Download or read book Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Fuck Buddy written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUNNY ADULT CHRISTMAS CARD JOURNAL AND NOTEBOOK It's the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas of course! Everyone loves this special holiday and it's not just about the gifts you receive, but also the ones you get to share with others as well. Spending time with friends and family during the holidays is wonderful, and so if sharing laughter with funny gifts and creative notebooks and journals that you might be sharing with each other. That is exactly what will be accomplished with this original and custom designed Santa Claus and Christmas notebook with a funny message. No matter if you are looking for a fun little gift for a friend or family member, or a nice prank gift for your white elephant or secret Santa event, we are sure you will love everything this booklet has to offer. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "To" and "From", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book -- just like as if Santa was deliver a gift to someone right out his of sack of goodies. This way, not only is it like a Holiday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a a nice light and dark blue diamond design with white words, and a Santa Reindeer and Snowman on the back cover. The front design has a custom message and holiday inspired cartoon and message as well. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!

Download or read book Gifting Me To His Best Friend written by Katee Robert and published by Trinkets and Tales LLC. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Christmas, my husband is going with an unconventional gift for his best friend. Me. It’s only supposed to be for one night… But one night becomes two, becomes our entire vacation. There are no rules except the ones we make, and sharing me brings both Derek and Grayson closer than any of us could have imagined. This year, what happens in our bedroom will put all three of us on Santa’s Naughty List. *Sword-cross guarantee* In Gifting Me to His Best Friend, you’ll find: - Snowed in - MMF Romance - Christmas story - Friends to Lovers - Sword-cross guarantee

Download or read book Born Again This Way written by Rachel Gilson and published by . This book was released on 2020-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Addresses some of the questions raised by Christians with same-sex attraction. As a Christian who experiences same-sex attraction, is it possible to live a life that's both faithful and fulfiling? Rachel Gilson wants to show you that it is and that it's not just a case of limping to the finish line, it's possible to run the race with joy. In this powerful and personal book, she describes her own unexpected journey of coming out and coming to faith... and what came next. As she does so, she addresses many of the questions that Christians living with same-sex attraction are wrestling with: Am I consigned to a life of loneliness? How do I navigate my friendships? Will my desires ever change? Is there some greater purpose to all this? What comes next, and next, and next? Drawing on insights from the Bible and the experiences of others, Born Again This Way provides assurance and encouragement for Christians with same-sex attraction, and paints a compelling picture of discipleship for every believer. Whatever your sexuality, this book is an inspiring testimony of how a life submitted to Jesus will be fulfilling and fruitful, but not always in the ways we might expect.

Download or read book Brother s Best Friend For Christmas written by Amy Brent and published by Amy Brent. This book was released on 2020-06-05 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was my first. My everything. My brother’s best friend. Filthy-mouthed, tattooed, total womanizer. Tyler knew how to melt my panties... and my heart. But he disappeared when I needed him most. Now he's back for Christmas and I can't get him out of my head. He’s staying for Christmas. Undressing me with his eyes. I can’t forget the night he took my V-card. And I wonder what harm would it be to replay that scene now... It could help me get over him. It’s just one more night. No strings attached. Hit-it-and-quit-it. I'll finally get over him and move on with my life - once and for all. But these things have consequences. Now that Santa’s making my wish come true, I can see my whole world turning upside down. Turns out this is the hottest mistake of my life. And screwed has kind of never felt so good!

Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Download or read book All I Want for Christmas is My Dad s Best Friend written by Brill Harper and published by Brill Harper. This book was released on 2023-12-01 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He wouldn't. Until he does. We can't. Until we do. I have always been in love with Mr. Pine. What's not to crush on? He's built like a god, could cut glass with his chiseled jawline, and has a low, growly voice that makes me weak in the knees. I swear the silver in his hair makes him even hotter. (Nice.) He's also my dad's best friend. (Naughty.) But this year, when I'm home for the holidays, he's looking at me with a new hunger in his eyes, and before I know it, we're kissing in front of my parents' Christmas tree and putting the X in Xmas. Everything about us is wrong, from our age gap to his friendship with my dad. But it's beginning to feel a lot like none of that matters. This nice girl is enjoying being on the naughty list for a change. And if the fates allow, the man who was my first will also be my last. Author Confession: Mr. Pine is getting coal in his stocking this year for his foul mouth...but that's not what he's stuffing in Holly's stocking for sure. I know that the timeline of this story is ludicrous, but just let it happen. It's not even the least believable part.

Download or read book written by Henry F. Tyler and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-09-02 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Teenage Mafia Book 2 is another jewel on the book industry. Book 2 is an action packed thriller. It has a lot more venom than Book 1. After Lewis survived three shots from Redd, he wanted to make Redd along with his gang vanish. Lewis persuaded Steven to allow their crew (The Teenage Mafia) to join forces with C-Loc and his 6 St. gang. DL and Redd were already at war with C-Loc; then Steven and Lewis came along and added more destruction to a brutal battle. Lewis thought collaborating with The 6 St. gang was the perfect move because C-Loc had a small army and he hated Redd too. The envy these guys had for each other led to a school shooting, a brawl that took place at a mall, and more senseless killings. Their war became a chess game with real pieces. Read and find out which crew will capture their opponent's king and say the most honorable thing, CHECKMATE. Eric found himself in another love triangle and this time he fought his best friend Steven over his girl friend Honey. After Honey seduced Steven, he winded up sleeping with her. She recorded the sex and sent Eric some footage on his cell phone. Honey wanted sweet revenge because she discovered his sex tape made behind her back. Immediately, Eric wanted Steven dead. He decided to get some help from his untrustworthy cousin Redd. Redd had more beef than a bowl of soup. Redd and Lewis competed some more over Tammy. Tammy was confused about which guy she really wanted. Her feelings for Redd were stronger than what she would admit. Redd went all out trying to erase Lewis. While Steven was not fooling around with Honey, James's mother Zenobia caught his eyes. She found out about her son's involvement in The Teenage Mafia. Zenobia forced Steven to pull off a few robberies and bring her the prizes. Zenobia threaten to call the Police if he didn't do what she said. Steven fell in love with Zenobia; he was fascinated with her looks and sophistication. The 35 years old Zenobia was also falling in love with him-but she was unsure about going out with an 18 years old man.

Download or read book Christmas with My Best Friend s Dad written by Amy Brent and published by Amy Brent. This book was released on 2020-06-05 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stella is forced to spend time with Anthony, her best friend’s dad and realizes that those perfect abs and that HUGE package has been created for her. Yes, she can’t let anyone else have him. And so, she decides to seduce him. The game goes too long, and she ends up pregnant. Would Anthony give in to Stella’s fantasies and take ownership along with the control that he has been exercising? What if her best friend finds out?

Download or read book I Know What I m Doing and Other Lies I Tell Myself written by Jen Kirkman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jen offers up all the gory details of a life permanently in progress. She reassures you that it's okay to not have life completely figured out, even when you reach middle age (and find your first gray pubic hair). She talks about making unusual or unpopular life decisions (such as cultivating a 'friend with benefits' or not going home for the holidays) because you don't necessarily want for yourself what everyone else seems to think you should. It's about renting when everyone says you should own, dating around when everyone thinks you should settle down, and traveling alone when everyone pities you for going to Paris without a man"--Amazon.com.

Download or read book No one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day written by Tracy Bloom and published by Bookouture. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive… This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end.’ Mum Reinvented A dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out... Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she's ready yet… Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day: 'I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!' Jessica's Book Biz 'Laugh-out-loud moments throughout... worth the read just for the giggles.' Carrie's Book Reviews ‘Hilarious, I constantly laughed out loud… Great fun and highly recommended.’ Goodreads reviewer 'If you are looking for a light-hearted Christmas read with some laughs and a lot of fun, then this is definitely a book well worth reading!!' Stardust Book Reviews 'A great book full of lots of hilarious moments and tons of good old Christmas cringy events.' Goodreads reviewer ‘An enjoyable and fun read. It brings to life the stresses of family and life at the festive time of the year. The perfect read in the run up to Christmas.’ By the Letter Book Reviews 'A fun, crazy holiday read.' Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews 'I loved it!' Goodreads reviewer 'There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.' Jessica's Book Biz ‘I've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good… I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead I’ll just suggest you read it for yourself!" Rachel’s Random Reads, 5 stars ‘Had me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter, definitely a book I’m recommending – 5 stars from me!!’ Donna’s Book Blog, 5 stars ‘This really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny!’ Novel Gossip ‘Full of laugh every minute pure joy, a perfect read for getting into the spirit of festive family fun.’ Books from Dusk till Dawn, 5 stars ‘I raced through this story, not wanting it to end…a hilarious and fast-paced read and I found myself laughing my head off so often!’ On My Bookshelf, 5 stars ‘This book was soooooo funny!... I was literally laughing out loud so much while reading.’ Steph and Chris’ Book Reviews, 5 stars ‘Tracy Bloom writes with so much spirit and she knows how to make you laugh… No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day is a fun, light-hearted read that's perfect for the holidays.’ Carlene Inspired ‘Had me in stitches… I felt so Christmassy after reading this book… now being added to my list of favourite authors!’ Goodreads reviewer

Download or read book The Christmas Ranch written by David A. Ward and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Christmas Ranch is a modern-day Western. Based on a horse-and-cattle ranch outside of Roundup, Montana, the daughter of TJ Dawson is violently raped and left for dead. TJ and two friends go looking for the culprits that expand over three states. What happens after they catch the bad guys occupy the rest of the book. Its about a family that goes through hell and is blown apart but able to come together again. The book is not meant for children. Its full of twists and turns to keep the reader guessing.

Download or read book Fabricated Christmas written by Glenna Maynard and published by Glenna Maynard. This book was released on with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rule #1 - Never date your boss. Rule #2 - Under any circumstances never ever sleep with your boss. Rule #3 - Rules were meant to be broken. Finnick Wilder is rude and conceited. He's a jerk with a capital J who also happens to be devilishly handsome and my boss. I despise him, but when he says jump, I ask how high. Him dropping to one knee and proposing ranks way above how high I can jump. His demand for a fake fiancée crosses the line between fiction and reality. Yet, it seems like fate under the mistletoe. Search Terms: Holiday Romance, Christmas Romance, Contemporary Romance, Dating the boss, arranged relationship, fake boyfriend, relationship of convenience, single dad, workplace romance, forced proximity, accidental marriage, One-Night Stand, Single Parent, Small-Town, Boss/Employee, family and relationships

Download or read book The Smell of War written by Roland Bartetzko and published by . This book was released on 2018-01-20 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roland Bartetzko is a former soldier with the German Army, the Kosovo Liberation Army, and Croatian Defense Council and took part in extensive engagements during the conflicts in the Balkans. These are his memories of dangerous, deadly, and sometimes funny times. It is the true story of what the war was like in Bosnia and in Kosovo. Combined with the stories are his 'observations' about the military tactics that were applied in these conflicts. They provide practical advice for soldiers and civilians on how to survive in a war zone.

Download or read book Christmas in Paris written by Anita Hughes and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Isabel Lawson was supposed to be visiting the Christmas tree in the Place de la Concorde, and eating escargots and macaroons with her new husband on their honeymoon. But a week before the wedding, she called it off. Neil suddenly decided to take over his grandparents' farm. Isabel, an ambitious Philadelphia financial analyst, wasn't ready to trade her briefcase for a pair of rubber boots and a saddle. Using their honeymoon tickets for herself would give her a chance to clear her head-- until she locks herself out on the balcony in the middle of winter. Thankfully her neighbor Alec, a French children's illustrator, comes to her rescue. He too is nursing a broken heart for the holidays ...

Download or read book Your Best Friend written by Julie Corbin and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2024-10-03 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Addictive and twisty... once you start reading you won't want to stop' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ When Tess hears Lydia Green is moving back to the village, she is full of excitement. As teenagers, Tess and Lydia were inseparable. Until the end of that last summer when Lydia suddenly moved away. With the recent loss of her husband and two small children to care for, Tess could really use the support of her old best friend. It feels like a bright spot of light in such a difficult time. Like fate has brought Lydia back to her. But when Tess sees Lydia for the first time in decades, in front of all the other mums at Saturday sport, Lydia pretends not to know her. Tess can't believe Lydia would lie to her face in front of the whole village, or that she seems to want nothing to do with her. Is Lydia playing some kind of twisted game? Or did Tess not really know her best friend as well as she once thought... Don't miss the next heart-stopping thriller from Julie Corbin, perfect for fans of Louise Candlish and CL Taylor. Readers LOVE Your Best Friend: 'It's safe to say I was gripped from start to end' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ '[A] must-read' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'A fantastic thriller' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'Fabulous read' Reader review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Download or read book Wilde Ways Box Set Volume Three written by Cynthia Eden and published by Hocus Pocus Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 892 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A slow-burn romance. A red-hot reunited lovers story. And an intense case of opposites attracting…are you ready for the next group of Wilde romances? This box set includes the following action-packed, fun, and dangerous books: CROSSING THE LINE, COUNTING ON COLE, and CHASE AFTER ME. CROSSING THE LINE (Wilde Ways, Book 7) Partners…with benefits. Linc Dalton knows that he is supposed to keep his hands off his partner…well, unless he is protecting Blair Kincaid’s gorgeous body. She’s his partner at an elite security and protection firm. Their job is to guard the wealthy, to take out the bad guys, and to generally kick butt. He trusts Blair completely. He admires her strength and courage. And he wants her desperately. Not that he ever intends to let her know that fun fact. Instead, he keeps up a fake persona where he offers her jokes and flippant comments. Blair is straight-laced. By-the-book. Always by-the-book. Linc likes things a bit wilder. Control isn’t his strong suit, but, with a massive effort, he’s kept his control in place around Blair. With Blair, he’s on his best behavior…until he isn’t. Until they get a new case. Until they have to go undercover as lovers… COUNTING ON COLE (Wilde Ways, Book 8) Cole Vincent never expected to see Evangeline Lake again. Back in the dark and bloody day, he’d been hired by her brother to save her in a mission that went straight to hell. Evangeline had been kidnapped and held for ransom, but he’d been sent in with a covert team to get her out. Thrown together in the dark, a stunning attraction burned through them. But she wasn’t meant to be with an ex-soldier who had a past that was littered with secrets and death. She went back to her fancy world. He went back to hunting. Tried to forget her. Case closed. But the past is coming back to attack. Evie’s kidnapper was never caught, and when she’s nearly abducted in New York, her brother calls in the one man that he knows he can count on…the one man who has proven he can protect Evie from the worst threats out there. The one man that Evie absolutely, positively does not want to see again…The only man she’s ever loved—Cole. CHASE AFTER ME (Wilde Ways, Book 9) Chase Durant’s newest assignment goes wrong from the moment he meets Vivian Wayne. She’s not cold and calculating. The scientist is charming, funny, and absolutely freaking gorgeous. He’s supposed to be seducing secrets out of her. She’s supposed to be a selling classified intel. She’s supposed to be bad. Doesn’t take long for the Wilde agent to realize that Vivian has been set-up, and the folks setting her up thought they could use Wilde to do their dirty work. Thought they could use Chase in order to make Vivian vulnerable so that she’d be the perfect target. Instead of using her, Chase is determined to protect Vivian. The only problem? He’s been lying to her from day one, and things have…heated up between them. More like gone molten. Because Chase wants her more than he’s ever wanted anyone, and he’s not about to step back and let another agent take over her case. Vivian needs protecting, and he’s just the man for the job.

Download or read book Double Down written by MB Austin and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After losing lives on a mission gone wrong, Maji Rios feels anything but ready for a covert operation to protect volatile Spanish pop star Erlea from the paparazzi and death threats. Celeste, in-house physician for the hotel hosting Erlea’s show, has had enough of putting on a pretty face for the public to protect celebrities. That mistake cost her a thriving sports medicine practice and her trust in herself. When an unlikely friendship with Erlea turns deeper, she has a choice to make—run or double down on love. Somewhere on her climb to fame, Erlea’s reputation as the wild child of Europe’s pop scene overtook her love for creating music. Can she reclaim her personal and artistic integrity with the help of the two women working to keep her life from imploding?