Download or read book My Unicorn Farts Glitter written by Suzanne Barton and published by Lothian Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-12-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My unicorn is an icky, sticky disaster area, from his silly, sparkly horn to his polka dot bottom. But despite the stink, the sneezes and snores, I love him loads and he loves me more. MY UNICORN FARTS GLITTER is a funny, warm-hearted and often painfully honest tale of sibling love and farty bath-times.
Download or read book My Unicorn Farts Glitter written by Suzanne Barton and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Unicorn Farts and Glitter Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J Pouch written by AW Cross and published by Glory Box Press. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer
Download or read book Dave the Unicorn Welcome to Unicorn School written by Pip Bird and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Pip Bird and David O'Connell's laugh-out-loud illustrated chapter book Dave the Unicorn: Welcome to Unicorn School, Mira is excited about attending the school—until she’s paired with a very un-unicorny unicorn. Welcome to Unicorn School, where you get your own unicorn best friend! You go on magical quests together! There is glitter! There is even more glitter! Mira can hardly contain her excitement as her fellow students are paired with their unicorns. Darcy is assigned the statuesque Star, whose shimmering coat always catches the light. Raheem is matched with Brave, whose every step reverberates like thunder. And Mira is paired with... Dave. Dave loves doughnuts. He doesn't follow directions very well. And he farts. A lot. Mira is a little disappointed. But she soon realizes Dave is unlike his fellow unicorns in another way: He's a little smarter than they are. When a school trip goes awry, the only way to save the day is for Mira to embrace her unexpected unicorn best friend. Check out the other books in the Dave the Unicorn series! Dave the Unicorn: Team Spirit Dave the Unicorn: Dance Party Dave the Unicorn: Field Trip An Imprint Book
Download or read book Unicorn Farts written by Kelli Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny
Download or read book What Happens When Unicorns Fart written by Michelle O'Healy and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2020-08-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do beans, brussel sprouts, and dairy have in common? Aside from being healthy, they are well known fart generating foods. We know what happens when humans cut the cheese, but what about Unicorns? One boy decides to find out and discovers there's only one thing more magical than a Unicorn; their farts. When a young boy introduces nearby Unicorns to fart-making foods, incredible things begin to happen. Life for all of us will never be the same. There's no need to hold your nose anymore; fart fear is a thing of the past.
Download or read book Moms Who Drink and Swear written by Nicole Knepper and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Download or read book Nomax written by Shannon Horsfall and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If this dog is always called 'NoMax!' by Dad, why does his bowl have a different name on it?Ages: 3 years+ Max is a dog who lives life to the full, which is why his master is so often calling out to him - 'No Max!'From the author of WAS NOT ME, comes another very funny book about life - as Max the dog sees it.Ages: 3 years+
Download or read book Fairy the Farting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Glitter the Tooting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go on a magical adventure with Glitter the Tooting Unicorn Share this new story to laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Lexi the Leprechaun Loves to Fart Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Download or read book Dave the Unicorn Dance Party written by Pip Bird and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the third volume of Pip Bird and David O’Connell’s laugh-out-loud illustrated chapter book series, Mira and her unicorn Dave have to face the ultimate challenge: a school dance. Everyone at Unicorn School is excited for the upcoming dance party, including Mira—even though her unicorn, Dave, loves doughnuts more than prancing. But before the dance, Mira and Dave have to go on a very special quest with their classmates—a quest that threatens to get wildly out of control. Will Mira and Dave make it out of the Crystal Maze Mine in time to hit the dance floor? This third book in the hilarious new chapter book series Dave the Unicorn: Dance Party continues the story of Mira at Unicorn School and her unicorn Dave, who’s not the statuesque stallion we’re trained to expect. But Dave also has a few tricks up his sleeve that remind Mira—and all of us—that friendship is more important than conquering any quest. Check out the other books in the Dave the Unicorn series! Dave the Unicorn: Welcome to Unicorn School Dave the Unicorn: Team Spirit Dave the Unicorn: Field Trip An Imprint Book
Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Download or read book Glitterbutt the Farting Unicorn written by Ivy Erickson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-05-30 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone knows that horses fart. Donkeys definitely fart. But royal unicorns? Glitterbelle is a new recruit to the princess’s royal team of unicorns. She’s expected to be regal and lovely and perfect all the time, but she’s hiding a very interesting secret—she happens to be a frequent and fervent farter. No matter how brilliant and rainbow-y her toots may be, she worries that one day they will cause a big stink in the royal court. She can try to muffle the sound with layers and layers of pants or conceal the magnificent glitter cloud that emerges behind her, but even Glitterbelle knows that secrets, like farts, have a way of squeaking out. When Glitterbelle’s worst fear comes true on Unicorn Training Day and her glorious glittering rainbow farts leave the royal family blushing with embarrassment and her fellow unicorns laughing in scorn, she is cast out of the castle with the unfortunate nickname “Glitterbutt.” With her unicorn dreams dashed, Glitterbelle must wander the forests and villages in search of acceptance, respect, and the confidence to be who she really is. This uplifting story about the struggle to fit in and the joy of finding true friends will have children laughing and learning at the same time.
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Download or read book Flashback written by Shannon Messenger and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-11-06 with total page 764 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestselling series A USA TODAY bestselling series A California Young Reader Medal–winning series In this unforgettable seventh book in the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, Sophie must let the past and present blur together, because the deadliest secrets are always the ones that get erased. Sophie Foster doesn’t know what—or whom—to believe. And in a game with this many players, the worst mistake can be focusing on the wrong threat. But when the Neverseen prove that Sophie’s far more vulnerable than she ever imagined, she realizes it’s time to change the rules. Her powerful abilities can only protect her so far. To face down ruthless enemies, she must learn to fight. Unfortunately, battle training can’t help a beloved friend who’s facing a whole different danger—where the only solution involves one of the biggest risks Sophie and her friends have ever taken. And the distraction might be exactly what the villains have been waiting for.
Download or read book Once I Munched a Mango written by Samantha Wheeler and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
