Download or read book Toilet Tales written by Brigitte Waisberg and published by Big Kid Books. This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Big kids use the toilet. Do animals use it too?"--Back cover.
Download or read book Tales of the Toilet written by Wilder Sam Brounson and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2021-05-28 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tales of the Toilet By: Wilder Sam Brounson Why Tales of the Toilet? You’ve seen it before your own eyes; someone accidently opens the door to someone using the toilet, entering a restroom with no privacy to someone on the toilet, a classic TV sitcom showing a bathroom with no toilet, favorite movies, novels, comic books, the internet, and standup comedy. It’s only entertainment, and I hope you enjoy it. Stay safe and stay blessed!
Download or read book Captain of the Toilet written by Rose Inserra and published by B.E.S. Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers can push a button to hear the potty flush as Captain Jack learns how to use the toilet.
Download or read book Tales from the Toilet A Journal to Record All Your Greatest Thoughts and Ideas While on Your Toilet Break written by Moonbow Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the perfect journal to leave in your bathroom to record all your greatest thoughts, ideas and affirmations. Everybody knows our greatest moments of clarity and creativity happen on our beloved ceramic throne, so make sure you jot them down in your very own 'Tales from the Toilet' journal. It's the perfect toilet accessory for house parties and student accommodation too! Moonbow Press designs inspiring, fun and trendy Composition books that will show off your personality. They are ideal to write essays, take notes or write ideas. Quality glossy cover College ruled line paper 200 pages Standard size (7.44 x 9.69) Click on our brand name (under the title) to see all our other cool designs!
Download or read book Poop Tales written by Jeffrey Scott and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many people say, "You can't judge a book by its cover". That saying definitely doesn't apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?
Download or read book Toilet Tales written by Ryan Jacobson and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. If you enjoy bathroom humor, this funny book collects 28 of the most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read. But be warned: These short funny stories are gross!
Download or read book Huggy Kissy written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberant infant is lifted high in the air by Mommy, kissed on the tummy by Daddy, and snuggled by a puppy.
Download or read book The Saddest Toilet in the World written by Sam Apple and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Danny unwilling to be toilet trained, his toilet seeks a new life elsewhere, forcing Danny and his parents to track down the toilet and show him that Danny is truly ready to use him.
Download or read book The Exploding Toilet written by and published by august house. This book was released on 2004 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, did you hear about the guy who dropped a lit cigarette into the toilet without seeing the gasoline rags soaking in the bowl? Of course you did, it happened to your cousin's gym teacher. Or was it your gym teacher's cousin? Story tellers David Holt and Bill Mooney follow up their previous hit, Spiders in the Hairdo, with a whole new collection of modern urban legends. Here you'll find stupid criminals, government SNAFUs, scary stories, and a section featuring the Internet. These stories are too good not to pass on. Once you start telling them, your friends will say you're on a roll!
Download or read book There s No Toilet Paper on the Road Less Traveled written by Doug Lansky and published by Travelers' Tales Guides. This book was released on 2005 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection captures the wackiest experiences of writers whose travels took a detour, such as Dave Barry vainly trying to learn more Japanese than how to order a beer, and Mary Roach, who discovers that utilizing an Antarctic outhouse at the very moment a seal chooses to use its opening as a blowhole may not be the best way to start the day.
Download or read book Don t Go There written by Jeanne Willis and published by Andersen Press USA. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lid up, pants down, bottom on the seat! They must not have toilets in outer space, because this baby Martian keeps going in the wrong place: a bird bath, a bin, an up-turned hat. Perhaps if he masters "The Toilet Song," he might learn where to go.
Download or read book Pottytime for Chickies written by Janee Trasler and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learning to go potty is tricky for the Chickies! This lovable, heart-warming series makes a great gift for any new family. Experience all of the big parenting milestones with the Chickies. With engaging rhymes and endearing illustrations, these books are perfect for babies and toddlers to enjoy.
Download or read book The Toilet Zone written by and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine, if you will, you're traveling through the unknown, hellbound, with no roadmap or stars to guide you. The light fades as you descend into a shadow realm where supernatural terrors make their lair and evil lurks at every turn. Here, dead things don't always stay dead, for this is a world where things that shouldn't be? are, and things that should be are not. In this world, it takes between 2,500 and 4,000 reading words to pay a visit to the smallest, but terrifyingly necessary, room, and stories are written precisely to chill the bones as you wait for nature to make its call. You open up the book, and one of the 32 tales skulking within its hellish pages chooses you?It's too late to turn back now.You are about to set foot into another dimension, so best watch out for that signpost up ahead...You've just crossed over into...
Download or read book There s a Big Green Frog in the Toilet CD with Door Hanger written by Anh Do and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2018-01-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Theres a big green frog in the toilet and its looking up at me. Theres a big green frog in the toilet and Im busting for a wee! Sing along to find out what happens when a frog wont budge, in this funny story from Anh Do, Simon Mellor and Heath McKenzie! Plus CD and bonus door hanger inside!
Download or read book Queen of the Toilet written by Rose Inserra and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little girls who are transitioning from the potty to the toilet (and the grown ups who are helping them) will love this cheerful, adorably illustrated book. Children will be gently led through the steps of using the toilet with the help of Queen Bella as she uses the big toilet for the first time--just like Mommy. And the best surprise? A built-in button that makes a flushing sound when pressed!
Download or read book A Potty for Me written by Karen Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mother helps daughter learn to use the potty so that she will be a big girl with big kid pants.
Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
