Download or read book My Dinosaur Farts written by Sandstone Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DISCOVER:: Kid's or Children's Book that is Highly Entertaining, Humorous, Great for Early Readers, and a Great Bedtime Story This Children's Short Story has it all Great for ages 4-12 Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale. Zach is lucky to have a friend like Leo McStinky Fluffy Farty Fat Fred. Download Your Copy of My Dinosaur Farts Today, and Read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited! tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books for kids, kids books, children's books bedtime stories for kids, bedtime storybook collection, bedtime storybook, kids stories, bedtime stories for children, bedtime reading, Children's books, short stories, kids stories, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids stories, stories for kids, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, jokes, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about animals, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy,books for kids, books for children, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories

Download or read book Jurassic Farts written by P.U. Rippley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!

Download or read book Ron The Farting Raptor written by Smile Melody and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your child learn to achieve a goal through fun! Do you enjoy giving your child joy? Would you like to teach your child to reach for their goals and dreams through play and reading? Do you enjoy laughing with your child? As a parent, I promise you that this book is the perfect gift for your child. The story in this book will make: Your child will learn that it is worth following your dreams Your child will learn consistency The smile will not disappear from your child's face You will have a lot of fun together Why you and your child will love this book? A happy child is a healthy child! If you want your child to spend fun time with you and learn that it is worth to set your goals high, choose our book

Download or read book Dinosaur Farts written by Bianca Ku and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-15 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dinosaurs Farts: Walking with Dinosaurs to extinction is a hilarious story for kids 6 years and up. It's a story about four Dino's, a Brachiosaurus, a Tyrannosaurus, a Pterodactyl and a Triceratops, hobnob with each other millions of years ago. Out of boredom, they get into a farting competition. Now, considering the amount of greenhouse gases a single Dino can produce, the atmosphere would notice such an event right? Read on as a simple fart prank escalates into a farting war that threatens the existence of life on Earth.

Download or read book Dinosaur Dump written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new Christmas bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 3+

Download or read book F is for written by Matt Prometeo and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-12-31 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your kids laugh! Farting Dinosaurs ABC! Funny Book for Kids Aged 4-8 with Farting Dinosaurs in Alphabetical Order. What's inside?: Every page is a funny farting dinosaur with funny adjective, for example: A is for Apatosaurus! And A is for Aromatic fart! D is for Dilophosaurus! And D is for Dangerous farts! Let's learn alphabet with fun! Get yours now and enjoy!

Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster and Fri written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Download or read book My Dinosaur Farted in My Greenhouse written by Stacey Murphy and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-20 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get your kids excited about composting and gardening! If you're looking for a way to talk about fresh food and greens away from the dinner table, fantastical tales of dinosaurs can help you convince your kids and grandkids that vegetables don't have to be boring! This book will have you and your family journeying with the League of Underground Micro-Heroes as they create compost to heal Nya's garden soil. Be ready to compost after reading this book with your kids! After seeing all the incredible creatures who help create compost, they are going to want to do this! And what's the deal with a dinosaur farting in a greenhouse? You'll have to read to find out. This is a triumphant tale of one brontosaurus, the League of Underground Micro-Heroes, two best friends, a doctor of compost and growing healthy and strong. That's the power of compost and gardening! We know you and your kids are going to get lost in these amazing illustrations by farmer and activist Eileen Schaeffer!

Download or read book Dinosaur Farts written by Jeffrey Jeschke and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-23 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about how big and dangerous the dinosaur farts were 65 million years ago and how it made it difficult for humans. It is also about how to get along and share and respect one another.

Download or read book Gasosaurus written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2023-09-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you or your little one loves dinosaurs, this book is a must-have! Gasosaurus is a hilarious read! The stinkiest of the dinos, The smelliest of the bunch. Do you know which dinosaur I'm talking about? I bet you have a hunch! The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for Halloween gift for boys and girls.

Download or read book FARTING DINOSAUR written by Dylon Lawrence and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TIME TO READ! One Poot! Two Poot! Three Poot! Four! I Poot Everywhere! Until I Can't Poot No More! Come join the cute FARTING DINOSAUR as he humorously helps children learn to read! The FARTING DINOSAUR gets into some comedic trouble and plots his way out of the most bizarre situations! A must read for pre school aged children! A must have book for all the classrooms. A must have book for children that love dinosaurs! This is a fun light tale of a dinosaur and the dinosaurs love for pooting! A Classic Hit! Very popular with pre school aged children. Every child wants to read about a pooting dinosaur! This book allows children to interact and learn at the same time. The FARTING DINOSAUR, will be a book for the ages. "I Poot On A Door! I Poot On A Cake! The Cake Caught Fire! So I Pooted Away!" Have some fun with the FARTING DINOSAUR! Let your Childs imagination run wild, as they laugh there way to the end! This is a children's learning book. A tool to help kids learn how to read.

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.

Download or read book Farting Dinosaurs I Spy and Coloring written by Freaky Gnome and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-28 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New from Farting Gnome - Hilarious farting dinosaurs to spy and coloring! Swap your boring books I Spy for hilarious farting dinosaurs to spy and coloring! I Spy with my little eye two farting dinosaurs! Can you find them? New fun books for kids - I Spy Farting! it fun guessing games which is about looking for Farting Dinosaurs then coloring them. All you need to do is find the farting dinosaur that matches the description, then turn the page and see whether you've chosen correctly! after you finish spying, you can color all the farting dinosaurs. Lots of original and fun farting dinosaurs animations they will make the child love this book and will not be able to break away from it! About this book: 🌟 Printed on high quality solid white paper - because the book is both for spying and for coloring it is printed on high-quality paper to avoid clearances to the other side of the sheet, moreover, all drawings and tasks are printed on one side! 🌟 Beautiful designs appropriate for kids ages 2-5 - All tasks and drawings in the book have been designed not to cause too much difficulty in solving puzzles and coloring elements and were also adequate for both boys and girls. 🌟 The book is bound in high-quality glossy cover! which will look beautiful in your child's hands and is much more resistant to dirt and damage while playing 🌟 Perfect For Gift! - All our books (I Spy) They are perfect as a combination of learning and having fun at home comfort, they will also be a great gift idea for both a boy and a girl! 🌟 All graphics used in the coloring book are high-quality vector graphics! which does not spoil the quality of the illustrations during both printing and adjustment. Don't wait, bring a smile and satisfaction on your child's face. Scroll up and BUY NOW!

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book Fart Squad 2 Fartasaurus Rex written by Seamus Pilger and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in—the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it’s up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel! “If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!”—It’s a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU “Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent.”—Good Morning, Buttzville “The business end of this dino means business!”—PassingtonPost.com

Download or read book Fart and Roar Stinkosaur written by Bobbie Brooks and published by Imagine That. This book was released on 2022 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny rhyming storybook full of farting squeaky, squashy fun! Designed to appeal to inquisitive young fingers, squish and squeak the dinosaur as you read the funny rhyming story about a dinosaur called Stinkosaur who just loves to fart! With a novelty dinosaur character made from squishable silicone material with a squeaker hidden inside, you can squeak, squish and smile as you read! Perfect for interactive play, for shared reading or for reading alone, these squeaky, touchable board books are full of squeaky fun!