Download or read book No More Boogers Book written by Tara Dowd and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents social situations in a humorous manor in order to teach children the proper methods of using a tissue, blowing their nose and appropriate social behaviors.
Download or read book Boogers for Breakfast written by Miki Shelton and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boogers for Breakfast is the story of Max, an adorable, rambunctious boy who discovers he has a taste for something quite unusual. As Max embraces this new-found 'flavor', his family struggles to adapt...until they finally let go and accept Max for who he is - boogers and all.
Download or read book Yuck s Big Booger Challenge written by Matt and Dave and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first of two stories, Yuck makes a deal with his mother to stop picking his nose, making the whole family suspicious; and in the second, Yuck has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mother never again nags him about wearing clean socks.
Download or read book The Booger Book written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-03-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em.. Lick 'em ... Roll 'em ... or Flick 'em ... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why."--Amazon.com
Download or read book Boogers Are My Beat written by Dave Barry and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2003-09-23 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide. In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: • The scientific search for the world’s funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”) • RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot • Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service contracts • Elections in Florida (“You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh’”) • The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating • The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui • The choice between death and taxes And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11. Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down and the novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh. Also available as an eBook
Download or read book Why Is Snot Green written by Glenn Murphy and published by Square Fish. This book was released on 2009-04-14 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PREPARE TO LAUGH AND LEARN Scientific answers to mysteries kids really want to know. Sure a lot of kids want to grow up to be astronauts, but according to scientist Glenn Murphy, even MORE kids want to know what happens to astronaut farts. (Short answer: Not good things!) And they want to know: Why don't all fish die from lightening storms? Why haven't we all been sucked into a black hole? Do animals talk? Told in a back-and-forth conversational style, Why is Snot Green? presents science just the way kids want to learn it--with lots of laughter.
Download or read book The Worst Book Ever written by Elise Gravel and published by Drawn & Quarterly. This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don’t take the title as a metaphor: it really is the worst book ever. Governor General Literary Award winning children’s book author and illustrator Elise Gravel takes readers on an unexpected journey through the world’s most boring book. The story’s characters and omniscient readers alike quickly become annoyed by the author’s bland imagination and rebel against her tired tropes and stale character choices, spouting sass in an attempt to get her attention and steer the narrative in a more interesting direction. After all, you don’t even have to buy the book, but the characters? They’re stuck in there for an eternity, and they’re going to do their best to make the most of it, or at least have a little fun where they can. As the charming and bizarre true nature of the characters overpowers the dry attributes given to them by the author, this once blasé story quickly picks up speed, transforming the story into something much more unique than originally promised. With Gravel’s signature goofy characters behind the wheel, no silly twist or rude body function is off the table!
Download or read book The Secret Life of Boogers written by Mariona Tolosa Sisteré and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightfully disgusting and scientific look at boogers and how they can get us out of sticky situations! Snot might seem disgusting, but it's actually (s)not! In fact, it defends our bodies and keeps us healthy by trapping viruses and bacteria in its sticky web. Finally giving mucus the recognition it deserves, The Secret Life of Boogers pulls back the curtain and reveals snot as the superhero it really is. Readers both young and old will delight in this snarky look at the science of boogers while they learn about the countless important roles snot plays in our bodies.
Download or read book Don t Eat Your Boogers You ll Turn Green written by Carrie Lowrance and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-10-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goober McGee has a bad habit. He eats his boogers. His older brother, Sludge, warns him that he could get a case of Boogeritis. Goober thinks he is just pulling his leg. But one day he wakes up and he is all green, everywhere! Goober is in a panic. How does he get rid of it? Follow Goober on his quest to get well by learning to try new foods and promising to never eat his boogers again
Download or read book The Snot Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book about snot so gross your kids won't notice they're learning!What gross SN words will come out of Snobby Sonny's nostril next? Before you turn the page, have your child make a guess. Will it actually be snot or something else?Later your child will learn about why snot is important, the meanings of our different snot colors, and proper hygiene. Just remember one thing-snot and boogers are our friends!Meet the author atwww.roundedspecspublishing.com
Download or read book Bobby and the Great Green Booger written by Debbie Dadey and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bobby has lots of allergies, particularly to cats, and sneezes constantly.
Download or read book Noses Are Not for Picking written by Elizabeth Verdick and published by Free Spirit Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We’ve all seen it—the nose-picking habit starts as early as the toddler years, and no child is the exception. Young children pick their noses for a variety of reasons, from colds to allergies to curiosity or boredom. This board book for toddlers and preschoolers is the answer to the age-old question “How can I get my child not to pick, especially not in public?” With gentle humor and kid-friendly support, this board book for toddlers and preschoolers helps guide little ones away from nose picking toward healthier habits, like using a tissue and washing their hands. Catchy words help children remember what to do; vibrant full-color illustrations bring the words to life. Throughout, the positive message shines through: noses are for breathing, sniffing, smelling . . . but not for picking!
Download or read book I m a Booger Treat Me with Respect written by Julia Cook and published by . This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents an overview of what boogers are, the purpose they serve in the body, and how to dispose of them in a sanitary manner.
Download or read book The Nose Book written by Al Perkins and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2003-06-24 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I see a nose on every face. I see noses every place!” Noses come in all shapes, colors, and sizes and are handy to have for sniffling, smelling, and . . . playing horns? This simple, sometimes silly story offers little ones a first ode to the nose and all that it does.
Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Download or read book Bob the Booger Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob is the Booger Fairy dreams of being as famous as the Tooth Fairy. But when he tries his booger-best to be noticed, he neglects his fairy duties and the world becomes swamped by a sticky-icky booger catastrophe! Get stuck into this snot-tastic tale about duty, fame, and... nose-snorters!
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 2 written by Dav Pilkey and published by . This book was released on 2023-03-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when George and Harold thought they were safe - here come the robo-boogers! Disgusting and dangerous crosses between hi-tech wizardry and, well, snot, they're out to take over the world. Have your hankies ready!
