Download or read book The Best Of Li l Johnny Jokes written by Various and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit written by John Laird and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those not familiar with Little Johnny, he cleverly exemplifies some of the more sarcastic qualities of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, Bart from The Simpsons, or any one of the South Park characters. While a casual observer might mistake his sarcasm as youthful ignorance, a closer look reveals just how calculated his wit can be. And it's this wit that has yet to be made collectively available to humor enthusiasts...until now. Little Johnny Sarcasm and Wit is the result of an exhaustive search around the world (wide web, mostly), countless hours sifting through archives (unsolicited email, mostly), and documenting renowned comedians (wannabes, mostly). The immediate fallout of this undertaking was quite rough around the edges, but through shrewd editing emerged a hearty collection of the most whimsical Little Johnny anecdotes available each having a unique ebb and flow.

Download or read book Jokes Quotes and Other Assorted Things written by Stephen Motway and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-12-16 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.

Download or read book Leave the Little Light On Book One Windsor written by Sonia Palleck and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2023-03-06 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Athena Brkovich believes in true love. Born into a blue collar family in 1968, young Athena and her sisters are sent away when their mother is hospitalized and their father is unable to care for them. The beginnings of trauma, separation, denial and suffering set Athena on her path. Brilliant, but naive, Athena refuses to grow up and become part of an adult world she doesn’t trust. But as time unfolds, the guilt that swirls around her beloved sister Lejla, and the blossoming desire for her soulmate Niko, plunge Athena into confusion. When circumstances bring them all together in high school, betrayal threatens to engulf Athena in shame and hatred. No matter how many walls Athena builds to escape her painful past, she must confront the person she is becoming in a society where only the strong survive. Compelling, and at times tragic, Book 1 explores the themes of childhood trauma, family conflict, alcoholism, and teenage love. Despite the darkness, Athena struggles to follow the little light inside herself, guiding her to forgiveness, peace, redemption, and the ultimate prize, love.

Download or read book The Fool s Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

Download or read book Australian Animation written by Dan Torre and published by Springer. This book was released on 2018-11-02 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book provides the most comprehensive history and analysis of Australian animation published to date. Spanning from the 1910s to the present day, it explores a wide-range both of independent animation, and of large-scale commercial productions. Presented within a uniquely international context, it details the frequent links between Australian animation and overseas productions. New perspectives and original information are offered on a variety of international subjects such as: Felix the Cat, the Australian Hanna-Barbera studios, and the Australian Walt Disney studios. Drawing on both extensive archival research and original interviews this book illuminates, for the first time, the breadth and richness of Australia’s animation history.

Download or read book The Big Fat South African Kiddies Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!

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Download or read book The Cuddly Christmas Eve The Greatest Animal Tales for the Little Ones written by Beatrix Potter and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 1450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This holiday, e-artnow presents to you this unique collection of the greatest Christmas classics and the most beloved animal tales to warm up your heart and rekindle your holiday sparkle: _x000D_ The Tailor of Gloucester (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ Black Beauty (Anna Sewell)_x000D_ The Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame)_x000D_ The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ The Adventures of Reddy Fox (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Adventures of Johnny Chuck (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Adventures of Peter Cottontail (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Old Mother West Wind (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Story of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting)_x000D_ The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting)_x000D_ The Story of a Nodding Donkey (Laura Lee Hope)_x000D_ Little Bun Rabbit (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ The Velveteen Rabbit (Margery Williams)_x000D_ The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann)_x000D_ The Story of a Stuffed Elephant (Laura Lee Hope) _x000D_ Peace on Earth, Good-Will to Dogs (Eleanor Hallowell Abbott)_x000D_ Kittyboy's Christmas (Amy Ella Blanchard)_x000D_ The Naughty Reindeer (Amelia C. Houghton)_x000D_ Miss Muffet's Christmas Party (Samuel McChord Crothers)_x000D_ The Animals' Christmas Tree (John Punnett Peters)_x000D_ The Mouse and the Moonbeam (Eugene Field)_x000D_ The Cricket on the Hearth (Charles Dickens)_x000D_ The Christmas Cuckoo (Frances Browne)_x000D_ The Silver Hen (Mary E. Wilkins Freeman)_x000D_ The Sparrow and the Fairy (Georgianna M. Bishop)_x000D_ The Wonderful Bird (Georgianna M. Bishop)_x000D_ The Little Mud-Sparrows (Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward)_x000D_ The Little Gray Lamb (Archibald Beresford Sullivan)_x000D_ How Freckle Frog Made Herself Pretty (Charlotte B. Herr)_x000D_ Cat and Dog Stories (Walter Crane)

Download or read book Why I m an Only Child and Other Slightly Naughty Plains Folktales written by Roger L. Welsch and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day Roger Welsch ventured to ask his father a delicate personal question: “Why am I an only child?” His father’s answer is one of many examples of the delightful and laughter-inducing ribald tales Welsch has compiled from a lifetime of listening to and sharing the folklore of the Plains. More narrative than simple jokes, and the product of multiple retellings, these coarse tales were even delivered by such prudish sources as Welsch’s stern and fearsome German great-aunts. Speaking of cucumbers and sausages in a toast to a newly married couple, the prim and proper women of Welsch’s memory voice the obscene and unspeakable in stories fit for general company. Why I’m an Only Child and Other Slightly Naughty Plains Folktales is Welsch’s celebration of the gentle and evocative bits of humor reflecting the personality of the people of the Plains.

Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sydney written by Comp. Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book 100 Knock Knock Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-12 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Download or read book Last Betrayal written by Ruth Lowry and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-12-08 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of You Only Love Twice. Last Betrayal is about Johnny Connors; it begins in Ireland during his troubled teenage years. His family aren’t the usual run of the mill, his mother is a repressed God-fearing soul and his father a senior member of the IRA. A terrible tragedy takes place just before his fifteenth birthday and he has no alternative but to flee from Ireland and certain damnation. He finds the courage to get to Belfast and stow away on a ship bound for Liverpool where he encounters Dylan Walsh; he takes pity on Johnny and helps him to start a new life. By the time Johnny is seventeen he has settled in to a new life in Merseyside, all be it with some shady individuals and dubious dealings. Ireland has become nothing more than a murky memory. To his surprise he finds unequivocal love with a beautiful girl whilst managing the gentlemen’s drinking club that his boss Michael Murphy owns. Woefully nothing ever seems to go right for Johnny and his state of happiness is short lived when she is snatched away from him in a savage attack. Johnny is demented with anger and the ramifications of the aftermath of the tragedy once again leave him running away, this time to the lure of London. Johnny’s good looks and Irish charm soon make him popular with the ladies and he becomes hugely respected by his peers as he settles in to a new career in the west end of London. He also believes he’s made a best friend for life only to realise some years later that his close friend has betrayed him in the most appalling way; however Johnny Connors will have his revenge even if his quest for it takes him to... Rome.

Download or read book The Official Dirty Johnny Jokebook written by Rob Loughran and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-06-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Can I,” Dirty Johnny asked his mother, “have some money for candy?”“What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?” asked mom.“I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park.”Mom is so proud of her son. His charity and giving spirit; his humanity. She opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. “I'm very proud of you Johnny, sharing the way you have been. But this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving money to the homeless they'll never get a job.”“But this homeless guy has a job.”“Really? What does he do?”“Every Saturday morning, for five dollars, he sucks my cock.”The sex-education teacher drew a penis on the blackboard and asked the class, “does anybody know what this is?”Dirty Johnny stands up and says, “It's a cock. My dad has two of them.”“Your father has two penises?” asked the teacher.“Yeah. The little one he pisses out of and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth.” A pit bull chased Dirty Johnny up a tree. The owner came by and said, “Sorry kid. I was bringing him to the vet's to have his balls snipped. The operation will calm him down, this will never happen again.”“I have a better idea, asshole,” said Johnny. “Why don't you remove his teeth? I could see from a block away he wasn't going to fuck me.”Dirty Johnny calls up the principal and says, “I'm sick and can't come to school today.” “Johnny,” asks the principal, “how sick are you?”“I just,” says Johnny, “fucked my grandma up the ass is that sick enough for you?”“Okay class,” says the teacher, “I'm going through the alphabet and I'm going to call on someone for the letters a, b, c, and so on. When called upon, say a word that starts with that letter then use that word in a sentence.” Immediately, Dirty Johnny's hand is in the air but the teacher can't call on him because he'll say ass, then bitch, cunt, damn, excrement, fuck, goddam, horseshit, intercourse, jackin' off etc. Finally she gets to z. There's no swear word that starts with z. so she calls on Dirty Johnny who says, “Z. Zoo. Last summer I went to the zoo and saw an elephant that had the biggest fucking cock I have ever seen.” The civics teacher said, “Class, I am going to tell you every attribute you need to have in order to be elected president of the United States.”“Fucking liar,” said Dirty Johnny.“That, ironically, is number one on the list.”Dirty Johnny got an electric train for Christmas. He quickly assembled the train and began playing conductor: “All aboard, you assholes. All whores sit in the aisle seats. That will facilitate all the cock sucking you'll be doing today.”“Johnny,” said his mother, rushing in from the kitchen, “you turn that train off and sit in the corner for a half hour. Using language like that!”A half hour later Johnny switches his train back on and says, “Good day and welcome to DFJ railways. I hope you enjoy your journey; if there are any complaints about the delay in service you can talk to the fucking bitch in the kitchen.” A behavioral psychologist devised an experiment to test how quickly children can associate color with taste. The experiment consisted of placing a bowl of Life Savers in front of a group of second graders. After a few tries the kids would say: “Red tastes just like cherry. Yellow tastes just like pineapple. Green…Lime, Orange…Orange.”Then he gave them a honey Life Saver, but none of them could identify it. He said, “I'll give you a hint. This flavor is something your mommy calls your daddy.”Dirty Johnny said, “Spit them out! He's feeding us assholes.” Dirty Johnny says to his neighbor, “Mom's sick and I need $100 to check her into the hospital.”“How do I know,” says the neighbor, “that you won't spend the money on drugs?”“Fuck you,” says Johnny. “I've got drug money.”Many many many more sick and twisted Dirty Johnny jokes inside...

Download or read book Rationale of the Dirty Joke written by G. Legman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 822 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.