Download or read book Snot Monster written by Ian Billings and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right? Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on. And finally, imagine a headless monk. With a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved. Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about EVERYTHING that could go wrong. Or, better yet, dare to read Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, read about the horrid goings-on going on... And face the terrible Snot Monster! Jump aboard this wild, wacky, and a bit tacky tale from the keyboard of kid's stand-up comic, Ian Billings, and join a grotty adventure full of fun, frolics, and a huge amount of snot! Giggles are guaranteed while reading this story for 6 to 11 year olds! Come on in - you know you want to, and you know it's snot to be sniffed at!

Download or read book The Snot Monster written by Paula Schechter and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-10-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who among us can honestly say they have NEVER picked their nose? Would you like to inspire the children in your life to get rid of their boogers in a socially acceptable manner? If it takes the threat of a Snot Monster under their bed to make them do so, then this is the book to read them. The engaging story offers several options so your child won't grow their own Snot Monster. This book is not only fun to read but also a great conversation starter. You're welcome. EXCERPT: To his surprise, he saw a wet, blob-like thing looking back at him. It was green-ish, clear-ish, brown-ish, and blue-ish. But most of all, it was ugly-ISH! "Thank you for making me possible," the gooey wet thing said in a slow, scary, deep voice." "You see, each time you pick your nose and wipe it somewhere, another piece of me was created! The booger you wiped on your t-shirt last night brought me to life. Snot Monsters live under the bed of the person whose snot created them." Then the Snot Monster said in his deep voice, followed by a sinister laugh, "I can live forever - if you continue to feed me boogers. Bwa-ha-ha." UPCOMING NEW SERIES: The Snot Monster is the first in a series of contemporary children's books to inspire good social skills. Look for future titles, The Magic Words, Bully the Bullfrog, No, That's Mine, and OMG, TMI - Family Secrets & Over-Sharing

Download or read book Retail Hell written by Freeman Hall and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-09-18 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Act I: "I think you left these behind," I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags they've used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found. "Greasy" let out a sigh as if I were the problem. "I really don't see what the problem is here. It's none of your business what I keep in my handbag." It is when my commission is at stake! I'm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com! This is a place Freeman Hall, a twenty-year veteran "on the floor," knows well. While delivering side-splitting stories alongside brutally cynical commentary, Freeman recounts his most shocking experiences in Retail Hell. From the time he was attacked by a customer's four-year-old, who grabbed onto his leg like a poodle and wouldn't let go, to the day he found the fitting room walls covered in s**t, Freeman has seen and heard (smelled and felt) it all! Horrifying and hilarious, this behind-the-scenes look at what really goes on at the Big Fancy Stores is rollicking, ready-to-wear wisdom for readers everywhere.

Download or read book Snot for Kids written by and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book He Sneezed On Me written by Donald Woodburn and published by Donald Woodburn. This book was released on 2006 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Snot Stew written by Bill Wallace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1990-04 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shotguns have a long, rich history in the United States. They were used by both Union and Confederate cavalrymen during the Civil War, and helped defend the Alamo during the Mexican-American War. Soldiers during WWI preferred shotguns for trench warfare, and many heroes of the Wild West were rarely seen without their double-barrels. Today, shotguns are used by target sports enthusiasts, law enforcement, and armed forces. Discover the fascinating history of the shotgun in this wide-ranging new book. Shotguns explores the exciting history and development of the shotgun with engaging text and more than 200 full-color photographs of guns, including iconic models by Winchester. Best used for hitting smaller targets at closer range, shotguns became the weapon of choice for soldiers, hunters, and sportsmen. Learn about key innovations, including double-barrels, interchangeable chokes, and subguage inserts. Learn about different shotgun mechanisms, including breech-loading, double-barrel, pump-action, bolt-action, semi-automatic, and fully automatic weapons.

Download or read book Snotlings written by Tarryn Mallick and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-25 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you survive the snotpocalpyse? Jackson Hart loves picking his nose. But when he finds a tiny warrior in his booger, everything turns WEIRD and DANGEROUS! Not only does he have a civilisation of snotlings up his nose. . . one wants revenge. Mucuszar and his awful germ army have conquered both nostrils and Jackson's world is next! Can Jackson and his friends stop the snotpocalypse? Or will Mucuszar's deadly creation destroy the planet?

Download or read book The Incredibly Stupid Adventures of the Incredibly Stupid Stuper Man written by Patrick C. F. Wise and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-08-03 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a quite possibly not-so distant future, the universe is wreathed in utter chaos. An intergalactic tyrant by the name of King Brainiac, seeking the ultimate power contained within the mythical Gem of the Universe, attacks and destroys the peaceful planet, Stupin, home to the Stupinians, a people who are really, REALLY stupid. In a ginormous twist of fate, however, a young Stupinian and his dog escape from the destruction with the Gem in tow. Landing on the planet Earth, these new heroes, Stuper Man and Stuper Dog, dedicate themselves to defending the Gem from Brainiac and his evil forces. Little do they realize that there is much more to the story than they know: a sinister conspiracy, an ancient bloodline, and a dark power so fearsome that it could engulf the entire universe and still have enough room for dessert. The Dumbbell Duo may not have much of it, but through their trials they prove that knowledge has been, is, and will always be the most powerful weapon that you can wield. The fate of the universe is in his hands...feel pity for the universe.

Download or read book Night Investigators written by Malachi Wagner and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-02-26 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Night Investigators is a fictional story about three African-American teenagers by the names of Peter, David, and Sasha who are trying to stop the many crimes being caused by James Robinson, an African-American man and his more intelligent alien friend Lord Org who hails from another dimension called the Angular Dimension where he his being treated like a god and rules with an iron fist and for some unknown reason, he came to the human world, a world which he seems to hate and met up with James Robinson, and the two of them have been planning on ruling both dimension with their warship called the Mega Dome and their slime mold creations, the Blue Chums, and their so called gang members Sal and Jimmy. It's up to Peter, David, and Sasha to stop their evil plans and save the city with the help from their friend Mary, an African-American policewoman and their retired grandfather Moses, a skilled martial artest and has taken his grandchildren under his wing while their parents are away.

Download or read book Monster Keeper written by Eve Newton and published by Catin Publishing. This book was released on with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Duet Complete. Finding out that my destiny has been veiled under a lie for centuries is bad enough, but discovering that the NetherRealm where my true destiny awaits is a future realm, staggers me. Dealing with surprises around every corner, I need to find a way to get back to the men I left behind. It’s non-negotiable. However, pulling myself away from the Monsters who worship me, is no easy feat. If this wasn’t bad enough, it is soon revealed that there are Monsters who lurk in the dark and it is my sworn duty to slay them. But figuring out who is good and who is evil isn’t as easy as it sounds. Final book in the Order of the Cross Series. A dark themes Monster Reverse Harem Romance. Scenes of MM. Possible triggers. Written in British English.

Download or read book Gross as a Snot Otter written by Jess Keating and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there are slippery, slimy snot otters, gulls that projectile-vomit on command, fish that communicate via flatulence, and chipmunks that cultivate healthy forests by pooping a trail of seeds wherever they go. But there's more to these skin-crawling creatures than meets the eye, and as zoologist Jess Keating explains, sometimes it's the very things that make us gag that allow these animals to survive in the wild. The perfect combination of yuks, yucks, and eureka!'s, this latest installment in the World of Weird Animals series will inspire budding scientists and burp enthusiasts alike!

Download or read book Willful Child The Search for Spark written by Steven Erikson and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of the acclaimed Malazan Book of the Fallen series, continues his hilarious science fiction series--parodying and paying homage to exploring the final frontier--with Willful Child: The Search for Spark. These are the adventures of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms. We join the not terribly bright but exceedingly cocksure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through the infinite vastness of interstellar space. Steven Erikson has taken his lifelong passion for Star Trek and transformed it into a smart, inventive, and hugely entertaining spoof on the whole overblown mankind-exploring-space-for-the-good-of-all-species-but-trashing-stuff-with-a-lot-of-high-tech-gadgets-along-the-way adventure. The result is a novel that deftly parodies the genre while also paying fond homage to it.

Download or read book Lilith Hollywood Monsters written by Dana Fredsti and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2022-10-11 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "We've got intrigue, murder, and ghosts. Egos, images, revenge. It's Hollywood... in brilliant Dana Fredsti's hands" Josh Mallerman. Working in Hollywood is a living Hell. Quirky, fast-paced modern horror in the vein of Supernatural, Lucifer, True Blood, and Evil. Lee Striga is an actress, movie stuntwoman, and demon hunter. All In Hollywood, supernatural creatures get all the best jobs in Hollywood go to the supernaturals. For a stuntman, it helps to be able to fly. For a romantic lead, it’s an advantage to be an incubus or succubus, and if you smell Sulphur in your agent’s office, you’ll know why.. Vampires, succubae, trolls, fallen angels, ghouls—anything that can take direction, be discreet, and not eat the extras. Lee Striga is an actress, movie stuntwoman, and demon hunter. Fresh from filming Voodoo Wars in New Orleans, Lee returns to Los Angeles. Back at the Katz Family stunt ranch she finds animals of all kinds taking refuge on the grounds, and the supernatural creatures who populate Hollywood on edge to the point of violence. People are vanishing without a trace, and clues lead to a legendary mansion famous for its horrible deaths—the location for Lee’s next film job.

Download or read book The Dadshuttle written by Tom Donaghy and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1995 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: Jupiter, king of the Gods, has again become enamored with a mortal woman, Alcmena, wife of the military general, Amphitryon. During the general's absence in the field, Jupiter assumes Amphitryon's form, and is gladly welcomed home and in

Download or read book Icky Sticky Monster written by Jo Lodge and published by Nosy Crow. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Icky Sticky Monster is just the most disgusting monster imaginable! He picks his nose, eats rubbish from the bin, plays peekaboo in the loo - and now he's coming to give you a lovely ... kiss. Yuk!

Download or read book Best First and Last written by Amy T. Matthews and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2024-06-25 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this stirring, spirited, and ultimately joyful new novel from the author of Someone Else’s Bucket List, three generations of women in the same family, whose hearts have been broken in different ways, set out on a challenging journey to see one of the wonders of the world—and find themselves to be just as awe-inspiring. Perfect for fans of Josie Silver and Rebecca Serle. When twenty-five-year-old Heather Russo breaks up with her boyfriend—again—she can’t figure out if she’s to blame or he is. Either way, she’s miserable, and working at home via Zoom meetings is only making it worse. What’s more, all the women in her family are struggling. Mom Sandy is convinced she’s wasted her life and is nursing a giant grudge against Heather’s father, whom she’s now divorcing. Grandmother Bonnie is reeling with the grief of losing her third husband, and is carrying his urn everywhere she goes, even the supermarket. The bottom has fallen out of their lives so abruptly, the trio is clinging to any handhold they can—and slowly but surely losing their grip . . . Inspired by a friend’s adventurous grandson, and determined not to spend her 70th birthday wallowing, Bonnie is ready to take extreme measures. Even if it means dragging her beloved girls along by the hair, they’re going to hike the Incan Trail to Machu Picchu! Of course, their emotional baggage gets packed with their lightweight jackets, but as they make the trek, the women also talk, sharing stories and secrets that have been festering for far too long. With every arduous step toward the famed summit, each woman sheds some of the past and its pain, and opens up to the extraordinary possibilities of the present—and a future that just might include a new happily ever after. Praise for Someone’s Else’s Bucket List “A poignant look at how the bonds of sisterhood can shape our lives.” —Namrata Patel, author of The Candid Life of Meena Dave “Someone Else's Bucket List begins by breaking your heart then takes you by surprise by becoming uplifting and utterly galvanizing. Best of all, it's a stirring celebration of the power of sisterhood!” —Matt Cain, author of The Secret Life of Albert Entwistle “This life-affirming tale reminds us that happiness is possible if we find the courage to reach for it.” —Jamie Beck, Wall Street Journal bestselling author

Download or read book Welcome to Scare School written by Jarrett Lerner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-07-16 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bash is a young ghost who has never been good at scaring people is nervous about his first day at scare school, where he will learn to master the necessary skills to become a successful ghost.