Download or read book Naked Beneath My Clothes written by Rita Rudner and published by Penguin Mass Market. This book was released on 1993 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A reigning princess of the punchline unleashes her deadpan wit on everything from what happens to a woman when she tries on a bathing suit to what life was like before remote control. A stand-up act you can sit down and read from one of the hottest comedians in the land. Photos and line drawings.

Download or read book Naked Beneath My Clothes written by Rita Rudner and published by Random House Value Pub. This book was released on 1995-06-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book Naked Under Our Clothes written by Ed Lover and published by Touchstone. This book was released on 1996 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hottest comedy team around takes a hilarious look at women, money, sex, fame, and politics in a shocking, provocative book with a positive message. The self-proclaimed "ambassadors to the world beyond the ghetto" challenge status and authority with unforgettable pearls of wisdom, political sound bites, financial forecasts, and candid commentary on popular icons from Snoop Doggie Dog to Barbra Streisand. 75 photos.

Download or read book Naked Under My Coat written by Jocelyn Burgener and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2014-05-07 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Parkinson’s is all about the disconnect within the central nervous system. But when I hit that nerve with a word or a phrase that connection is restored. I consider my Parkinson’s a gift.” - Naked Under My Coat – Writing Under the Influence of Parkinson’s is a collection of poems and short stories written during the onset and formal diagnosis of Jocelyn Burgener’s Parkinson’s disease. Using pieces of her life, both real and imagined, Jocelyn tells the story of finding her voice, even as the disease restricts her ability to journal, speak, and pray. From physics to infidelity, the edges of fear, and faith and love, Naked Under My Coat exposes her vulnerability and insight in the face of her challenging new reality.

Download or read book Naked at Lunch written by Mark Haskell Smith and published by Nero. This book was released on 2015-05-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'We are safely away and you can now enjoy a ... ' There was a pause, as if the Cruise Director was having trouble choosing what, exactly, he should call what was about to happen. Finally he said, ' ... a carefree environment.' Folk have been naked in public for centuries. But being a nudist is more complicated than simply stripping off. In Naked at Lunch, Mark Haskell Smith uncovers nudism's fascinating history - and gets involved, baring all himself. He visits a Spanish town where clothing is optional, and travels to the largest nudist resort in the world: a hedonist's paradise in the south of France. From clothes-free hiking in the Austrian Alps to a Caribbean cruise on the 'Big Nude Boat', Haskell Smith takes us on an entertaining frolic through the good, the bad, and the just plain naked.

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Download or read book Deluxe Swirl Romance Collection written by Jamila Jasper and published by Jamila Jasper Romance. This book was released on with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive contemporary BWWM romance box set filled with delicious alpha men and salacious encounters by African American romance author, Jamila Jasper. QUARANTINED WITH THE CELEBRITY WHO BOUGHT ME (4 BOOK SERIES) I was eighteen years old when my parents sold me to the star of the biggest boyband in the UK. Quarantined with the maniacal superstar with a body like a God and a craving for brown sugar should have been a dream come true. But Master Henry is not like any guy I’ve ever met. He’s obsessed with me and he wants me to return the favor and worship every inch of his chiseled body. I can’t allow myself to fall for him like every other girl… He may have bought my body, but he can’t buy my love. JEALOUS EX-BOYFRIEND A tipsy one night stand with my ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Perfect. Now Ian won’t leave me alone and if my ex finds out… I’m toast. My ex’s best mate is the last person on Earth I expected to sleep with. When I last saw him, he was a science geek and a total failure with women. Now, the 6’4” geek is so much more. He has a body carved by the gods, PhD smarts, and a tongue that could unlock the chamber of secrets. The mega-dong between his legs is only the icing on the cake. If I’m not careful, I’ll fall for him. Hard. POSSESSIVE BEST FRIEND A tipsy one night stand with my ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Perfect… Not. Ian plans to ensnare me forever. Step One: The Penthouse Step Two: The Contract The mega-dong between his legs might make me crazy enough to sign my body over to Ian. While I’m leaning over the counter to show him exactly how much I belong to him… A huge problem walks in: my ex. If we’re not careful, we’ll be toast. CONFEDERATE RUNAWAY A drafted confederate soldier escapes to the North… Elijah knows the war is wrong. When he escapes the battle of Gettysburg he ends up several hundred miles North. Injured and near death, he arrives on the farm of free black woman, Ellen Freeman. She holds a gun to the rebel's head and from thenceforth, his fate is hers to decide... QUARANTINED WITH THE 10-INCH SOLDIER I’m stuck in quarantine with the hottest soldier alive who happens to be off-limits. I shouldn’t fantasize about him but I can’t help it. Quarantine SUCKS bad! He’s supposed to be protecting me, not thinking about bending me over. I’m supposed to be avoiding human contact, not teasing him. I have to say no to this sexy beast no matter how incredibly bored I am. When my teasing goes too far, I don’t know what Tex will do to me… I hope it’s hot. PLOWED BY THE HUNG REDNECK “I’m a red-blooded American man. I know what I want and it’s you.” I’m here to claim his farm, he’s here to claim me… I’m Tee, with the IRS, and here to foreclose the Grambling farm. The enormous redneck sitting across from me man-spreads and then I see it… The BIGGEST hunk of man meat I’ve ever seen. He has another idea of how to settle his debts that include me… Bent over… Begging for him… Becoming his. BLIND LOVE I am marrying a man who I have never met. The first time we see each other will be after I say “YES!” Will the connection we built behind these walls translate to the real world? Will the explosive passion I feel for this man extend to the bedroom? When I meet Connor, the man I’m going to marry, I know I’ve hit the jackpot. He’s smoking hot and let’s just say, sometimes good things come in ENORMOUS packages. If you love African American romance, hood lit, hood romance, BWWM, WMBW, erotic romance, sexy black women and white men romance, billionaires, soldiers, alpha males, pregnancy romance, black romance, romance with a black female lead, interracial and multicultural romance stories with steamy scenes, you'll love this sizzling collection.

Download or read book Turning the Tables written by Rita Rudner and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This romp through the wilds of Las Vegas features a nice girl, a slimy entertainment executive, a really bad magician, and more laughs and excitement than can be found anywhere on the strip.

Download or read book Strangers She Knows written by Christina Dodd and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have three deadly problems: 1. I’ve seriously offended a maniacal killer. 2. I just had a bullet removed from my brain. 3. My new daughter is growing up too fast--and she’s in the line of fire. Living on an obscure, technology-free island off California means safety from the murderer who hunts Kellen Adams and her new family.... Or does it? Family time becomes terror-time, and at last, alone, Kellen faces a killer playing a cruel game. Only one can survive, and Kellen knows who must win...and who must die. STRANGERS SHE KNOWS: The Grand Finale of Cape Charade Thrillers available now! Read the acclaimed Cape Charade series: #1 HARD TO KILL: A Cape Charade Short Suspense #2 DEAD GIRL RUNNING: A Cape Charade Full-length Thriller #3 FAMILIES AND OTHER ENEMIES: A Cape Charade Short Suspense #4 WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME: A Cape Charade Full-length Thriller #5. HIDDEN TRUTHS: A Cape Charade Short Suspense #6. STRANGERS SHE KNOWS: A Cape Charade Full-length Thriller Coming in Audio! The three Cape Charade short suspenses, HARD TO KILL, FAMILIES AND OTHER ENEMIES and HIDDEN TRUTHS, starring Kellen Adams.

Download or read book Annie Get Your Guy Messing Around with Max written by Lori Foster and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2010-12-27 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hard to get serious when your one and only won't take you seriously Annie, Get Your Guy Lori Foster What was a woman supposed to do? Guy Donovan had always treated Annie Sawyers like a little sister. But Annie already had a brother—what she wanted was a husband. Guy, to be precise! So when he announced his plans to get engaged—to the wrong woman! —Annie set out to seduce him. Which would have been a lot easier if Guy wasn't playing hard to get… Messing Around With Max Lori Foster His love life was going to the dogs! Max Sawyers would do anything for his mangy, bad-tempered mutt, Cleo—he'd even give up his footloose lifestyle and take a wife. The trouble was, the only woman Cleo had ever taken a liking to was Maddie Montgomery. And Maddie was also the only woman on the planet who didn't want to snag Max permanently!

Download or read book Annie Get Your Guy written by Lori Foster and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two stubborn hearts. One remote cabin. Endless possibilities…don't miss this fan-favorite tale from New York Times bestselling author Lori Foster! Annie Sawyers has been madly in love with Guy Donovan since they shared a few fateful kisses years ago. He's been running from her ever since, and now she's learned that he wants to propose to a woman he doesn't love, for business reasons. She's stood on the sidelines far too long. If this is the last chance she has to prove they'd be perfect for each other, then she'll go all out. Guy Donovan is horrified to hear that innocent Annie has plans to seduce someone. Especially when he puts the pieces together and realizes that his unworthy coworker is the target. It'll be a cold day in hell before he lets another man touch her—but when a car accident strands the two of them alone in a remote cabin, he's about to realize there's more to Annie than he'd ever guessed… First published in 2001

Download or read book Words written by Dieter Kastovsky and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2000 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TRENDS IN LINGUISTICS is a series of books that open new perspectives in our understanding of language. The series publishes state-of-the-art work on core areas of linguistics across theoretical frameworks, as well as studies that provide new insights by approaching language from an interdisciplinary perspective. TRENDS IN LINGUISTICS considers itself a forum for cutting-edge research based on solid empirical data on language in its various manifestations, including sign languages. It regards linguistic variation in its synchronic and diachronic dimensions as well as in its social contexts as important sources of insight for a better understanding of the design of linguistic systems and the ecology and evolution of language. TRENDS IN LINGUISTICS publishes monographs and outstanding dissertations as well as edited volumes, which provide the opportunity to address controversial topics from different empirical and theoretical viewpoints. High quality standards are ensured through anonymous reviewing. To discuss your book idea or submit a proposal, please contact Birgit Sievert.

Download or read book Protect Series Boxed Set written by Jessa James and published by KSA Publishing Consultants. This book was released on with total page 613 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The High Priestess - 1: Damen Aetos. Mob boss. Madman. And soon to be my husband. He doesn’t care that I’m a virgin. Doesn’t care about my beauty. Nothing matters to him but my last name. By marrying me, the Madman ensures that a centuries-old bargain will be met. The fact that he gets me -- gets to do anything to me that he wants -- is just icing on the cake for him. But I have secrets too, lurking beneath my pretty surface. Secrets, lies, and a power greater than either of us can imagine. The question is, when The High Priestess comes calling, how will he respond? Provoke – 2: I meet her in a wedding dress, walking down the aisle towards my sworn enemy. Our eyes catch from across the room. And monster that I am, I know I have to have her. Not just because she is precious to my sworn enemy… but also because her wide blue eyes tell me things. That she’s afraid of me. That she’s even more afraid of my enemy. That she’ll do almost anything to escape him. I seize on her fear. I abduct her, while she’s screaming and fighting me. And that’s when our story begins. Punish – 3: Stolen and abducted… yet in the same stroke, saved. On one hand, I escaped certain death at the hands of people who have already hurt me. On the other, now I’m trapped with him. The rival of my abuser, who is every bit as terrifying. Dark and sinfully handsome, he wants me. He wants me to turn my back on the religion that has raised me. He wants me to spread my legs for him and him alone. He wants to punish me. He wants to teach me to like his lessons. Or else he’ll kill my little sister and turn me over to the men who controlled me before. Either way, I will have to make sacrifices. Sacrifices that have lasting consequences. I walk on the knife’s edge between falling prey again and completely losing myself. And if I’m not careful, I may end up worse than dead... Possess – 4: There is something blooming between my captor and I, hot and wet and fragile. Lust. Obsession. Maybe it’s even love. But there are still secrets that stand between us, looming large over whatever happiness we might find together. Dangerous secrets. Things worth killing over. If I reveal my secret to Dryas, he very well might die to protect me. The last thing I want is to confront those that hurt me without him at my side. But I might not get a choice, if Dryas has his way... Protect – 5: I wake up in the wreckage, ready to fight for Rue. Only she is gone, stolen away by my archenemy. I start to see red. No one touches my girl and expects to live. The deck is stacked against us. Emotions are running high. There is one thing that no one else realizes, though. Rue is mine, and I will get her back if it is the last f*cking thing I do.

Download or read book Novels of Ancient Sumeria Box Set 1 written by Jesse Hudson and published by Noel Jesse Hudson. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 669 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Box set includes the first four books of the Novels of Ancient Sumeria series: The Prince of Eridu, The Prince and the Priestess, The Prince and the Prophet and The Prince and the Kings. This is the first in a seven-part series that will sweep you into the alluring and dangerous world of the first empire in history, an exotic and yet eerily familiar place that gave birth to many of the ideas that can still be found battling for hearts and minds among the people of the world even today. The story is experienced through the eyes of Ammon-shur, a prince of the ancient and exotic city of Eridu, who barely escapes a palace coup instigated by the shadowy and ruthless organization whose vile practices were decried for millennia by ancient Hebrew prophets, Greek philosophers and Roman sages alike. This wild adventure, based on the oldest written records of both Mediterranean and Mesopotamian sources, depicts a time when the protections of cultures and kingdoms were torn away by the sweeping changes in technology, religion and climate which pushed ancient peoples into bloody conflict with one another and led directly to the dissemination of the stories of heroes and prophets which still circulate in Western thought today.

Download or read book I Still Have It I Just Can t Remember Where I Put It written by Rita Rudner and published by Crown. This book was released on 2009-05-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While there are people who actually embrace getting older (although we confess not to know any) most try to deny it. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she reached 50, she couldn't even bear to admit it: "It was more comfortable getting a laugh and telling people I was filthy than having to say the word fffiffffty," she writes. In her hysterically dead-on book I Still Have It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It, she relates her absurd adventures as a woman of a certain age navigating the strange and terrifyingly funny world of "near-sighted insights." In chapters such as "Artificially Hip"; "Older Than Springtime, Younger Than Angela Lansbury"; "I Won't Blog, Don't Ask Me"; and "The Advantage of Vintage," Rudner tackles body issues, style, and technology, and looks at the wonders and surprises of life on the dark side of 50. So put on your bifocals and get ready to laugh. Just don't blame Rita if your laugh lines become visibly deeper. "Sexy deadpan is comedian Rita Rudner's trademark style, never more in evidence than in I Still Have It ... I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It ... Pure vaudeville, a kick at any age."--O, The Oprah Magazine

Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to the Ultimate Reading List written by John Charles and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-07-03 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great reads for busy people. This is a guide to help busy people find great reads in fiction and nonfiction. Filled with recommendations of popular, entertaining reading, this book covers mystery and suspense, romance, women’s fiction and chick lit, Westerns, science fiction, such nonfiction topics as animals, art, biography, memoirs, business, true crime, and more. Plus, each entry includes a summary of the book, its significance, and a critique/observation/comment.