Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-09-26 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many accountant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do accountants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the accountant.The accountant's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book Best Ever 101 Accountant Jokes written by Matthew Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2018-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including:1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.auFor many years Matthew has collected virtually every accountant joke shared with him. This book - '101 Accountant Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time. Two warnings however. First - Matthew has an accounting degree; however realised he must have been a lawyer when he narrowly avoided failing his final accounting exams. Second - if you have previously read Matthew's publication '101 Lawyer Jokes' you may be bitterly disappointed if you were thinking that any of the jokes in '101 Accountant Jokes' would be something other than globally replacing 'lawyer' with 'accountant'.
Download or read book The Accountant s Bad Joke Book Have You Heard the One about written by Rick Telberg and published by . This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a Laugh? Okay, maybe just a chuckle and the occasional groan? We've done our best to compile all the (mostly) decent jokes we can find about accountants. (Some are even funny )
Download or read book Accountant Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-28 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious accountants joke book. You will simply be holding your sides and laughing out loud at some of the accountancy gags. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, true and fair approved collection of funny jokes for accountants. This accountants joke book is brand new in November 2019, and it would make a great gift for an accountant that you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality accountancy jokes, many cheesy jokes and many funny accountant stories to make you laugh out loud. So, put your calculator away, and buy it now.
Download or read book Financial Jokes for Financial Folks written by Andrew Worden and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This financial joke book (full of all original accounting and finance "dad" jokes) is the perfect gift for any businessman or businesswoman who loves telling cheesy jokes, corny jokes, or just plain awful dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for an Office Party, Corporate Event, Fathers Day, Dads Birthday & Christmas. All the jokes in this book are clean family friendly jokes. When you open it up, you'll see that the first page has space for a "TO:" and a "FROM:", a cool alternative to a card. Wikipedia describes a Dad Joke as a short bad joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. That means you end up with a lot of groaners and headshakers during gatherings. Your friend/coworker/parent who works in accounting/finance/business will be laughing for the rest of the day after you give them this joke book!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of real estate agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Estate Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Estate Agent jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Real Estate Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Real Estate Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A Real Estate Agent and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Estate Agent turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the Real Estate Agent.The Real Estate Agent's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the Real Estate Agent who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do Real Estate Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Download or read book Auditor Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-13 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious auditors joke book. You will simply be holding your sides and laughing out loud at some of the auditor gags. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, approved collection of funny jokes for auditors. This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Put your calculator away, and buy it now!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bookkeeper jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bookkeeper joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bookkeeper jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bookkeepers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bookkeeper and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bookkeeper brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bookkeeper who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bookkeepers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book It s Accrual World written by Bkf Designs and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get it? It's accrual world...It's a cruel world. Accounting jokes are the best jokes. A good accounting pun can make anyone's day! You're a funny accountant and you've just found your notebook! Let people know you're a funny accountant with your notebook. Whether you're looking for funny accounting products, gifts for accountants, or funny gifts for accounting majors, you're covered with an It's Accrual World notebook. This notebook is a great gift idea for men, women, and kids. This notebook makes a perfect present for a birthday, anniversary, graduation, Christmas or any other gift giving occasion.
Download or read book Calorie Accounting written by Mandy Levy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dieting is ridiculous. It’s a never-ending roller-coaster ride of ups and downs, corkscrews and loop-the-loops, rattled brains and upset stomachs. Every day a new morning show nutritionist announces the latest yogalates pose or rare strain of kale designed to attack those stubborn ass dimples, but every day, no matter what new acai Kool-Aid you’re drinking, your ass dimples are multiplying! It’s not adding up, and it’s time to do the math. Calorie Accounting is a fun and funny, cool and creative, visual and vibrant lifestyle how-to that delivers the skinny on the arithmetic of weight loss. Typically, there’s nothing less enjoyable than being fat and preferring not to be, but Calorie Accounting finally allows us to cut the crap and face this thing head on—with jokes, puns, humiliating photos, and self-deprecation! Because after all, in the all-too-heavy world of health and fitness, can’t we afford to lighten up a bit? Calorie Accounting is a tried-and-true diet plan, developed, followed, and documented by Mandy Levy, your author and sarcastic best friend. Her been-there-done-that words and pictures will inspire, mentor, and guide you through your own weight-loss success story with step-by-step instructions and extended metaphors for: Checks and balances! Shopping! Shakin’ that moneymaker! Recipes (for disaster)! And more!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Account Executive Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of account executive jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Account Executive Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of account executive jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one account executive joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many account executive jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do account executives wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An account executive and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Account Executive turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the account executive.The account executive's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the account executive who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do account executives laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Boss s Joke Book written by Mary Noble and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100% inoffensive. Business, Lawyer, Accountant, Jokes Fun Corporate Gift, Conference Handout, Funny Giveaway, Leaving, Promotion Present. Lighthearted Souvenir Larger size cover - higher visibility, brighter picture. Inclusive, non- sexist, 1000+ jokes. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished! My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness - so instead of raises, he gives us Prozac. I use artificial sweetener at work.- I add it to everything I say to my boss. The farther away the future is, the better it looks. A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing." "No, you can't take the drug test next week!" Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?" - How much money do you have? The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys,- and they both think they're smart. There are 3 types of accountants. - Those who can count and those who can't.
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Download or read book Gift for Accountants written by Ariell Wisherty and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-07-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Funny Gift for the Accountant in Your Life!Dive into the world of humor with our exclusive "100 Jokes about Accountants" book! Specially designed to tickle your funny bone, this book serves as a perfect blend of professional humor and adult wit that will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time. Accounting may seem like all work and no play, but we beg to differ. Whether you are an accountant yourself, work with one, or just love a good joke, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face. You'll find a variety of joke styles, from classic one-liners and knock-knock jokes to slapstick, puns, shaggy dog stories, and much more. This book is perfect for lightening up a team meeting, adding a touch of humor to your presentations, or just enjoying a hearty laugh after a long day of crunching numbers. So, why wait? Grab your copy today and let the fun begin! Remember, even in a world of debits and credits, laughter is always the best balance!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-11-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mike Young jokes is for you. While this book, appears to be aimed at a specific group, it's not. It's designed to show how jokes are funny regardless of the target—even if it's you.In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mike Young Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. This book of Mike Young jokes is so unoriginal, it's actually original. And, if you don't burst out laughing (or at least get a smile on your face), from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.For example:Why does Mike Young wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An Mike Young and Diane Young were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. Mike Young turned to Diane Young and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked Diane Young.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied Mike Young.Diane Young said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Why did Mike Young two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why does Mike Young laugh three times when he hears a joke? Once when it is told to him, once when it is explained to him, and once when he understands it.
Download or read book It s Accrual World written by Obsessed with Accounting Sketchbooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Accountants Pun Creative Sketchbook - 110 Large Blank Pages 8.5" x 11" This funny accounting joke design is perfect as a gag gift for a CPA who is tired after tax season and is done with the cruel accounting world! Great accrual world accounting quote design for your tax attorney! If you've been looking at accounting puns to find the best and most funny accountant gift you can get, grab this cute its accrual world design as a gift for your CPA! Empty sketchbook with framed border for daily creative use - great gift idea for artists this holiday season!
