Download or read book Fart Quest The Troll s Toe Cheese written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese is the fourth book in a hilarious Dungeons & Dragons inspired series by New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds. They've destroyed an evil creature with stink gas, collected barf from a truly hideous monster, and dug through a dragon's dookie for magical treasure. Now, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet—an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, shes sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way. In this epic addition to the Fart Quest series, our adventurers discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes—but in the difference they make in spite of them.

Download or read book Funky Junk written by Gary Kings and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2012 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These imaginative crafts projects will inspire kids to help preserve the environment by recycling their trash into toys. Well-illustrated, step-by-step instructions for glove puppets, model airplanes, a robot suit, and more.

Download or read book Unicorn Notebook I Fart Glitter and Poop Rainbows written by Creative Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-03 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Unicorn Notebook contains 120 pages of 8.5" x 11" wide ruled lined paper. Can be used as a journal, diary, or composition book for writing and taking notes. Contains cute unicorn doodles on the bottom of every page.

Download or read book A Fart in a Colander written by Roy Hudd and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-02-14 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fart in a Colander brings together some wonderful stories from Roy Hudd's life, and sparkles with the fun and laughter Roy has brought to millions of people throughout his career.

Download or read book The Art of Calm written by Roger Hutchison and published by Church Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-04-18 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revelatory, pragmatic, and beautifully rendered companion for the millions suffering from mental health issues An invaluable resource for anyone struggling with anxiety, fear, or depression, The Art of Calm is a lifesaving and inspiring guidebook that empowers us to break free from the emotional bondage of mental illness. Bursting with deep personal insight and uplifting practical guidance, this remarkable and therapeutic journey begins by charting the author’s own devastating psychological descent—which included panic attacks so severe they landed him in the emergency room. When the medical system proved unable to provide sustained help, however, a floundering Roger Hutchison turned to his faith for guidance. The healing path God led him on was nothing short of miraculous, offering not only authentic spiritual renewal but also a profound sense of belonging in a world where he once only felt like a stranger. Weaving these personal stories with thoughtful questions, journaling prompts, and a wide range of inspirational practices, Hutchison creates a self-help tapestry of compassion, vulnerability, and action. At the end of each chapter, a colorful variety of reflections and creative exercises—from photography, music, and meditation to cooking, hiking, and art— encourage readers to get up and discover a more centered and peaceful life. The result is an essential tool for finding tranquility in the midst of both inner and outer turmoil.

Download or read book Never Let a Unicorn Meet a Reindeer written by Diane Alber and published by . This book was released on 2019-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A story about a little girl that wants a reindeer for her birthday!"--Amazon website.

Download or read book Death Sparkles written by Rob Justus and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-09-27 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adventure Time meets The Good Place in this zany-yet-philosophical graphic novel buddy comedy about the unlikely friendship between Death, a grim reaper who's never had a friend, and Sparkles, The Last Unicorn, a celebrity influencer who is somehow immune to Death's touch. Being Death is no way to live. Sure, you're all-powerful, but collecting souls involves a ton of paperwork, and it's impossible to have friends when everything you touch instantly dies. Being Sparkles the Last Unicorn isn't as fun as you'd imagine, either. Maybe it seems like the whole world wants to be your bestie, but really people just want you to pose with them for selfies, or use you to help them sell stuff. Everything changes when Death and Sparkles meet and realize they might just be one another's first chance at a real friend. But before they can even enjoy the bromance, the whole world starts freaking out about this unlikely pair. Will fame or BFFdom prevail? Laugh-out-loud hilarious, gently philosophical, and full of delightfully zany exuberance, this buddy comedy turns friendship on its head—literally—and will have readers believing in the power of cupcakes for breakfast and cosmic camaraderie. HILARIOUS BUDDY COMEDY: Move over, Wayne and Garth! Move over, Beavis and Butthead! Readers will love this spin on the classic mismatched BFF dynamic featuring two of the most powerful beings around: the guy in charge of taking everyone's life, and the most magical creature still in existence on Earth. Never have two beings been less alike or more adorable. PERFECT FOR RELUCTANT READERS: With bright, vibrant illustrations, big fun fonts, expressive sound effects throughout, an irreverent spirit, and a heart full of cupcakes, this graphic novel will entice even the most skeptical of young readers. BIG THEMES: Self-awareness; empathy; bravery; commercialism; celebrity influencers; and the courage to stand up for what you believe in, even if that's the hard thing to do—all of these important themes weave throughout the book in subtle ways that will resonate with readers without feeling heavy-handed. THE FIRST ADVENTURE OF MANY: This is the first book in a planned series about the adventures of Death and Sparkles. The next book will be out in Fall 2022! LIKE LIVING IN CANDYLAND: Rob Justus's expressive, vivid art makes readers feel like they're living in Candyland. With tons to see on every page, and countless visual gags per spread, this book will delight graphic novel fans and bring new readers to the genre. Perfect for: • Reluctant readers • Parents • Fans of graphic novels • Fans of unicorns • Educators

Download or read book Glitter written by Nicole Seymour and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2022-06-02 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Object Lessons is a series of short, beautifully designed books about the hidden lives of ordinary things. Glitter reveals the complexity of an object often dismissed as frivolous. Nicole Seymour describes how glitter's consumption and status have shifted across centuries-from ancient cosmetic to queer activist tool, environmental pollutant to biodegradable accessory-along with its composition, which has variously included insects, glass, rocks, salt, sugar, plastic, and cellulose. Through a variety of examples, from glitterbombing to glitter beer, Seymour shows how this substance reflects the entanglements of consumerism, emotion, environmentalism, and gender/sexual identity. Object Lessons is published in partnership with an essay series in The Atlantic.

Download or read book The Art of Being Emily written by Katie Macalister and published by Keeper Shelf Books. This book was released on 2016-08-06 with total page 554 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of three previously published books contains the full text of THE YEAR MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE LOO, THEY WEAR WHAT UNDER THEIR KILTS? and WHAT'S FRENCH FOR "EW!"? THE YEAR MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE LOO When sixteen-year-old Emily’s family uproots her from Seattle to England right before her junior year, she has to adjust to a whole new lingo, new friends, and a serious lack of malls. Luckily, hunkalicious British boys do exist! THEY WEAR WHAT UNDER THEIR KILTS? Emily spends her month of work experience on a Scottish sheep farm, complete with wild sheep, her best friend Holly , and Ruaraidh the shepherd, AKA the Scottish God of Love who just happens to have eleven fingers. Kilt-watching, disastrous castle tours, graffiti spray-painted sheep, and tanning lotions gone horribly awry—it’s just another month in the life of Emily. WHAT'S FRENCH FOR "EW!"? Spring break arrives, and Emily is in Paris to learn French. With her trusty friend Holly at her side, an anti-pregnancy doll named Jack, and snogariffic boyfriend Devon arriving for a visit, Emily's habit of getting into the most hilarious situations ever results in her storming more than just the Bastille. Will Paris survive her visit?

Download or read book GRASS FART in Donegal Bay written by Dandy Ahuruonye and published by Dandyahuruonyebooks.com. This book was released on 2024-09-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step into a world where laughter blooms like wildflowers and the unexpected springs forth like a bubbling fountain. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay," a delightful tale that invites you on a journey filled with giggles, heart, and a touch of the absurd. In the picturesque embrace of Donegal Bay, a secret lurks within the emerald blades of grass. These unassuming plants, guardians of the land, possess a peculiar trait—a penchant for emitting pungent farts. This unexpected ability sets off a chain of hilarious and enjoyable events that will leave you chuckling and gasping for breath. Meet the Cow family, a quartet of endearing characters who find themselves entangled in the grassy farts' mischievous antics. Mr Cow, the ever-patient patriarch, Cowpea, the adventurous young calf, Cowma, the sassy matriarch, and Sir Bartholomew Bumblestink, the family's esteemed elder, are each as unique as the farts themselves. From the Great Gas Showdown, a battle of flatulence that echoes across the bay, to the forbidden Seaweed Tango, a dance that threatens to unleash a symphony of farts, each chapter is a treasure trove of humour and heart. The Cow family's quest for the tastiest grass brings them closer together, forging bonds that are both touching and hilarious. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay" is more than just a children's book; it's a celebration of the unexpected, a reminder that even the most ordinary things can lead to extraordinary adventures. With its unique concept, engaging characters, and a perfect blend of comedy and warmth, this book is a delightful escape for both young and old. So, why wait? Embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and the occasional whiff of something unexpected. "GRASS FART in Donegal Bay" is available now in both paperback and eBook formats. Join Mr Cow and his family on their unforgettable adventure and discover the magic hidden within the grasses of Donegal Bay.

Download or read book Fourth of July Sparkly Sky written by Joan Holub and published by Little Simon. This book was released on 2003-06-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With sparkles and nontoxic red, white, and blue glitter, this patriotic tribute is a great way to commemorate Independence Day with young children. Full color.

Download or read book The Yazoo Blues written by John Pritchard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2008-08-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Junior Ray Loveblood, one of the most outrageous and original personalities to appear in American literature in many years, returns in The Yazoo Blues, the sequel to John Pritchard’s Junior Ray. Now semi-retired, Loveblood works as a security guard in one of the floating casinos that have replaced cotton as the cash crop in the Mississippi Delta. In his spare time, Junior Ray has become obsessed with the ill-fated Yazoo Pass expedition by a Union armada up the Mississippi River in 1863. He relates dual stories, both that of a soldier slowly driven mad by the haunting countryside, and of Loveblood’s friend Mad Owens, whose search for existential love meets its greatest challenge in the arms of the stripper Money Scatters. Loveblood’s conclusions are hilarious, absurd, and at times intensely revealing. Equally profane and profound, the fictional narrator of Pritchard’s novel illuminates the complex stew of evolving race relations, failed economies, and corrupt politics that define much of the post-civil rights rural Deep South.

Download or read book Baby Unicorn s Song written by Chloe Marie and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Frank the Fart Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.

Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

Download or read book The Art of English Poetry The sixth edition corrected and enlarged First volume written by Edward BYSSHE (Author of “The Art of English Poetry.”.) and published by . This book was released on 1725 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Bear Shaped written by Dawn Coulter-Cruttenden and published by Oxford University Press - Children. This book was released on 2022-07-07 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack and Bear are the best of friends. Jack loves Bear because he makes him feel brave. But one day Bear disappears and Jack suddenly feels all alone with a big Bear-shaped hole in his heart. Word soon gets around that Bear is missing and Jack starts to receive kind messages from strangers all over the world. Then the toy bears start to arrive. Though the bears start to heal Jack's sadness, none of them are Jack's bear. Perhaps there is something Jack can do with them to help the other people with bear-shaped holes. . .