Download or read book Take My Wife Please written by Roque Rosales and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2022-08-01 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix is recently divorced from April and currently lives in an efficiency apartment. He is Oscar’s long-time, best friend. Oscar is a womanizer and is married to Diane. His business is finally taking off, so he starts an affair with a young, tantalizing girlfriend, named Cyndi. Cyndi, is a naive young lady, in her first year of college. She lives in an all-girls dorm. Who thinks Oscar, is separated? Oscar’s life is going great, but for one thing? His marriage, to his faithful wife, Diane. He wants to get rid of her, but how? He comes up with a crazy idea, to solve all his problems. He only needs to persuade Felix, to seduce his wife, and film it on video, as grounds for divorce. The question is... Will Felix, do it? Or rather, do her?

Download or read book Take My Wife Please written by Henny Youngman and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is said of the late Henny Youngman that he could make the Sphinx crack a smile. For seventy years he tossed off one-liners that astonished and provoked and sent waves of laughter through his audiences all over the country. Here, in Take My Wife, Please!, Henny's enduring vaudeville, radio, and television routines are collected in one volume from his three previous books: How Do You Like Me So Far?, 400 Traveling Salesmen Jokes, and Bar Jokes, Bar Tricks and Bar Gags. Henny Youngman was called "the King of the One-Liners" for good reason. This collection shows why.

Download or read book Take My Life Please written by Henny Youngman and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Take My Wife Please written by Henny Youngman and published by Berkley Publishing Group. This book was released on 1981-01-01 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Take My Spouse Please written by Dani Klein Modisett and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous take on marriage shows you how the true keys to marital bliss and success are—surprisingly—the same as the cardinal rules of comedy. In love, as in comedy, timing is everything. One bad night doesn’t mean it’s time to quit. Have patience: great marriages, like a successful comedy career, take time. Turns out the cardinal rules of comedy have an uncanny resemblance to the “rules” of building a strong marriage. With humor and grace, Dani Klein Modisett shares a map for navigating your marriage through rough patches, bad jokes, and even nights when you bomb. Take My Spouse, Please shows how thirteen tried-and-true rules of comedy, when applied to marriage, keep you and your spouse connected, enjoying each other, and getting through tough times. Along with anecdotes from well-known comedians, comedy writers, marriage counselors, and long-term spouses, Dani delivers the core premise: humor matters.

Download or read book Take My Wife written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The comical compiler of Yo' Mama Is So . . . brings us yet another irresistibly hilarious collection of jokes, quotes, and wisecracks, this time on the funniest subject of all: marriage. When it comes to marriage, you might as well laugh. This little crowd-pleaser is chock full of more than 500 of the funniest jokes on the subject, along with the sassiest, most quotable comments ever uttered by comedians, writers, and other smart alecks. Divided into such topics as the wedding ("I Do"), newlyweds ("I Did"), and kids ("Married with Children"), and wittily illustrated by Martha Gradisher, Take My Wife . . . makes the perfect shower gift or anniversary offering? For not much more than the cost of a card. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years? then we met." -- Rodney Dangerfield "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted." -- Henny Youngman "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner

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Download or read book The Basic Humor Process written by Robert L. Latta and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2011-09-08 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Peaceful Wife written by April Cassidy and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2016-01-27 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book walks each of us through the reality checks we need in order to have the marriage we want!” —Shaunti Feldhahn, social researcher and best-selling author of For Women Only In today’s workplace, women are often rewarded for having type A personalities: driven, demanding, ambitious, and strong. Yet when it comes to their marriages, those same traits can backfire. After all, no one goes into marriage hoping for a promotion. What is a wife to do? April Cassidy knows this struggle firsthand. She thought she was a great Christian wife and begged God to make her passive husband into a more loving, involved, godly leader. Instead, God opened her eyes to changes that she needed to make, such as laying down her desire for control and offering genuine, unconditional respect—not just love—to her husband. Cassidy’s conclusions may be as startling to readers as they were to her, but The Peaceful Wife shares how she and many others have learned to reorient their lives to biblical commands—resulting in healthier, happier marriages. In the end, you’ll find The Peaceful Wife a powerful path to God’s design for women to live in full submission to Christ as Lord.

Download or read book Ex wife Please Stay written by Lin WeiYang and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 849 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within a night, she had lost everything and was even dragged into the prison by the scumbag male. In her three years in prison, she had gone from youthful to enchanting. What was owed to her, this time, she was going to get it all back. In time to catch up with the trend of the hidden marriage, she married one of the few top powers in Luocheng. Love money? Vanity? Was he scheming? This was the comment of the people of Luo City, but she didn't care. "She is a woman that the people of Luocheng call for a fight, yet she is also a woman with incomparable envy." Let's get divorced. This is the end of the agreement. " A divorce agreement, she had nothing to do with him. However... "This CEO, we agreed on a divorce, what are you doing?" The divorce agreement is not valid, we are still husband and wife! "

Download or read book Wife Please Be Good written by Bi Anhuahuakai and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-01-17 with total page 621 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the neighbor auntie ran over to express her goodwill and help his son get promoted, I realized that my husband had actually run for Mayor. However, I wasn't excited by this. Instead, my fingertips turned white. Because, the one he overthrew was my father! "You're staying with me because you want revenge, right?" I pointed angrily at the man I had chased for a year, my heart bleeding. Hearing his words, he became a little sad, but he firmly said, "Yes." I fell backwards unsteadily, I thought he would care about the past and help me up, but I didn't expect him to sneer coldly, even more heartless. "You are so coquettish and domineering, only knowing the woman that follows behind me all day, do you think I would really take a fancy to you?" A sparkling liquid dripped from the corner of my eyes. I choked on my sobs and said with great difficulty, "Alright, divorce!" Unexpectedly, he only raised his brows slightly, and didn't even bother to raise his head once more. "You want to ruin my dignity when I just took over? Divorce, don't even think about it! "

Download or read book Trade Off written by Alfy Smith and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-09-27 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How does a young basketball star become the close friend and trainer for world-class boxer, Roy Jones Jr.? Through compassion for others, a spirit of integrity, and the willingness to make trade-offs. At the tender age of seven, Alfy Smith found his purpose in life. Gifted with phenomenal athletic skill, he was bound for the NBA until a small injury in college inflicted huge consequences. But he persevered and traded one dream for another. "The trade-off leads to the payoff,” he says. A chance meeting with Roy Jones Jr. led to a coaching opportunity, access to celebrities, and travels around the world. Most of all, it inspired a deep friendship with a man who became closer than a brother. Trade-Off shares exhilarating stories of triumph and heart wrenching tales of defeat. Its pages hold timeless lessons of love, loss, and leadership from one-of-a-kind character, “Big Al.”

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Download or read book The Art of Taking It Easy written by Brian King and published by Apollo Publishers. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a psychologist and stand-up comedian comes a practical, yet laugh-out-loud guide to embracing humor to reduce stress and live a happier, fuller life. Dr. Brian King got a degree in psychology before becoming a world-touring comic and the host of humor therapy seminars attended by more than ten thousand people each year. In this brilliant guide he presents hands-on techniques for managing stress by rewiring our brains to approach potentially difficult situations through a lens of positivity. To do so, Dr. King explores what stress is, where it comes from, and what it does to our bodies and brains. He delves deep into how to address everyday stress—as well as anxiety, insecurities, repression, and negativity—and gives insight into resulting ailments such as anxiety disorders, depression, hypertension, obesity, substance abuse disorders, and more. Dr. King’s techniques are chemical and cost free, and embrace humor, resilience, relaxation, optimism, gratitude, and acceptance. Instead of a dry medical approach to dealing with stress, this unique volume is filled with life-changing tips and instructions presented with humor and a wealth of memorable, smile-inducing anecdotes.

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Download or read book Every Man s Bible NLT Large Print written by and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 1825 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Designed Specifically for Men Now available in an easy-to-read Large Print edition, the popular NLT Every Man's Bible is designed to help every man develop a fuller, richer relationship with Jesus by understanding what the Scriptures have to say about the challenges men face. The Every Man's Bible has thousands of notes on topics just for men--work, sex, competition, integrity, and more. This Bible also includes trusted advice from the pros: Stephen Arterburn, Tony Evans, David Jeremiah, Tony Dungy, Chuck Smith, Jr., Dallas Willard, Michael Youssef, Gordon MacDonald, Bill McCartney, J. I. Packer, Joe Stowell, Chuck Swindoll, Henry Blackaby, Stuart Briscoe, Stephen Broyles, Don Everts, John Fischer, Leighton Ford, Ken Gire, Randy Alcorn, Greg Laurie, Josh McDowell, James Robison, and Gary Rosberg. All of the features and notes were written specifically for men. Key Features: Thousands of notes on topics just for men, including courage, temptation, image, leadership, and pride Profiles of great and not-so-great men of the Bible Fifty topics that give men insight into the Bible's vital message Advice from the pros, book intros, one-sentence book summaries, charts, relationship notes, and a topical index The New Living Translation is an authoritative Bible translation rendered faithfully into today's English from the ancient texts by 90 leading Bible scholars. The NLT's scholarship and clarity breathe life into even the most difficult-to-understand Bible passages--but even more powerful are stories of how people's lives are changing as the words speak directly to their hearts.