star hotel for cats. Whiskers will leap into that thing, and suddenly it's like he's found the softest, warmest cloud in the universe. But here's the kicker: he doesn't just lie down. No, he has to dig himself in, burrowing deeper and deeper until he's completely hidden. You'd think he was preparing for a winter hibernation rather than a quick nap. I can't help but wonder if he thinks he's camouflaging himself, like some kind of furry ninja. "If I can't see you, you can't see me," he seems to be saying, while I'm left wondering how I can possibly do laundry with a cat in residence. And then there are the truly bizarre choices. The other day, I found him napping inside a plastic bag. A plastic bag! I mean, what's next? A nap in the toaster? I can just picture it: "Whiskers, what are you doing?" "Just getting my beauty sleep, Mom! This is the latest trend in cat napping." It's like he's trying to prove a point: "You humans think you need a comfy bed? Pfft! I'll show you how to nap like a pro." ...
Download or read book The Essential Survival Guide for Cat Owners written by Mona Eklund and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-21 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only illustrated dark humor survival guidebook for cat lovers that you will ever need. It will keep you from going over the edge when your feline family member has taken control over your house and your life. The book's witty artwork and spot on cartoons depict life with cats as it is: cats are lovely, cuddly, sweet, as well as headstrong, picky, egotistic, and cunning - true dictators. And they have a memory like an elephant - every little injustice will be avenged. Included are over 60 original illustrations accompanied by text based on real life experiences as well as careful research. Learn to understand your cat, and rest assured there are others who also would do anything for their beloved pet family member... Mona Eklund has three cats Ramses, Exit, and Bastian. They all live in a small town in Sweden. Besides being an illustrator, Mona is a teacher of Swedish as a second language.
Download or read book The Cat Lover s Survival Guide written by Karen Commings and published by Barron's Educational Series. This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is must reading for first-time cat owners - though everybody who loves cats will find helpful information in these pages. Included are strategies for protecting feline friends from household hazards and humane ways to correct undesirable habits. Specific advice covers managing the litter box, dealing with hair balls, finding a lost cat, furniture alternatives to dissuade clawing, gardening with a cat in the yard, dealing with a cat's disabilities as it ages, and much more. Amusing line art.
Download or read book Every Cat s Survival Guide to Living with a Neurotic Owner written by Beth Adelman and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meow! Some kitties have a few catty things to say about their owners. And when they do, they talk to Dear Tabby. She's got the answers, so cats can understand why the people in their life act so strangely. But felines aren't the only ones who will benefit from Tabby's smarts: concerned humans who want to know what's going on with their furry friends will find invaluable insights in her responses. Plus, these letters are fun! See why Miss Puff won't play; why Priscilla wants the scoop on your sudden obsession with her figure (and why the food bowl's no longer full all the time); and why Belle, a dignified older cat, has some problems with litter box etiquette.
Download or read book The Little Instruction Book for Cat Parents written by Kate Freeman and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-08-08 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious, no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you accept that being a cat parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the mind of the mundane moggy will make the perfect gift for any cat lover.
Download or read book Cat Owner s Survival Manual written by Claire Horton-Bussey and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Cat Owner s Manual written by David Brunner and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last—a beginner’s guide to feline technology! The cat parent’s guide to common kitty quirks and what they really mean—featuring useful diagrams and hilarious insights! Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: • Which breeds interface best with dogs? • How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? • And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.
Download or read book Survival Tips for Dog and Cat Owners written by John Wiley & Sons, Incorporated and published by Howell Book House. This book was released on 1999-12-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn and published by Crown. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Download or read book The Lory Owner s Survival Guide written by Margrethe Warden and published by Mindo Press LLC. This book was released on 2004 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to sussesful management of pet Lorikeet Parrots
Download or read book The Hood Survival Guide written by Ron Jones and published by Ron Jones. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Hood Survival Guide, Book 1 - Make It Out Alive is your sarcastic key to survival against the many threats that face you in The Hood. This book, the first in a series, covers beginner knowledge and both defines The Hood, dangers, and preparation.
Download or read book Zelda s Survival Guide written by Carol Gardner and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2003-10 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Zelda's Survival Guide," Zelda is the guide dog for all stages of life, teaming up with puppy pal Angus to give tips on how to survive childhood and parenting and delivering advice on the best way to overcome stress in the workplace, win with a double chin through mid-life, and much more.
Download or read book Think Like a Cat written by Pam Johnson-Bennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-27 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's favorite cat behavior expert, author of Catwise and Cat vs. Cat, offers the most complete resource for cat owners of all stripes, now fully updated. "The queen of cat behavior" - Steve Dale, author of My Pet World Think it's impossible to train a cat? Think again! By learning how to think like a cat, you'll be amazed at just how easy it is. Whether you are a veteran cat lover, a brand-new owner of a sweet kitten, or the frustrated companion of a feline whose driving you crazy, Pam Johnson-Bennett will help you understand what makes your cat tick (as well as scratch and purr). Topics range from where to get a cat to securing a vet; from basic health care to treating more serious problems; choosing an inrresistible scratching post and avoiding litterbox problems. A comprehensive guide to cat care and training, she helps you understand the instincts that guide feline behavior. Using behavior modification and play therapy techniques, she shares successful methods that will help you and your cat build a great relationship.
Download or read book The Cat Fanciers Association Complete Cat Book written by Mordecai Siegal and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004 with total page 570 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Profiles forty-one cat breeds and provides cat care guidance, covering cat selection, nutrition, grooming, home veterinary care, behavior, and other related topics.
