Download or read book Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon not So Straight Answers From America s Most Outrageous Gay Sex Colum written by Michael Alvear and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2014-11-06 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion About Your Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book. . . Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered, but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking gift for the gratuitous insult. In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how you can ejaculate farther to how you can take--ahem--more cargo on your loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion of a caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors and psychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. The result is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politically incorrect opinion and withering sarcasm. Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they're like a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay men have about sex. Here's a sampling of what you'll learn: . . . Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms. Get over it. . . . The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around. Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it. . . . Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and more powerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old. . . . 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual side effects. And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you can blame on medicine. With buzz-saw wit, Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon will leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything you need to know about sex.
Download or read book Bacon and Hams written by George J. Nicholls and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Meet Attract Text Hotter Guys written by Woody Miller and published by Woodpecker Media. This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 GAY DATING GUIDES FOR ONE LOW PRICE!1. MEET Hotter Guys: Wildly clever ways to strike up conversations 2. ATTRACT Hotter Guys: The first body language guide for gay men 3. TEXT Hotter Guys:The only gay texting guide that ensures dates and hookups The Best Selling Gay Dating Guides On Amazon Are Having A Three-Way!Now you can buy the 3-book series for one low price. Written by “The East Coast Dan Savage,” Woody Miller is a gay dating advice columnist and former host of HBO’s The Sex Inspectors. Book #1: MEET HOTTER GUYSThis manual will help you develop rock star confidence. Imagine being able to walk into a room and get noticed right away. You wouldn’t be afraid of rejection. You’d be able to start conversations with anyone anywhere at any time. And those conversations would capture the imagination, stir curiosity and set the stage for a real connection. You’d be able to start a conversation with a good-looking guy who doesn’t look interested and charm him into wanting you. You’d know how to disarm guys who think you may be hitting on them so they’ll relax enough to have a conversation (and give you a chance to see you as a potential partner them). You’d know how to prevent ‘conversation stalling” and awkward silences. Book #2: ATTRACT HOTTER GUYSAre you subconsciously sending “go away” signals to cute guys? Look in the mirror. Your body language may be all wrong. It’s a good bet that half the guys you like are turned off by your body language. This guide will show you how to use seductive body language to make yourself more approachable. You'll learn how to: * Shake hands * Lean in (or away) * Point your feet (yes, feet, long story) * Angle in a certain way during conversations * The direction you approach guys you want to meet * The way you look at guys you're interested in * The way you use your body to catch their attention * The way you use your hands to gesture. Book #3: TEXT HOTTER GUYSHow long should you wait to text? Why is he taking so long to respond? How can you come up with consistently clever texts? How do you amp up the romantic or sexual tension? How do you get shy guys to ask for your number? How do you turn distant guys into passionate dates? How do you get guys to pursue you. The first texting guide for gay men answers all these questions. You'll also learn how to: * Say something clever. * Create attraction. * Turn his texts into calls. * What to say on that first phone call. * Post-date texting that ll heat up the sexual and romantic tension. * What to do if you’re only in it for the sex. Save Money & Improve Your Love Life!Bought separately, these books would cost $23.97 but they're yours for $9.99 as a bundle. Scroll up, click the buy button and enjoy your soup!
Download or read book Gendered Outcasts and Sexual Outlaws written by Chris Kendall and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2012-12-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A candid re-examination of what it means to be a gay man Gendered Outcasts and Sexual Outlaws: Sexual Oppression and Gender Hierarchies in Queer Men’s Lives explores the impact and effects of sexual oppression and power relationships within the gay male community. This controversial book features thoughtful and provocative essays from authors, educators, and activists who challenge the stigmatization and issues of power they face as gay men who don’t fit the masculine mold formed by the gay porn industry and the media. Their poignant words reveal the sting of finding discrimination and alienation where least expected as the rise of sexualized hyper-masculinity, racism, and femiphobia among gay men has created a need to re-examine appropriate gay male identity and sexuality. Editors Christopher Kendall and Wayne Martino, who have written about and researched the negative side of gay male pornography, the links between sexism and homophobia, gay male suicide, and the impact of masculinity and sexuality on gay men, divide the book’s powerful essays into two sections: “The Dynamics of Sex/Gender Oppression” and “When Gender Harms and Oppression Becomes the Norm.” The first section challenges the assumptions that form the basis of gay male identity. Relying on the work of radical feminists and cultural theorists, the authors explore the meaning of “gender” in a society that expects men to act according to a masculine ideal—and punishes them when they don’t. The book’s second section analyzes the reality of gender oppression caused by inequality and sexualized gender hierarchies. Contributors discuss what can happen when gay men take seriously the sexual role models that are offered and what happens if they dare to reject them. Gendered Outcasts and Sexual Outlaws examines: effeminacy in gay men’s lives the idealization of the gay male body straight-acting masculinities and the rejection of the feminine narcissism, masculinity, and body absorption racialized masculinity the feminization of the Asian gay male in gay pornography gay male rape domestic violence and much more! Gendered Outcasts and Sexual Outlaws is an eye-opening re-evaluation of what being “gay” means, why being gay is still considered socially unacceptable, and how the gay male community can respond to systemic stigmatization and hate.
Download or read book The Flirty Text Message Helper Witty Texts For Clever People written by Michael Alvear and published by Woodpecker Media. This book was released on 2015-01-08 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met? Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers. Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example: You: STOP. Likely reply: Stop what? You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now. Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this: You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night! Likely reply: What? You: Oh, crap! Wrong person! What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this: "I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.” Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this: You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! Likely reply: ??? You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT! With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again! And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation: 1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow 2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty 3. You want to make them laugh. 4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times 5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye 6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking. 7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny) 8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back 9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread 10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky 11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier 12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two 13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy 14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call 15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex 16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom 17. You’re falling in love 18. You screwed up 19. Fun Phrases The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You! Download It Today. Use It Tonight!
Download or read book Cultural Encyclopedia of the Penis written by Michael Kimmel and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2014-09-26 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peter. Pecker. Wiener. Dick. Schlong. Penis. Whatever we choose to call it, the penis is more than just a body part. This A-to-Z encyclopedia explores the cultural meanings, interpretations, and activities associated with the penis over the centuries and across cultures. Scholars, activists, researchers and clinicians delve into the penis in antiquity, in art, in religion, in politics, in media, in music, and in the cultural imagination. They examine the penis as a problem, a fetishized commodity, a weapon, an object of play. Penile décor and fashions—from piercings to koteka—are treated with equal dignity. Explanation of common medical terms and not-so-common subcultural practices add to the broad scope of the book. Taken together, the Cultural Encyclopedia of the Penis offers refreshing, thoughtful, and wide-ranging insight into this malleable, meaningful body part.
Download or read book Atlanta Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 2005-02 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region. Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region.
Download or read book Reeling in the Years written by Tim Bergling and published by Psychology Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Reeling in the Years illustrates the wide range of emotions at work in younger/older gay male relationships - from fear and loathing to love and happiness. Beneath the bitchy asides, passionate relationships, rock-solid friendships, and hateful distrust, men struggle to answer the question: "Can older gay men really be friends with younger gay men?" In their own words, hundreds of men discuss what it's like to be 16, 28, 40, or 70, examining myth and reality about age and aging from different attitudes and perspectives."--Jacket.
Download or read book Alexander The Great A Gayish Biography written by Dr. William Arnett and published by Woodpecker Media. This book was released on with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” -- Cynic Philosophers, about 2,000 years ago In this hilarious and meticulously researched biography, Humanities professor and sometime standup comic Dr. Will Arnett reveals the truth about Alexander: The greatest military hero of all time was also the biggest drama queen who ever lived. He’s Here, He’s Queer And He Doesn’t Like Your End Tables. From Hephastion, his boyfriend of 19 years to Bagoas, his shatteringly beautiful Persian boy toy, Alexander The Great ruled as a king but lived as a queen. He conquered most of the known world, unified it with a common language, imbued it with religious tolerance, and enriched it with racial diversity. He founded close to 70 cities across Turkey, Asia, Central Europe and the Middle East. Yet he cried easily. He threatened suicide if he didn’t get his way. He talked in exclamation marks! He loved to wear outrageous clothes. Everything was an emergency. He could throw hissy fits that would take Liza Minelli’s breath away. And he was so vain his own officers rubbed Preparation H on his ego. It’s the interplay between his personal fabulousness and his public greatness that makes Alexander the Great one of the most exhilarating characters in world history. And so ripe for comedy. As over-the-top as Alexander could be, he was no Liberace in fatigues. If you’re thinking Sean Hayes in Will & Grace leading 40,000 men across the desert, think again. If you’re thinking Bruce Vilanch in hand-to-hand combat you’re deluded. If you’re thinking Michael Musto slitting his enemy’s throats with a nail file, stop thinking--please, you’re giving us a headache. Instead, think Patton taking bubble baths, or McArthur in moo-moos, or Schwarzkopf with fag hags. If you locked Alexander in a room with these generals and threw in a knife, only Alexander would walk out without needing medical attention. And he’d walk out like Evita too: On the terrace, arms out-stretched, greeting the adoring crowds below. A Snippet From The Book: Alexander liked to shave his face. This shocked his countrymen, who almost to a man sported beards. Remember, the last of Cromagnon man had croaked, like, three weeks earlier. If the Greeks had been born just a few generations sooner they wouldn’t have been able to walk upright without dragging their knuckles across the ground. Alexander rationalized his shaving as a combat advantage. If the enemy couldn’t grab you by the beard he’d have a harder time killing you. Historians have waved their bullshit detector over that one and can’t decide if they believe him. Let’s just say there’s a whole school of thought that says Alexander didn’t like hair on his face for the same reason Narcissus didn’t like ripples in the water—it got in the way of the view. Upon seeing him fresh-shaven, lots of people raised their eyebrows, but nobody raised a stink. You just didn’t do that to the guy who kicked the world’s ass. In fact, Alexander started a craze and soon everyone was going bare faced. Philip, Alexander’s father, must have been spinning in his grave, seeing the army’s energy wasted on something as girlie as shaving. “Christ! What are we running, a spa?!” he would have bellowed. “What’s next, botox and chemical peels?!” Luckily, Christ hadn’t been born yet, so Philip hadn’t technically taken the Lord’s name in vain. Dr. Arnett takes us on a wild, comedic ride through Alexander’s life—from his early childhood (Aristotle was one of his teachers) to his famous battles, to his 19-year relationship with his boyfriend Hephastion to his ultimate death. Get ready to meet Alexander the Fabulous--the man who went down on history and came up smiling.
Download or read book How to Date Like a Grown Up written by Lisa Daily and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Witty and smart, this is a must-read for any woman ready to find Mr. Right. Or at least Mr. Right Now." Christopher Hopkins, Oprah's Makeover Guy and author of Staging Your Comeback: A Complete Beauty Revival for Women Over 45 By the time you hit forty, you have a pretty good idea of what you want when it comes to dating, love, and romance. But how do you get it? HOW TO DATE LIKE A GROWN-UP will tell you everything you need to know to find the love you're looking for (even after a long marriage or other dating hiatus), how to get married (if that's what you're after), or how to just get lucky. Dating expert, bestselling author, and TV personality Lisa Daily (Daytime) uses her hilarious and compassionate voice to offer up realistic, counterintuitive advice that will help you finally find the relationship (and the guy) you deserve, including: Where (and how) to meet better men 5 easy tips to chat up any stranger What you may be doing to make yourself a magnet for losers How to deal with the pitfalls and fringe benefits of dating younger men Little-known secrets to dramatically improve your dating odds How to break it to your kids that you have a better social life than they do A foolproof way to find the best dating site for you How to face getting naked in front of someone new for the first time How to accommodate changes in your body (and the little blue pill) The one simple thing you can do in the bedroom that will make a man speed up his marriage proposal Why men are rushing to the altar, and why you might just want to wait Dating: It's Not Just For Kids Anymore
Download or read book The Guide To Gay Texting written by Woody Miller and published by Woodpecker Media. This book was released on 2015-01-08 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Only Flirty Texting Guide Written For Gay Men!The techniques in this gay texting guide will: • Turn his ambivalence into an obsession. • Help you develop a sense of texting humor that makes hotties want to get with you. • Get that distant guy to pay more attention. • Provide common texting scenarios and solutions to keep his attention on you. • Avoid being friend-zoned. • Use “multiple threads” to avoid conversational dead-ends. • Dip into a catalog of 300+ witty pre-written texts when you can’t think of something yourself. The Art Of Gay Texting: How To Make Guys Obsess Over You. Step 1: USE WILDLY CLEVER WAYS TO GET HIS PHONE NUMBER(or get him to ask you for yours). See 10 vivid examples of how to get his phone number. Too shy to ask? Read the 6 Clever Ways To Get Him To Ask You For Your Number. Step 2: IS HE DISTANT? SPARK HIS INTEREST. Do it with fun, quirky texts that make him look forward to hearing his phone ding. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Daft and Punk is a little over the top?" Learn the 9 Must-Know Tactics To Texting Guys Who Aren’t Showing Much Interest. You’ll have him panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on p. 25-36. Step 3: GET GUYS TO CHASE YOU. See dozens of “dialogues” showing you ways to ramp up the romantic tension. Comes with my “Text Timing Chart” –showing you how to time your texts, and how long to wait to respond to his. Step 4: TEXT SOMETHING WITTY. Learn the 7 Biggest Texting Mistakes Most Gay Guys Make (And how to avoid them). Try my catalog of 300+ irresistible, witty texts. They’ll capture his attention, peak his curiosity and set the stage for a strong attraction. Step 5: TURN HIM ON. The word-for-word suggestions in this gay guide to texting are GUARANTEED to make him look at you and think, “Tonight just got more interesting.” These gay flirt texting tips are all on Pages 47-85. Step 6: GET HIM TO CALL YOU. Stop ‘texturbating!” You got his number to meet not text. Find out the 5 ways you can get him to call if he doesn’t do it on his own. You’re worth a phone call. All on P. 29-42. Step 7: HOW TO HANDLE THAT FIRST PHONE CALL. Prevent “conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. Rephrase boring questions into interesting comments.Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 37-60. Step 8: POST-DATE TEXTING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING. You asked him out (or got him to ask). Great. Date go well? Then use the charming text threads in this book. If the date didn’t go well (damn, boy, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you still want to see him then read my chapter on “redemption texting.” Don’t want another date? (he was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears?) See great examples of how to turn him down or turn him into a friend. Text Your Way Into His Heart. Or His Pants. Scroll up, click the buy button and start texting something fabulous!
Download or read book Priceless written by Charles Decker and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-12-04 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cora Tyler works at the Hotel Metronome in San Francisco, and shes always seeking to learn new things. A chance meeting on a train with an employee at a hotel in New York City, Ari, gives her the chance to share her business insights. Their lively discussion gets them both thinking about delivering excellent customer service. While Cora makes it point to focus on details such as remembering the names of guests, Ari admits that he usually cant even pronounce their names. Unlike Cora, the members of his team rarely try that hard to create what she calls customer delight. Cora and Ari chat extensively, and they stay in touch after their lively discussion. By joining them on their journey, youll learn how to: improve time management skills; communicate better in person and in writing; deliver service that exceeds expectations; handle and resolve customer complaints. Youll also learn the Ten Commandments of Business and discover the importance of managing the most important thing of all your attitude. When you do that, youll be on your way to turning your customers into evangelists, and that alone is Priceless.
Download or read book The Advocate written by and published by . This book was released on 2003-11-11 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Advocate is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) monthly newsmagazine. Established in 1967, it is the oldest continuing LGBT publication in the United States.
Download or read book Atlanta written by and published by . This book was released on 2003-05 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region. Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region.
Download or read book Atlanta Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 2005-02 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region. Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region.
Download or read book The Advocate written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 746 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Single Minded written by Lisa Daily and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-06-27 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex has planned and executed her life with laser focus since she first met her future husband at the play-doh table on the first day of kindergarten. They have a terrific life, a gorgeous house on the bay, and fantastic careers they love. There's only one problem: Alex's husband has a secret. A big one. Now, Alex’s perfectly planned life has completely fallen apart, her biological clock is starting to feel like the timer on a nuclear device, and she finds herself drooling over her completely-dreamy-but-definitely-off-limits client, a star chef opening a hot new restaurant. Armed with dating guidance from her oddball collection of advisers—including her gay ex-husband, a foul-mouthed political consultant, a perkily masochistic yogi, and a pot-smoking octogenarian—Alex navigates the booby-trapped world of modern dating, in her search for a second chance at love in Single-Minded by Lisa Daily.
