Download or read book Puppetry of the Penis written by Simon Morley and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A few years ago, Simon Morley and David Friend began performing their repertoire of dick tricks' live onstage in Melbourne. After a hit first season at the 1998 Melbourne Comedy Festival, they embarked on a national tour, which took eight months, covered 20,000 kilometres and was captured in all its glory in the documentary 'Tackle Happy'. Receiving overwhelming critical acclaim at the 2000 Edinburgh Festival, Puppetry of the Penis was a sell-out West End hit in London, and took New York and North America by storm in 2001. The show now continues to travel the world, liberating and enthralling its audiences, having now been performed in 3 languages, in over 30 countries, by over 60 Puppeteers trained up by the masters. Simon and David officially now have the "most famous, flaccid penises on earth". Now, for the first time, the secrets of the Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami are revealed. Marvel at the Atomic Mushroom; be blown away by the Windsurfer; coo at the Baby Bird; be amazed by the Hamburger. This user's guide to an age-old art is a book that every man should study - and every woman should learn from.
Download or read book The Little Penis A Finger Puppet Parody Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
Download or read book Penis Pokey written by Christopher Behrens and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?
Download or read book Little Penis Santa Claus written by Craig Yoe and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little Penis is back—and this time, our perpetually perky protagonist is wearing his Santa Hat! This perfect parody is bound to grow on you! In keeping with its predecessors, Little Penis and Little Penis: Oh, The Places You’ll Grow!, this festive new addition to the series is sure to get a rise out of even the Grinchiest Scrooge in your life! Little Penis Santa Claus is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer…and get your camera ready for some photo-ops, because you won’t be able to resist animating the fuzzy little finger puppet in this hysterical parody of the popular puppet book format.’”
Download or read book Puppetry of the Penis written by Simon Morley and published by Bantam Press. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A user's guide to the art of genital origami, as featured in the hit West End show. hree years ago Simon Morley and David Friend began performing their repertoire of 'dick tricks' in Melbourne. Since then they have been touring in the UK, with sell out shows at the 2000 Edinburgh Festival!"
Download or read book Little Penis Oh the Places You ll Grow written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The adventures of Little Penis continue! He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!
Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Download or read book The Man Book written by Otto DeFay and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-05-13 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Man Book" is an essential life-skills handbook--a manual for everything a modern man needs to know, such as Things Never to Say During Sex, Hottest Animated Women, Fly Fishing, and much more.
Download or read book The Small Penis Bible written by Ant Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-12-14 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM... After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results other than the endless (and expensive) so called 'enlargement guides'. After organising London's first ever Big Small Penis Party and giving countless interviews on what it's like living with a little willy, Ant has plenty to say on the matter! You will read the only methods for penis enlargement in this book. But more importantly you will read how to overcome the anxiety itself - because without managing that, no size is ever going to lead to peace. THIS IS A REALLY TOUGH SUBJECT so there is plenty of humour, candour and real-life stories in these pages. If you are suffering yourself, or if you are body-positive, or if you are just curious THIS is a must read.
Download or read book The Animal Penis Book written by William Meadows and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-12 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the four hooked knife penis of the llanos mosquitofish, to the twenty-seven nipple-ed shrewish short-tailed opossum, mother nature has provided some unique genitals. If you are the kind of person who loves to learn, take a tour of the animal kingdoms most impressive dongs, see its multiple vagina-ed animals, and really understand its hermaphroditic penis fencing slugs. This book contains fifty highly educational and scientific examples (with comics) of nature's most interesting penises, vaginas, and sex facts - which makes it perfect for sharing with friends and family at your next dinner party.
Download or read book Cock written by Mike Bartlett and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-01-12 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: But that's what this is, isn't it? The ultimate bitch fight. When John takes a break from his boyfriend, his accidentally meets the girl of his dreams. Filled with guilt and indecision, he decides there is only one way to straighten this out . . . Mike Bartlett's metrosexual play about love and longing provides us with questions of who we are and who we want to be. John's refusal to fix his identity disturbs and disrupts the lives of those around him in this contemporary tale of sex without nudity and struggle without violence. Mike Bartlett's punchy story takes a playful, candid look at one man's sexuality and the difficulties that arise when you realise you have a choice. Cock premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, on 13 November 2009. It is published here in the Modern Classics series, featuring an introduction by Mark O'Thomas.
Download or read book Pattern Recognition written by William Gibson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2004-06-24 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Part-detective story, part-cultural snapshot . . . all bound by Gibson's pin-sharp prose' Arena -------------- THE FIRST NOVEL IN THE BLUE ANT TRILIOGY - READ ZERO HISTORY AND SPOOK COUNTRY FOR MORE Cayce Pollard has a new job. She's been offered a special project: track down the makers of an addictive online film that's lighting up the internet. Hunting the source will take her to Tokyo and Moscow and put her in the sights of Japanese hackers and Russian Mafia. She's up against those who want to control the film, to own it - who figure breaking the law is just another business strategy. The kind of people who relish turning the hunter into the hunted . . . A gripping spy thriller by William Gibson, bestselling author of Neuromancer. Part prophesy, part satire, Pattern Recognition skewers the absurdity of modern life with the lightest and most engaging of touches. Readers of Neal Stephenson, Ray Bradbury and Iain M. Banks won't be able to put this book down. -------------- 'Fast, witty and cleverly politicized' Guardian 'A big novel, full of bold ideas . . . races along like an expert thriller' GQ 'Dangerously hip. Its dialogue and characterization will amaze you. A wonderfully detailed, reckless journey of espionage and lies' USA Today 'A compelling, humane story with a sympathetic heroine searching for meaning and consolation in a post-everything world' Daily Telegraph 'Electric, profound. Gibson's descriptions of Tokyo, Russia and London are surreally spot-on' Financial Times
Download or read book Look Both Ways written by Jason Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A collection of ten short stories that all take place in the same day about kids walking home from school"--
Download or read book Puppetry of the Penis written by Simon Morley and published by Bantam Press. This book was released on 2001-11 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Crazy Cock written by Henry Miller and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1930 Henry Miller moved from New York to Paris, leaving behind — at least temporarily — his tempestuous marriage to June Smith and a novel that had sprung from his anguish over her love affair with a mysterious woman named Jean Kronski. Begun in 1927, Crazy Cock is the story of Tony Bring, a struggling writer whose bourgeois inclinations collide with the disordered bohemianism of his much-beloved wife, Hildred, particularly when her lover, Vanya, comes to live with them in their already cramped Greenwich Village apartment. In a world swirling with violence, sex, and passion, the three struggle with their desires, inching ever nearer to insanity, each unable to break away from this dangerous and consuming love triangle.
Download or read book Dicktionary written by Todd Goldman and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2010-04-27 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout”— or something worse! Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about “anatomy” ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for “penis” and 25 fullcolor illustrations representing some of the best selections, DICKtionary will make all the other books on the shelf blush.
Download or read book The Peer and the Puppet written by B. B. Reid and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 425 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angst! Adrenaline! Sexy times! The Peer and the Puppet had me salivating for MORE! My favorite since Fear Me. -- Tijan, NYT Bestselling author THE PUPPET Borrow the bike. Win the race. Collect the cash. It should've been an easy job. Ran out of town with a broken leg and a lawsuit, my mother's latest flame swoops in like a knight in gilded armor. Blackwood Keep is a place I don't belong, and I'm not the only one who knows. To the boy across the hall, my savior's only son, I'm a stray looking for a bone. He's lord of the manor. King of the academy. And number one on my shit list. THE PEER I have no intentions of becoming a happy family with the social climber and her wild daughter. A bottle of Jameson and a cracked skull gets my problem shipped to reform school, but I didn't bank on her returning. Four's out to get even, and she almost had the perfect plan: expose the privileged kid moonlighting as a gangbanger. She's smart, but she'll have to be smarter. Sending her away won't be good enough this time. I'm going to have to tame the little troublemaker. To the girl across the hall, the one without a name, I'm nothing without my silver spoon. She's lady of the trailer park. Queen of the swamps. And my new favorite pastime. Alternate Cover Edition. The Peer and the Puppet is an interconnected standalone and book one of the When Rivals Play series. Content suitable for 18+.
