Download or read book Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs written by Alan Katz and published by Margaret K. McElderry Books. This book was released on 2001-05-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remember... "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and "I've Been Working on the Railroad"? Songwriter and comedy writer extraordinaire Alan Katz has turned those and other old favorites on their ears and created new nonsense songs kids will love. With zany, spirited pictures by illustrator and cartoonist David Catrow, this kooky collection guarantees laughs and plenty of silly dillyness for kids everywhere!
Download or read book Smelly Locker written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well-known songs, including "Oh Susannah" and "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," are presented with new words and titles, such as "Heavy Backpack!" and "I Don't Want to Do Homework!"
Download or read book Oops written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-03-04 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous poems for children.
Download or read book Where Did They Hide My Presents written by Alan Katz and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well-known Christmas songs, including "O Christmas Tree" and "Deck the Halls," are presented with new words and titles, such as "Toy Catalogs" and "At the Mall."
Download or read book Are You Quite Polite written by Alan Katz and published by . This book was released on 2006-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents humorous lyrics to such familiar children's songs as "Pop Goes the Weasel, " "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, " and "Hey Diddle Diddle."
Download or read book On Top of the Potty written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-03-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well-known music with new lyrics encourage toddlers to trade in their diapers for the potty chair, including "If You Gotta Go Do Poopy," sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It."
Download or read book Maternity the Musical written by Alan Katz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A hilarious songbook of parody lyrics to favorite tunes, all about the true sighs and highs of pregnancy. ... Includes a sing-along CD featuring [the first] thirteen songs with piano and voice"--Page 4 of cover
Download or read book Ricky Vargas Born to Be Funny written by Alan Katz and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-05-14 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ricky Vargas IS the funniest kid in the world! Ricky Vargas is so funny he can make people snort milk out of their noses... even if they're not drinking anything!But it's not always easy to be so funny. And when the funniest kid in the world has his first un-funny day, Ricky has to figure out how to get back his amazing, world-famous sense of humor. Contains three hilarious Ricky Vargas stories in one book!
Download or read book Over the River and Through the Wood written by Lydia Marie Child and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1999-09-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious modern spoof of a favorite holiday song, the trip to Grandfather's house is no peaceful sleigh ride!
Download or read book The Remarkable Farkle McBride written by John Lithgow and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-20 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his first book, actor and musician John Lithgow introduces a memorable character, a fickle yet lovable child prodigy who brings the sounds and rhythms of an orchestra to sprawling visual life. With a double gatefold showing the entire orchestra, this is the ultimate book for the music lover in all of us.
Download or read book Don t Say That Word written by Alan Katz and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An hilarious rhyming story about not saying 'naughty' words.
Download or read book Monster Mash written by David Catrow and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "Monster Mash" was a graveyard smash--and now it's a picture book by David Catrow The "Monster Mash" gets Wolf Man, zombies, and other monsters to dance and party in this catchy, classic song. Dracula rises out of his coffin, vampires feast in the master bedroom, and the ghouls get a jolt from Boris's electrodes. This "graveyard smash" caught on in a flash, and it became the hit of the land. The song, written in 1962 by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and Lenny Capizzi, has gone on to sell over 4 million copies. Fifty years later, David Catrow takes it to new heights as a picture book, with his fun and wacky illustrations that are sure to get kids singing and "mashing" along.
Download or read book Oh My Darling Porcupine written by Bruce Lansky and published by Meadowbrook. This book was released on 2006-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A collection of silly new lyrics to kids' favorite sing-along songs"--Provided by publisher.
Download or read book Mosquitoes Are Ruining My Summer written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smelly bunks! Attacking mosquitoes! Impossible arts and crafts, oh my! Bestselling team and authorities on all things seriously silly Alan Katz and David Catrow hike their hilarity out to summer camp to transform another set of familiar tunes into wildly funny songs for kids and counselors to croon. With song parodies such as “This Whole Bunk Is Very Cluttered” (to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”), “Somebody Send Me Home Now!” (to the tune of “Skip to My Lou”), and “Trying Out for the Camp Show” (to the tune of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”), this collection guarantees giggles will be packed in every camper’s care package!
Download or read book That s Right That s Wrong Level Four Set One written by Alan Katz and published by Little Simon. This book was released on 2007-04-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. I. B. Wrongo is the smartest guy in the land of Wrongovia. By spending 4,312 straight days in his secret testing facility, he's proven it's more fun to be wrong . . . and he's created THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WRONG! to give kids everywhere the chance to play along, laugh along, and even learn along! WHICH ANIMAL CAN CHANGE ITS COLOR?__ Chameleon __ Eel If you said chameleon, that would be right. But in this game, we're looking for the WRONG answer. No points for you! NOTE TO PARENTS: This game encourages kids to give the WRONG ANSWERS to a wide variety of questions. When they do, they'll score points and laugh themselves silly . . . and then they'll learn the RIGHT ANSWERS and some additional facts to remember. So don't worry, they won't end up stupid or weird -- this game is sure to make them happier and smarter! And if you don't believe me, you're wrong too! Either way, congratulations!-- Dr. I. B. Wrongo
Download or read book Stinky Thinking Number 2 written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-10 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents riddles, games, puzzles, and word and mathematical quizzes in a graphically gross book where farts, boogers, and burps are the items used in the answers.
Download or read book Going Going Gone written by Alan Katz and published by Margaret K. McElderry Books. This book was released on 2009-02-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calling all silly dilly fans! Get ready to take a giant time-out for laughs, 'cause the bestselling creators of Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs and Are You Quite Polite? Silly Dilly Manners Songs are back again to silly-dilly-fy your world. The crowd will go wild and join in the chorus, singing sport new lyrics to childhood classics. From football to baseball, soccer to archery, there's a song for every court, field, and sporting occasion. No need to wear a helmet, and you don't even have to shout "Fore!" before singing the golf song!
