Download or read book I need a new bum written by Dawn McMillan and published by Oratia Media Ltd. This book was released on 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.
Download or read book Things I Learned from Mario s Butt written by Laura Kate Dale and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-04 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered why some video game characters wear trousers and others don’t? Or pondered the connection between a character’s toned, muscular derrière and their level of dexterity? What about the depth of a crack, the jiggle of a cheek? When it comes to video game character designs, one of the most overlooked aspects is the buttocks. Sure, we might appreciate a nice toned butt on a character or giggle at GIFs of farts from time to time, but how often do we stop to really think about the meaning of the butt? In Things I Learned from Mario’s Butt, video game critic Laura Kate Dale brings backsides to the foreground, analysing dozens of posteriors and asking the important questions: Has Mario let himself go? Do Link’s small buttocks hold him back? When he dies, is Pac-Man eaten by his own caboose? Wedged full of original artwork by Zack Flavin, and featuring interviews with game developers and guest butt reviews from gaming favourites such as Jim Sterling, Stuart Ashen, Brentalfloss and more, this book is a deep dive into why butts are downright integral to the games we play. So, crack it open and have a cheeky look inside at some of the most interesting bottoms the world of video games has to offer.
Download or read book Post Butt written by Melani de Luca and published by Onomatopee. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HeR BUTT! Post-Butt ponders the virality of images in our mediated society. More rounded, it is a case study around the image of female butts, booties, and behinds and their influence in media, society, and art. The butt has become the protagonist of mass-mediated cullture. One can say that it is the democratic sex organ par excellence. The phenomenon of bootyfication exists in many contexts, as varied as the exploitation of the body in colonialism to 90s hip-hop culture. Post-Butt goes through different periods in time to analyze the political meaning behind the obsession with the image of the female buttocks and to discuss the role of the booty in varied cultural expressions such as film, Internet art, music videos, dance, and plastic surgery. Deep inside, Post-butt aims to reflect on how our society is conditioned by viral images that do not only exist in the digital context, but also have deep consequences on our physical world. featuring images of eminem, nicki Minaj, Guy Debord, Beyonce, Kara Walker, Josefine Baker, and Kim Kardashian, among many more bootyful others!
Download or read book Spicy Butt Nice written by Kerry Killeen and published by Killeen Publishing. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Curious about the back door? You’re in the right place. In this collection of stories from the Spicy Snacks series, you’ll find five stories of women who are keen to explore alternatives to the traditional, and men who are only too happy to help them! Spicy snacks are hot and fast. They’re for the people who skip long lead-ups to get to the steamy bits. No skipping here, it’s straight into the action. The perfect quickie for when you haven’t much time. Does My Bum Look Big In This? What if the answer was “yes, and that’s a good thing”? Sally has a problem with her new trousers. She thinks they make her bum look big. Simon agrees, so he suggests that she take them off. And he has that look in his eye. The one which says he loves her big bum, and would be thrilled to prove just how much he loves it. What could possibly happen next? Race To The Bottom It was a race. A two-person race, but it was still important. Because the winner got the power of command, they got to command the loser to do whatever they wanted. And after half an hour of watching her tight butt wriggle as she ran in front of me, I knew exactly what I would command. But first I had to win! Does Matt win the race? What will he command if he does? Can he claim the bottom prize? Read now to find out. Accident Prone Some accidents are a good thing! Sasha carefully packs her bag for her trip to the pool house. Towel, sunscreen, book, glasses. But when she gets down there and empties it in front of her handsome pool boy; what’s this? A butt plug and a bottle of lube have accidentally fallen into her bag! Oh dear. And then Mike accidentally spills a whole lot of lube onto the plug! What to do? Well, wouldn’t want to waste it… The CFM Trousers CFM Trousers? What on earth could that mean? Spoiler alert, the first and third words are ‘Come’ and ‘Me’. Wendy’s husband is away fishing, and she’s having a girls’ night. One of her friends admires her trousers, so she tells them that Mark calls them her CFM trousers. Of course, they want to know more. Wendy explains that Mark loves these trousers because they show off her ass, and Mark loves her ass. The girls are intrigued, and Wendy explains, in more and more explicit detail, just how much Mark loves her ass! How does the story end? How do the girls react? And what happens when the husbands come home! Read now to find out. The Graduation Present Liam has worked hard to get his doctorate, so he deserves a very special graduation present. And Jenny knows just the thing. When Liam opens his present, he discovers that it’s a butt plug! Of course a butt plug isn’t much use without a butt to put it in. And Jenny just happens to have one that is both beautiful and available. Does Liam enjoy his present? You bet! Buy now to get all the details.
Download or read book Butt Book written by Jop van Bennekom and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best of the first 5 years of BUTT: Adventures in 21st century gay subculture Since its first legendary issue in 2001, international quarterly magazine BUTT has been bringing together groups of young alternative gay guys all around the world, connecting fashion, sex, and art with a good sense of irony.
Download or read book Strong Curves written by Bret Contreras and published by Victory Belt Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 782 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.
Download or read book Butts written by Heather Radke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-06-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Winning, cheeky, and illuminating….What appears initially as a folly with a look-at-this cover and title becomes, thanks to Radke’s intelligence and curiosity, something much meatier, entertaining, and wise.” —The Washington Post “Lively and thorough, Butts is the best kind of nonfiction.” —Esquire, Best Books of 2022 A “carefully researched and reported work of cultural history” (The New York Times) that explores how one body part has influenced the female—and human—experience for centuries, and what that obsession reveals about our lives today. Whether we love them or hate them, think they’re sexy, think they’re strange, consider them too big, too small, or anywhere in between, humans have a complicated relationship with butts. It is a body part unique to humans, critical to our evolution and survival, and yet it has come to signify so much more: sex, desire, comedy, shame. A woman’s butt, in particular, is forever being assessed, criticized, and objectified, from anxious self-examinations trying on jeans in department store dressing rooms to enduring crass remarks while walking down a street or high school hallways. But why? In Butts: A Backstory, reporter, essayist, and RadioLab contributing editor Heather Radke is determined to find out. Spanning nearly two centuries, this “whip-smart” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) cultural history takes us from the performance halls of 19th-century London to the aerobics studios of the 1980s, the music video set of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and the mountains of Arizona, where every year humans and horses race in a feat of gluteal endurance. Along the way, she meets evolutionary biologists who study how butts first developed; models whose measurements have defined jean sizing for millions of women; and the fitness gurus who created fads like “Buns of Steel.” She also examines the central importance of race through figures like Sarah Bartmann, once known as the “Venus Hottentot,” Josephine Baker, Jennifer Lopez, and other women of color whose butts have been idolized, envied, and despised. Part deep dive reportage, part personal journey, part cabinet of curiosities, Butts is an entertaining, illuminating, and thoughtful examination of why certain silhouettes come in and out of fashion—and how larger ideas about race, control, liberation, and power affect our most private feelings about ourselves and others.
Download or read book Chicken Butt written by Erica S. Perl and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-10-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts written by Zoey Acoff and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated activity book featuring the adorable, fluffy corgi bum What’s floofy, boopy, splooty, and driving people wild? Corgi butts. Corgis have been breaking the Internet with their heart-shaped bottoms and woeful glances since the dawn of online. Now, finally, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts will be the first-ever illustrated ode to the world’s favorite dog booty. Part activity book, part homage, this book is a delightful dose of much-needed comfort and cuteness. The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts offers all the charming, escapist fun that anxious adults need today, as well as a stress-relieving, hands-on experience anyone can enjoy. With activities and coloring pages, this book offers Corgi Crosswords, how-tos for drawing derpy pups, amusing word searches, and more. Irresistibly adorable, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts is primed to be the must-have gift book of the season for pet lovers and anyone who could use more smiles and soft tushies in their life.
Download or read book Color My Butt written by PenMagic Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Incredibly Humorous Coloring book for Kids and Adults!
Download or read book All Butts Are Good Butts written by Rachal Duggan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-05-09 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embrace your behind—flaws, farts, and all—with historical heinies, celebrity cabooses, seat self-care, and more fun facts in this little book of booty body positivity. Butts are amazing. They’re practical, hilarious, and hardworking, and almost every person and animal has one that is entirely unique and their own. Just like a fingerprint, nothing makes you you like your backside. But why is it that so many of us have such a complicated relationship with our buns? Too big, too small, too high, too low… there’s no such thing. This book is here to proclaim that all butts are good butts! From professional buttocks portraitist Rachal Duggan whose work has been seen on Instagram and TikTok (@radillustrates), this illustrated gift book examines all things bootylicious—from historical legends to adorable animals to otherworldly as*trology. For those in need of a little self-love, this book will cover fresh tactics to accept your perceived imperfections and easy strategies for honoring your cheeks. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll (hopefully) see your glorious derrière in an entirely new light.
Download or read book All Butts Are Good Butts written by Rachal Duggan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-05-09 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embrace your behind—flaws, farts, and all—with historical heinies, celebrity cabooses, seat self-care, and more fun facts in this little book of booty body positivity. Butts are amazing. They’re practical, hilarious, and hardworking, and almost every person and animal has one that is entirely unique and their own. Just like a fingerprint, nothing makes you you like your backside. But why is it that so many of us have such a complicated relationship with our buns? Too big, too small, too high, too low… there’s no such thing. This book is here to proclaim that all butts are good butts! From professional buttocks portraitist Rachal Duggan whose work has been seen on Instagram and TikTok (@radillustrates), this illustrated gift book examines all things bootylicious—from historical legends to adorable animals to otherworldly as*trology. For those in need of a little self-love, this book will cover fresh tactics to accept your perceived imperfections and easy strategies for honoring your cheeks. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll (hopefully) see your glorious derrière in an entirely new light.
Download or read book Nice Butt written by Shane Allison and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nice Butt: Gay Anal Eroticism features some of the hottest butt erotica stories around from today's hottest erotica authors. From toys to teasing, spanking to sporting, some of the best gay erotica scribes celebrate the hottest and most creative in new erotica.
Download or read book Butt Butt written by Jaron Brown and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-25 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is another beautiful adult coloring book featuring 25 Curvy Butts for you to color ! Adults who love to color or love the sight of a nice fine set a butt cheeks will adore this book.
Download or read book That s A Good Ass Question written by Aminat Odunbaku and published by Odunbaku Media. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: That’s A Good Ass Question!™️ Relationships & Parenting inquires about one’s views on relationships, dating, marriage, and parenting. Are you willing to be open and flexible when it comes to relationships? What type of parent do you aspire to be? The intent of this questionnaire game is to help you dissect your choices and be specific about what you want in your relationships and how you’d like to parent. This game can be used as a tool to help attract and manifest your deepest desires as a partner/parent. This game also includes inspirational affirmations for reassurance of wholeness within oneself.
Download or read book Eat the Food Drink the Water and Kiss Your Ass Good bye Travel Guide written by John Dee and published by John O'Keefe. This book was released on 2011-05-29 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Stay with Me written by J. Lynn and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Wait for You and Be with Me comes a daring tale that pushes boundaries . . . At 21, Calla hasn't done a lot of things. She’s never been kissed, never seen the ocean, never gone to an amusement park. But growing up, she witnessed some things no child ever should. She still carries the physical and emotional scars of living with a strung-out mother, Mona—secrets she keeps from everyone, including her close circle of college friends. But the safe cocoon Calla has carefully built is shattered when she discovers her mom has stolen her college money and run up a huge credit card debt in her name. Now, Calla has to go back to the small town she thought shed left behind and clean up her mom’s mess again. Of course, when she arrives at her mother’s bar, Mona is nowhere to be found. Instead, six feet of hotness named Jackson James is pouring drinks and keeping the place humming. Sexy and intense, Jax is in Calla’s business from they moment they meet, giving her a job and helping her search for Mona. And the way he looks at her makes it clear he wants to get horizontal . . . and maybe something more. Before Calla can let him get close, though, she’s got to deal with the pain of the past—and some very bad guys out to mess her up if she doesn't give them her mom.
