Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Burmese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Burmese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Burmese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Burmese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Burmese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Burmese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Burmese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Burmese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Burmese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Burmese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Burmese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Myanmarese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Myanmarese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Myanmarese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Myanmarese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Myanmarese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Myanmarese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Myanmarese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Myanmarese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Myanmarese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Myanmarese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Myanmarese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Thai jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Thai Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Thai joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Thai jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Thais wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Thai and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Thai brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Thai who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Thais laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Buddhist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Buddhist, Italian, Irish, Buddhist, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Buddhist, Buddhist, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Buddhist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Buddhist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Buddhist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Buddhist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Buddhist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Buddhists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Buddhist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Buddhist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Buddhist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Buddhists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bhutanese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bhutanese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bhutanese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bhutanese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bhutanese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bhutanese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bhutanese wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bhutanese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bhutanese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bhutanese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bhutanese laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book Finding George Orwell in Burma written by Emma Larkin and published by Portobello Books Limited. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant political travelogue that uses Burma to explain Orwell and Orwell to explain what life is really like under the authoritarian rule of the Burmese generals.

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bruneian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bruneian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bruneian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bruneian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bruneian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bruneian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bruneians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bruneian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bruneian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bruneian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bruneians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Burundian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Burundian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Burundian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Burundian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Burundian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Burundian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Burundians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Burundian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Burundian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Burundian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Burundians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bangladeshi Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bangladeshi jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bangladeshi Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bangladeshi Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bangladeshi joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bangladeshi jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bangladeshis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bangladeshi and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bangladeshi brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bangladeshi who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bangladeshis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Malaysian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Malaysian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Malaysian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Malaysian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Malaysian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Malaysian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Malaysians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Malaysian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Malaysian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Malaysian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Malaysians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Azerbaijani Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Azerbaijani jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Azerbaijani Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Azerbaijani Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Azerbaijani joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Azerbaijani jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Azerbaijanis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Azerbaijani and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Azerbaijani brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Azerbaijani who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Azerbaijanis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Singaporean Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Singaporean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Singaporean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Singaporean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Singaporean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Singaporean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Singaporeans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Singaporean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Singaporean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Singaporean who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Singaporeans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Malagasy Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Malagasy jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Malagasy Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Malagasy Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Malagasy joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Malagasy jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Malagasy citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Malagasy citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Malagasy citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Malagasy citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Malagasy citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Ghanaian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Ghanaian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Ghanaian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Ghanaian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Ghanaian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Ghanaian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Ghanaians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Ghanaian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Ghanaian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Ghanaian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Ghanaians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Sri Lankan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Sri Lankan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Sri Lankan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Sri Lankan Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Sri Lankan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Sri Lankan jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Sri Lankans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Sri Lankan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Sri Lankan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Sri Lankan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Sri Lankans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Burmese Citizens written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Burmese Citizens is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Burmese Citizens appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Burmese Citizen knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Burmese Citizen, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Burmese Citizens. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***