Download or read book The Beastly Starter Pack written by Bjorn J. P. Peeters and published by Tales Of Peeters. This book was released on 2024-07-19 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 complete short funny stories for adults about people who are pushed too far and go into full beast mode, with hilarious disaster as a sure consequence! WHEN THE BEAST AWAKENS is a wild little series of short funny stories for adults about frustration, rage, and what happens when people get pushed too far and blow their top off. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. From tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature to wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head, and complete blowout cringe disasters. If you'd ever film these kinds of things happen in the street, it would make an epic viral video! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wild humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST THREE funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | It's Your Best Bet Fred just wants to win the municipal election… but he finds out the hard way that you just can’t keep bottling up all your intense frustrations. Or you might end up fighting an epic battle with a dancing asshole behind a window and make the newspaper headlines for all the wrong reasons. #2 | All Your Fault Lise is a little girl of seven. She likes unicorns and fairies. But she doesn’t live in a magic wonderland. No, she has to live in the real world of dumb dads, stepmothers, and dramatic little accidents. And sometimes the real world can push even a sweet little girl just a little too far… and the school will never forget the day! #3| Best Cop In Town Kurt wants nothing better than to be the best cop in town. He bravely suffers the company of his nightmarish wife and nobody taking him serious. But when they start insulting his police work, he goes into total BEAST MODE. Both the town and his police chief won't ever forget it! --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.

Download or read book The Creature Within written by Dennis A. Morris and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-07-14 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FBI Agent Richard Baxter is back and with a chip on his shoulder. In the bureau, Agent Baxter is now known as the supernatural investigator. His first case turns out to be one for the ages. Agent Baxter follows a string of bizarre murders where the male victims are left a pale blue color and are ice cold. To go with that, the eyes are missing their pupils, making their eyes a pure white. At first, Agent Baxter believes this to be the act of some kind of occult. But the evidence takes him in another direction entirely. He begins chasing an ancient myth, a mythical creature from the beginning of man. Its name is the Delfi and must do battle to survive. The Creature Within is full of suspense and adventure. You well be taken into the world of the unknownthe supernatural!

Download or read book The Beastly Arms written by Patrick Jennings and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2001 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven-year-old Nickel, a boy with a great affinity for both animals and photography, moves into an apartment building run by the strange and mysterious Mr. Beastly and discovers a secret about the other tenants. Reprint.

Download or read book The Beastly Tales written by M.J. Haag and published by Shattered Glass Publishing. This book was released on 2020-04-10 with total page 621 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seductively dark and irresistibly enchanting, the Beastly Trilogy is now available in one delectable omnibus! Depravity ~ Benella is concerned with two things--avoiding the two village boys who torment her and scrounging for food to help feed her family. Unfortunately, the best wild fruit and vegetables are near the walls of the estate, a dark misty place inhabited by an unforgiving beast. When her tormentors lock her behind the massive gates, Benella knows her fate is sealed. Yet, the fate isn’t one she expects. Her encounter with the beast starts a bizarre cycle of bargaining for her freedom, a freedom the beast seems determined to see her lose. Deceit ~Safely hidden within the estate’s enchanted walls, Benella no longer has time to fear her tormentors. She’s too preoccupied attempting to determine what makes the beast so beastly. It might be the taxing visits from the aged enchantress who cursed him or his growing vexation at not being allowed to touch Benella. In order to gain her freedom, she must find a way to break the curse, but first, she must help him become a better man while protecting her heart. Devastation ~Abused and rejected, Benella strives to regain a purpose for her life and finds herself returning to the last place she ever wanted to see. She must learn when it is right to forgive and when it is time to move on.

Download or read book Animals in Young Adult Fiction written by Walter Hogan and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2009-07-01 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Of the many themes occurring in young adult literature, one that bears more extensive exploration is the adolescent-animal connection. Although substantial critical commentary has addressed children's animal stories and animals in adult fiction, very few studies have been devoted to adolescent-animal encounters. In Animals in Young Adult Fiction, Walter Hogan examines several hundred novels and stories to explore the ways in which animals are represented in these works. In additional to providing an historical survey, Hogan looks at both realistic fiction and speculative works, including fantasy, supernatural, horror, and science fiction. Hogan reviews stories that feature wild animal encounters, stories centered on relationships with horses, dogs, and other working and performing animals, and those featuring relationships with pets. Drawing upon established scholarship, this book examines human-animal relationships from multiple angles, making it an invaluable resource for librarians, teachers, and students of children's and young adult literature.

Download or read book The Polyglots written by William Alexander Gerhardie and published by . This book was released on 1925 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Beastly Arms written by Patrick Jennings and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2003-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. Eleven-year-old Nickel, a boy with a great affinity for both animals and photography, moves into an apartment building run by the strange and mysterious Mr. Beastly and discovers a secret about the other tenants.

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Download or read book The Beast and I written by Alexia S. Praks and published by Alexia Praks Media. This book was released on 2018-11-23 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dark. Magical. Powerful. Beastly. Aslan McTavish is the Magical Beast King who rules the Forbidden Forest, one of the nine kingdoms in the Aurora Realm. My name is Lilly, and I have lived in the basement of a manor all my life with my beloved mother, working away like a pair of slaves for the people who live in comfort upstairs. After my mother’s death, I am told that I am to be sacrificed to the magical beast who rules the Forbidden Forest, in return for the village’s protection, wealth, and prosperity. Refusing to resign myself to my fate, I plan to escape, only to be caught again by none other than the beast himself, whose demonic mask and beautiful green eyes both frighten and fascinate me. Thus, begins the story of the Beast and I. The Beast and I is an alternative retelling of the beloved fairy tale Beauty and the Beast, set in the Aurora Realm, where paranormal creatures reside, magical power and technology go hand in hand, and love is a forever thing. Aurora Realm Fairy Tales Universe (In Order of Timeline) 1: The Beast and I (Lilly and Aslan) 2: The Magic of the Aurora Light (Alfie and the Seven Demon Lords) 3: Seven Devils and a Rose (Alfie and the Seven Demon Lords) 4: A Kingdom of Roses and Magic (Alfie and the Seven Demon Lords with Aslan and Lilly Cameo) 5: A Court of Roses and Stardust (Alfie and the Seven Demon Lords with Aslan and Lilly Cameo) - COMING SOON

Download or read book DragonKnight written by Donita K. Paul and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2008-05-20 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Return to the land of dragons and magic you discovered in Dragonspell and DragonQuest, in this finely crafted and memorable work of fantasy fiction with a core of eternal truth. Trapped in an evil spell… can the knights of Paladin be rescued? Before vowing his allegiance to Wulder as a knight, Bardon heads to the mountains for solitude. His life is suddenly complicated by a woman and her granddaughter, N’Rae, who are on a mission to rescue the woman’s son trapped in a chamber of sleep. When Bardon learns that more of Paladin’s knights are imprisoned within the chamber, he suspects one of them is Dragon Keeper Kale’ s missing father. The band travels north, uncertain of their destination and encountering numerous perils. When they unlock the chamber, they discover a dozen knights. But the knights cannot be awakened, and the journal holding the secret to rousing them is in an unknown language. How can they find the help they need, and overcome even graver obstacles, to rescue the knights?

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Download or read book The Polyglots written by William Gerhardie and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Anglo-Russian author William Gerhardie was hailed by writers including Graham Greene, Edith Wharton, Evelyn Waugh and others as a “genius,” and this, his long-out-of-print second novel, is generally acclaimed as his comic masterpiece—not to mention “the most influential English novel of the twentieth century,” according to William Boyd. It tells the unforgettable tale of an eccentric Belgian family living in the Far East during the turbulent years just after the First World War, which displaced them, and the Russian Revolution, which impoverished them. Recounted by a conceited young English cousin who visits during a military mission, the story is filled with a host of fascinatingly idiosyncratic characters—depressives, obsessives, sex maniacs, and hypochondriacs—often forced to choose between absurdity and tragedy. Yet Gerhardie depicts them as both charming and poignant, as they each struggle for love and safety in tumultuous times . . . and the protagonist finds his conceit shredded as he falls head over heels in love with one of them. Gerhardie’s portraits of Europeans in exile, attempting to escape from the era’s upheavals, draws on his own experiences as an officer in the British Mission. He has summoned up a world adrift, where war and revolution have broken up the old order, but nothing has come to replace it. And he does it with unforgettable humor and a sharp eye for the absurd. Hilarious, poignant, panoramic in scope, The Polyglots redeems, from the Babel of the interwar period, a stirring vision of love and human sympathy.

Download or read book Fathers Of Men written by E. W. Hornung and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fathers of Men" is a coming of age novel by E. W. Hornung. Robert Heriot is the Principal of a private school for boys. Heriot prides himself on the school's objective to bring out a refined version of the same student, stating that, "we have turned a first-rate groom into a second-rate gentleman. 'The Child,' remember, and not the school, 'is father of the Man.'" His latest additions to the school are two young boys, the talkative Carpenter and the extremely shy Rutter. Heriot sees something of himself in Rutter and is determined to bring the boy out of his shell...

Download or read book Get Those Guys Reading written by Kathleen A. Baxter and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2012-05-07 with total page 413 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to identify fiction books that boys in grades three through nine will find irresistible? This guide reveals dozens of worthwhile recommendations in categories ranging from adventure stories and sports novels to horror, humorous, and science fiction books. In Get Those Guys Reading!: Fiction and Series Books that Boys Will Love, authors Kathleen A. Baxter and Marcia A. Kochel provide compelling and current reading suggestions for younger boys—information that educators, librarians, and parents alike are desperate for. Comprising titles that are almost all well-reviewed in at least one major professional journal, or that are such big hits with kids that they've received the "stamp of approval" from the most important reviewers, this book will be invaluable to anyone whose goal is to help boys develop a healthy enthusiasm for reading. It includes chapters on adventure books; animal stories; graphic novels; historical fiction; humorous books; mystery, horror, and suspense titles; science fiction and fantasy; and sports novels. Within each chapter, the selections are further divided into books for younger readers (grades 3–6) and titles for older boys in grades 5–8. Elementary and middle school librarians and teachers, public librarians, Title One teachers, and parents of boys in grades 3–9 will all benefit greatly from having this book at hand.

Download or read book The Limbs of the Dead written by Anthony James and published by Anthony James. This book was released on 2024-03-01 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the Wizards’ Conference finished for another year, the Wielder Tan Skulks hopes for a break from all things magical. But his quiet life doesn’t last long - a new threat looms and it’s much, much worse than a baboon-summoning mage. Thirsty dead have begun to roam the streets and everything seems to be growing spider legs all of a sudden. Are these the symptoms of something greater than they appear? As Skulks investigates, all signs point to evil doings a-happening, with a practitioner of the dark arts on the loose. It’s dog eat dog out there and the city needs its favourite thief more than it’s ever needed him before. Can Skulks step up to the plate and defeat the mysterious figure that hopes to conquer the city? This book was originally published under the author name Max Anthony.

Download or read book Beast written by Laura Foster and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over thirteen years have passed since the terrifying Red-eye Wave Epidemic struck hundreds of innocent people, turning them into puppets controlled by a greater power. Through many sacrifices, the people were cured of their possession and the bloody-eyed disease was no more. Or so they believed. Donahue is now the last remaining angel from the days of their great war. He's witnessed the great possession of his kind that inevitably sent them to their extinction. He knows there was no simple out from the mad king's grasp. The burden is on his shoulders to protect the Earth from a great evil that is determined to escape hell's frozen confinements. But Donahue is a corrupted angel with sinful powers his own kind shunned him for. Powers that bring forth darkness and death.

Download or read book The New Bond of Love written by Julius Bing and published by . This book was released on 1853 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: