Download or read book The Naughty List written by Holly Lansley and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A festive board book with a funny twist on the classic letter-to-Santa theme.
Download or read book Adult Activity Book Inappropriately Funny Adult Puzzle Book written by Myraki Myraki Studio and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The completely inappropriate adult activity book for anyone bored AF or who just needs a laugh! Full of swearing fun, lewd puzzles and naughty facts you're not going to be able unlearn. Contains: Adult Word Searches (swearing 101, swear like a pirate, bajino, jerkin the gerkin and many more) Funny Matching (sex drinks, swearing movie quotes, gender signs) Themed Mazes (funny images with disturbing facts) Dirty Mind Riddles (What's long and hard and has cum in it? answer...a cucumber) Naughty Trivia questions (What percent of adults have had a threesome?) Find the Difference including odd and inappropriately fascinating facts(koala's have 3 vaginas) Funny Quote Cryptograms (I work well with others when they leave me the f*ck alone) Perfect for: Get well gift Funny stocking stuffer Gag gift White Elephant present The perfect activity book if you're stuck at home, on vacation or for a funny gift for your friend or loved one.
Download or read book Santa Baby written by Jennifer Crusie and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a compilation of three stories, Mayhem finds herself in the arms of a sexy secret agent, two dedicated co-workers must plan a Christmas party side by side, and a no-nonsense lawyer discovers a love worth celebrating.
Download or read book Santa Claus The Book of Secrets written by Russell Ince and published by Russell Ince. This book was released on 2018-11-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After centuries of closely guarding ancient secrets, Santa Claus has decided that the time has come to share the magical mysteries behind Christmas. All of the miraculous happenings that contribute towards making Christmas the most remarkable time of the year are finally to be revealed to the world.
Download or read book Lit Like a Christmas Tree Ornament Book written by Galison and published by . This book was released on 2021-06 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A great addition to your tree-trimming party, the Lit Like a Christmas Tree Ornament Book from Galison includes 10 pop-out colorful ornaments and 10 festive cocktail recipes. * Size: 5 x 5 x 1.25" * 10 Illustrated Cocktail Ornaments * 10 Festive Cocktail Recipes * Foiled cover * 20 pages
Download or read book Word Search Book For Adults FUCK Large Print And Other Funny Offensive Bad Words Puzzle Book written by Salty Sarcasm Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Adult Word Search Puzzle book - FUCK with 20 puzzles and solutions. Get ready to laugh your ass off when trying to find FUCK and the other funny offensive bad words. This adult themed word search puzzle book makes a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who has a strong sense of humor. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put smiles on their faces. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design 20 Word Search Puzzles High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Prick Word Search puzzle book is the gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This adult word search book makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor. Grab one now!
Download or read book The Naughtiest Reindeer written by Nicki Greenberg and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2013-09-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gorgeous, funny Christmas picture book from an acclaimed CBCA award-winning creator.
Download or read book The Elf Boogie written by Christianne C. Jones and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2015 with total page 11 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this interactive board book, with rhyming text, the reader is invited to boogie with the elves getting ready for Christmas.
Download or read book Where s Santa Jigsaw written by Louis Shea and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Tis the week before Christmas and all is not well, The season's in danger for reasons I'll tell. Young Elvy the elf, a mischievous lad, Did something quite cheeky, not knowing it's bad... Elvy couldn't wait for Christmas Eve, so he hijacked Santa's sleigh to help deliver the presents early. Now Santa's gone after Elvy and no-one can find him! Can you help Detective Inspector Scrooge track Santa down in time to save Christmas? Each scene has a unique list of extra funny things to find including gingerbread men, toilets, baby seals, false teeth, werewolves, Christmas pudding aliens and fluffy dice. Top-selling Christmas look-and-find book now includes a fun jigsaw puzzle!
Download or read book Father Christmas on the Naughty Step written by Mark Sperring and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The naughty step is the place Sam has to sit when he has done something he knows he REALLY shouldn't have. And Sam isn't alone. Captain Buckleboots is sitting on the naughty step too and so is Father Christmas - uh-oh, oh no! What's going to happen on Christmas Eve now?!
Download or read book Santa Claus written by Rod Green and published by Carlton Kids. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come visit the magical world of Santa Claus This enchanting book whisks children to the North Pole. Kids can enjoy a glimpse of Santa's house; his workshop, where all the toys are built; Elf Village; and, of course, the mailroom, where all the letters from good girls and boys get sorted. Every secret is revealed, from how Santa chooses and trains his reindeer to how his sleigh spans the globe fast enough to bring gifts to everyone in time for Christmas morn.
Download or read book A Book of Naughty Children written by Enid Blyton and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Night the Reindeer Saved Christmas written by Raj Kaur (Author) Khaira and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Plight Before Christmas written by Kate Stewart and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-16 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the international best-selling author of Drive and The Ravenhood Trilogy comes a heartwarming holiday romance with all of the feels. Now an AMAZON Top #10 Best Seller! A #1 Best Seller Holiday Romance A #1 Best Seller in Holiday Fiction A #1 Best Seller in Inspirational Romance A #1 Best Seller in Romantic Comedy Clark Griswold was onto something, at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug--another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn't get--I'm not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER. When Mom insisted that we all gather at my Grandparent's ancient cabin for an old school family Christmas, I fully intended to get into the holiday spirit with the help of the three wise men, Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels, and Jim Beam. But those boys did absolutely nothing to offset the shock or temper the sting of seeing my EX on our doorstep the first day of our holiday soiree. Apparently, Santa missed the memo, and this elf is pissed. Stuck for a week with the man who obliterated my heart nearly two decades ago, I did the only thing I could do and put on my game face, thankful for the home advantage. I knew better than to drink that last cup of eggnog. I knew better than to get tongue tangled beneath the mistletoe with the only man to ever break my heart. I knew better than to sleep with Satan's wingman on the eve of the Lord's birthday. I could blame the nog. I could blame the deceitful light blue eyes, thick, angelic hair, and panty evaporating smirk...but mostly, I blame Eli because he always knew exactly which of my buttons to push. I foolishly thought a family Christmas filled with nostalgia was going to turn my inner Scrooge around, but this year's festivities went up in flames. Leave it to the ghost of my Christmas past to be the one to light the match. Fa la la la la, la FML. The Plight Before Christmas is a full length, second chance, Christmas themed romance and most definitely on SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST!
Download or read book The Santa Claus Book written by Eileen Daly and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During his annual Christmas eve flight, Santa discovers a lost puppy and must return it to its home.
Download or read book The Anti Boredom Christmas Book written by Andy Seed and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have fun and stay busy all winter with loads of games, quizzes, challenges, and activities! Christmas is everyone's favorite time of year. It's a time of giving, unwrapping, eating, and enjoying fun movies that you've already seen a dozen times. But it is also a time of waiting and traveling, which can definitely get a bit boring. Those long lines to meet Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus, or driving to visit family, can seem to drag on forever! But look no further because Andy Seed's Anti-Boredom Christmas Book will cure all those Christmas boredom blues! Inside you'll find dozens of projects, trivia, games, challenges, and activities, including: How to say "snow" in eighteen different languages Christmas-themed jokes and riddles Silly parodies of Christmas carols Instructions for making paper snowflakes Names for Santa Claus in thirteen different countries Incredible trivia about Christmas trees Christmas jumbles and word searches How to create the best snowman ever Wintery memory games Fun facts about Christmas postage stamps Christmas-themed "would you rather?" questions Christmas movie trivia and quizzes Instructions for making your own ornaments How to create your own Christmas card In addition to tons of activities, several blank pages in the back of the book leave plenty of room to scribble, doodle, and draw. This fantastically festive, witty, and wacky book is bursting full of laugh-out-loud facts, games, quizzes, plus heaps more for hours of fun. Packed full of hilarious artwork, this book provides hours of festive fun. So this Christmas season, get festive and turn up the Fun-o-Meter to the max!
Download or read book Cussword Puzzles written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-26 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will never look at a crossword puzzle the same again. Introducing Cussword Puzzles! A crossword puzzle for real adults!Get ready to laugh your ass off as you, your family, and your friends gather around to try and solve the most hillarious of puzzles. You will all have a craptastic time!The book is packed full of profanities and insults of all sorts including such classics as: twatlips, dicksneeze, and douchetrain.Perfect gift for any occasion or holiday - especially if you want to get rid of your mother-in-law for good.
