Download or read book Man the Fuck Up written by S Kincaid and published by Makers Communications. This book was released on 2015-02-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Man the F**k Up is a bedtime story for those in the real world today, where a white knight of strength and power protecting and honoring his fair lady is indeed left for the fairy tales. Before any guy or gal starts to count sheep for the night, Man the F**k Up is sure to provide a laugh or two on how times have'a changed.
Download or read book The Fuck Up written by Arthur Nersesian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-24 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arthur Nersesian's underground literary treasure is an unforgettable slice of gritty New York City life. This is the darkly hilarious odyssey of an anonymous slacker. He's a perennial couch-surfer, an aspiring writer searching for himself in spite of himself, and he's just trying to survive. But life has other things in store for the fuck-up. From being dumped by his girlfriend to getting fired for asking for a raise, from falling into a robbery to posing as a gay man to keep his job at a porno theater, the fuck-up's tragi-comedy is perfectly realized by Arthur Nersesian, who manages to create humor and suspense out of urban desperation. "Read it and howl," says Bruce Benderson (author of User), "and be glad it didn't happen to you."
Download or read book Man the Fuck Up and Learn to Love Yourself written by Owen Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-07 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a busy entrepreneur who wants to get your mojo back in business, sex, and life, this book is for you.Why do some people have magnetic charisma that draws everyone toward them, while others come across socially awkward and struggle meeting new people?What is the difference between those who push to new levels in business, beating their highest revenue months, and those who struggle to stay afloat in the fast-paced business environment?How do some people always have ripped abs and t-shirt stretching biceps, while others pack on stubborn fat just thinking about eating a curry?Is it really possible to get a 6 pack even if you work a 10-hour day on your business?Yes!This book shows you the R.O.I. Method to get shredded abs, big biceps, and get your mojo back in business, sex, and life.If you're fed up with stubborn belly fat, but struggle working out because you work long hours, read on to finally build your best body without taking precious time away from your business.Owen Lewis is a Health & Performance Coach who loves to help busy entrepreneurs to take control of their lives and get their best body. Owen was a nervous, closed-off guy who lacked confidence meeting people (especially women). He was in a deep depression and could only think, "why is this happening to me?". Realizing he only had himself to blame, he started taking control of his body & life, giving him the power to make shit happen at his will. Owen started to live his life for himself after transforming his body, which developed a great amount of self-love and lead to massive success in business, dating, and life.You can connect with Owen at www.coachowenlewis.com.
Download or read book Shut the Fuck Up written by Darren G. Burton and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-05-29 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man's Key to Happiness. This is a novelty book that takes a humorous look at what drives men nuts when it comes to women and what they say to men. Chauvinistic?..........Probably! Controversial?..........Yes! True?..........You be the judge!
Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Download or read book Man Fuck This House written by Brian Asman and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A family moves into their dream home. Spooky stuff happens. You like haunted house books? Well, this is a haunted house book. Boo, y'all.
Download or read book Man s Search For Ultimate Meaning written by Viktor E. Frankl and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Viktor Frankl, bestselling author of Man's Search for Meaning, explains the psychological tools that enabled him to survive the Holocaust Viktor Frankl is known to millions as the author of Man's Search for Meaning, his harrowing Holocaust memoir. In this book, he goes more deeply into the ways of thinking that enabled him to survive imprisonment in a concentration camp and to find meaning in life in spite of all the odds. He expands upon his groundbreaking ideas and searches for answers about life, death, faith and suffering. Believing that there is much more to our existence than meets the eye, he says: 'No one will be able to make us believe that man is a sublimated animal once we can show that within him there is a repressed angel.' In Man's Search for Ultimate Meaning, Frankl explores our sometimes unconscious desire for inspiration or revelation. He explains how we can create meaning for ourselves and, ultimately, he reveals how life has more to offer us than we could ever imagine.
Download or read book Ltfu written by Milton Dicus and published by . This book was released on 2014-12-15 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Skinny Confidential written by Lauryn Evarts and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comprehensive collection of lifestyle information, including tips on eating, exercising, and fashion.
Download or read book Shut the Fuck Up Every Man s Key to Happiness written by Darren G. Burton and published by Darren G. Burton. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a novelty book that takes a humorous look at what drives men nuts when it comes to women and what they say to men. Chauvinistic?..........Probably! Controversial?..........Yes! True?..........You be the judge!
Download or read book Fuck Man written by Andé Wegner and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-30 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fuck, Man!" is former Comedian Nick Huffman's first book, which almost immediately hit Number One in Non-Fiction Humor New Releases and Performing Arts, making this Huffman's Second Number One on Amazon, the first being his debut Comedy Album "Abusing the First Amendment" (Discontinued).Presented by DirtBag Clothing: Nick Huffman is a natural storyteller, who writes with a clear and unmistakable voice. Whether it be a story from childhood or the bedroom, he has a very unique ability to make you laugh out loud but somehow also manages to leave you feeling good on the inside, that is, unless you are Sammy Hagar.About the author: Nick Huffman is the owner of America's Smallest Venue, The Looney Bin in Bradley, IL. Previously, he did Stand Up Comedy, Professional Comedy Roasts, syndicated television and radio for Chicago based Radio Icon Mancow Muller, and created the model and co-produced the first American Drive In Theater Concert after Covid, bringing Live Music back after months of silence. He is also a regular featured guest on the MKUltraSound Podcast with MK Ultra Magazine's founder, Alex Zander, who claims that Huffman is easily his favorite person to interview, which is quite the statement considering he is a huge kiss fan and has interviewed Gene Simmons!CONTENTSForeword By: Andé A. Wegner..............................1Prologue....................................... ..................6Grab That Bat, Boy...........................................10My First Squirrel Hunting Experience.....................17The Binoculars................................................32The Filter Queen..............................................38When Child Abuse Was Still Legal........................46This Is Rambo.................................................52I'm Sorry......................................................58The Stolen Thunderbird......................................64Luke Chapter 21..............................................70Outlaw Wedding.............................................93What Hell Feels Like.........................................98Ray the Alligator............................................107Holy Shit...D.a.T. Sauce! ............................................116I Took Ron Jeremy to McDonald's ......................126Joining the Mile High Club in Colorado Air Space....133Vegas with Zoe..............................................140I Rode My Bike to Anthony's.............................159Sammy Hagar Can Go Fuck Himself.....................166Beans.........................................................175God's a Real Fuckin' Asshole, Sometimes..............184Wrong Wedding, Assholes.................................189DAC Plays Kankakee.......................................195Axl Rotten...................................................202The Titty Bar................................................205Eat It Hot Maria.............................................218Best Heckler Story Ever....................................224Billie the Goat................................................229Tupac.........................................................241Fish Hooks...................................................259Mancow......................................................265R. Lee Ermey................................................270Worst Alarm Clock Ever...................................273The Cops Busted Up My Christmas Party...............288The Fucking Ram...........................................294Hookers and Ghosts.........................................302Mark My Words: It's Coming.............................308The Waterslide...............................................313Holy Fucking Midgets.....................................318Epilogue.....................................................332
Download or read book Reclaim Your Manhood written by Ryan Felman and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-08 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is never too late to change your life. What can you do today to improve yourself? Be persistent and militant with this change and you won't recognize yourself in one year's time. This book is your handbook for straightening out your life so that you can live a more fulfilling and ultimately enjoyable life. This book will- Help you create your life mission- Understand red flags in women- Develop healthy habits- Gain self-confidence- Become a more interesting man- Live a life of excellenceReclaim Your Manhood is the debut book of author Ryan Felman, creator of the Path to Manliness brand and website: www.PathToManliness.com. Ryan Felman is a man who like many other young men, struggled to find his life's mission. After struggling through the family court system and nearly losing everything in divorce, he bounced back with fury and determination to live life to the fullest. By documenting his rise, Felman has created a path for young men everywhere who are lost and need direction and guidance in life. In less than a year, Ryan Felman went from hating running to running his first 5K and a Spartan Race. He created his own website and now has authored his first book.Challenge yourself by reading this book and implement its advice into your own life. I have 20 steps here for the modern man to make meaningful changes to his life as well as details about how to take these steps and put them into action. Change your mindset. Change your life.
Download or read book The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F k written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-12-31 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word-of-mouth bestseller * Published in more than 30 countries * 3 million copies sold worldwide Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k, and care less to get more. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter. 'The anti-guru' Observer 'Absolutely blinding. Read it. Do it.' Mail on Sunday 'Genius' Cosmopolitan 'I love Knight's book even before I start reading . . . Works a charm' Sunday Times Magazine 'Life-affirming . . . The key practice she advocates is devising for yourself a "fuck budget" . . . It's a beautiful way of streamlining your psyche' Lucy Mangan, Guardian ALSO AVAILABLE FROM SARAH KNIGHT: YOU DO YOU: how to be who you are and use what you've got to get what you want AND Get Your Sh*t Together - the New York Times bestseller helping you organise the f**ks you want and need to give
Download or read book A Little Life written by Hanya Yanagihara and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 833 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.
Download or read book The Angry Therapist written by John Kim and published by Parallax Press. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tackling relationships, career, and family issues, John Kim, LMFT, thinks of himself as a life-styledesigner, not a therapist. His radical new approach, that he sometimes calls “self-help in a shot glass” is easy, real, and to the point. He helps people make changes to their lives so that personal growth happens organically, just by living. Let’s face it, therapy is a luxury. Few of us have the time or money to devote to going to an office every week. With anecdotes illustrating principles in action (in relatable and sometimes irreverent fashion) and stand-alone practices and exercises, Kim gives readers the tools and directions to focus on what's right with them instead of what's wrong. When John Kim was going through the end of a relationship, he began blogging as The Angry Therapist, documenting his personal journey post-divorce. Traditional therapists avoid transparency, but Kim preferred the language of "me too" as opposed to "you should." He blogged about his own shortcomings, revelations, views on relationships, and the world. He spoke a different therapeutic language —open, raw, and at times subversive — and people responded. The Angry Therapist blog, that inspired this book, has been featured in The Atlantic Monthly and on NPR.
Download or read book The Man Who Invented the Calendar written by B. J. Novak and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-04-03 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Man Who Invented the Calendar provides a taster of the darkly hilarious treasures that can be found in B. J. Novak's One More Thing. We'll meet a vengeance-minded hare, obsessed with scoring a rematch against the tortoise who ruined his life; find out how February got its name; and learn the truth about the icing on carrot cake.
