Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She s Dead written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on 2015-09-02 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (The 2016 e-book version of Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead includes a Q & A with the Author). A little magic can go a long way -- to really screwing up a girl's life! Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right. Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even post-mortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death. When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her -- literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We re In Trouble written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-04 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else. After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him. Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.
Download or read book 100 of the Most Outrageous Comments about Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She s Dead written by Owen Young and published by Lennex. This book was released on 2013-01 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We re Canning Demons written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Towards the end of her pregnancy, Mara and Gus get a call for help, from Mama Lua. Mama Lua has to go to New Orleans for a family emergency, but her store is under attack and she can’t leave it unattended. She asks Mara and Gus if they can fill in for her while she’s gone, deal with the assorted, eccentric customers, and figure out who’s trying to shut her down. When Mara and Gus arrive in Los Angeles, they have their hands full and Mama Lua is nowhere to be found. Aunt Tillie, who insisted on accompanying them, has her own reasons for wanting to be in Los Angeles, and isn’t being very forthcoming. Mara and Gus soon find themselves knee-deep in paranormal weirdness. Not only does Mara catch a wannabe vampire feeding on the customers, there’s a flesh-eating demon on the loose, working its way up the food chain, and now someone’s called up a homunculus. It’s up to Mara and Gus to sort everything out and can that demon before it claims any more victims on its homicidal snacking binge. But they need to get things under control fast, before Mara goes into labor and her unusual baby makes its long-awaited appearance in their world.
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We re Kidnapping Cupid written by Christiana Miller and published by HekaRose Publishing. This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book KrampusKlaus written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gina and Bobby wake up at midnight on Christmas Eve, they catch Santa in the middle of his present deliveries—but he’s unlike any Santa they’ve ever imagined. He’s short-tempered, rude and wouldn’t know jolly if it ran him over with a sleigh. It turns out that Santa has been cursed. Gina and Bobby don’t figure out a way to save Santa, he’ll turn into the demonic Krampus, (Hell’s official Punisher and Tormentor of Naughty Children), forever. This short story was originally published in the holiday anthology Naughty or Nice.
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie It s a Vampire s World written by Christiana Miller and published by Christiana MIller. This book was released on with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Mara’s vampire half-brother Vin resurfaces in the haunted streets of San Diego, he steps into a world teetering on the edge of paranormal pandemonium. Otherworldly chaos has reigned in his absence, and the baby bats under his wing have been useless. All except one. Morty, despite generally being a pain in his fangs, is showing more promise than expected. Together, Vin and Morty embark on a perilous journey, tracing the sinister threads of an Otherworld conspiracy to a hidden dive bar, where a cataclysmic showdown threatens to unleash chaos upon the world. But the life hanging in the balance isn’t just any life—it’s the one Vin would sacrifice everything to protect. As the night unfolds, Vin will confront malevolent demons and vengeful angels, testing his skills and survival instincts to the limit. The odds are stacked against him, and the clock is ticking. Will Vin emerge from this nightmare unscathed, or will he pay the ultimate price in his quest to protect the life he cherishes most? This story takes place after Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We’re Canning Demons. (Note: This was originally written as a short story for an anthology. It’s come a long way since then… Warning: This is a vampire story, so it does have language, blood and a little bit of sex.)
Download or read book Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We re Kidnapping Cupid written by Christiana Miller and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's after Mara and Paul's got the hots for Gus? What the heck is going on?! Mara's and Gus's love lives get turned upside down when Cupid shows up with a vendetta to settle--and decides to use Gus and Mara as his tools. Cupid underestimates Gus's resourcefulness though, and when Mara comes home, she finds him trapped in a cage, in their living room. But Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and with Gus absolutely refusing to let Cupid go, Aphrodite comes calling, to collect her son. (This novella includes a Q&A with the author in the Author Notes, as well as the original short story that the novella is based on). Series Order: Book One: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie She's Dead Book Two: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble Book Three: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Kidnapping Cupid Book Four: Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're Canning Demons
Download or read book The Corpse Whisperer written by H.R. Boldwood and published by Mary Ann Back. This book was released on with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Allie Nighthawk, corpse whisperer and bad ass zombie hunter. “If you raise deadheads, you’d better be able to put ‘em down. Nobody said it was pretty. But in this day, when vampires aren’t just for breakfast anymore, and the dead are disposable pawns for necromancers, someone has to ante up. Looks like I won the lotto. Imagine my delight. You should thank me, really, because the world is batshit crazy.” When the zombie population spikes and no one knows why, it’s up to Allie to solve the mystery. But there’s a hitch. She’s stuck babysitting Leo Abruzzi, a zombie-bitten gangster who’s turning state’s evidence. But the mob and a powerful necromancer will stop at nothing to take Leo and Allie down. Allie Nighthawk is Anita Blake on steroids, with a fondness for leather and Jack on the rocks. She has a healthy dose of Stephanie Plum and Rachel Morgan in her, too, though she’d never admit it. The battle between good and evil just got wicked fun.
Download or read book Life Among The Tombstones written by H.R. Boldwood and published by Mary Ann Back. This book was released on with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this prequel to The Corpse Whisperer, financially challenged zombie hunter Allie Nighthawk returns to her hometown of Cincinnati and finds herself knee-deep in murder, mayhem, and zombies. Can she solve not one but two murders, and get away unscathed — when the good guys might not be so good, and a presence from her past returns for revenge?
Download or read book Corpse Whisperer Sworn written by H.R. Boldwood and published by Mary Ann Back. This book was released on with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow Allie Nighthawk to exciting New Orleans where she raises the dead, puts down rotters, and dabbles in the mystical world of hoodoo. She’s on the trail of an evil necromancer who will stop at nothing to rule the world with his army of deadheads. Is her magick strong enough to save the day? Or will this necromancer from her past kill her before she gets the chance? She figures she’s got a fifty-fifty shot. Make that forty-sixty.
Download or read book Pure Silver written by Doug Molitor and published by The Altadena Press. This book was released on with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Slavic lore, ‘vlkodlak’ means both werewolf and vampire. Two stages of the same creature. Kill the werewolf with anything but pure silver, and it rises as a vampire.Drake Callahan learned of this legend too late to save his fiancée from undead author Peter Zaar. Now the only way Drake can restore Nikki to life is to destroy Zaar. But can he keep Nikki from turning killer first...or being caught by his cop friend Lisa, or Nikki’s priest brother, Kevin? FULL MOON FEVER is a supernatural romantic comedy from the author of Memoirs of a Time Traveler.
Download or read book Monster He Wrote written by Doug Molitor and published by The Altadena Press. This book was released on with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drake Callahan is a young horror novelist who moonlights for the LAPD as their consultant on cult killings. But when he's brought in on the Full Moon Murders, they turn out to be a nightmare right out of Drake’s beloved monster movies. As he gets close to uncovering the killer, Drake is framed for murder, and his girlfriend, Nikki, is marked to join the ranks of the undead. Can Drake and Nikki save themselves before they become the Full Moon Killer’s next victims? FULL MOON FEVER is a supernatural romantic comedy from the author of Memoirs of a Time Traveler.
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Download or read book A Little Slice of Death written by Amanda M Lee and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-07 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stormy Morgan thought coming home to Shadow Hills would break her. Instead, she's found strength, and only part of it is because she's discovered that she's a witch. Now, with her great-grandmother coming to town, she's finally in line for some answers. Now she just has to solve a pesky little murder before she's free to cast and curse.Following their first date, a quiet outing for pizza and romance, Stormy and her boyfriend Hunter Ryan discover that the owner Giovanni Rossi was gunned down in his parking lot sometime during the overnight hours. To make matters worse, Stormy believes she dreamed of the murder before finding out about it, which throws everybody for a loop.Even though Hunter would prefer Stormy focus on her great-grandmother, he's resigned to the fact that she can't turn away from the investigation. Together, they start digging ... and discover some disturbing clues involving various community members.Stormy's magic is evolving, almost on a daily basis, and it's only outpaced by her curiosity. Once faced with a mystery, she can't look away, and those who love her most will be dragged along for the ride.Strap in, because as Stormy learns more about what she can do - with a little help from the Winchesters from Hemlock Cove - she'll become a force to be reckoned with. She just has to survive long enough to reach her full potential ... and that's easier said than done.
Download or read book A Thousand Boy Kisses written by Tillie Cole and published by Random House. This book was released on 2022-07-14 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DISCOVER THE UNFORGETTABLE TIKTOK SENSATION THAT HAS CAPTURED MILLIONS OF HEARTS 'This book is breathtakingly, heartbreakingly beautiful. You will cry ugly tears' 5***** READER REVIEW 'So moving that it left me sobbing but at the same time filled my heart. Beautiful, tragic, heartbreakingly wonderful' 5***** READER REVIEW 'It is without a doubt the biggest ugly cry I have ever had from a book' 5***** READER REVIEW ________ Two hearts. One love story. An ending you will never forget . . . Rune Kristiansen and Poppy Litchfield met as children and swore to be friends forever. As teenagers, their friendship grew into a love that promised to last a lifetime. But their worlds were shattered when Rune was sent home to his native Norway. Two years later, Rune is back, and Poppy is ready for their happy ever after to begin. But the boy who returns is not the Rune she remembers. What happened to turn her sweet, thoughtful Rune into this brooding stranger? And will the secret Poppy is carrying bring them closer together or separate them forever? Discover the story that will break your heart and make you believe true love really does last for eternity . . . ________ 'I have read books that have had me ugly crying in the past but I honestly don't think I've read a book before this one where tears flowed in every single chapter' 5***** READER REVIEW 'The most heartbreaking, soul-shattering yet beautiful book I have ever read . . . I sobbed. I mean ugly crying' 5***** READER REVIEW 'One of the most beautiful and most heartbreaking books I have ever read' 5***** READER REVIEW 'Rune couldn't have been more perfect, nor Poppy more perfect for him' 5***** READER REVIEW
Download or read book The Vagrant Duke written by George Gibbs and published by Litres. This book was released on 2022-05-15 with total page 473 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
