Download or read book Redneck Words of Wisdom written by Jaimie Muehlhausen and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-10-12 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings. Arranged in convenient chapters on subjects like bragging, being lazy, witches' titties, multi-genitaled animals, and more, these sayings cut to the core truths of life. When standard words fail... Redneck Words of Wisdom can save the day.
Download or read book Redneck Proverbs written by Wilson Toney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-07-16 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of uncommon wisdom (or not even of wisdom). The gathered sayings and thoughts of 60 + years of redneck living, libertarian thought and engineering. The one quotation book no one ever thought would be printed because no one wants to know what a redneck libertarian engineer thinks anyway. If you buy, you are in danger of having to think so weigh carefully before you plunk down the bucks.
Download or read book South Mouth written by Cooter Brown and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-02-04 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Book Makes a Great Gift! Cooter Brown offers up an unparalleled collection of over 500 examples of Hillbilly Wisdom, Redneck Observations and Good Ol' Boy logic in "South Mouth." lt's a very funny -- and often insightful -- book. In the tradition of rural America (especially the South), we welcome you to come in, sit a spell and sample some of the unique ways we express ourselves. You'll get a heapin' helping of "South Mouth" If things aren't going well: "I'm as bad off as a rubber-nosed woodpecker in a petrified forest." If a co-worker is lazy: "They call him "blister" because he doesn't show up until the work is done." If the temperature is falling outside: "It's gonna be colder than a cast iron commode on the shady side of an iceberg." If a job is frustrating: "It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree." If you' re ready for dinner: "I' m so hungry I could eat a stink bug off a dead skunk." If someone is less than attractive: "If I had a dog as ugly as him, I' d shave its butt and make it walk backwards." If your wallet is empty: "If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn't get to the state line." If you' re describing a winding road: "The road was so crooked you could see your own tail lights." If someone is acting less than intelligent: "He' s a seven story buildin' with a five story elevator." Who knows, maybe you'll end up spicing up your conversation with some of colorful language and become a "South Mouth" yourself. Or maybe not. Either way, take it from Cooter Brown, "You'll have a good ol' time."
Download or read book Redneck Halo written by Sherri Cone and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2013-05-28 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Redneck Halo is not your ordinary book on bold faith. It is faith that is stubborn, daring and provocative. In this spiritually charged portrait of life, Sherri Cone shares the story of Star, a countrified vixen in search for God's truth. When Star and Constantine were surrounded by police for grand theft auto, the army of heaven laid a brass foundation. As Star implements twelve key principles to her life, God opened the flood gates of heaven and poured out so many blessing she could hardly contain them. This story will move passive Christians to their tenacity and ignite doubters and unbelievers to all step out "spiritually charged up" and reach for the success that waits you. That's the greatest story I have ever heard." Julio Lopez, age 20
Download or read book Howdy Hillbilly Sayings and Redneck Humor written by John Leslie Oliver and published by Deep Read Press. This book was released on 2024-03-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a hilarious collection of Hillbilly sayings, country wisdom, Southern slang, and Redneck humor by John Leslie Oliver. John includes several delightful drawings within the covers of this wonderful book.
Download or read book Y all Ain t Gonna Belive This Shit written by Jack Young and published by . This book was released on 1912-01-02 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks. This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hair-dresser and other everyday life experiences. Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind. Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is a pocket book you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.
Download or read book Country Proverbs written by T. Bubba Bowdean and published by Great Quotations. This book was released on 1993-02-01 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Bubba's" best southern sayings, complete with translations.
Download or read book Southern Living Off the Eaten Path Second Helpings written by Editors of Southern Living and published by Time Inc. Books. This book was released on 2016-10-20 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Off the Eaten Path: Second Helpings takes you on the ultimate road trip and into some of the South's most tucked-away diners, drive-ins and dives with food critic and travel writer Morgan Murphy as he cruises the roads less traveled in 16 Southern states. More than a cookbook, Second Helpings charts the best Southern foods at off-road diners, roadside food stands, and independently owned restaurants from Texas and Appalachia to the Gulf and Atlantic Coasts, gathering up a bellyful of recipes, laughs, and Southern lore along the way.Second Helpings devours the South in five big bites, each chapter charting a tasty trail through one Southern sub region. Each of the five recipe chapters covers three to four states, eight to 12 eateries, and 24 to 32 restaurant recipes that will inspire your own home cooking.With humor and his uniquely Southern voice, Murphy introduces you to each restaurant, recipe, and attraction, highlighting the best iconic Southern dishes to try in each region, from biscuits and gravy to white barbecued chicken and peanut butter pie.Worth the drive: Murphy showcases one restaurant, character, or dish in each state as not just worth stopping for but worth driving out of your way to see-- a BEST in each state.
Download or read book Hillbilly Elegy written by J. D. Vance and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER IS NOW A MAJOR-MOTION PICTURE DIRECTED BY RON HOWARD AND STARRING AMY ADAMS, GLENN CLOSE, AND GABRIEL BASSO "You will not read a more important book about America this year."—The Economist "A riveting book."—The Wall Street Journal "Essential reading."—David Brooks, New York Times Hillbilly Elegy is a passionate and personal analysis of a culture in crisis—that of white working-class Americans. The disintegration of this group, a process that has been slowly occurring now for more than forty years, has been reported with growing frequency and alarm, but has never before been written about as searingly from the inside. J. D. Vance tells the true story of what a social, regional, and class decline feels like when you were born with it hung around your neck. The Vance family story begins hopefully in postwar America. J. D.’s grandparents were “dirt poor and in love,” and moved north from Kentucky’s Appalachia region to Ohio in the hopes of escaping the dreadful poverty around them. They raised a middle-class family, and eventually one of their grandchildren would graduate from Yale Law School, a conventional marker of success in achieving generational upward mobility. But as the family saga of Hillbilly Elegy plays out, we learn that J.D.'s grandparents, aunt, uncle, sister, and, most of all, his mother struggled profoundly with the demands of their new middle-class life, never fully escaping the legacy of abuse, alcoholism, poverty, and trauma so characteristic of their part of America. With piercing honesty, Vance shows how he himself still carries around the demons of his chaotic family history. A deeply moving memoir, with its share of humor and vividly colorful figures, Hillbilly Elegy is the story of how upward mobility really feels. And it is an urgent and troubling meditation on the loss of the American dream for a large segment of this country.
Download or read book The Westwood Redneck Talks Crap written by Westwood Redneck and published by Westwood Redneck. This book was released on 2007-12-26 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Westwood Redneck begins by describing the Redneck, then continues with his original jokes, quotes and poetry.
Download or read book The Redneck Run written by Shay Lawless and published by 21 Crows Dusk to Dawn Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brandy Alexander Devereauxs spends her Friday nights at the Crazy Kettle bar, fiddling with her wedding band and staring at the empty seat next to her. She’s fending off drunk men’s advances and waiting for her maybe-dead ex-husband to return. Barring these slight eccentricities, Brandy’s life is pretty ordinary. She wants nothing more than to finish college to become a chef. Oh, and to compete in the National Fire Mountain Redneck Run and succeed in triumphing over the hometown dream team consisting of four mean girls, the upper pecking order at her job at Mister Smiley’s Grocery. And. . .Brandy never expects her life to take a strange veer when her drunk mama brings her a mysterious lock box with clues to Brandy’s ex-husband’s disappearance. A surprise romance. A mystery waiting to unfold. Family secrets. And more.
Download or read book A Book of Essays Pappy s Proverbs written by Patrick H. Anderson and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2019-04-08 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I started writing this book in Columbus, Ohio, at a mortarboard club meeting with Martha when she was at ULM (University of Louisiana at Monroe). She liked the first article, so I started writing some more. She like them all!
Download or read book Faulkner s Country Matters written by Daniel Hoffman and published by LSU Press. This book was released on 1999-03-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daniel Hoffman’s bold new readings reveal unsuspected dimensions in Faulkner’s The Unvanquished, The Hamlet, and Go Down, Moses. He shows how these works, often regarded as disunified collections of short stories and novellas, are coherent and successful experiments in novelistic form. These last three novels of Faulkner’s great period are striated with folklore and structured with myths. They teem with folk motifs of comic exaggeration, deception, horse-trading, tall-tale humor. Hitherto, critics unversed in folklore have been able to treat these aspects only in generalities. Here, drawing on fieldwork from the Mississippi Writers Project in the 1930s, the author of Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe and the influential Form and Fable in America Fiction demonstrates in detail Faulkner’s ironical, subversive, and transformative appropriations of folklore plots, characters, comedy, language, and the style of oral tale-telling, setting these in the full complexity of the works they animate. Hoffman, shows, too how in imagining his dynastic novels, Faulkner interprets myth as history, history as myth. He challenges recent deconstructive, post-Marxist and structuralist readings of “The Bear,” and demonstrates the necessity on the reader’s part for an historical imagination to complement Faulkner’s own. Written with verve, Faulkner’s Country Matters enriches our reading of Faulkner by presenting his work in its necessary settings of southern history and culture. Faulkner’s modernism is restated as a continuance of the great American fiction tradition of Hawthorne, Melville, and Mark Twain.
Download or read book The Little Book of Country Sayings written by Vince and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Country Proverbs Don t Cackle til the Egg Is Laid written by T. Bubba Bowdean and published by Great Quotations. This book was released on 1993-02-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Redneck Instruction Book written by and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Random House Dictionary of Popular Proverbs Sayings written by Gregory Titelman and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 1996 with total page 490 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An annotated reference of more than 1,500 proverbs and sayings of the American language.
