Download or read book Star Wars Joke Book written by Egmont Publishing UK and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What did the rancor say when it ate the Wookiee? Mmm ... Chewy! What did Leia do when you she kept dropping the chopsticks? She used the forks! Why can't you get rid of BB-8? Because he's always a-round!" The updated Star Wars Joke Book is sure to have you laughing your head off, with over 70 new jokes, refreshed images and all your favourite new characters. Enjoy 96 pages of comedy gold from the galaxy far, far away. Use these jokes on your friends to be crowned the funniest Star Wars fan around! Look out for companion titles Yoda's Puzzles, with brainteasers to test your Jedi wisdom, and Star Wars Mini Mazes, with over 60 mazes to find your way through.

Download or read book Star Wars Jokes written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2016-06-05 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Star Wars Jokes

Download or read book Wookiee Cookies written by Robin Davis and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boba Fett-Uccine and Princess Leia Danish Dos are just the beginning when the Force is with you in the kitchen. Wookiee Cookies is your invitation to fine culinary experiences in the Star Wars frame of mind. From C-3PO Pancakes to Jedi Juice Bars, this intergalactic Star Wars cookbook features healthy snacks, delicious dishes, sweet treats, and easy main courses no Rebel can resist. The ebook includes hilarious photos and safety tips for cooking on Earth as well as in most space stations. Age is no issue when it comes to Star Wars cuisine-kids as well as adults will have a great time with this book. Whether you drove to your first Star Wars flick or just had your fifth birthday, there's no reason you can't whip up some Crazy Cantina Chili at near light speed.

Download or read book You Look Like a Thing and I Love You written by Janelle Shane and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As heard on NPR's "Science Friday," discover the book recommended by Malcolm Gladwell, Susan Cain, Daniel Pink, and Adam Grant: an "accessible, informative, and hilarious" introduction to the weird and wonderful world of artificial intelligence (Ryan North). "You look like a thing and I love you" is one of the best pickup lines ever . . . according to an artificial intelligence trained by scientist Janelle Shane, creator of the popular blog AI Weirdness. She creates silly AIs that learn how to name paint colors, create the best recipes, and even flirt (badly) with humans—all to understand the technology that governs so much of our daily lives. We rely on AI every day for recommendations, for translations, and to put cat ears on our selfie videos. We also trust AI with matters of life and death, on the road and in our hospitals. But how smart is AI really... and how does it solve problems, understand humans, and even drive self-driving cars? Shane delivers the answers to every AI question you've ever asked, and some you definitely haven't. Like, how can a computer design the perfect sandwich? What does robot-generated Harry Potter fan-fiction look like? And is the world's best Halloween costume really "Vampire Hog Bride"? In this smart, often hilarious introduction to the most interesting science of our time, Shane shows how these programs learn, fail, and adapt—and how they reflect the best and worst of humanity. You Look Like a Thing and I Love You is the perfect book for anyone curious about what the robots in our lives are thinking. "I can't think of a better way to learn about artificial intelligence, and I've never had so much fun along the way." —Adam Grant, New York Times bestselling author of Originals

Download or read book Star Wars written by Giggles a Lott and Nee Slapper and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-19 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are the Jokes you're looking for! Giggles & Slapper's third Joke Book for kids takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, filled with everything from classic Star Wars jokes, cartoons, and Rebus puzzles, to new jokes paying homage to the latest installments to the franchise. Perfect for kids (Ages 8-12 plus) How long did Han Solo live? All his life Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3? He's a choking hazard! What does Admiral Ackbar take when he is tired? It's a NAP! What do you call a Zombie Ewok? The Ewoking Dead When did Baby Yoda say his first word? Right after his second word Star Wars: The Jokes Awaken is unofficial and unauthorized.

Download or read book Darth Vader and Friends written by Jeffrey Brown and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this funny and sweet new book in the bestselling Darth Vader™ series, Eisner Award–winning author Jeffrey Brown offers an intimate look at the friendships between best pals in the Star Wars universe, from Darth Vader and the Emperor to Leia and her Ewok pals, Han and Chewie, C-3PO and R2-D2, the bounty hunters, and other favorite characters. Jealousy, birthday parties, lightsaber battles, sharing, intergalactic rebellion and more all come into play as Brown's charming illustrations and humor irresistibly combine the adventures of our friends in a galaxy far, far away with everyday events closer to home. © and TM Lucasfilm Ltd. Used Under Authorization

Download or read book Darth Vader and Son written by Jeffrey Brown and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2014-07-22 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "Luke, I am your father" was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining, Darth Vader is a dad like any other—except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Celebrated artist Jeffrey Brown's delightful illustrations give classic Star Wars® moments a fresh twist, presenting the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Life lessons include lightsaber batting practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star ("Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!"), and the special bond shared between any father and son. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks almost identical to the print edition.

Download or read book Star Wars Jokes written by Aaron Stark and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-30 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of wholesome Star Wars jokes.A great stocking stuffer!What did the Jedi say when someone called him a nerfherder?"Takes one to Obi-wan."

Download or read book Star Wars I Love You I Know written by Amy Richau and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-01-12 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s more romantic than saying ‘I Love You’ from a galaxy far, far away? Relationships can be complex - your dad could have turned to the dark side, your partner could be a princess, or your best friend might speak in more than 7 million forms of communication and never stop talking! Whether romantic or platonic, relationships can sometimes feel like a one-way battle on another planet, with nothing but meteors crashing down to derail you from your path. Don’t worry, DK has got you covered! Introducing Star Wars™: I Love You. I Know - a fun-filled guide of lessons in relationships, friendships and more. Learn the true meaning of the powerful force of love with this light-hearted guide to love, complete with classic quotes, key characters, moving moments and more. Come fly with us, and explore: • Iconic images from the film, plus stylized illustrations and typography • Real life advice is generously sprinkled with Star Wars™ quips and tongue-in-cheek references • Covers fan favorite Star Wars™ relationships from Han and Leia, Luke and Darth Vader to Poe and Finn. This unique Star Wars™ title addresses a gap in the market, as the only book focusing on love, relationship and friendships, brought to you by all of your fan-favorite Star Wars™ characters! Proving the ideal Valentine’s Day gift for the Star Wars™ lover in your life, why not show them how much they mean to you with this all-encompassing relationship guide. © and (TM) 2020 Lucasfilm LTD.

Download or read book Star Wars Inner Jedi written by Insight Editions and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover your inner Jedi and learn the ways of the Force with this yearlong guided journal inspired by the Star Wars galaxy! Embark on your own Jedi path, with this deluxe guided journal filled with the teachings and philosophy of the Jedi Order. • BEGIN YOUR JEDI TRAINING: The Jedi Knights of the Star Wars saga are selfless peacekeepers who master the light side of the Force, defending the helpless and striving for justice all across the galaxy. With this guided journal, you can develop the key Jedi traits of peacefulness and selflessness. • YEARLONG JOURNALING INSPIRED BY THE JEDI PATH: Through a combination of daily journaling, free-writing prompts, list-making, coloring meditations, and other activities, this journal will show you the ways of the Force. • GREAT FOR ANY STAR WARS FAN: The perfect gift for any Star Wars fan, this journal will serve as a reminder that the Force is with you, always. • FAN-FAVORITE STAR WARS BOOKS: Star Wars: Inner Jedi is the latest book in Insight Editions’ fan favorite Star Wars lineup, which includes Star Wars: The Secrets of the Sith, Star Wars: The Lightsaber Collection, Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: The Official Black Spire Outpost Cookbook, and many more.

Download or read book Han Solo s Revenge written by Brian Daley and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 1980 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Slave traders make the going rough for Han and Chewbacca.

Download or read book Cheep Laughs written by Darren Walsh and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-10-02 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Darren Walsh, the UK’s first Pun ChampionTM and the comedy circuit's Tallest ComedianTM, debuts his first and greatest joke book encompassing four misspent years of scribbling and doodling. The punderful winner of the funiest joke of the 2015 Edinburgh festival. Look upon these works and despair and/or giggle: I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free. Went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens. Green men make me cross ’My nephew would like to borrow your Toy Story costume.’ ‘Oh, Woody?’ If Catwoman decided to go to Nepal, what would Catman do? Got a free chimney the other day. It was on the house. K e v i n (Kevin Spacey)

Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Download or read book Transformers Vs G I Joe the Quintessential Collection written by Tom Scioli and published by IDW Publishing. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published as The Transformers vs. G.I. Joe issues #1-13 and The Transformers vs. G.I. Joe: The Movie Adaptation."

Download or read book Star Wars The Life Day Cookbook written by Jenn Fujikawa and published by Insight Editions. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate every Star Wars fan’s favorite holiday—Life Day—with this collection of recipes inspired by holiday traditions from the Star Wars galaxy! Prepare a holiday feast with this cookbook inspired by Life Day, the galaxy-wide celebration of family, friendship, and hope. Originating on the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk, Life Day has since spread its message of fellowship and love to every corner of the galaxy, making it the perfect holiday to celebrate with a delicious family meal! • CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS WITH STAR WARS: Whether your family is celebrating Life Day at the Tree of Life, or in the comfort of your home, this Life Day cookbook will be the most scrumptious and festive addition to your Star Wars library! • GREAT FOR ALL SKILL LEVELS: This cookbook will teach chefs of any skill level to prepare the galaxy’s most delicious appetizers, main courses, beverages, and desserts. • OVER 40 HOLIDAY RECIPES: Packed with stunning food photography that’s sure to instill a passion for cooking in any Star Wars fan, this Life Day cookbook is the galaxy’s most exciting way to celebrate the holidays. • BUILD YOUR STAR WARS COLLECTION: This holiday cookbook stands alongside fan-favorite Star Wars books including Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: The Official Black Spire Outpost Cookbook, Star Wars: The Lightsaber Collection, and Star Wars: The Secrets of the Jedi.

Download or read book Star Wars Jokes 3 written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Star Wars Jokes 3

Download or read book Star Wars Memes written by Supreme Memes and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 Collection of Star Wars Memes Anywhere in the Universe! This book is bursting with over 100 of the funniest Star Wars memes that will keep fans of the magical movie series in hysterics for hours! Learn all about the galaxy far far away's most infamous and mischievous characters and all the crazy, silly and hilarious jokes that go along with them! Tags: Star Wars, Star Wars Books, Star Wars Manga, Star Wars Memes, Kids Memes, Star Wars Kindle, Star Wars jokes, Star Wars free on kindle, star wars jokes for kids, star wars joke book, star wars minecraft, star wars lego, funny, comedy, memes, jokes, pikachu, pokemon go memes, jedi memes, jedi jokes, sith jokes, sith memes, pokemon GO star wars, pokemon GO memes, jedi, sith, han solo memes, han solo jokes, luke skywalker jokes, luke skywalker memes, darth vader, darth vader jokes, darth vader memes, yoda, mace windu, kylo ren jokes, kylo ren memes, the force awakens, the force awakens jokes, the force awakens memes, george lucas, george lucas jokes, george lucas memes, jabba da hutt, memes, hilarious memes, internet memes, funny memes, the clone wars, the clone wars jokes, the clone wars memes, star wars rebels, star wars rebels memes, star wars rebels jokes, ewoks, droids, c3p0, r2d2, bb-8, bb8, po dameron, rey, finn, leia, chewbacca, chewbacca memes, chewbacca jokes, Revan