Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2011-12-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MY CRAZY PET FROG doesn't know what he is! Perhaps he's a secret agent or a world champion golfer. Who knows? One day to the next, he runs in circles, trying to be everything for everyone. It's not until he comes across one of his loved ones that he realizes the most important thing of all… From Scott Gordon, author of My Little Pet Dragon, A Little Book About You and Taming Your Pet Monster: An Operational Guide. ABOUT THE BOOK This book is approximately 30 pages in length, and is best viewed in color. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog A Novelette written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house. So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out? Approximately 11,700 words. WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog legs and a New Kids on the Block joke. (Yikes!)

Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-02 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room... Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!

Download or read book My Crazy Pet Frog I Gave My Pizza A Spanking written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great heavens! This frog really is crazy! This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza. Will the world ever be the same again? Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Frog Goes to Dinner written by Mercer Mayer and published by Perfection Learning. This book was released on 1992-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having stowed away in a pocket, Frog wreaks havoc and creates disgrace for the family at the posh restaurant where they are having dinner.

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer The Last Ding Dong on Earth written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-03 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from stumbling across Double Agent Orangegrove and the mysterious Earth 2 project, SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER realizes that he's having trouble remembering things...well anything, for that matter...outside of his world class love for Twinkies. When he learns that the Hostess factory is shutting down for good and may have produced its last Ding Dong, he realizes that the world has a crisis on its hands, one that he intends to rectify once he obtains the proper clearance. FROGWART FISK has escaped from his maximum holding cell and set his diabolical mind on taking advantage of the impending Hostess shortage. With the proper assets, he intends to craft the most marvelous snack cake the world has ever seen, complete with mind-altering nanotechnology baked into it. Might the fall of the mighty snack cake be followed by world governments shortly thereafter? EARNEST BACON would like nothing better than to rid the agency of a certain frog from its ranks. When the opportunity arises to throw him in the slammer and strip any chance of him obtaining a high-level clearance, Earnest jumps all over it. But it's hard to keep a good frog down, particularly this disco-dancing frog... Approximately 12,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: [i]Hold onto your snack cakes while you can![/i]

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Grand Slam written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 1311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer The Zombies Ate My Pizza written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Frosted Flake written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-07 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!

Download or read book My Daddy s Cool Car Collection written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-03-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring an assortment of colorful cars, My Daddy's Cool Car Collection is a fantastic story to read your son before tucking him into bed. Includes over 30 pages of dazzling cars and trucks that's tied together with a heartwarming message. From the author of My Little Pet Dragon and My Crazy Pet Frog. If you enjoy the messages in my other works, you won't be disappointed here.

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Greatest Hits Vol 1 written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!

Download or read book Bug The Journey written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-03-26 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maddy, a young ladybug, has a big secret. A secret that she hopes her family and friends never find out. The truth is—she can't fly! One day, she puts on her bravest smile, and happily skips into the forest. She climbs atop the highest leaf she can find, closes her eyes, and imagines herself soaring high into the sky. She jumps off and hopes for the best. Suddenly... THUMP! But how can this be? Clearly something must be wrong that is beyond her control. "Someday I will learn how to fly!" she promises. "All the way to Chocolate Mountain and beyond!" Approximately 2,400 words. For children ages 6 to 8. Descriptions of my other popular children’s books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Soccer Star written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer You Don t Know Jack written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Santa s Super Helpers written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2018-06-01 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Taco Tuesday written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2019-04-21 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell. But how can this be? He's college educated; a man of many talents. A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba! At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite. "Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks. A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Chicken George written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2020-04-27 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).