Download or read book Poems from the Bathroom Wall written by Ryan Reeves and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-24 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the sick and twisted mind of Ryan Reeves comes Poems from the Bathroom wall. This book is original content in the style of the writings you may find on the wall in public restrooms. In this volume every filthy bathroom hi-jink and sexual practice is described in the sing-song style that bathroom poetry fans worldwide have come to appreciate and expect every time they sit down to use a public toilet. The author doesn't officially condone bathroom graffiti but finds much of it hilarious. Wanting to reach a greater audience with his own work than is possible on a bathroom wall, he created this book. This volume is not for the faint of heart but anyone with an appreciation for tasteless humor will find Poems from the Bathroom Wall enjoyable.
Download or read book A Funeral in the Bathroom written by Kalli Dakos and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2012 IRA-CBC Children's Choices 2012 Children's Choice Book Award Finalist My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"
Download or read book Poems Found Scrawled on the Simple Man s Bathroom Wall written by Ed Aust and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poems by Ed Aust, writer and photographer living in Oakland, California.
Download or read book MORE Poems From the Bathroom Wall written by Ryan Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ryan Reeves is at it again with his second book in the series, MORE Poems from the Bathroom Wall. If you thought the first book was outrageous, depraved, and demented then you're going to love this new book. This time Ryan couldn't help himself and added an entirely new section of depraved short stories for your enjoyment. This volume is not for the faint of heart but anyone with an appreciation for tasteless humor will find MORE Poems from the Bathroom Wall a laugh fest.
Download or read book Even MORE Poems From the Bathroom Wall written by Ryan Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2023-01-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book, the most depraved in the series, the author plumbs the depths to offer the grossest in toilet humor yet. You'll be sickened, you'll be shocked, but most of all you'll laugh. This book is not for the faint of heart. It's written for all the sickos, perverts, and filth aficionados lurking in the shadows. To you we raise our glass and toast.
Download or read book Found on Bathroom Walls written by William James Lindberg and published by Penhead Press. This book was released on 2015-04-19 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about remarks on bathroom walls - you can't not read them. They are not all gems of literature but sometimes, something will stick. Found on Bathroom Walls scribbles its wisdom in our psyche, lets us savor each phrase, each sound created by words found and folded in together on the page. William is a true poet, a person who finds beauty in words everywhere and can present them to us like a plate of the finest caviar with all the trimmings. A teardrop in time turns into a poem about his father, moving home turns into an epic worthy of Charlton Heston. WARNING: some of the works contained in this book use naughty language like the "F word," and other explicit words that might be found on a Bathroom Wall at a one pump gas station. ---by Carla Blaschka
Download or read book Bathroom Poetry written by T.A. Dieringer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-01-20 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. Now since I am male, I did not have a chance to visit many, if any, female bathrooms (sorry, ladies), so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some are personal quotes, things that pop into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange. They usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these thoughts to Bathroom Poetry anyways. Some quotes are famous and semifamous quotes. Some are unknown author quotes. Many of the quotes were found on the stalls of bathrooms from all over the globe. I have collected many quotes from memory during my travels around the world while serving twenty-one years in the United States Navy. This book is meant for entertainment value only. Any words of wisdom gleaned while reading this book is pure shit-house luck.
Download or read book Words on Bathroom Walls written by Julia Walton and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-07-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a Major Motion Picture starring Charlie Plummer, AnnaSophia Robb, and Taylor Russell! Fans of More Happy Than Not and The Perks of Being a Wallflower will cheer for Adam in this uplifting and surprisingly funny story of a boy living with schizophrenia. When you can't trust your mind, trust your heart. Adam is a pretty regular teen, except he's navigating high school life while living with paranoid schizophrenia. His hallucinations include a cast of characters that range from the good (beautiful Rebecca) to the bad (angry Mob Boss) to the just plain weird (polite naked guy). An experimental drug promises to help him hide his illness from the world. When Adam meets Maya, a fiercely intelligent girl, he desperately wants to be the normal, great guy that she thinks he is. But as the miracle drug begins to fail, how long can he keep this secret from the girl of his dreams? "Echoing the premise and structure of Flowers for Algernon, this [is a] frank and inspiring novel." --Publishers Weekly, starred review Don't miss Just Our Luck, another stunning book by Julia Walton. Coming in 2020!
Download or read book On the Bathroom Wall written by Josh Alexander and published by . This book was released on 2013-03-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rude, crude and absolutely hilarious. "On The Bathroom Wall" is a collection of some of the best poems ever scratched into a wall. These rhymes are guaranteed to make readers run for the bathroom for fear of peeing their pants!
Download or read book A Funeral in the Bathroom written by Kalli Dakos and published by Albert Whitman. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My teacher's pretty slick, Has a hundred teaching tricks. Even in the bathroom stalls, She hangs poetry on the walls, And while I'm there all alone I can't help but read a poem. From "Gross" and "Flushophobic" to "There's a Sock in the Toilet," these poems will have kids laughing all the way to "The Bathroom Dance!"
Download or read book Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne written by K. Wirtz and published by . This book was released on 2023-02-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ladies and Gentlemen, do you find yourself tired of staring at the bathroom wall, counting tiles, or reading the shampoo bottle?Well, have no fear, because the "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" is here! This bathroom book will change the way you spend your time on the throne. With its collection of lighthearted, silly, and sometimes relatable poems, it will make your bathroom experience a time for laughter and entertainment.Whether you're in need of a quick break from reality or just looking for something to pass the time, this book has got you covered. It's the perfect addition to any bathroom library and is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, why wait? Get your copy of "Potty Poems for the Porcelain Throne" today and never have a dull moment in the bathroom again!
Download or read book Breakthrough in the Bathroom written by Steve Ogan and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you noticed that there is a spirit of praise and worship that comes upon you in the bathroom? Dr. Myles Monroe once said, "I get a lot of revelations in the bathroom. I don't know why God speaks to me in the bathroom." Breakthrough in the bathroom will help you appreciate why a spirit of praise and worship comes upon you in the bathroom and why the bathroom is an altar of sanctification, revelation, and restoration. This book gives an exposition on the following: - The concept of the bathroom as an altar - The prophecy on bathrooms and bathing in the end-time - The unique character of the altar in the bathroom - The miracle of open heavens in the bathroom - How to minister to yourself, your spouse, and children in the bathroom - Avoiding death in a place of life - The beauty and black side of bathroom poetry - Bathing and praying in the bathroom at the hours of prayer - Spiritual breakthroughs in the bathroom - Healing and deliverance in the bathroom The consecrated bathroom will become a spiritual magnet for all who desire a deeper dimension of fellowship with God. Going to the bathroom will no longer be a routine act. It will become a special spiritual phenomenon.
Download or read book All the Graffiti on All the Bathroom Walls of the World Can t Hide These Scars written by A. D. Winans and published by . This book was released on 1977-01-01 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Creatures from My Bathroom Wall written by Laura Burgess and published by Tate Publishing & Enterprises. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bumbly, Rumbly, Happy Dance! Come explore this fun look at God's wonderful creation! Read about Bumbly and the Colossus and the part they have in God's plan. But don't let the Other View catch you by surprise!
Download or read book The English Language Poetry of South Asians written by Mitali Pati Wong and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2013-01-24 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this study, ten independent critical essays and a coda explore the English-language poetry of South Asians in terms of time, place, themes and poetic methodologies. The transnational perspective taken establishes connections between colonial and postcolonial South Asian poetry in English as well as the poetry of the old and new diaspora and the Subcontinent. The poetry analysis covers the relevance of historical allusions as well as underlying concerns of gender, ethnicity and class. Comparisons are offered between poets of different places and time periods, yielding numerous sociopolitical paradigms that surface in the poetry.
Download or read book On Earth We re Briefly Gorgeous written by Ocean Vuong and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times Bestseller • Nominated for the 2019 National Book Award for Fiction “A lyrical work of self-discovery that’s shockingly intimate and insistently universal…Not so much briefly gorgeous as permanently stunning.” —Ron Charles, The Washington Post Ocean Vuong’s debut novel is a shattering portrait of a family, a first love, and the redemptive power of storytelling On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous is a letter from a son to a mother who cannot read. Written when the speaker, Little Dog, is in his late twenties, the letter unearths a family’s history that began before he was born — a history whose epicenter is rooted in Vietnam — and serves as a doorway into parts of his life his mother has never known, all of it leading to an unforgettable revelation. At once a witness to the fraught yet undeniable love between a single mother and her son, it is also a brutally honest exploration of race, class, and masculinity. Asking questions central to our American moment, immersed as we are in addiction, violence, and trauma, but undergirded by compassion and tenderness, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous is as much about the power of telling one’s own story as it is about the obliterating silence of not being heard. With stunning urgency and grace, Ocean Vuong writes of people caught between disparate worlds, and asks how we heal and rescue one another without forsaking who we are. The question of how to survive, and how to make of it a kind of joy, powers the most important debut novel of many years. Named a Best Book of the Year by: GQ, Kirkus Reviews, Booklist, Library Journal, TIME, Esquire, The Washington Post, Apple, Good Housekeeping, The New Yorker, The New York Public Library, Elle.com, The Guardian, The A.V. Club, NPR, Lithub, Entertainment Weekly, Vogue.com, The San Francisco Chronicle, Mother Jones, Vanity Fair, The Wall Street Journal Magazine and more!
Download or read book Poems from Homeroom written by Kathi Appelt and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2002-08 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems about the experiences of young people and a section with information about how each poem was written to enable readers to create their own original poems.
