Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Download or read book Dad Jokes Funny Jokes and Punny Puns written by Them Them Kids and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Dad Jokes Book Get ready to laugh! Dad Jokes Funny Jokes and Punny Puns - 200+ Jokes Dad Will Love is the ultimate dad jokes book for any father who loves to delivery funny dad puns and jokes. Funny Jokes and Puns With fatherhood comes dad things, and the classic dad is full of dad jokes. Equip your favorite dad with this Dad Jokes book . Dad Jokes Funny Jokes and Punny Puns is a collection of classic dad jokes, funny knock knock jokes, hilarious one-liners and punny dad puns - this joke book makes the best gift for dad! This Dad Jokes book is brought to you by your friends at THEM KIDS - delivering the best family fun (and funny!) content. Classic Dad Jokes - These jokes for dads never get old. Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes - Perfect jokes for kids. Punny Puns - So funny they are punny! Funny One-Liners - One line funnies that cause giggles. Family Friendly - Fun for the entire family. Makes a Great Dad Gift - Great gifts for grandpa, uncles, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone who is a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this funny dad joke book!
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
Download or read book Dad Jokes for New Dads written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Download or read book Funny Punny Dad Jokes written by Sz Yeow and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-06 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every day is Father's Day (or Laughter Day with Dad) with these funny punny dad jokes. Even though they often make you cringe, you really can't help but smile at your dad's ridiculous attempts to make you laugh, because you know that each corny joke is shared with love, and no one on earth can deliver them to you quite like him. They're funny because they're so corny and you're not even sure whether to laugh or grimace. But what really sells them is a dad's delivery. The way they smile a little too wide when they set up the joke: "What do you call a cow with two legs?" You already know what's coming, but your dad's face is filled with so much childish joy, you just have to brace yourself. "Lean beef. And if the cow has no legs, then it's ground beef." he says, and bursts into thunderous laughter before you can even react. His enjoyment brings the dad joke to another level of cheesy goodness. Our collection of the best dad jokes and corny dad jokes will have both of you chuckling to yourselves. So make sure to get them for your dad. We promise, it'll make you both very glad. And it'll make up for all the times he told you that you can make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Evan Ramsey and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Dad Jokes Book! Get ready to laugh and make some groans! 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is the best dad jokes book for any dad who just loves delivering funny dad jokes and puns to unsuspecting victimes. Funny Jokes and Puns You Can't Live Without! Being a dad means many things and the most important thing is being able to tell a good dad joke. Make sure your dad is equipped with the best jokes. 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is a superb collection of funny dad jokes, hilarious one-liners and the best punny dad puns around. This joke book makes the best gift idea for dad! Your book includes: Classic dad jokes that never get old. Jokes for the whole family. So many funny Punny Puns! Great one-liners you don't want to be without. Groan-inducing humor. This makes a great gift not only for dads but for grandpa, uncle, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this great joke book. Purchase today!
Download or read book Super Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Garret Thompson and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-11 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Trisha Sofa and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-06-13 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though fatherhood has changed greatly in recent history, one sacred pillar remains a constant: the dad joke. As many have discovered before us, the secret to great dad jokes is not to try too hard to be funny. It's all about the casual delivery and inevitable silence before the audience realizes what corny joke or pun they just heard. There's a fine line between dad jokes and bad jokes that lies mostly in the delivery. Dad jokes are a little corny, sure, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimately funny. When delivered confidently and at the right moment, they lighten the mood, bring down everyone's defenses, and encourage the audience not to take themselves so seriously. After all, a sense of humor is a parent's best weapon. The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day with this laugh-out-loud collection! Check out the 53 dad jokes in this book you should know and use them wisely!
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Download or read book World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Abigail F. Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
Download or read book Punniest Dad Jokes written by A Aich Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-29 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor.Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement! With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.
Download or read book Dad Jokes Too written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Put a twinkle in your father’s eye with the book that will make his humor more groan-tastic than ever—much to his delight. Help Dad expand his joke repertoire with more than 300 eye-rollers, cringers, groaners, side-splitters, knee-slappers, and gut-busters guaranteed to make you laugh (or sigh). From the folks who brought you the original Dad Jokes, this collection of all-new material contains Q&A jokes, puns, one-liners, tweets, and knock-knock jokes suitable for all ages, including . . . Q: What do you call a potato at a hockey game? A: A spec-tater. Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt. I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants. Great Moments in Dad History: October 28, 1960. Dave Gordon grabs his keys on the way out of the house and becomes the first dad in history to say to his kids, “You ready to rock and roll?”
