Download or read book Nursing Patients Hilarious Joke Book written by Hseham Amrahs and published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma. This book was released on 2024-01-03 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggling may ease torment by making the body produce its regular painkillers. Giggling may likewise break the agony fit cycle due to some muscle issues and increase individual fulfillment. Chuckling can likewise make it simpler to adapt to tough spots. It additionally assists you with associating with others. Numerous individuals experience misery at times because of persistent illnesses. Chuckling can help diminish your downturn and nervousness and cause you to feel more joyful.
Download or read book Bedlam Among the Bedpans written by Amy Y. Young and published by Elsevier Health Sciences. This book was released on 2006-08-31 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A must-read for nursing professionals, Bedlam Among the Bedpans: Humor in Nursing, includes over 100 of the funniest and most creative stories about nursing collected from nursing journals, books, and the internet that highlight the humor in the situations nurses face every day. Inspired by the experiences of real nurses, the stories relate situations with insights that only nurses who have "been there" in the field could have. Includes some of the best pieces of creative and humorous writing published in the past 20 years. Stories that help nurses see the humor in challenging situations they encounter every day. Funny cartoons and illustrations that add even more humor to the book. Compiled by an academic librarian, this book includes a carefully chosen and well-rounded collection of entertaining stories.
Download or read book 101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!
Download or read book Nurses Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-02 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious nurses joke book.This is the largest collection of funny nursing jokes ever published.This joke book is for student nurses, junior nurses, novice nurses, graduate nurse, newly qualified nurses, experienced nurses and even retired nurses - there's something for everyone and it will certainly hit the funny bone, that's for sure.You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This mixture of nurses jokes is a real gas and will prove that nurses have a good sense of humor.This book is brand new in December 2019, and it would make a great gift for any nurse you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.It's like being given a dose of laughing gas! Buy it now!
Download or read book What It Means to Be a Nurse written by Snarkynurses and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted, inspiring, and timely look at the daily challenges and triumphs nurses face—all while reminding nurses exactly why they continue to work on the frontline. Being a nurse is not an easy task. From the endless hours battling COVID-19 to an often-times stressful work environment to those delightful patients who always insist they somehow know more than the medical professionals helping them—RNs everywhere know the struggle. What It Means to Be a Nurse takes an amusing look at some of the challenges these medical professionals face on a daily basis. Adding a laugh-out-loud spin that is both entertaining and relatable, this must-have book reminds nurses exactly why they love their hospitals, doctors, and patients, even on the tough days. With a heaping helping of humor and love, this book shares the inspiring and heartwarming stories that show us all why nurses are our heroes.
Download or read book A Nurse s Story written by Tilda Shalof and published by McClelland & Stewart. This book was released on 2005-02-22 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The team of nurses that Tilda Shalof found herself working with in the intensive care unit (ICU) of a big-city hospital was known as “Laura’s Line.” They were a bit wild: smart, funny, disrespectful of authority, but also caring and incredibly committed to their jobs. Laura set the tone with her quick remarks. Frances, from Newfoundland, was famous for her improvised recipes. Justine, the union rep, wore t-shirts emblazoned with defiant slogans, like “Nurses Care But It’s Not in the Budget.” Shalof was the one who had been to university. The others accused her of being “sooo sensitive.” They depended upon one another. Working in the ICU was both emotionally grueling and physically exhausting. Many patients, quite simply, were dying, and the staff strove mightily to prolong their lives. With their skill, dedication, and the resources of modern science, they sometimes were almost too successful. Doctors and nurses alike wondered if what they did for terminally-ill patients was not, in some cases, too extreme. A number of patients were admitted when it was too late even for heroic measures. A boy struck down by a cerebral aneurysm in the middle of a little-league hockey game. A woman rescued – too late – from a burning house. It all took its toll on the staff. And yet, on good days, they thrived on what they did. Shalof describes a colleague who is managing a “crashing” patient: “I looked at her. Nicky was flushed with excitement. She was doing five different things at the same time, planning ahead for another five. She was totally focused, in her element, in control, completely at home with the chaos. There was a huge smile on her face. Nurses like to fix things. If they can.” Shalof, a veteran ICU nurse, reveals what it is really like to work behind the closed hospital curtains. The drama, the sardonic humour, the grinding workload, the cheerful camaraderie, the big issues and the small, all are brought vividly to life in this remarkable book.
Download or read book The Little Blue Book of Nurses Wisdom written by Nacole T. Riccaboni and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nursing is an exceptional profession that will fill your heart and, at the same time, empty your tank. Nurses work countless hours forming community bonds and forming lasting relationships. They impact the ones around them with their attention to detail, caregiving, and unwavering advocacy. Nursing tasks are never singular, one-dimensional objectives but rather diverse, multifaceted check boxes nurses work on and implement to improve their patients' health outcomes. No nurse is the same, no patient is the same. Each nursing shift provides a different experience; adaptation is essential each and every hour. Nurses are chameleons and leaders who go above and beyond, making it all work out and making it the impossible look simplistic. Nursing is a profession that cannot be quantified in one sentence, and nurses aren't individuals who have linear mindsets. Whether you are a nurse, know a nurse, or on your way to being a nurse, The Little Blue Book of Nurses' Wisdom will remind you of just how great nursing is and how much support the nursing profession offers individuals worldwide. Read and reflect on each quote. Allow these words to touch your heart and trigger memories of your present and future self. Nursing isn't merely a profession. It is a mindset. Let your mood be empowered and encouraged by these wonderful messages. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” —Benjamin Franklin "Love yourself enough to set boundaries. Your time and energy are precious. You get to choose how you use it. You teach people how to treat you by deciding what you will and won’t accept.” —Anna Taylor “Kindness can transform someone’s dark moment with a blaze of light. You’ll never know how much your caring matters.” —Amy Leigh Mercree “We overestimate the event and underestimate the process. Every fulfilled dream occurred because of dedication.” —John C. Maxwell “We hardly ever talk about trauma afterwards, because it helps to live in a world where we can pretend it never happened.” —Joyce Rachelle "There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed." —Ray Goforth
Download or read book Funny Nurse Sayings written by Noella Faye and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-14 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy these hilarious coloring pages, with nurse sayings such as WILL TRADE MEDICAL ADVICE FOR WINE, I LIKE BIG VEINS AND I CANNOT LIE, BE SAFE DRINK WITH A NURSE, and many more! Coloring is a simple, stress-free way to get some much-needed downtime in this world of busyness and instant gratification. Each image is filled with amazing detail designed to help melt away the cares of the day. Let your creativity flow as you use your imagination to fill each page with color! This funny coloring book includes: 35 humorous illustrations, single-sided to prevent bleed-through Detailed nurse sayings, designed to be relatable to any nurse working in the field and perfect for providing hours of enjoyment Makes a great gift for anyone who understands the inner workings of the medical industry and wants to make fun of it Large 8.5 x 11 size Give yourself or someone special some relaxing "me time" by purchasing this book! Scroll up and click the "add to cart" button to begin enjoying these awesome nurse quote designs!
Download or read book A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Nursing Home written by Jim Connor and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book has emerged primarily from Jim Connor's own life experiences. It is written to all those trying to deal with dementia and similar wretched diseases, in the hope that their lives will be enriched. This book has emerged primarily from Jim Connor's own life experiences caring for his wife. It is written for all those trying to deal with dementia in the hope that their lives will be enriched.
Download or read book Oh Sh t I Almost Killed You written by Sonja Schwartzbach and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do no harm. Take no sh*t.
Download or read book Island Nurses written by Leonie Howie and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2017-04-26 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leonie Howie and Adele Robertson live and work on remote Great Barrier Island-so called because it faces the full brunt of the wild Pacific weather and acts as a barrier for the mainland about 100 kilometres away. With a population of about 1000, no reticulated electricity, no ATM machine, no street lights and one pub, this is a wildly beautiful place. It has a long history of farming, whaling and fishing, and the people who live here are a resilient lot, proud of their community. Midwifery and nursing on a remote island bring a wide range of dramas and emergencies, and here Adele and Leonie share the islanders' stories-sometimes tragic, sometimes happy, sometimes funny-from over 30 years of challenging yet uplifting work.
Download or read book The Field Guide to the North American Teenager written by Ben Philippe and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-01-08 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William C. Morris YA Debut Award Winner! A hilarious YA contemporary realistic novel about a witty Black French Canadian teen who moves to Austin, Texas, and experiences the joys, clichés, and awkward humiliations of the American high school experience—including falling in love. Perfect for fans of Nicola Yoon, When Dimple Met Rishi, and John Green. Norris Kaplan is clever, cynical, and quite possibly too smart for his own good. A Black French Canadian, he knows from watching American sitcoms that those three things don’t bode well when you are moving to Austin, Texas. Plunked into a new high school and sweating a ridiculous amount from the oppressive Texas heat, Norris finds himself cataloging everyone he meets: the Cheerleaders, the Jocks, the Loners, and even the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Making a ton of friends has never been a priority for him, and this way he can at least amuse himself until it’s time to go back to Canada, where he belongs. Yet against all odds, those labels soon become actual people to Norris…like loner Liam, who makes it his mission to befriend Norris, or Madison the beta cheerleader, who is so nice that it has to be a trap. Not to mention Aarti the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, who might, in fact, be a real love interest in the making. But the night of the prom, Norris screws everything up royally. As he tries to pick up the pieces, he realizes it might be time to stop hiding behind his snarky opinions and start living his life—along with the people who have found their way into his heart.
Download or read book Nursing written by Roy G Mundheim B Sc N and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous look at healthcare and the world of bedside nursing told through personal anecdotes, observational commentary, and comedic short stories. There's jokes too.
Download or read book Nurse Jack written by Jack S Houston and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-06 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through these true stories, I wanted to tell a reality that is not often told, or realized by the general public. Nursing is a very demanding job, no matter what field you work in. Most nurses are hard-working, conscientious, and display empathy when most people would not be able to. Sadly, some nurses are not up to the task, I must admit, which often results in negligence. Often people - our patients - suffer because of this. This book tells several true stories about nurses and doctors alike who have sex with their patients, and each other. Also, it talks about rape, and how hospital staff have covered it up. I have written about drug and alcohol abuse on the job. Even cases where nurses deprived their own patients of narcotics, or pain killers, only to ingest them themselves, and give their patients a placebo. Some stories outline how nursing staff are so very often injured and knowingly placed in danger. Often both the doctor and management could have easily intervened to help avoid these incidents. Sadly, I talk about the many child molesters and rapists who are let out to roam the streets, against the nursing staff's wishes. These same patients reoffend regularly. The general public should know what really goes on as there are many horrible things that happen due to negligence or greed. It is important to make note of these realities. The majority of staff I have worked with have impressed me on countless occasions with their empathy, dedication, and self-sacrifice to help their patients. Like most things in life, it only takes a few bad apples to spoil everything. "If you're a fan of ER or Grey's Anatomy, you'll want to read this book."
Download or read book The Nursing and Patient Fun Joke Book written by Ahsi Ayir and published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma. This book was released on 2023-12-06 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A decent snicker has extraordinary long-haul impacts. At the point when you begin to snicker, it doesn't simply relieve your burden intellectually, it incites actual changes in your body. Chuckling can animate numerous organs. Chuckling upgrades your admission of oxygen-rich air animates your heart, lungs, and muscles, and expands the endorphins that are delivered by your mind. Giggling can likewise invigorate course and help muscle unwinding, the two of which help lessen a portion of the actual side effects of pressure. Giggling may ease torment by making the body produce its regular painkillers. Giggling may likewise break the agony fit cycle basic to some muscle issues and Increase individual fulfillment. Chuckling can likewise make it simpler to adapt to tough spots. It additionally assists you with associating with others. Numerous individuals experience misery, at times because of persistent sicknesses. Chuckling can help diminish your downturn and nervousness and cause you to feel more joyful. This 'Jokes book' of our own is a work to break down your pressures in an answer of grins, laughs, and giggles.
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of Nurses SMS written by Comp. Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Communication in Nursing written by Julia Balzer Riley and published by Elsevier Health Sciences. This book was released on 2015-12-21 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Immerse yourself in the topic of communication in the workplace with an interesting conversation about the communication demands of today s nursing practice! Communication in Nursing, 8th Edition adopts a uniquely practical and personal approach, providing extensive examples, exercises, and techniques that help you understand important concepts and apply communication skills in a variety of clinical settings. With its conversational tone, this relatable text takes you beyond theory to show you how to use communication as a tool to limit stress in your nursing practice. A new "Active Learning" feature that promotes goal-directed reading, and additional QSEN exercises highlight the importance of assertive communication in promoting quality, safe care for clients all in an easy-to-read magazine layout.QSEN preface and exercises stress how communication impacts safety and quality of care."Moments of Connection" boxes highlight beneficial outcomes of successful communication and provide concrete examples of how communication techniques work.""Reflections on..."" boxes provide thoughtful summary exercises at the end of each chapter that give you a specific task to help you integrate chapter material into the broader scope of nursing practice."Wit & Wisdom" boxes present selected verses and quotations relevant to chapter topics, adding interest and humor. These boxes keep your attention by providing moments of relief from serious topics and "a-ha" moments when theory becomes linked to practice.Exercisesthroughout each chapter help you master chapter techniques and strengthen your communication skills.NEW! "Active Learning" feature in every chapter promotes active, goal-directed reading.NEW! Exercises in each chapter, including reflective journaling, remediation, online and group activities, and discussion topics, help facilitate various learning types.NEW and UPDATED! Additional QSEN exercises and an updated QSEN preface highlight the importance of assertive communication in promoting quality, safe care for clients.NEW! Discusses the importance of interprofessional education and communication in the healthcare environment.NEW! Addresses the importance of "presence" in nursing being present for clients, families, colleagues, and self. NEW! New content on healthy grief and the issues of death denial and death phobia and professional boundaries related to social media.NEW! Coverage of the most current research about the importance of self-care.NEW! Explains the importance of the concept of "the pause" in communication so you better understand how and when to use pauses. "
