Download or read book Someday a Bird Will Poop on You written by Sue Salvi and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splat Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

Download or read book Pigeon Poop written by Elizabeth Baguley and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Original edition published in English by Little Tiger Press, London, England, 2012"--P. facing t.p.

Download or read book Pigeon Poo the Universe and Car Paint written by Karl Kruszelnicki and published by Harpercollins. This book was released on 1996 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in a new Karl Kruszelnicki series, this book contains 40 bizarre and funny stories about the latest discoveries in science, from sex and forgetting, to the moon and green cheese.

Download or read book From Bird Poop to Wind written by Ellen Lawrence and published by Bearport Publishing. This book was released on 2012-08-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some use the wind. Others need water. Some plants use furry animals, and others rely on hungry birds having a meal and then pooping after they have flown away. This title introduces young readers to the many different ways that plants disperse their seeds. Filled with information perfectly suited to the abilities and interests of an early elementary audience, this colorful, fact-filled volume gives readers a chance not only to learn, but also to develop their powers of observation and critical thinking. From high-impact images to high-interest facts, this book makes learning about plants, their seeds, and life cycles a lively and engaging experience.

Download or read book Koo Koo Poo Poo written by Michael W. Corrigan and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-06 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Koo-Koo Poo-Poo, a tale of a not-so mild mannered Superhero Pigeon, is an uplifting action-packed fictional story that middle grade readers and adults of all ages will enjoy immensely. It's going to make you laugh, and maybe even shed a few tears, but we don't have to tell anyone about that. Why? Well, one reason is because of the character telling this story. Meet Wesley King, a not-so-common pigeon who suffers from narcissism and has a major dilemma on his hands, or um... wings. Wesley lives in West Hill, a once eclectic thriving downtown community that is now more known for crime, drugs, and thugs. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to many West Hill residents however, also lives Jeremy Barnes, a rather creative, clever and determined 13 year old. He lives with his mom in a small apartment on the top floor of a rundown brick building. Recently, Jeremy's father, Christofer-- an active citizen with plans to revitalize the West Hill neighborhood to what it was when he was a kid-- was murdered right outside their apartment trying to save a woman from being mugged. As result Jeremy's mother, Virginia, works two jobs to keep a roof over their heads. Despite all of the challenges Jeremy and his mom face, he has big plans to follow in his father's footsteps and change things in his neighborhood. But after trying to help a kid at the bus stop getting beat up by a gangbanger, he realizes escaping the criminals' wrath and saving the neighborhood is not going to be easy, at least by himself. Enter Wesley to save the day; well maybe. You should know, Wesley hasn't always been a pigeon. He used to be a big time banker that enjoyed making the rich richer and keeping the poor in poverty. After suffering a fatal heart attack, he was transported to West Hill and transmogrified into a bird of the dove family; the creature he despised the most during his life as a human. Through what Wesley believes might possibly be divine intervention, he realizes the only way out of living for eternity in a pigeon suit relies upon if he can help Jeremy accomplish what at times seems like an impossible feat, uniting the citizens of West Hill to evict the gang that haunts their world. Although Jeremy's lovable best buddy Tommy, a much less creative, clever and determined 13 year old, tries his best to keep Jeremy from getting in trouble, it's not enough. The gang's leader, who they call Smit, is on to Jeremy. Smit even knows the whole story about Jeremy's dad unsolved murder case. Even worse, Smit is the outcast cousin of Melody, a kind and pretty new girl in the school who Jeremy is quite attracted to. But rest assured, Wesley King with his entourage and flock of felicity is always flying close by ready to swoop down and scatter #2 droppings upon any who challenge Jeremy and his friends.Jeremy's mom, however, is growing more worried that her son might suffer the same fate as his father. She's also concerned about his possibly delusional hallucinations that a pigeon is trying to help him accomplish this coup. She pleads with Jeremy to just stay away from the gang. But on a melancholy night alone at the apartment, Jeremy pulls out a box of old pictures and finds an idea his father had to fix things... and how this discovery turns out... well, It's a story you will want to read to the very last page.

Download or read book Pigeon Poo the Universe and Car Paint written by Karl Kruszelnicki and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Pigeon Problems written by J. A. Watson and published by North Star Editions, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-09-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only thing Anthony likes less than pigeons is TJ, and now he’s stuck dealing with both after joining the Science Squad. But there’s an overnight at the museum on the line. Can Anthony persevere to win the prize?

Download or read book Raccoon Gangs Pigeons Gone Bad and Other Animal Adventures written by Trish Ann Konieczny and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “What are you going to do with all these babies now?” Trish Ann Konieczny didn’t always dream of being a wildlife rehabilitator, but that changed as soon as four orphaned raccoons fell out of a tree, into her yard and into her heart. Since the Raccoon Gang first dropped in, her life has been energized by a passion to share God’s love for all creatures by rescuing birds and beasts alike. Now Trish shares her most unique encounters with her needy new friends and how they’ve each provided a window into the animal kingdom God has created for us to care for and enjoy. You’ll find enchanting stories from her time at Lion’s Den Rehab, like those of… Spark: an abandoned baby squirrel nursed back to health and eventual freedom George: a homely, headstrong pigeon who loved rehab so much he wouldn’t leave Bunny: an adorable but high-risk rescue rabbit determined to survive and thrive Filled with heartwarming antics and up close looks at life in animal rescue, this book will delight every lover of furry and feathered babies—and reveal incredible insights into our relationship with God’s magnificent creation.

Download or read book The Unbelievably Scary Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls written by Adam Cece and published by Text Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kipp Kindle, Tobias Treachery and Cymphany Chan live in Huggabie Falls, the weirdest town on Earth, so weirdness is pretty normal for them. But when unbelievably scary things start to happen, even Kipp, Tobias and Cymphany have trouble believing what’s going on. Why is everyone running away from their worst fears and where did those fears suddenly appear from? How can a dinosaur that doesn’t even exist be about to chomp Cymphany in two? And is the evil Felonious Dark reformed like he says he is, or is he the one behind the unbelievably scary happenings? With all the madcap humour and breakneck adventure of The Extremely Weird Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls, this hilarious sequel will have young readers laughing out loud and asking for more. Adam Cece lives in Adelaide. His first book, Wesley Booth Super Sleuth, was published in 2015. In 2017, Adam won the Text Prize for Young Adult and Children’s Writing for The Extremely Weird Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls. The Unbelievably Scary Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls is the second book in the Huggabie Falls trilogy. ‘Wonderfully weird and lots of fun.’ Andy Griffiths, on The Extremely Weird Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls ‘The Extremely Weird Thing that Happened in Huggabie Falls won the 2017 Text Prize, and it’s easy to see why: it’s a funny read, full of hijinks and adventure. Most of the humour comes from the narrator’s many deviations and asides that are reminiscent of authors such as Lemony Snicket or Pseudonymous Bosch.’ Books+Publishing ‘Cartoon-style illustrations by Andrew Weldon and frequent interpolations from the excitable author all add to the appeal of an inventive, engagingly offbeat tale.’ Adelaide Advertiser

Download or read book The Real Poop on Pigeons written by Kevin McCloskey and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A combination of humor and artistry presents the facts on pigeons.

Download or read book Pigeon Poo the Universe and Car Paint written by Karl Kruszelnicki and published by . This book was released on 1998-11-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Outraged written by Paul Henry and published by Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited. This book was released on 2013-10-18 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short pieces on topics dear to Paul Henry’s heart – some outrage him, some will outrage you, and others will outrage everybody. A smattering of sample topics: tipping; political zealots of all persuasion; dog owners; people who just stop at the top of escalators; roadwork signs that haven't been put away; closed-minded people; queueing; people who steal the magic from chidren's eyes; rubbish on the street; surcharges; children on planes; Twitter; wine served too cold; lights left on when no one's in the room PLUS much more. There are even terrific pieces on things Paul loves such as baseball; Las Vegas; nudity; road trips; boats; and knowing he's right. Written with the same flair, comic genius and deadpan delivery as his first bestselling book What was I thinking this is an excellent read that'll leave you chuckling, even if you disapprove of much of the content.

Download or read book Don t Feed the Coos written by Jonathan Stutzman and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dynamic team behind Llama Destroys the World returns with a laugh-out-loud tale about the dangers...of feeding pigeons! When you see a coo, you will be tempted to give it a treat. Coos are adorable, peaceful, kind of silly. But DON'T FEED THE COO! If you feed one, they will ALL come... So begins Don't Feed the Coos, a cautionary tale that details the fallout when a little girl decides to share some bread with a coo (aka pigeon). From the park to home to the arcade to karate practice, the coos follow the generous-but-foolish girl who didn’t heed the warning. Because when you give a coo a crumb...the entire population of coos will come! But fret not: our spunky little heroine will discover that even the biggest of problems can be solved with a little determination. In the grand tradition of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, Don't Feed the Coos reminds us that the most disastrous of reactions can come from the most innocent of actions. Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox deliver another ridiculous and hilarious story, sure to delight fans of The Bad Seed and I Want My Hat Back.

Download or read book Pigeons at War written by Connie Goldsmith and published by Lerner Publishing Group. This book was released on 2024-02-06 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pigeons were crucial to communications between Allied troops in both world wars. When phone, radio, and telegraph lines were cut or officers needed to send top secret information, it was pigeons that they depended on to reach support staff far from the front. In fact, pigeons earned the most medals of any animal for their services during these conflicts. Discover how pigeons were domesticated and trained for use in military conflicts, learn about some of their most daring flights, and find out what other ways pigeons and humans work together.

Download or read book The Adventures of the Dish and the Spoon written by Mini Grey and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious tale of two nursery-rhyme heroes on the run, from the award-winning creator of the Traction Man series! When the cow jumped over the moon, the dish ran away with the spoon . . . to seek fame and fortune in twentieth-century America. This is the never-before-told story of their exciting adventures out in the big world. How this famous nursery rhyme couple learns that crime doesn’t pay—and love conquers all—is a treat for the whole family! Hand this to fans of Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith’s The True Story of the Three Little Pigs or The Stinky Cheese Man. “This inventive tale of true love will sustain many re-readings by readers of all ages.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred Hey-diddle-delightful.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred

Download or read book Dave Pigeon Nuggets written by Swapna Haddow and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WINNER of the Greenhouse Funny Prize; SHORTLISTED for the Sainsbury's Book Award and numerous regional awards, this hilarious series is adored by its readers!This book is in Pigeonese. The following words are a test: cats smell of farts and cabbage. Could you read all the words? Are you sure? Do you want to try that fourth word again? If you managed to read ALL those words, you may turn the page . . .Dave Pigeon is BACK! And so is his side-kick Skipper. But trouble is afoot. When their Human Lady leaves to go on a 'holiday' (whatever that is), Dave and Skipper are horrified to find that their food supply quickly runs dry. With delicious biscuits on their minds, they set off in search of a new owner - but is Reginald Grimster all he seems? Why is he so keen on feeding them? And why does he have so many books about cooking . . .?Another hilarious instalment in the Dave Pigeon series from Greenhouse Funny Prize winner Swapna Haddow, brilliantly brought to life with Sheena Dempsey's illustrations.'A hilarious new series.' Angels and Urchins'A really enjoyable read for children just moving into chapter books.' Books for Keeps'Readers will love this action packed story about friendship, bravery and the lengths a pigeon will go to to secure themselves a crumbly treat.' Reading Zone'I can't imagine any child not loving Dave and waiting excitedly for his next adventure.' Serendipity Reviews'Readers will love it as it is full of daring and bravery, and much backfiring of ridiculous schemes and much crossing out.' The School Librarian

Download or read book The Thumbald written by Robert Stewart and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dogs of Easthill believe in the Thumbald, a mysterious locket which supposedly puts them in touch with goodness, beauty, and truth. At least, they think they believe in it. Some of them aren't sure. Some of them think it's nonsense. Others just want to groom their bottoms. A Border-Collie called Cloud believes in the Thumbald more than most. He was found abandoned as a puppy, drifting down a stream on a makeshift raft. With no family to speak of and few other attachments, he finds that he wants to believe in the meaning and mystery of Easthill’s sacred prize. But when a strange black dog upstages an annual festival by arranging to open the locket, the dogs find that there is nothing inside it. A crisis follows. Was there ever such a thing as the Thumbald? Or was it always nonsense? And then there’s the threat of Animo: an evil spirit who wants to trap the dogs in a web of lies and bring them under his control. Troubled by these events, Cloud decides to go in search of the truth. He must travel West to seek out Balder, the wisest of dogs and supreme master in the way of the Bald. He sets out with three unruly companions. Hoo Hoo is a cocky Springer Spaniel with the power to shape-shift (frequently into unhelpful things, like an exploding mushroom). Porker is a greedy St Bernard, who can’t keep his paws off sausage sandwiches. And Mouse is a shy Dachshund, with a disconcerting tendency to disappear at will. Together, they must work out what's true and what's just a lot of hairy dewlaps.