Download or read book Oops The Fish Died written by Jamie Rome and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-08 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a pet fish? Did it die? Either way, this is the book for you. With 10 fun fish funerals, you can decide how to say goodbye -- from the Traditional Shoebox Burial to an epic Viking Funeral! Each one comes with step-by-step instructions, eulogies to read aloud, and stunning illustrations. Perfect for anyone who forgot to feed their fish over vacation, or whose kid truly thought the the fish wanted to go swimming in the pool. Fun, funny and full of fish funerals, the whole family will love it...well...except the fish.

Download or read book Oops Wrong Family written by Debi Toporoff and published by Charisma Media. This book was released on 2005-12-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The personal story of author Debi Toporoff will help those dealing with the memory and pain of abuse, as well as those looking to understand what children suffering from abuse have experienced. Toporoff uniquely tells her story from a child's perspective, highlighting her mother's physical abuse, her father's neglect, and the moments of rest she had while taken away to foster families. By the age of four, Toporoff remembers being held responsible for cleaning the household while enduring the wrath of her never-satisfied mother. Not for the faint of heart, she graphically tells of going blind in one eye, cracking her skull, and breaking her leg, all by her mother's hand. Through several foster families, caring teachers and co-workers, Toporoff pieced together the story of Jesus, and his forgiveness and never-failing love for her, which lead to hope and forgiveness.

Download or read book The Good News About What s Bad for You The Bad News About What s Good for You written by Jeff Wilser and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-12-08 with total page 383 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The author sprints through a broad range of topics--from coffee to green tea, tequila to Vitamin Water, to apologizing and swearing, [sifting] through each study to reveal everything from the merits of procrastination to the downsides of yoga"--Amazon.com.

Download or read book Franklin OOPS Mud Cupcake written by Michael D. Pitt and published by Agio Publishing House. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Franklin, Oops, Mud & Cupcake is an engaging account of four canoe trips in northern Canada written by outdoor author and adventurer Michael D. Pitt. Michael's intimate writing style brings you "into the canoe" as he and his wife Kathleen discover the strength, challenges and self-reliance that come from absolute isolation. "Travel four rivers, camp 100 nights, and paddle almost 2000 kilometres. In a friendly and inviting style, Michael Pitt shares his daily experiences and amusing anecdotes, revealing the freedom and wilderness that has defined his life." - Brian Johnston, Arctic paddler and author of"On Top of a Boulder: Notes from Tyrrell's Cairn" "Michael Pitt's narratives of four Arctic and sub-Arctic canoe trips are as much inner as outward journeys in the search for meaning to life."- Carey Robson, master instructor, Recreational Canoeing Association of BC "Michael's writing is engaging and immensely enjoyable... a valuable guidebook to these awesome rivers. It is personal, honest, wise, and even a bit cheeky - a joy to read." - Dan Burnett, lifelong tripper of Canadian wilderness rivers "A real pleasure to follow Michael Pitt down four spectacular northern wilderness rivers. The book prompts the reader to be who you are no matter the source of the challenge!" - Tony Shaw, master instructor and perennial wilderness paddler

Download or read book My Husband Has Died but That S Not the Funny Part written by Debra J. Blood and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Losing her husband Dennis unexpectedly in 2011, at the young age of 47, Debra was faced with handling grief in the only way she knew how, with strength, grace and much laughter. Debra worked through her tears by posting to her husband each day (for one year) on a social media website after his passing. She credits her seeing the light of day by sharing funny stories of their time together and walking through the pain, not alone, but with her ever growing unshakeable faith in God and the resounding love of many who have taken this journey each day with her. Through her stories, her daily blog (thehappywidow.com) and her posts she has used her distinctively unique humor, desire to honor the love of her life, and her ability to tell it like it is to inspire, lift, and encourage others in a way seldom seen. Losing the one you love suddenly is like being put on a roller coaster ride (and I have always hated those). You rise slowly, fall fast, hold on for dear life, and scream not so nice words that you hope those around you didnt hear. But when you get off this ride, while you may not want to buy another ticket, you are so proud of yourself for just being able to say you let go, threw your hands in the air the entire time and you indeed lived through it. You will laugh, you will cry, at time you will pray you never personally know how she truly feels, but after you read this book that was written to her sweet husband Dennis and for her children Timothy and Sarah, you will believe that just maybe there is a way to face death and come out smiling.

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Download or read book Death by Tart Attack written by Tamar Myers and published by Severn House Publishers Ltd. This book was released on 2022-04-01 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Magdalena Yoder is accused of murdering her ex-husband in this delightfully quirky cozy mystery set among Pennsylvania's Amish-Mennonite community. "You're going to be sorry, Aaron Paul Miller. Before I'm through with you, you're going to wish that you were dead." Shockwaves are running through the small town of Hernia with the news that an enormous, biblical-themed amusement park is to be built on its doorstep, destroying the community's peaceful way of life for ever. And the man spearheading this so-called Armageddonland? None other than Magdalena's ex-husband, the duplicitous Aaron Miller. At a public demonstration to showcase his plans for the new park, Aaron bites into a delicious homemade tart - with fatal consequences. It's clear the tart was poisoned . . . but who baked it? As the leader of the local resistance against the project and her acrimonious history with her ex well known, Magdalena immediately falls under suspicion. Determined to clear her name, she resolves to find the real killer, and soon finds herself wrestling with a number of scandalous secrets lurking beneath Hernia's seemingly staid surface.

Download or read book Death Before Dishonor written by Louis Porter and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-03-08 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lightfoots rusty prison handcuffs sliced deep into flesh and caused him to hang from the meat hook like a limp chunk of bloody beef... The red bearded monster sensuously caressed the leather thongs before driving them deep into his preys bleeding rump and savored the power of instilling fear in a defenseless man... The sadistic Wardens face went from a crimson red to a purple grape color due to the silence of the stoic Indian... , Im gonna find out if this bastard is a federal spy or ... Hes dead, Billy Joe... this Indian aint faking it... hes dead as a door-nail. Now theres only one man left that can tell us what the Feds are up to... Damn it to hell and why they would send two federal prisoners to an Oklahoma State Penal Institution.... Billy Joe, I heard that Colonel Garrison was a real live hero before he led some crazy CIA raid into South America... Apparently, he was the only one who lived through it... That bugger got three years in prison for breaking his superior officers jaw over it... Maybe its just possible that he isnt a spy... ? Damn it, Doc. Wayne Garrison has escaped. He jumped over the seventy foot railing at Keystone Lake Dam and disappeared forever into that turbulent black water below... Makes one wonder if he tried to commit suicide or got killed trying to escape this hell hole... In Arkansas things moved fast... Honey Wassermann jumped out the cake and became naked once again... They always said she was too damn sexy for her own good.... Sensuous and slick as any Playboy Centerfold.... built like the proverbial brick... She wistfully thought, who will it be... Garrison orJimbo Swager.. ? ...The seductive image of Angelica in the mirror conveyed an exotic picture of a sensuous cat ready to pounce on an easy victim. Wayne watched her in the mirror as she applied fresh make-up and noticed that her dancing ebony eyes scanned him ravenously.... she didnt make a move to cover her lush body for the moment and suddenly the nimble she cat exploded into a daring move... Garrison was never sure if she was friendly to the cause or just an unsatisfied sexy bitch on the make.... No matter, Im going to use her to the maximum... every which way I can... She expects to die any minute, Jimbo... thats why she gets her sex this way because.... The sexy feline thought, hes a bad guy... so Ill show him my most sensuous dance and punctuate it with a kick in the face... send him flying over the side of the ship. The impromptu dance ended and the real fun began... Jimbo simmered as he watched her perform and knew that he too could be the next victim of her lust and.... Dancing is one thing, but this broads action is above the call of duty.... Its obvious that she loves to dance almost as much as making love.... Sure as hell they will try to board the ship at the coral reefs in the Panama Canal zone... we must be ready... Listen guys, the punishment for Billy Joe will be carried out swiftly and cruelly like he lived... Strip the miserable bastard, stick him on a coral reef with his killer whip, hand him an overdose of heroin, old fish guts and let him choose his own manner of death as the tide covers the reef. The sharks will come circling in ... Warden Billy Joe stood knee deep watching the fins slicing the turbulent sea and coming closer and closer as the tide rose... this was worse than.....

Download or read book The Hallelujah Side written by Rhoda Huffey and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “It had been a Second Coming sky all day, which meant they might be in heaven by this evening.” So begins the uproarious and tender tale of Roxanne Fish, daughter of Sister Zelda Fish and Pastor Winston Fish of the First Assembly of God Church of Ames, Iowa, who believe fervently in the imminent return of Jesus to take the Christians up to heaven. The Fishes’ older daughter, Colleen, wants no part of their exuberant faith (“Where are you going, young lady?” “To find my real family!”), but Roxy longs to be saved even as she fears her sinful desires, such as marrying Elvis Presley when she grows up. If she grows up. Roxy lives in a world populated by angels with blue noses and demons who follow her around whispering “God doesn’t like you.” And sinners, sinners everywhere, easily identifiable by their makeup and capri pants and knowledge of television programs. Her soul’s journey through this wicked world to her own particular salvation—with an assist from the Queen of Soul herself, Aretha Franklin—is unforgettable. Rhoda Huffey’s affection for her characters shines in every line. She handles large themes with a sure hand, perfect comic timing, and an utter originality that make The Hallelujah Side a joy.

Download or read book Dreamland Burning written by Jennifer Latham and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compelling dual-narrated tale from Jennifer Latham that questions how far we've come with race relations. Some bodies won't stay buried. Some stories need to be told. When seventeen-year-old Rowan Chase finds a skeleton on her family's property, she has no idea that investigating the brutal century-old murder will lead to a summer of painful discoveries about the present and the past. Nearly one hundred years earlier, a misguided violent encounter propels seventeen-year-old Will Tillman into a racial firestorm. In a country rife with violence against blacks and a hometown segregated by Jim Crow, Will must make hard choices on a painful journey towards self discovery and face his inner demons in order to do what's right the night Tulsa burns. Through intricately interwoven alternating perspectives, Jennifer Latham's lightning-paced page-turner brings the Tulsa race riot of 1921 to blazing life and raises important questions about the complex state of US race relations--both yesterday and today.

Download or read book A Line in the World written by Dorthe Nors and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2022-11-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A celebrated Danish writer explores the unsung histories and geographies of her beloved slice of the world. Me, my notebook and my love of the wild and desolate. I wanted to do the opposite of what was expected of me. It’s a recurring pattern in my life. An instinct. Dorthe Nors’s first nonfiction book chronicles a year she spent traveling along the North Sea coast—from Skagen at the northern tip of Denmark to the Frisian Islands in the Wadden Sea. In fourteen expansive essays, Nors traces the history, geography, and culture of the places she visits while reflecting on her childhood and her family and ancestors’ ties to the region as well as her decision to move there from Copenhagen. She writes about the ritual burning of witch effigies on Midsummer’s Eve; the environmental activist who opposed a chemical factory in the 1950s; the quiet fishing villages that surfers transformed into an area known as Cold Hawaii starting in the 1970s. She connects wind turbines to Viking ships, thirteenth-century church frescoes to her mother’s unrealized dreams. She describes strong waves, sand drifts, storm surges, shipwrecks, and other instances of nature asserting its power over human attempts to ignore or control it. Through a deep, personal engagement with this singular landscape, A Line in the World accesses the universal. Its ultimate subjects are civilization, belonging, and change: changes within one person’s life, changes occurring in various communities today, and change as the only constant of life on Earth.

Download or read book When a Lie Is Not a Sin written by Rabbi Dennis S. Ross and published by Jewish Lights Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-22 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is omitting the truth the same as lying? Why is lying OK when life is at stake? This provocative yet compassionate look at religion and truthfulness draws on the Hebrew Bible to address ethical decision making and distinctions surrounding common but complicated personal situations.

Download or read book The One Year Book of Devotions for Boys written by and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2002-10 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents stories for meditation, memory verses from Scripture, and questions to internalize the messages for each day of the year.

Download or read book Death Comes to Hellham Creek and Other Stories written by Amanda M Arnold and published by The Endless Bookcase Ltd. This book was released on 101-01-01 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of stories are wide ranging and broad based tales on many subjects. Some visit foreign countries and some are set nearer to the authors home in East Anglia. There are quite a few murders and mysterious events as well as happier ones about a wedding and a barbecue.

Download or read book The Book of Love written by Cynthia Markovitch and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2022-04-25 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of love is the true story of a girl growing up in America searching for the truth in a world of falsehoods only to discover her real identity.

Download or read book The Book of the Year 2019 written by No Such Thing As A Fish and published by Random House. This book was released on 2019-10-24 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of the Year is back, with yet another pro-rogues gallery of the most amazing, audacious and absolutely absurd news of 2019. Once again the fact-finding foursome behind the podcast No Such Thing As A Fish have been newspaper-trawling and website-crawling to create your ultimate guide to the past twelve months. Learn which of Donald Trump’s claims are so bizarre they can’t even be fact-checked. Find out why every single French MP received camembert in the post. And get to the bottom of all the improvements made to the Ford company’s robotic bum. All this and much, much more, including the news that: · Two tourists planning to visit the Norwegian village of Å, ended up 1,310km away, in Aa. · Five guys were arrested at a branch of Five Guys. · Hollyoaks was partly written by the British government. · The US town of Hell froze over. From Assange to Zuckerberg, taking in Cardi B, CCTV, D-Day, and eSports, The Book of the Year is the only book you need to make senseof the year, no matter how senseless it might have seemed.

Download or read book The Poseidon Project written by Tracy Vetter and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2024-03-25 with total page 504 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SPECTER - The most technologically advanced machine on the planet, the USS Specter, sets sail. Its mission is to test the extremes and hope it survives. The worlds first stealth submarine, the little craft can go deeper, faster, and more invisible than anything under the water. On board is the arrogant engineer, who has spent the last three years of his life designing the submarine. The handpicked, best of the best crewmen are struggling to learn a vessel with an A.I. program smarter than they are. And at the helm is the First Female Submarine Captain battling her own internal demons. THE VOLGA - The aging Russian behemoth, the world’s largest submarine, has been taken over by North Korean-backed terrorists. And they have their finger on twenty-four Russian ICBMs aimed at anyone daring to get in their way. THE MEGALODON - A mining company is experimenting with methane retrieval and has accidently blown up 250 miles of the Kamchatka coast line and unleashed the remains of the largest predator the ocean has ever known. An eighty-seven-foot Megalodon has survived the explosions, freeze dried, and now burnt and bruised, it is looking for fresh meat and attacking anything in its way. In the deepest, darkest depths of the Pacific Ocean, the three will meet. About the Author Tracy Vetter currently lives on a small farm in North Dakota. He lives with his wife and two cats. Vetter loves nothing more than to play a game of “What if?”His hobbies include fishing, hiking, canoeing, and painting. He has made about 60 hikes into the Grand Canyon, of course to fish. He still catches some walleyes from his canoe.