Download or read book Sh t My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
Download or read book Nobody Wants to Read Your Sh t written by Steven Pressfield and published by Black Irish Entertainment LLC. This book was released on 2016-06-12 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's a mantra that real writers know but wannabe writers don’t. And the secret phrase is this: NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR SH*T. Recognizing this painful truth is the first step in the writer's transformation from amateur to professional. From Chapter Four: “When you understand that nobody wants to read your shit, you develop empathy. You acquire the skill that is indispensable to all artists and entrepreneurs—the ability to switch back and forth in your imagination from your own point of view as writer/painter/seller to the point of view of your reader/gallery-goer/customer. You learn to ask yourself with every sentence and every phrase: Is this interesting? Is it fun or challenging or inventive? Am I giving the reader enough? Is she bored? Is she following where I want to lead her?
Download or read book Sh t My Students Say written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, someone has compiled all the silly questions and inane statements that students say almost every single day. If you are a teacher you'll understand that no matter how many times you try to humorously or sternly answer these, they'll get asked again about ten minutes later. You've probably heard almost every excuse in the book that students give, and speaking of a book they've probably forgotten it at home or in their locker! Get this funny book that examines all the things students say. Makes a great teacher gift at the end of the year or the first day back to school.
Download or read book Shit My Students Say Notebook written by Teacher Loves Students and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: this Shit My Students Say Notebook: A journal for teachers Humor Journals, A Journal For Teachers, gift notebook for teachers with lined pages for quotes is perfect memory notebookOutrageous, humorous, and often bizarre, for a teacher, the things heard in the classroom are worth remembering. Filled with 120 pages for jotting down conversations and quotes, this unique teacher journal features both graphic pages for quotes and full lined pages for lengthy notes. Whether teachers prefer documenting in private or sharing the hilarious quips with family and friends, SH*T MY STUDENTS SAY will become a lasting record of the classroom's most memorable quotes. A Journal for teachers to write memorable pupils quotesWriting down funny, cute, smart things and stuff that students say is a great way to keep memories of your class.This notebook can be a great gift for teacher - for birthdays, holidays, Christmas end of the school year, thank you gift or without a special occasion Features of this journal are: -8.5x11 inches, 120 white lined pages -lined (standard, B&W) on both sides -front title and owner's contact details page -cover soft, glossy -Perfect travel size for your travel journey (put it in your bag or purse)
Download or read book Funny Shit My Students Say written by Teacher Gift and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-15 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Shit My Students Say: Funny Teacher Gift Journal, Blank Lined Notebook This teachers notebook is perfect for writing all those humorous and hilarious conversations and things your students say in the classroom. What a fun way to write, record and remember all those cute memorable quotes you heard worth jotting down! No matter how you feel, students can always come up with the pretty darndest things that makes you smile and make your heart full. Whether teachers like documenting in private or sharing the outrageous quips with family and friends, they'll love having those lasting memories of their classrooms. Filled with 120 pages, that can be used for shopping lists, notes or use as a diary. Will make great gifts for birthday, Christmas, a new teacher or well seasoned, women or men. Each page features white college ruled paper. Book size is 6x9. Matte finish cover.
Download or read book More Shit My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Boxtree. This book was released on 2013-07-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Growing up, every time I saw a men's magazine cover that had a headline about '73 Ways to Please Your Girlfriend', all I could think was 'I'm good with one; just tell me one way to please her. Also, I don't have a girlfriend. Is there an article about that?'" Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad's advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): "Just take a day to think about it." This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, to the adventures and misadventures of teenage relationships. Crossing the warmth of The Wonder Years with the candour and observational humour of David Sedaris, this follow-up to the hottest comedy debut of last year is a hilarious, toe-curlingly true book about life, and love.
Download or read book Sh t Your Ego Says written by James McCrae and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Don’t read this book,” your Ego says. “Your life could change. And that scares me.” Sometimes our worst failures lead to our greatest transformation. In 2012, James McCrae left behind a comfortable life in Minnesota and a successful career in advertising to move to New York City and pursue his dreams of being a writer. Soon after he arrived, Hurricane Sandy ripped through the eastern seaboard. New York City was underwater, and James —jobless and running out of money—was suddenly homeless. Fleeing to the island of Culebra for refuge, James sat alone on Flamenco Beach while his greatest doubts and insecurities rose to the surface. What he discovered was his Ego—and it had a lot of sh#t to say. This story of adventure, redemption, and transformation reminds us that we all have two voices inside us: the Ego and the Higher Self. The Ego is our reactive, attached mind that tells us we’re victims of circumstance. The Higher Self is our source of intuition and imagination that reminds us we’re the creators of our reality. Sh#t Your Ego Says exposes the battle between these voices. With arresting honesty and candid, compelling prose, James takes you through practical strategies for overthrowing your Ego and reclaiming a life of creativity and freedom. Whether you’re looking to achieve meaningful career success, improve your relationships, or unlock your imagination, this book provides a no-nonsense roadmap to living with purpose.
Download or read book Sh t My Students Say written by Bootstees Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Outrageous, humorous, and often bizarre, for a teacher, the things heard in the classroom are worth remembering. Filled with 120 pages for jotting down conversations and quotes, this unique teacher journal features both graphic pages for quotes and full lined pages for lengthy notes. Whether teachers prefer documenting in private or sharing the hilarious quips with family and friends, SH*T MY STUDENTS SAY will become a lasting record of the classroom's most memorable quotes.
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Download or read book Funny Shit My Students Say written by Diamond Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids say some funny shit! Help the teacher in your life record those gems! Sometimes they give us a whole new perspective on life... Keep track of: truth bombs F-bombs and every time they bust you There is a place for the date What was going on when they said it and even how you reacted! Write these nuggets of truth and wisdom down to reflect on over a glass of wine! More hilarious and helpful journals and tracking logs can be found by clicking the author name!
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Download or read book Shit My Student Say written by Hannah J Flynn and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-22 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Shit My Students Say" Funny and Appreciation Gift for Teachers In Colorful PastelPerfect as a Outrageous, humorous present for your favorite teacher for a teacher, the things heard in the classroom are worth remembering. Great size 6" x 9" and Filled with 124 pages to note down conversations and quotes, this unique teacher journal features both graphic pages for quotes and full lined pages for lengthy notes. Whether teachers prefer documenting in private or sharing the hilarious quips with family and friends, they'll love having this lasting record of the classroom's most memorable quotes. Great for any occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriate
Download or read book Shit My Student Say written by Hannah J Flynn and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-22 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Shit My Students Say" Funny and Appreciation Gift for Teachers In Clean White CoverPerfect as a Outrageous, humorous present for your favorite teacher for a teacher, the things heard in the classroom are worth remembering. Great size 6" x 9" and Filled with 124 pages to note down conversations and quotes, this unique teacher journal features both graphic pages for quotes and full lined pages for lengthy notes. Whether teachers prefer documenting in private or sharing the hilarious quips with family and friends, they'll love having this lasting record of the classroom's most memorable quotes. Great for any occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriate
