Download or read book Single Dad Laughing written by Dan Pearce and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 774 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than ten million people have laughed, cried, reflected, and perhaps even found themselves a little upset at Dan Pearce's funny, poignant, and truthful posts about parenthood, love, marriage, societal pressure, and the human connection.Join Dan Pearce, author of the world-famous blog Single Dad Laughing, as he shares more than 450 original posts covering more than 750 pages of content that will keep you completely absorbed all the way through. Keep it on the back of your toilet. Keep it by your bedside table. Keep it in your purse (or man-bag if you prefer). Just keep it within arm's reach because you're going to have a hard time putting it down.Single Dad Laughing: The Complete First Year includes Pearce's outrageously funny posts, his incredibly viral posts, musings and stories about his son, and his emotional and often humorous rants. Included in this edition are such posts as The Disease Called Perfection, You Said WHAT to Your Kid, Memoirs of a Bullied Kid, How Much Did YOUR Kid Cost, The Delusion of Normal, The Thousand Roads Through Hell, You Just Broke Your Child, and hundreds of others.Join the millions who have already laughed and cried with Dan as he works to pick up the pieces after unexpectedly becoming a single dad. Find perspective for many of life's challenges where you would least expect it. Strengthen yourself against the cumbersome winds of the everyday. And, get ready to laugh your face off.Quite possibly the fastest growing personal blog in history, Single Dad Laughing is sure to deliver.

Download or read book Single Dad Laughing written by Dan Pearce and published by . This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 828 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than twenty-five million people have laughed, cried, reflected, and perhaps even found themselves a little upset at Dan Pearce's funny, poignant, and truthful posts about parenthood, love, marriage, societal pressure, and the human connection.Join Dan Pearce, author of the world-famous blog Single Dad Laughing, as he shares more than 450 original posts covering more than 800 pages of content that will keep you completely absorbed all the way through. Keep it on the back of your toilet. Keep it by your bedside table. Keep it in your purse (or man-bag if you prefer). Just keep it within arm's reach because you're going to have a hard time putting it down.Single Dad Laughing: The Complete Second Year includes Pearce's outrageously funny posts, his incredibly viral posts, musings and stories about his son, and his emotional and often humorous rants.Join the millions who have already laughed and cried with Dan as he works to pick up the pieces after unexpectedly becoming a single dad. Find perspective for many of life's challenges where you would least expect it. Strengthen yourself against the cumbersome winds of the everyday. And, get ready to laugh your face off.Quite possibly the fastest growing personal blog in history, Single Dad Laughing is sure to deliver.

Download or read book The Real Dad Rules written by Dan Pearce and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the popular dad blog (Single dad laughing) shares his views on being a single dad.

Download or read book It Takes Balls written by Josh Wolf and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Josh Wolf--one of the stars and writers of Chelsea Lately and After Lately--delivers a hilarious collection of essays that reminds us all what it takes to conquer fatherhood without sacrificing manhood. Struggling to make it as a stand-up comic didn't always fit with being a single parent. But Josh figured out his own set of rules--through trial and (frequent) error. Early picking up kids from school? The nearby strip club is a great place to kill time and bond with some like-minded dads. Want a drunken heart-to-heart with your son? First make sure there's no Sharpie around in case you pass out. Wondering where to take that special someone at the end of the night? Remember that no sane woman will have sex with you in a one-bedroom apartment where your kids are sleeping--even if you promise to be really, really quiet. Whether it's revealing the secrets to limitless hookups (hint: it's single moms) and getting rid of your children's friends that you just can't stand (hint: it's not single moms), or blackmailing PTA members and ignoring health codes, Josh is sure to impart some parenting wisdom along the way. Or at least have a good time trying.

Download or read book Single Dad s Waitress written by Amelia Wilde and published by Amelia Wilde. This book was released on with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s looking for peace and quiet—and she’s a bullhorn in a breakfast café. All single dad Ryder wants is peace, quiet, and pancakes. Valentine is serving up the exact opposite at the Short Stack Café. She’s a disaster waiting to happen—a gorgeous, irresistible disaster. Ryder can’t risk his newfound stability on a whirlwind like Valentine. He definitely can’t risk his heart. But one taste of her has him willing to pick up the tab, no matter the price.

Download or read book Dad Is Fat written by Jim Gaffigan and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 2017 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four year olds ("there is no difference between a four year old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor"). Reminiscent of Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home"--

Download or read book The All Important Well Fed Giant White Man written by Dan Pearce and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a different kind of memoir. Hilarious. Troublesome. Risky. Introspective. Revealing. And so wonderfully... human.Brought to you by the author of the widely-acclaimed Single Dad Laughing blog, The All-Important, Well-Fed, Giant White Man will make you laugh as often as it makes you squirm (in all the right ways) as Dan shares his sidesplitting life stories, moments of incredible stupidity, colossal mistakes, and the awesome (albeit sometimes strange) lessons learned through it all.This engaging collection of narratives shines a light on some of the most difficult and most liberating dynamics of the human experience. Dan recounts awkward childhood love, getting his bare butt glued to a log in the woods, setting his family's house afire, ungloriously handling his first set of knockers, being ratted-out by his child, moments of douchey self-importance, and many other fantastic stories which will keep you flipping pages with wild abandon. Odd religious mandates, betrayal, childhood bullying, a struggle to feel loveable, morbid obesity, self-harm, family and societal pressure, relationship struggles, compulsive dishonesty, dealing with infidelity... All of it led, and often in such comical ways, toward getting healthy and eventually accepting and loving himself as the overly ridiculous, always-faulted, usually-laughing, human he is.

Download or read book Single Dad on Top written by J. J. Knight and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-29 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new single dad romantic comedy from the author of the USA Today bestselling single dad series Fight for Her I'm always on top. My penthouse. My corporate office above Manhattan. And, of course, the women in my life. Actually, I might choose any position. But make no mistake. I choose. I control. My life is mine. Which is why I'm not sure what the hell is going on when I open my front door and there's a baby stroller sitting in my private hall. The note on the infant simply says, "Do the DNA. She's yours." Well, damn. _____Full length (395 print pages, 72,000 words) standalone HEA. Contains all the crazy elements of a billionaire alpha male meets virgin next door for a fake marriage leading to a love affair -- all while laughing over his inability to understand baby basics!)

Download or read book Happy Families written by Tanita S. Davis and published by Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In alternating chapters, sixteen-year-old twins Ysabel and Justin share their conflicted feelings as they struggle to come to terms with their father's decision to dress as a woman.

Download or read book Laughing at My Nightmare written by Shane Burcaw and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With acerbic wit & a hilarious voice, Shane Burcaw's YA memoir describes the challenges he faces as a 20-year-old with muscular atrophy. From awkward handshakes to trying to finding a girlfriend and everything in between"--

Download or read book Single Dad CEO a Billionaire Boss Romance written by Lara Swann and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-21 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kenneth Stark. Billionaire CEO. Sexy Single Dad.At least, that's what they want to see.I don't tell anyone it's all falling apart.My little girl needs more than my divided attention - we both do.Someone to make us a family again.But with my billion dollar fortune, I can't trust anyone I date.Except maybe the one girl who wants nothing to do with me at all.Jessica Reynolds.Ten years ago, I broke her heart...Now she's back. My new secretary.The same sexy curves, sparkling humor and gorgeous smile...with a new distrust in her eyes.I guess she's not over what happened all those years ago.The more I see of her...the more I think I'm not either.It's a bad idea. She's hurt and scared, with her own problems. I've got my daughter to think of - and a damn harassment lawsuit to deal with. This isn't the time to be fantasizing about my new secretary. But then I see her with my little girl. Laughing and playing together. Everything I've always wanted.And none of that matters anymore.I want her back.I want a family. And I always get what I want.I made a mistake all those years ago.Now, I'll do whatever it takes to win her back.And this time, I won't let anything get in our way. Single Dad CEO is a full length standalone romance with no cheating or cliffhangers - and a guaranteed HEA!

Download or read book The Laughing Baby written by Caspar Addyman and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2020-04-16 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Few things in life are more delightful than sharing in the laughter of a baby. Until now, however, psychologists and parenting experts have largely focused on moments of stress and confusion. Developmental psychologist Caspar Addyman decided to change that. Since 2012 Caspar has run the Baby Laughter project, collecting data, videos and stories from parents all over the world. This has provided a fascinating window into what babies are learning and how they develop cognitively and emotionally. Deeper than that, he has observed laughter as the purest form of human connection. It creates a bond that parents and infants share as they navigate the challenges of childhood. Moving chronologically through the first two years of life, The Laughing Baby explores the origin story for our incredible abilities. In the playful daily lives of babies, we find the beginnings of art, science, music and happiness. Our infancy is central to what makes us human, and understanding why babies laugh is key to understanding ourselves.

Download or read book Ramblings of a Single Dad written by Terry "Tl" Stenzelbarton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-06-12 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two dozen stories that will make you laugh and cry, love and hate, wonder about tomorrow, and think about the past ---- **be warned** there's some rather vulgar language involved --- There are no stories included concerning the raising of children. This is NOT a parenting book. In fact, you should keep it AWAY from childr

Download or read book Single Dad Seeks Juliet written by Max Monroe and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-12 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Internet: Am I a horrible person for wanting to sabotage my work assignment-completely wreck a dating contest-because I hate the idea of love? , I know it sounds bad, but just hear me out, okay? I (33F) work at a local paper, and two months ago, my editor assigned me a huge project-run the upcoming, highly anticipated Bachelor Anonymous contest. In essence, I'm supposed to help a reader-nominated bachelor find his special someone, and while I should be excited to handle something of this magnitude solo, I can't help but get queasy over how gross it feels. Like, how cheesy could this thing get? Not to mention, I'm the last person who should be involved in this-my dating and relationship history is a cluster. Generally, the person in charge of these things shouldn't fantasize about lighting the whole three-ring dating circus on fire. Anyway, men from all over Southern California, vying for the coveted bachelor role, submitted their personal ads to my paper. The readers voted, and Single Dad Seeks Juliet won by a landslide. Enter Mr. Bachelor Anonymous (40M), the single dad Romeo seeking his Juliet. Blah, blah, blah, right? Wrong. You guys-and I cannot stress this enough-this guy is the ultimate man in a six-foot-three, chiseled-muscle, freaking Adonis package with aquamarine eyes that would haunt the dreams of an insomniac. He's a former Navy SEAL, successful business owner, motocross-riding, charming, supportive, funny-as-heck single dad, and the more time I spend with him, the more I want to bring this contest thing crumbling to the ground for an entirely different reason. Real talk: I think I'm falling for him. Me, the woman who despises love, might be falling for the completely off-limits Bachelor who I'm ironically assigned to help find love, while five other women think they're the only contestants competing for his heart. So, Internet. Am I scum? Or is all fair in love and war?

Download or read book The Sellout written by Paul Beatty and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Man Booker Prize Winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award in Fiction Winner of the John Dos Passos Prize for Literature New York Times Bestseller Los Angeles Times Bestseller Named One of the 10 Best Books of the Year by The New York Times Book Review Named a Best Book of the Year by Newsweek, The Denver Post, BuzzFeed, Kirkus Reviews, and Publishers Weekly Named a "Must-Read" by Flavorwire and New York Magazine's "Vulture" Blog A biting satire about a young man's isolated upbringing and the race trial that sends him to the Supreme Court, Paul Beatty's The Sellout showcases a comic genius at the top of his game. It challenges the sacred tenets of the United States Constitution, urban life, the civil rights movement, the father-son relationship, and the holy grail of racial equality—the black Chinese restaurant. Born in the "agrarian ghetto" of Dickens—on the southern outskirts of Los Angeles—the narrator of The Sellout resigns himself to the fate of lower-middle-class Californians: "I'd die in the same bedroom I'd grown up in, looking up at the cracks in the stucco ceiling that've been there since '68 quake." Raised by a single father, a controversial sociologist, he spent his childhood as the subject in racially charged psychological studies. He is led to believe that his father's pioneering work will result in a memoir that will solve his family's financial woes. But when his father is killed in a police shoot-out, he realizes there never was a memoir. All that's left is the bill for a drive-thru funeral. Fueled by this deceit and the general disrepair of his hometown, the narrator sets out to right another wrong: Dickens has literally been removed from the map to save California from further embarrassment. Enlisting the help of the town's most famous resident—the last surviving Little Rascal, Hominy Jenkins—he initiates the most outrageous action conceivable: reinstating slavery and segregating the local high school, which lands him in the Supreme Court.

Download or read book Single Dad written by Noelle Adams and published by Noelle Adams. This book was released on 2019-09-18 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The last thing I want is to partner on a library exhibit with Max, a hot new art professor at my college, but it's part of my job as librarian so I don't have a choice. My attraction to him is intense and immediate, but I'm taking a break from dating so I can focus on myself. I don't need a distraction like Max. He's a single father, and that's the only thing he can focus on now. He's never going to take a relationship with me seriously, no matter how much I want him to. Single Dad is the third book in the Milford College series, novellas about the faculty and staff of a small liberal arts college.

Download or read book The New One written by Mike Birbiglia and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With laugh-out-loud funny parenting observations, the New York Times bestselling author and award-winning comedian delivers a book that is perfect for anyone who has ever raised a child, been a child, or refuses to stop acting like one. In 2016 comedian Mike Birbiglia and poet Jennifer Hope Stein took their fourteen-month-old daughter Oona to the Nantucket Film Festival. When the festival director picked them up at the airport she asked Mike if he would perform at the storytelling night. She said, "The theme of the stories is jealousy." Jen quipped, "You're jealous of Oona. You should talk about that." And so Mike began sharing some of his darkest and funniest thoughts about the decision to have a child. Jen and Mike revealed to each other their sides of what had gone down during Jen's pregnancy and that first year with their child. Over the next couple years, these stories evolved into a Broadway show, and the more Mike performed it the more he heard how it resonated—not just with parents but also people who resist all kinds of change. So he pored over his journals, dug deeper, and created this book: The New One: Painfully True Stories From a Reluctant Dad. Along with hilarious and poignant stories he has never shared before, these pages are sprinkled with poetry Jen wrote as she navigated the same rocky shores of new parenthood. So here it is. This book is an experiment—sort of like a family.