Download or read book Merry Christmas You Fucking Cunt written by Happiness Your Happiness Your Own Way and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-30 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give this Christmas a funny journal instead of those boring cards, because well who doesn't like to write them feelings off (or a shit list or two). This is the sassy Christmas gift you can wrap up and give to your "dead inside" coworker, aunt with humor or your tired ass girl. You will get a festive interior with holiday quotes (and some swearing). Click on "look inside" to check it out yourself. 95 pages of shit 6" x 9" It will even make that boring ass uncle laugh

Download or read book Christmas written by Simon Stephens and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seasonal new play by London's most prolific and evocative playwright People don't mourn out of love, they mourn out of fear and the fear makes them stop. Michael, Billy and Giuseppe are biding their time before Christmas away from their loved ones. When Charlie comes in with his cello, and a fear of stepping outside the door because he's been told today is the day that he'll die, they know that this'll be a long night. Set over the course of one night in a bar in East London, Simon Stephens' play is a slow-burning, evocative play about selling up, growing old and moving on.A major new voice in British theatre Scotsman

Download or read book Trutor the Balloonist written by Debbie Lee Wesselmann and published by MacAdam/Cage Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An abused wife seeks refuge and solace in the home of a friend and in the task of editing his sister's memoirs.

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Download or read book Blood Ties written by Cruz Geraldo Cruz and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no calm before the Storm Detective Jake Castillo returns with a vengeance in Dark Storm, the second installment of the Blood Ties trilogy. Two years after the Night Slasher killings, Castillo finds himself slowly losing control of everything in his life his relationship with his son is non-existent, and his friendships on the force are deteriorating due to his increasingly reckless ways. Jake's vendetta against Frank Colon has also come to a momentary pause due to the detective's relationship with the crimelord's daughter, Melissa. But the two enemies form an uneasy alliance when Melissa becomes involved with King Mike Ramirez, a young upstart who has become a threat to Colon's criminal empire. Jake's intervention quickly leads to him getting caught in the middle of a war between the two men. In the midst of these distractions, Jake finds himself the target of a vicious killer who is determined to pick up where Kurt Austin left off, leaving a trail of bodies for the detective to find as he challenges Jake to stop him. A violent tale of family loyalty and revenge, Blood Ties: Dark Storm is the gritty continuation of the saga of Jake Castillo, a New York City detective who survives the streets of a corrupt and wicked city by delivering his own brand of justice.

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Download or read book Euphoria written by Elin Cullhed and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2022-10-06 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SHORTLISTED FOR THE BERNARD SHAW PRIZE A woman’s life, erupting with brilliance and promise, is fissured by betrayal and the pressures of duty. What had once seemed a pastoral family idyll has become a trap, and she struggles between being the wife and mother she is bound to be and yearning for so much more. The woman in question is Sylvia Plath in the final year of her life. As Plath’s marriage to Ted Hughes unravels, Sylvia turns increasingly to writing to express her pain and loss, yet also her resilience and power. She has decided to die, but the art she creates in her final weeks will set her name, and the world, ablaze.

Download or read book Margaret Thatcher written by Charles Moore and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 880 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In June 1983 Margaret Thatcher won the biggest increase in a government's Parliamentary majority in British electoral history. Over the next four years, as Charles Moore relates in this central volume of his uniquely authoritative biography, Britain's first woman prime minister changed the course of her country's history and that of the world, often by sheer force of will. The book reveals as never before how she faced down the Miners' Strike, transformed relations with Europe, privatized the commanding heights of British industry and continued the reinvigoration of the British economy. It describes her role on the world stage with dramatic immediacy, identifying Mikhail Gorbachev as 'a man to do business with' before he became leader of the Soviet Union, and then persistently pushing him and Ronald Reagan, her great ideological soulmate, to order world affairs according to her vision. For the only time since Churchill, she ensured that Britain had a central place in dealings between the superpowers. But even at her zenith she was beset by difficulties. The beloved Reagan two-timed her during the US invasion of Grenada. She lost the minister to whom she was personally closest to scandal and almost had to resign as a result of the Westland affair. She found herself isolated within her own government over Europe. She was at odds with the Queen over the Commonwealth and South Africa. She bullied senior colleagues and she set in motion the poll tax. Both these last would later return to wound her, fatally. In all this, Charles Moore has had unprecedented access to all Mrs Thatcher's private and government papers. The participants in the events described have been so frank in interview that we feel we are eavesdropping on their conversations as they pass. We look over Mrs Thatcher's shoulder as she vigorously annotates documents, so seeing her views on many particular issues in detail, and we understand for the first time how closely she relied on a handful of trusted advisors to help shape her views and carry out her will. We see her as a public performer, an often anxious mother, a workaholic and the first woman in western democratic history who truly came to dominate her country in her time. In the early hours of 12 October 1984, during the Conservative party conference in Brighton, the IRA attempted to assassinate her. She carried on within hours to give her leader's speech at the conference (and later went on to sign the Anglo-Irish agreement). One of her many left-wing critics, watching her that day, said 'I don't approve of her as Prime Minister, but by God she's a great tank commander.' This titanic figure, with all her capacities and all her flaws, storms from these pages as from no other book.

Download or read book Never Fuck Up written by Jens Lapidus and published by Vintage Crime/Black Lizard. This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the same raw energy and verve he displayed in Easy Money, Jens Lapidus delivers an electrifying tale of Stockholm's vicious underworld. Mahmud is fresh out of jail, but he's forced to work for a brutal mob boss to pay off his debts to a drug lord. Niklas, a mercenary and weapons expert with an appetite for vigilante justice, is back in Sweden and plans to keep a low profile. But the discovery of a murdered man in his mother's building severely threatens those plans. Thomas, the volatile detective on the case, finding his efforts suspiciously stymied and the evidence tampered with, goes off the grid in search of the truth. But as the paths of these three men intertwine and the identity of the murdered man is revealed, crimes and secrets bigger, deeper, and darker than a mere murder will come to light.

Download or read book A Christmas Arrangement written by KIA Valcent and published by DarkRoyalty Books. This book was released on 2023-12-26 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Immerse yourself in this Christmas story's enchanting and heartwarming world about a man’s desperate plan for a holiday wife. Cassian, who had been cut off from his family for 8 years because of his brother's betrayal, received a heartfelt request from his mother and grandmother to return home for Christmas and reconcile with his family. As a gesture of goodwill to his grandmother, who yearned to see him one last time before she passed, he agreed to bury the hatchet and visit them for the holidays. However, his plans took a drastic turn when he caught his would-be wife cheating on him. To avoid the taunting and humiliation from his older brother, Cassian took a desperate measure. Spotting a stranger named Ahmanie in a parking lot, he impulsively proposed that she pretend to be his wife for the holidays.

Download or read book Stephens Plays 1 written by Simon Stephens and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First collection from the 2004 Pearson Award-winning playwright Simon Stephens Plays: 1 brings together four of the early plays from the winner of the 2002 Pearson Best New Play Award. Since Bluebird in 1998, Stephens has gained recognition for humane plays that display a sharp observation and compassionate response to the lives of ordinary people in urban locations. Bluebird: Cabbie Jimmy overhears the weird, wonderful and violent tales of his passengers he confronts his past and his estranged wife. 'A rough gem of a play' - The Times Christmas: One night in an East end pub, four men confront their past and brace themselves for an uncertain future. 'Beautifully crafted' - What's On Herons: The disturbing story of one teenager on a violent estate in London, which saw Stephens nominated for an Olivier Award for Most Promising Playwright in 2001. Port: One woman's struggle to cope with and finally escape her life in Stockport. (Winner of Pearson Award for Best New Play.) 'A brilliant writer of immense imagination with an acute observation of people's foibles' - Independent

Download or read book The People We Hate at the Wedding written by Grant Ginder and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Paul and Alice's half-sister Eloise is getting married in [England]. There will be fancy hotels, dinners at 'it' restaurants, and a reception at a country estate complete with tea lights and embroidered cloth napkins. They couldn't hate it more. [This] is the story of a less than perfect family"--

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Download or read book Urban Smuggler written by Andrew Pritchard and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-03-04 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Urban Smuggler chronicles the rollicking life story of one of the most prolific smugglers of our time. After leaving school at 14, Andrew Pritchard started out selling weed at house parties before moving on to run some of the biggest warehouse raves of the acid-house era. The money began to roll in, but with it came trouble, and when someone was murdered at one of his parties he was forced to go on the run to Jamaica. It was there that Pritchard learned the tricks of the smuggling trade, and with corrupt UK Customs officers in his pocket it seemed that nothing could go wrong. But then someone in his network used his supply chain to start shifting industrial amounts of cocaine. When he went to meet a shipment of counterfeit cigars, he was seized by a Customs task force and arrested when the goods turned out to be half a ton of premium-grade cocaine. Following two controversial trials, Pritchard was acquitted after eighteen months on remand. In Urban Smuggler, he reveals just how easy it can be to import shiploads of contraband into the UK and exposes the corruption within the law-enforcement agencies tasked to tackle this kind of crime. Here, then, is the inside story of how to become an 'urban smuggler'.

Download or read book The Hospitality Terrorist written by Jason Aidan Smith and published by Australian Self Publishing Group. This book was released on 2020 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jason Smith has been managing restaurants in Sydney for 25 years. His hard hitting tell all memoir takes you behind the scenes in hospitality from a waiter’s perspective. It includes all the secrets to running a good restaurant and dishes the dirt on what they all get up to when no one is looking, including the shenanigans. You will get an insight into the chefs, waiters, customers, tipping and everything you’ve always wanted to know.

Download or read book Ice Shelf written by Anne Kennedy and published by Victoria University Press. This book was released on 2019-03-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The?Ice?Shelf:?an?eco-comedyOn the eve of flying to Antarctica to take up an arts fellowship, thirty-something Janice, recently separated, has a long night of remembrance, regret and realisation as she goes about the city looking for a friend to take care of her fridge while she’s away. En route she discards section after section of her manuscript in the spirit of editing The Ice Shelf into a stronger, sleeker work of literature.The Ice Shelf is an electrifying allegory for the dangers of wasting love and other non-renewable resources.

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