Download or read book Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

Download or read book Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone is eating for two... Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade. When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true? Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans...

Download or read book Real Vampires Don t Wear Size Six written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with. When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

Download or read book Real Vampires Have More to Love written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read Gerry Bartlett's blogs and other content on the Penguin Community. View our feature on Gerry Bartlett’s Real Vampires Have More to Love. Dangerous curves lie ahead in the latest hilarious novel from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. Glory St. Clair is a vampire with man trouble. Between her on-again, off-again lover Jeremy Blade, smoking hot rock star Ray Caine, and former bodyguard turned apartment mate Valdez, there's enough man-candy around to make even a gal with a liquid diet feel a sugar rush. Glory's got no time to enjoy it, though, considering that she's in the middle of planning her best friend's wedding. And let's not forget that there happens to be a hit on her head, thanks to when she took out a techno-freak billionaire. Now, between planning a bachelorette party and dodging stakes, Glory has to decide which man she really wants, before her love life meets an early grave...

Download or read book Real Vampires Don t Diet written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-01-06 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky. Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

Download or read book Real Vampires Know Hips Happen written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More information to be announced soon on this forthcoming title from Penguin USA.

Download or read book Real Vampires Know Size Matters written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman... Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants. And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

Download or read book Real Vampires Have Curves written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BARTLETT/REAL VAMPIRES HAVE CURVES

Download or read book Real Vampires Know Size Matters written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman... Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants. And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

Download or read book Real Vampires and the Viking written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Dragon Lady Publishing. This book was released on 2020-07-26 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A honeymoon from hell ... Vampire Glory thought it would be 24 hours of pleasure during Sweden’s long, long nights. But then a romantic sleigh ride with Jerry finds them in an ice-quake ... A Viking frozen for a thousand years lands at Glory’s feet. Company on their honeymoon? No thanks. But it’s impossible to resist a chance to help a fierce Viking even if the newlyweds end up in a fight for their lives. At least this honeymoon was never boring ...

Download or read book Real Vampires Rafe Takes the Heat written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Dragon Lady Publishing. This book was released on 2023-07-20 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when the Devil demands his due? Shapeshifter Rafael Valdez has always protected others, including his vampire friends during the day. Now he owns a successful nightclub, is married to werecat Lacy and has triplets. He’s spent years trying to deny his demon side, but it’s impossible once his daughter is born. She has inherited the dark powers he hoped never to use or pass on to his children. When demons start converging on Austin, Rafe knows something big is going down. Then he finds out the Devil has offered a huge reward to anyone who can capture and bring Rafe’s little girl to Hell. No, he won’t stand for it. Lilith, Rafe’s mother and the most powerful demon there is, shows up offering to protect the child. Is she just another scheming demon or the loving grandmother she’s pretending to be? Rafe has trouble believing her since she’s ignored him most of his long life but he has no choice. Desperate, Rafe descends into Hell, determined to bargain with the Devil. What must he do to save his child? The Real Vampire gang offers to help him in what becomes a battle of good versus evil. But will right be enough to overcome might? Rafe can only hope so as he uses all his demon powers in the fight to save his family.

Download or read book Real Vampires Glory Does Vegas written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Dragon Lady Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gambling on her future in Las Vegas You’d think four-hundred-year-old vampire Glory St. Clair would have her act together by now. She loves her too handsome and always arrogant sire, Jeremiah Campbell. Now she wants to take charge of her own life and not just be known as Jeremiah’s “woman”. She’s been drifting along all these years and what better place for a vampire than a city known for its night life? Las Vegas is teeming with vampires, shape-shifters and even demons. Some are willing to help her, but others? Starting over is hard, especially when you’re afraid of some of your powers and discovering new ones. As she gains strength, Glory wonders if this fight is worth it. She might become her own woman, but will she end up pushing away the only man she’s ever loved? This gamble for her freedom may just be a risk she’s not willing to take.

Download or read book Real Vampires Revenge of the Pirates written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Dragon Lady Publishing. This book was released on 2023-07-20 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fight to the death… Vampire Gloriana St. Clair is shocked when the queen of the pirates ends her own life rather than surrender to the king’s justice. Peace at last and her lover Jeremiah Campbell is off to Edinburgh to share the good news. But the pirates are back, seeking… Revenge. With the help of a traitor inside their own castle walls, Glory is kidnapped, taken aboard the pirate ship and put under a spell that leaves her helpless. Wait for someone to save her? Never. Using everything in her, Glory manages to escape and lands on a deserted beach. There she discovers something she’s always wanted and never dared believe she could have. It isn’t easy, but Glory and Jeremiah will fight any and everyone to keep what is theirs. Those foolish pirates should have known the sweetest revenge is to live happily ever after.

Download or read book Real Vampires Glory and the Pirates written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Dragon Lady Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-04 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She’s fighting for her life and her love… Vampire Gloriana St. Clair comes with her lover to the coast of Scotland where Jeremiah Campbell is charged with ridding the land of the pirates plaguing the people there. It’s spring, a time for new beginnings, and Glory is eager to see her new home. Too bad it’s a stone nightmare. Then the pirates attack and Glory is swept up in a fight for her life with the queen of the pirates herself. It’s horrifying. Wounded and afraid, Glory is glad to make a new friend, Florence daVinci. This is a woman who has lived for centuries and knows how to protect herself. Can Glory learn to do the same? With witches warning her, and more pirates seeking revenge, Glory has to find her courage. Then she has to convince Jeremiah that she is strong enough to fight and win her own battles. But is she? Only a last clash under the full moon holds the answer.

Download or read book Real Vampires A Highland Christmas written by Gerry Bartlett and published by Dragon Lady Publishing. This book was released on 2020-02-11 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new vampire with a hunger to please…Gloriana St. Clair would do anything to stay with her lover Jeremiah Campbell. She proved it by turning vampire so they could be together forever. But this new life is hard. Days, she is dead and nights she must learn to hunt, well, prey. Like the pretty maid selling sticky buns on the corner. Torture! Glory misses food, hot chocolate and sunlight. The worst? Jeremiah is dragging her to meet his parents in Scotland. His father is Laird of his clan. If only there were a ring on Glory’s finger. What will his mother say when Jeremiah brings his mistress home for a jolly Christmas surprise? Glory is stalked by an ancient vampire during the perilous journey in this prequel set in 1604. There’s even more danger awaiting her at Castle Campbell deep in the Scottish Highlands. Will Jeremiah’s love be enough to keep this from becoming a far from merry Christmas?

Download or read book Certain Dark Things written by Silvia Moreno-Garcia and published by Tor Nightfire. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Silvia Moreno-Garcia, the New York Times bestselling author of Mexican Gothic, comes Certain Dark Things, a pulse-pounding neo-noir that reimagines vampire lore. Welcome to Mexico City, an oasis in a sea of vampires. Domingo, a lonely garbage-collecting street kid, is just trying to survive its heavily policed streets when a jaded vampire on the run swoops into his life. Atl, the descendant of Aztec blood drinkers, is smart, beautiful, and dangerous. Domingo is mesmerized. Atl needs to quickly escape the city, far from the rival narco-vampire clan relentlessly pursuing her. Her plan doesn’t include Domingo, but little by little, Atl finds herself warming up to the scrappy young man and his undeniable charm. As the trail of corpses stretches behind her, local cops and crime bosses both start closing in. Vampires, humans, cops, and criminals collide in the dark streets of Mexico City. Do Atl and Domingo even stand a chance of making it out alive? Or will the city devour them all? At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Blindsight written by Peter Watts and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.