Download or read book Monster Shits written by Abby Taylor and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-28 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster Shits, An Adult Swear Word Coloring Book Are you Bat Shit Crazy? Is your boss a Cockness Monster? Is your neighbor a Dickwad? Great! Each monster in Monster Shits has a particular personality that we all can relate to, whether these monsters live among us or within ourselves. This book is created to make light of all that excites us and all that annoys us. It is designed to relax, unwind, and ease your mind. Features: Over 20 hand-illustrated monsters 8.5 x 11", Single sided pages Printed on white paper Various designs throughout...from candy, to stripes, to swamps and forests and much, much more! Now let's meet the Monsters! Introducing... Shit FacedCockness MonsterSnuggle FuckMcNastySwamp AssMr. FuckerpantsMrs. FuckerpantsBat Shit Crazy BitchDick WadDouche-a-luffugusDumbfuckFucklesThundercuntSnatchsquatchLickalotapusTwat WaddleVagisaurusWankerCunt MuffinMonster ShitAnd of course, no monster book would be complete without the demands of the Cookie Monster!

Download or read book Monster Shits Lights Out written by Abby Taylor and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-09 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster Shits - Lights Out! If you love monsters, if you love doodles, if you love swearing, if you love black backgrounds, this is the coloring book for you! 28 hand-illustrated pages of monsters, monsters, and more monsters!

Download or read book Monster Shits 2 Doodle Edition written by Abby Taylor and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-13 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster Shits 2, Doodle Edition! If you love monsters, if you love doodles, if you love swearing, this is the coloring book for you! Over 20 hand-illustrated pages of monsters, monsters, and more monsters! Features: Over 20 hand-illustrated monsters 8.5 x 11", Single sided pages Printed on white paper Various designs and doodles throughout!

Download or read book Meth Monster written by D. C. Fuller and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-12 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RUDE, CRUDE and SOCIALLY UNATTRACTIVE, "Meth Monster" is the autobiography of a 25 year meth user from the cradle to the gutter. Chronicling the manic decline on the downbound train, spiraling to the bottom of the abyss of meth addiction and the lives and life lost to the lifelong psychotic episode that is the life of a crankster. The 11 year battle with depression and overcoming the desire to return to the vaccuum of meth use and a look at the reasons meth is the most addictive and all-consuming drug ever created by man to enslave men and reduce them to walking deadmen. NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE AND THERE ARE MORE WAYS THAN ONE TO DIE!!!!! - From publisher

Download or read book Yes My Accent Is Real written by Kunal Nayyar and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of humorous, autobiographical essays by the actor best known as Raj from "The Big Bang Theory" traces his journey from a child in New Delhi to a celebrity in Los Angeles, describing his relationships with the family members and friends who inspired his achievements.

Download or read book AM I THE ASSHOLE written by Dr. Brandon Day and published by New Horizons Publishing . This book was released on 2023-01-06 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A hilariously irreverent take on the modern memoir....you'll never look at memoirs the same way again." -Boston Globe "A heartbreaking and hilarious memoir, Dr. Brandon Day takes us on his lifelong odyssey of hellish introspection and painstaking self-discovery. He chronicles his battles with homelessness, addiction, bosses, teachers, cable companies, neighbors, his children, and his ex-wife to answer the existential question that burns inside all of us, "Am I the Asshole?" -NEW YORK TIMES Brandon Day grew up in an abusive home. All through his childhood, his sadistic and overbearing parents tortured him by forcing him to perform all sorts of unthinkable acts such as brushing his teeth and doing his homework, and by the time he was ten years old he had already become addicted to Nintendo. He would spend hours upon hours in his bedroom playing games such as Mike Tyson's Punchout and The Legend of Zelda as a means to escape the suffering he endured at the hands of his cruel and merciless parents. Without any real skills, talent or drive, Dr. Brandon Day knew that if he wanted to become rich and famous that he would have to tell his story. He would have to write a really self-righteous memoir where he plays the victim and shits all over his friends and family, complains about how hard his life is, and then brags about how he overcame it all. That would be his only way out of the insufferable torture of having hardly any followers on social media. But upward mobility required crafting the perfect resilience narrative. He had to prove to himself and the rest of the world that he was not just lazy, and he was an "overcomer," made stronger by all the bullshit he had endured at the hands of not only his parents, but other family members, friends, co-workers, teachers, wives, ex-wives, bosses, neighbors, and even his own children. However, the truth was more complicated. After he graduated from college, Dr. Brandon's mom and dad kept breaking his balls about smoking too much pot and finding a fucking job already. If only it were that easy. Eventually his parents would kick him out of their house and even force him to pay for his own car insurance when he was just a young, scared, 26-years-old little boy. Dr. Brandon learns to confront his own past filled with many secrets: a marijuana stash he hid in his sock drawer all through high school, phone calls from debt collectors who use strange numbers to try to trick him into picking up, dozens of lost car keys and wallets he never found, and sometimes even peeing in the kitchen sink when he is drunk. All of which led to the unbecoming desperation of a 40-year-old man forced to a reckoning with his own identity. Although Dr. Brandon would go on to graduate from college and become a high school guidance counselor, he found that sweet-ass summer vacations and a strong teacher's union didn't necessarily mean safety from judgment from the patriarchy or American meritocracy. Both a chronicle of the American Dream and an indictment of it, this searing debut memoir exposes the price we pay for the promise of a bright future. Dr. Brandon Day's story challenges our ideas of what it means to overcome—and live life on our own terms, even if those terms mean that you're kind of an asshole.

Download or read book Never Say Never written by Dr. Brandon Day and published by New Horizons Publishing . This book was released on 2023-12-15 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The most important book since the Bible." -Jesus "If I didn't read Never Say Never, I would have never tried to suck my own dick." -Joe Rogan "Matthew Perry didn't read Never Say Never and he was killed by Hillary Clinton" -Alex Jones "Never Say Never inspires people to follow their dreams, no matter how completely and utterly stupid they are." -Joey Chestnut Dr. Brandon Day is very good friend of mine and an inspiration to us all, not like that loser Sleepy Joe Biden or Ron Desanctimonious. Dr. Brandon Day is like a white Rosa Parks. If he had a pussy, I would definitely grab it. I would grab that big, fat, beautiful pussy of his. That is how good his new book is. Never Say Never inspired me to run for re-election in 2024, even though everyone knows then 2020 election was rigged. -Donald J. Trump Life coach, influencer, activist, and bestselling author, Brandon Day, teaches us what it takes live his best life as he chronicles his own personal struggles with student loans, bad credit, jerk bosses, teachers, cable companies, neighbors, his parents, chores, being broke, his ex-wife, and even his own children to learn how to live out the classic cliche, "Never Say Never!" -Book Review Journal I always hated being an adult. I resented the idea of being so caught up in grown-up stuff like forgetting to pay my bills, finding socks that matched, and lying about why I was late for work that I lost sight of everything that ever made me happy as a child. I gave up on popping wheelies. I stopped ding-dong ditching, and I didn't even think spitballs or really loud farts were as funny as they used to be. I hadn't drawn a dick on something in years, and I couldn't even remember the last time I threw a party at my parent's house when they weren't home, or when I had sex with a sixteen-year-old girl in the back seat of my mom's car. By my 40th birthday, I was completely broken, and just a shell of that spry boy who left the loudest farts in the 5th grade. Shortly after I graduated college, I needed to find a fucking job and move the hell out so I could start paying my own goddamn bills already. At least that's what my parents were always telling me. What my parents didn’t understand was that I was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don’t do stuff like get good jobs or move out of their parents’ house. With a shitty college major, and not enough charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharmaceutical sales like my mom and dad wanted me to, it looked like I was destined to smoke pot all day and live with my parents forever. But with a little luck and a fuckload of white privilege, my life is finally on the right track. I healed the damaged relationship with my father, even though he could be a real dick sometimes. I also awakened my inner child. Now I am the same fun-loving, happy-go-lucky child who used to masturbate five times a day and played with matches. I have dental insurance, an amicable divorce, and two kids who aren't in therapy yet. I am even back to drawing dicks on people’s stuff at work again. Let’s just say my life turned out exactly as I planned, and it's all because I never stopped saying never, and you shouldn't either." -Author of Never Say Never, Dr. Brandon Day

Download or read book The Monster Trilogy written by Richard Murray Vaughan and published by Coach House Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Demons, ogres, werewolves - men have all the fun. Not here. Celebrated playwright RM Vaughan's The Monster Trilogy turns the tables and offers up three monstrously evil women in three explosive monologues. In The Susan Smith Tapes, the infamous young mother who drowned her three sons tries to recapture the public's attention by auditioning for talk shows from her prison cell. In A Visitation by Saint Teresa of Avila upon Constable Margaret Chance, we meet a middle-aged police officer whose world view is warped by her obsession with race, bloodlines and genetic determinism. And Dead Teenagers introduces us to the Reverend, a frustrated cleric unhealthily addicted to the spectacle of large funerals for murdered children. These monologues - all performed at Rhubarb! festivals and all critically acclaimed - create a vivid triptych that considers the notion of monstrosity from three very distinct perspectives. 'RM Vaughan writes like a sailor with a PhD and a broken heart.' - Daniel MacIvor

Download or read book Monster s Obsession written by TJ Bell and published by Naughty Nights Press LLC. This book was released on 2024-02-20 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s obsessed with her; she’s obsessed with staying out of Hell. Daruka is hiding from her oppressive father, who wants to force her to join the family business. The family business? Managing Hell. Asmoday is part lust demon, part elf. Everybody wants a piece of him, but no one takes him seriously. He’s mostly okay with that. Until he meets her. Now, Daruka and Asmoday are about to take on Satan himself, and Asmoday still isn’t even sure if this girl likes him. Welcome to Blackthorn Academy. Monster’s Obsession is book nine in the Blackthorn Academy for Supernaturals shared world, featuring a snarky mermaid heroine, a slightly obsessed demon hero, a deal with the devil, lots of laughs, hot monster hookups, and more.

Download or read book More Text Than Sex written by Jim Shomos and published by Jim Shomos. This book was released on 2022-09-15 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Deeper than an edgy contemporary romance, More Text Than Sex is a slow dance with the very soul of music." Tania Doko, award-winning singer/songwriter. "What a treat to dive into this insatiable story. Jim Shomos is a literary rock star!" Marcelle, Singer/Songwriter Music never judges us but it sometimes helps us question. When Robbie is delegated onto Annie and Cat’s project to run a public songwriting contest, he’s convinced he’ll connect romantically with Annie, a single mother on the verge of relaunching her singing career. Annie is furious, and Cat terrifies Robbie. Yet the professional and relationship mayhem at Merger Music runs deeper than the contest chaos. Annie’s ex-lover, and still legally her manager, reappears after nine years and demands joint custody of their eight-year-old son. Cat’s volunteer work is financially and emotionally draining. How much can her heart bleed for others before someone bleeds for her? Robbie’s going to be the hottest manager of rock stars in Australia, if he can just navigate through a negative minefield: his family. And their CEO’s weakness for starlets creates a scandal that threatens to destroy everything they’re all working for. Can you find your true self, let alone love, in a business built on sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ lies?

Download or read book American Indian Trickster Tales written by Richard Erdoes and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1999-03-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Of all the characters in myths and legends told around the world, it's the wily trickster who provides the real spark in the action, causing trouble wherever he goes. This figure shows up time and again in Native American folklore, where he takes many forms, from the irascible Coyote of the Southwest, to Iktomi, the amorphous spider man of the Lakota tribe. This dazzling collection of American Indian trickster tales, compiled by an eminent anthropologist and a master storyteller, serves as the perfect companion to their previous masterwork, American Indian Myths and Legends. American Indian Trickster Tales includes more than one hundred stories from sixty tribes--many recorded from living storytellers—which are illustrated with lively and evocative drawings. These entertaining tales can be read aloud and enjoyed by readers of any age, and will entrance folklorists, anthropologists, lovers of Native American literature, and fans of both Joseph Campbell and the Brothers Grimm.

Download or read book Island Songs written by Alex Wheatle and published by Allison & Busby. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Alex Wheatle writes from a place of honesty and passion with the full knowledge and understanding that change can only happen through words and actions.’ Steve McQueen. Alex Wheatle's life is the basis for an episode of McQueen's Small Axe airing November 2020. 'Grabs your heart, not with pity but wonder that such beauty can come from such a life' The Independent ‘She wondered what kind of world she had brought her two daughters into – the tedious cycle of rural Jamaican life. No chance for them to set off upon adventures and see the outside world.’ But sisters Jenny and Hortense Rodney, descendants of the fierce Maroon people, do get to see the outside world, and Island Songs is their story. Growing up in rural Claremont, working amid the hustle and bustle, lawn parties and ‘houses of joy’ in Trenchtown, the two sisters take a chance and move to England with their husbands, that far-off land of riches, where they settle down to motherhood among the jazz cafés and bleak streets of Brixton. A hauntingly beautifully written evocation of twentieth-century Jamaica, its history and traditions, Island Songs is an epic of love, laughter and sorely tested family loyalties. Many stories are told, but many more secrets are never revealed.

Download or read book Monster s Spell written by Ariel Dawn and published by Naughty Nights Press LLC. This book was released on 2023-10-17 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The magic of love is in the air… Violet When I arrived at Blackthorn Academy, I was hoping to find answers. Like how to control my chaotic magic, or where I came from. I certainly wasn’t expecting to find Bane Locke—a hot incubus who makes my virginal panties melt and my heart swoon. The fact that I’ve revived a legendary forest, I keep getting visions of castles, and all I can think about is Bane and I all tangled up together, has only given me more questions and fewer answers. Is the bond I feel between us just a product of Bane’s lustful magic, or is it something more? Something legendary? Bane The last thing I need is another companion to warm my bed after what happened last year, but the moment I run into Violet McCreanor—Blackthorn’s newest little ingénue—I know I’m doomed. Not just because she smells like heaven, or because I can’t stop thinking about her, but because the bond I feel with her is more than magic, more than lust. She is my Anam Cara, my soul’s mate. But with my cursed history, can I overcome my demons with the possibility of finding what I desire most? A mate? Or will history repeat itself and destroy the last bit of hope I have? Monster’s Spell is book three in the Blackthorn Academy for Supernaturals shared world, featuring a curious, curvy witch, a bad boy incubus, and swoon-worthy romance.

Download or read book Hell Yes written by Ugo Rondinone and published by Hatje Cantz. This book was released on 2000 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written and drawn in Indian ink, Ugo Rondinone's Diaries have played an important role in the Swiss artist's oeuvre since the early 1990s. The Diaries are conceived as notations covering an entire year, and titled 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996 etc.--yet both the contents and the titles of the works are completely fictitious. In his sheets, formally inspired by underground comics, Rondinone blends fiction with the mimesis of authenticity, leading readers in and out of intimate--and lonely--spaces and times. These works constitute a kind of report about subjective experience sounding out, bearing, manipulating, and stylizing the borders of collective experience, testing the limits of boredom, rapture, love, failure, and excess. The artist's book Hell, Yes newly regroups various elements of Rondinone's oeuvre--he translates the illustrations and text of his Diaries into photography and printed text, combining his photographic series In the Sweet Years Remaining with the 1998 Diary into a filmic whole. Also included here is an appendix that features, for the first time, all of Rondinone's diary texts in English.

Download or read book Guerilla Street Theater written by Henry Lesnick and published by . This book was released on 1973 with total page 458 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Death to All Monsters written by Theophilus Monroe and published by Theophilus Monroe. This book was released on 2024-08-17 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I hunt monsters, but not for glory or money. I'm searching for my wife. A decade ago, she was taken. Now, I've found a clue. The twisted horns. The eerie glow in its eyes. Is this the creature I've been chasing? Time is running out. Hope blurs with madness. Can I confront the past without losing myself to vengeance? Will I find her, or become the very thing I hunt? Death to All Monsters is the first book in the pulse-pounding Sebastian Winter series. Dive into a world where not all monsters are guilty, and not all hunters play by the rules. If you crave urban fantasy with a gritty edge, witty banter, and heart-stopping action, this book is for you. Perfect for fans of Jim Butcher's Dresden Files and the Winchester brothers from Supernatural. Don't miss out on this thrilling new series - grab your copy now and join the hunt!

Download or read book Monster s Magic written by Julie Morgan and published by Naughty Nights Press LLC. This book was released on 2024-01-09 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When this necromancer meets her fated mate, sparks fly, but so do chaos and tragedy. When Teagan Osborn’s family becomes the target of corruption by the very people who vow to keep them safe, who can she trust? Blackthorn Academy has been the escape and safety harbor for many who possess special talents and skills, but what happens when that threat follows Teagan to the secluded hideaway of Northumberland Island? Finding solace in the arms of a dark elf named Shayde Drargokin, and the love of her best friend, Evie Woods, she feels unstoppable… until one of her most trusted allies commits an unthinkable act of deceit. Come read Teagan’s story of love, betrayal, and forgiveness in this action-packed tale in the Blackthorn Academy shared world. Monster’s Magic is book seven in the Blackthorn Academy for Supernaturals shared world, featuring a tragically broken necromancer, an alluring dark elf warrior, and more.