Download or read book Nobody Asked You More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash written by Color Naughty and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this saucy and salty sequel to Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash. Fifty unique grayscale vintage illustrations, each with a salty and sassy phrase, are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or just enjoying as is. Perfect for anyone who enjoys swearing humor. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch you know and love. Phrases include: Stay Out Of My Shit Stop Talking Listen To My Opinions Go Polish Your Crocs Just Queenin' Interest Level Zero Kindly F*ck Off Girl Squad Sorry For Nothing You Fabulous Bitch A Cup Of Chic Think Harder MotherF*cker Level Up I'm Not A Look, I'm A Feeling Good Vibes Do Not F*ck With Me Today Fly As F*ck Don't Hold Your Breath Eat Sh*t I'm Living For It Game On Bitches High Key Emotional Nobody Asked You Shut It Slutbag You Olde F*cker Adulting is Shit It's Called Finesse Asshole 100% Trash Salutations Motherf*cker Thank U, Next Please Leave Grab your copy now! ******************************************************************* And, be sure to look for all Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration coloring books: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash F*ck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals: A Scornful Swearing Adult Coloring Book An Old Fashioned Merry F**king Christmas: A Swearing Adult Coloring Book for the Holidays Share your embellished artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks

Download or read book Vintage Shade Salty Classic Ladies written by Color Naughty and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for your best bitch. Classic illustrations paired with salty phrases make this coloring book the best gift for yourself or a friend. 50 gorgeous grayscale images on white paper (8" x 10") are paired with lovely writing are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or enjoying just as they are. This coloring book is for anyone who enjoys salty language. Phrases include: Tits up Ladies I didn't do shit today And there goes the last fuck I gave If you're going to be salty, bring Tequila Shit's about to get fancy Kindly, fuck off I am not anti-social, I'm pro-me Oh honey, No Please fuck off. See? I can be polite. Respect my alone time. This is an unbelievable amount of bullshit. Try harder asshole. Bitch, not today. Housework is shit. Bitch, I came to slay. 100% That Bitch and more... Share your artwork on instagram: #vintageshade or tag @colormenaughtybooks Check out Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration collection: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash Nobody Asked You: More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash Fuck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals An Old Fashioned Merry Fucking Christmas

Download or read book Salty Bitches Vintage Ladies Talking Trash written by Color Naughty and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These Salty Bitches are old and they're pissed. Add some color or just enjoy these vintage ladies talking trash and throwing shade. Do you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? Love vintage illustrations of women? Then this book is for you. 55 DETAILED ILLUSTRATIONS Phrases include: Rise and Shine Bitches Bitch don't kill my vibe Time to do some soul crushing No bra club I'd agree with you but then we'd both me wrong Bad bitch #1 Excuse me, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit Simmer down sluts Basic Bitch And many more. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch that you love. This adult coloring book can be embellished with color or left alone because the illustrations are rich with detail. Fifty-five gorgeous vintage images are included in this book. Suitable for coloring with colored pencil. Share your artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks

Download or read book Buy Yourself the F cking Lilies written by Tara Schuster and published by Dial Press. This book was released on 2020-02-18 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed “Compelling, persuasive, and useful no matter where you are in your life.”—Chelsea Handler, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help. Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to • fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude • excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness • identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose • silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism • carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule • create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.

Download or read book The Last Whisper in the Dark written by Tom Piccirilli and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2013-07-09 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professional thief Terrier Rand hasn’t gotten caught yet. It’s only his conscience chasing at his heels. In the follow-up to Tom Piccirilli’s acclaimed novel The Last Kind Words, prodigal thief Terrier Rand has come home to the family that has lawbreaking in its blood. With generations of Rands keeping secrets from the outside world—not to mention from one another—Terry is sure of one thing: He owes it to the woman he loved and lost to make sure her husband stays alive. Kimmy’s husband, Terry’s old friend Chub, hasn’t been seen since he supplied a getaway car for a heist that went wrong. When Terry investigates the ominous disappearance, he discovers that Chub was involved with a strange, violent gang of heavy hitters—guys who don’t take kindly to Terry asking questions. But before Terry can find his friend, a curvaceous divorcée takes him for a walk on the wild side, estranged relatives pull him into their horror movie empire, his sister Dale sets her sights on Hollywood after scoring a hit viral video, and his own uncle recruits Terry to rip off his partner. In a world of larceny, grift, and fraud, no amount of loyalty—to friends, wives, or lovers—can compete with the Rand family drama. Terry just wants to bring Chub home to his wife and child. Instead, he’s dodging mobsters, moguls, and murderers . . . and the truth about one crime of his own. The Last Whisper in the Dark takes readers on a wild, rollicking ride with an eclectic crowd of fascinating characters—from a well-mannered killer who drives needles into his victims’ brains to a young gangster struggling to live up to his father’s expectations. Bonds of honor, bonds of blood, and betrayals of both make this the most powerful read yet from the heralded Tom Piccirilli. Praise for Tom Piccirilli’s The Last Kind Words “Perfect crime fiction . . . a convincing world, a cast of compelling characters, and above all a great story.”—Lee Child “A crime noir mystery as hard-boiled as any in recent memory, recalling the work of Chandler, Pelecanos and Connelly . . . Readers will be pinned to their seats until the last page is turned.”—Bookreporter “At once a dark and brooding page-turner and a heartfelt tale about the ties that bind.”—Lisa Unger, New York Times bestselling author of Heartbroken “[A] caustic thriller . . . The characters have strong voices and bristle with funny quirks.”—The New York Times Book Review “[Piccirilli] deserves a breakout novel and this just might be it.”—Booklist (starred review) “For the first time since The Godfather, a family of criminals has stolen my heart. This is a brilliant mix of love and violence, charm and corruption. I loved it.”—Nancy Pickard, bestselling author of The Scent of Rain and Lightning

Download or read book Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls written by Jes Baker and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls is a manifesto and call to arms for women of all sizes and ages. With smart and spirited eloquence, veteran blogger Jes Baker calls on women to be proud of their bodies, fight against fat-shaming, and embrace a body-positive worldview to change public perceptions and help women maintain mental health. With the same straightforward tone that catapulted her to national attention when she wrote a public letter addressing the sexist comments of Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, Jes shares personal experiences along with in-depth research in a way that is approachable, digestible, and empowering. Featuring notable guest authors, Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls is an invitation for all women to reject fat prejudice, learn to love their bodies, and join the most progressive, and life-changing revolution there is: the movement to change the world by loving their bodies.

Download or read book Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes written by Eric LaRocca and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Amongst the Top 50 Horror Books of All Time" - Cosmopolitan Three dark and disturbing horror stories from an astonishing new voice, including the viral-sensation tale of obsession, Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke. For fans of Kathe Koja, Clive Barker and Stephen Graham Jones. Winner of the Splatterpunk Award for Best Novella. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s—a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. A couple isolate themselves on a remote island in an attempt to recover from their teenage son’s death, when a mysterious young man knocks on their door during a storm… And a man confronts his neighbour when he discovers a strange object in his back yard, only to be drawn into an ever-more dangerous game. Three devastating, beautifully written horror stories from one of the genre’s most cutting-edge voices. What have you done today to deserve your eyes?

Download or read book Yes I Can written by Kendra J. Barrett and published by Magination Press. This book was released on 2018 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Carolyn is in a wheelchair, but she doesn't let that stop her! She can do almost everything the other kids can, even if sometimes she has to do it a little differently"--

Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Download or read book We Have Always Lived in the Castle written by Shirley Jackson and published by . This book was released on 1962 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Have Always Lived in the Castle is a deliciously unsettling novel about a perverse, isolated, and possibly murderous family and the struggle that ensues when a cousin arrives at their estate.

Download or read book Wow No Thank You written by Samantha Irby and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!

Download or read book Life written by John Ames Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 1914 with total page 1188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Trouble Times Three written by Elise Noble and published by Undercover Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2017-12-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you like laugh-out-loud romantic suspense set in idyllic locations? Do you want sexy heroes and heroines you can root for? Trouble Times Three delivers all this and more – three full-length novels together in one volume. Jilted days before her wedding, Callie escapes to a quiet Egyptian town. But her sun-soaked vacation goes awry when mysterious disappearances leave her wondering about local secrets - and the sexy stranger in the wetsuit! Meanwhile, in England, Join Ella as she battles a crazy stalker, her ex, a film crew, too much wine, a couple of elephants, a hot ass motorbike, and one sexy cowboy on her way to completing her bucket list. Will she meet the man of her dreams? Or her nightmares? And in France, show jumper Amelia’s on the run with two hungry horses, an ex intent on revenge, and a hot-but-pushy racing driver on her hands... Grab Trouble Times Three and start reading today!

Download or read book Nothing but Trouble written by Elise Noble and published by Undercover Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Ella Goodman's surrogate grandma died, her last wish was simple—she wanted Ella to get off the sofa and have an adventure. Ella's not the impulsive type but she's left with little choice—if she doesn't complete Edith's wish list, she'll end up homeless. As Ella drifts from one disaster to the next, she has one goal: finish the challenge. At least, that’s before handsome horseman Connor rides into her life and turns it upside-down. But it turns out that he’s not the only person with his eye on her… Nothing but Trouble is a standalone romantic comedy novel with a hint of suspense. No cliffhanger! Keywords: Contemporary, British, Female protagonist, Secret identity, Humor, Mystery, Actor, Romantic suspense, Strong woman, Romcom, Equestrian, Opposites attract

Download or read book Ladies Book of Etiquette and Manual of Polit ness written by Florence Hartley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 1860 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do unto others as you would others should do to you. You can never be rude if you bear the rule always in mind, for what lady likes to be treated rudely? True Christian politeness will always be the result of an unselfish regard for the feelings of others, and though you may err in the ceremonious points of etiquette, you will never be im polite. Politeness, founded upon such a rule, becomes the expression, in graceful manner, of social virtues. The spirit of politeness consists in a certain attention to forms and ceremonies, which are meant both to please others and ourselves, and to make others pleased with us ;a still clearer definition may be given by saying that politeness is goodness of heart put into daily practice; the.re can be no true, politeness without kindness, purity, singleness of heart, and sensibility. Many believe that politeness is but a mask worn in the world to conceal bad passions and impulses, and to make a show of possessing virtues not really existing in the heart; thus, that politeness is merely hypocrisy and dissimulation. Do not believe this; be certain that those who profess such a doctrine are practising themselves the deceit they condemn so much.

Download or read book No Walls and the Recurring Dream written by Ani DiFranco and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "A memoir as fierce, freewheeling, and passionate as her music." --O, the Oprah magazine A memoir by the celebrated singer-songwriter and social activist Ani DiFranco In her new memoir, No Walls and the Recurring Dream, Ani DiFranco recounts her early life from a place of hard-won wisdom, combining personal expression, the power of music, feminism, political activism, storytelling, philanthropy, entrepreneurship, and much more into an inspiring whole. In these frank, honest, passionate, and often funny pages is the tale of one woman's eventful and radical journey to the age of thirty. Ani's coming of age story is defined by her ethos of fierce independence--from being an emancipated minor sleeping in a Buffalo bus station, to unwaveringly building a career through appearances at small clubs and festivals, to releasing her first album at the age of 18, to consciously rejecting the mainstream recording industry and creating her own label, Righteous Babe Records. In these pages, as in life, she never hesitates to question established rules and expectations, maintaining a level of artistic integrity that has inspired and challenged more than a few. Ani continues to be a major touring and recording artist as well as a celebrated activist and feminist, standing as living proof that you can overcome all personal and societal obstacles to be who you are and to follow your dreams.

Download or read book A Conversation in Connecticut written by Anthony W. Scinto and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is 1989 when the dean of the political economics department at Yale University is murdered and dismembered. Are members of Yale’s secret society, Skull & Bones, responsible for the gruesome death of Anton Ainsley and, if so, why? When the investigation goes cold, it appears no one will ever know the truth. Twenty years later, Aubrey Brennan is a newbie reporter working for The American Journal when she is assigned to interview a retired Yale professor with potential skeletons in his closet that include a rumored government cover-up. As Aubrey immerses herself in investigating the cold case, she unearths the silent secrets of the Bonesmens’ ivy-covered tomb. Aubrey stumbles upon something far more sinister than a homicide: a connection between Ainsley’s macabre slaying and a covert government program to commence a sociopolitical genocide. Will she solve the case or will a dark secret remain buried forever? In this gripping novel, a newbie reporter investigating an unsolved homicide descends into an Ivy League secret society of entitlement, murder, and government conspiracy.