Download or read book Bitch Please I m So Fabulous I Pee Cute Rainbows Poo Fluffy Clouds Fart Magical Fairy Dust written by Cute Creations Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bitch Please Notebook for Awesome Coworkers and Friends Everywhere! This journal/notebook is the perfect funny gift to women and girls who love unicorns. Great Gift for Coworker or Friend Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift, or any other special occasions. This book will be very useful to write their favourite quotations, poems or personal reflections. PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS: Lined journal pages Size: 6" x 9" - 100 pages or 50 sheets Great Gifts for Birthday, Christmas Presents Matte paperback cover Interior page colour: White Binding: Perfect Paper Weight: 60lb text/90 GSM - Acid-free Convenient size to carry with you on the go. Made in the USA Give a funny and memorable gift!

Download or read book I Love You My Little Unicorn written by Rose Rossner and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-01-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tell your dazzling little unicorn I love you all year long in this magical picture book for kids! Never dull your sparkle and let your inner rainbow shine! Filled with sweet rhymes, enchanting illustrations, lots of unicorn sparkle, and the endless promise of love, this heartwarming and inspirational picture book is the perfect way to show your child that they're one-of-a-kind. Sharing the timeless magic of togetherness, kindness, perseverance, and courage, this delightful love book celebrates the special joy each child brings and will inspire repeat reads and become a favorite bedtime story! The best encouragement book gift for: Children ages 3-7 who love rainbows and unicorn stories! Holiday stocking or Easter basket stuffer Preschool and kindergarten graduations Mother's and Father's Day "I love you" gifts for parents and grandparents Girl birthdays And more! My precious little unicorn, you make the world so bright. You dazzle in the sparkling sky, spreading joy with all your light.

Download or read book The Inquisitor s Tale written by Adam Gidwitz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Newbery Honor Book Winner of the Sydney Taylor Book Award An exciting and hilarious medieval adventure from the bestselling author of A Tale Dark and Grimm. Beautifully illustrated throughout by Hatem Aly! ★ A New York Times Bestseller ★ A New York Times Editor’s Choice ★ A New York Times Notable Children’s Book ★ A People Magazine Kid Pick ★ A Washington Post Best Children’s Book ★ A Wall Street Journal Best Children's Book ★ An Entertainment Weekly Best Middle Grade Book ★ A Booklist Best Book ★ A Horn Book Fanfare Best Book ★ A Kirkus Reviews Best Book ★ A Publishers Weekly Best Book ★ A School Library Journal Best Book ★ An ALA Notable Children's Book “A profound and ambitious tour de force. Gidwitz is a masterful storyteller.” —Matt de la Peña, Newbery Medalist and New York Times bestselling author “What Gidwitz accomplishes here is staggering." —New York Times Book Review Includes a detailed historical note and bibliography 1242. On a dark night, travelers from across France cross paths at an inn and begin to tell stories of three children. Their adventures take them on a chase through France: they are taken captive by knights, sit alongside a king, and save the land from a farting dragon. On the run to escape prejudice and persecution and save precious and holy texts from being burned, their quest drives them forward to a final showdown at Mont Saint-Michel, where all will come to question if these children can perform the miracles of saints. Join William, an oblate on a mission from his monastery; Jacob, a Jewish boy who has fled his burning village; and Jeanne, a peasant girl who hides her prophetic visions. They are accompanied by Jeanne's loyal greyhound, Gwenforte . . . recently brought back from the dead. Told in multiple voices, in a style reminiscent of The Canterbury Tales, our narrator collects their stories and the saga of these three unlikely allies begins to come together. Beloved bestselling author Adam Gidwitz makes his long awaited return with his first new world since his hilarious and critically acclaimed Grimm series. Featuring manuscript illuminations throughout by illustrator Hatem Aly and filled with Adam’s trademark style and humor, The Inquisitor's Tale is bold storytelling that’s richly researched and adventure-packed. “It’s no surprise that Gidwitz’s latest book has been likened to The Canterbury Tales, considering its central story is told by multiple storytellers. As each narrator fills in what happens next in the story of the three children and their potentially holy dog, their tales get not only more fantastical but also more puzzling and addictive. However, the gradual intricacy of the story that is not Gidwitz’s big accomplishment. Rather it is the complex themes (xenophobia, zealotry, censorship etc.) he is able to bring up while still maintaining a light tone, thus giving readers a chance to come to conclusions themselves. (Also, there is a farting dragon.)”—Entertainment Weekly, “Best MG Books of 2016 "Puckish, learned, serendipitous . . . Sparkling medieval adventure." —Wall Street Journal ★ "Gidwitz strikes literary gold with this mirthful and compulsively readable adventure story. . . . A masterpiece of storytelling that is addictive and engrossing." —Kirkus, starred review ★ "A well-researched and rambunctiously entertaining story that has as much to say about the present as it does the past." —Publishers Weekly, starred review ★ "Gidwitz proves himself a nimble storyteller as he weaves history, excitement, and multiple narrative threads into a taut, inspired adventure." —Booklist, starred review ★ "Scatological humor, serious matter, colloquial present-day language, the ideal of diversity and mutual understanding—this has it all." —The Horn Book, starred review ★ "I have never read a book like this. It’s weird, and unfamiliar, and religious, and irreligious, and more fun than it has any right to be. . . . Gidwitz is on fire here, making medieval history feel fresh and current." —School Library Journal, starred review

Download or read book Frank the Fart Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.

Download or read book Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.

Download or read book Fart Quest The Dragon s Dookie written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.

Download or read book Find Your Inner Unicorn written by Oliver Luke Delorie and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover how unicorns create a magical aura around everything they touch with this illustrated guided journal. Inside this book are writing prompts, to-do lists, and doodling pages that encourage readers to experience the world as a unicorn does—sometimes all you need to do is show off your horn and let your radiance shine! Each page offers a different way for readers to express themselves, whether by making an ornamental horn, compiling a healthy-living checklist, or recording magical dreams. Journaling is a relaxing activity for all ages, and this whimsical approach to tough life situations helps readers keep things in perspective. Be like a unicorn and welcome the magic into your life.

Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book written by M.t. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.

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Download or read book Unicorn and Horse written by David W. Miles and published by Familius. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unicorn and Horse are very different and unique in their own ways, but despite their differences, they can still be friends!

Download or read book The Unicorn and Other Poems 1935 1955 written by Anne Morrow Lindbergh and published by New York] : Pantheon. This book was released on 1956 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of Gift from the Sea presents a collection of poems that offers enduring meditations on love, loss, beauty, and the sweep of time. 15,000 first printing.

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Download or read book Unicorn Fart Rainbow Emoji Quote Journal written by Tri-Moon Tri-Moon Press and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-02 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bullet Journal has quarter inch dotted grid Paper, with 160 pages, measuring at 8" x 10". This Dot Grid Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover and perfect bound diary book. This notebook is the perfect addition to any beginner crafter, bullet journaling, artist, scholar, teacher or office for that stylish look! Small size makes it great for travel and fits into bags and purses easily! Can be used for Bullet Journals with washi tape, pens, inserts, markers, highlighters to make planners, calendars, take notes and much more! Fun, Cute and Magical Unicorn Quote Cover makes a great gift for kids, teens, men and women for the Unicorn Lover in your life!

Download or read book International Who s Who of Authors and Writers 2008 written by Europa Publications and published by . This book was released on 2007-08-23 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An invaluable source of information on the personalities and organizations of the literary world.

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Download or read book Glitter the Tooting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go on a magical adventure with Glitter the Tooting Unicorn Share this new story to laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Tooting Leprechuan Lexi the Farting Leprechuan Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer