Download or read book Lotsa Laughs written by Ben Sheldon and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-09-18 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOTSA LAUGHS is a book of jokes and hilarious observations, which Ben Sheldon had recorded in his note books, over several years. Its a very funny collection of mostly one- or two-liners. Each one of them was original or independently conceived at the time of recording and dating in the authors note books. References to real known personalities are not necessarily true, but is done in parody, within protected free speech on satire. There are seven sections to the book, labeled Chapters, in the Index. Each chapter is aimed at the reader who would enjoy predominantly that kind of humor. For instance, one may laugh at the unique observations in politics, but pass on to another friend or family member some funny aspects of different faiths or innocent, lighthearted takeoffs on ethnicity. A prudish reader may want to save the chapter on bedroom humor for an unblushing neighbor. In any case, said bedroom chapter is written in good taste, with no pornography. The eclectic, broad-minded reader will, of course, enjoy all the levels of humor in this unique joke book, Lotsa Laughs. For those who love the creative use of words in different unexpected contexts, there is a chapter on Tongue Twisters. Another chapter is about Fun with Words. All the humor in Lotsa Laughs is innocent and harmless fun at ourselves and our social, political and religious mores. It is meant to laugh WITH and NOT AT the subjects of humor. Lotsa Laughs would also make a good reference book for speakers seeking an attention-getting funny opening remark for their speech. A future Henny Youngman may find the one-liners in Lotsa Laughs a good fit for their training manual.
Download or read book Congressional Record written by United States. Congress and published by . This book was released on 1967 with total page 1410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Congressional Record is the official record of the proceedings and debates of the United States Congress. It is published daily when Congress is in session. The Congressional Record began publication in 1873. Debates for sessions prior to 1873 are recorded in The Debates and Proceedings in the Congress of the United States (1789-1824), the Register of Debates in Congress (1824-1837), and the Congressional Globe (1833-1873)
Download or read book Discussion and Lesson Starters written by Youth Specialties and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 1997 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This compilation of how-to ideas for youth promotion, publicity, advertising, fundraising, announcements, administration, bulletin boards, flyers, and all kinds of tricks of the trade will be a worthy addition to your youth ministry library and come to you from The Ideas Library.
Download or read book Do Not Go Gentle written by David MacCuish and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 659 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do Not Go Gentle, first published in 1960, is a poignant novel about the U.S. Marines in World War II. The book focuses on Norman MacLeod, growing up in the tough Depression-era town of Butte, Montana. After his father succumbs to a mining-related disease, young Norman leaves school and also begins working in the copper mines. Following the death of his closest friend in an mine accident and the moving of his mother and sister to relatives back East, Norman enlists in the Marines. The book follows MacLeod through boot camp, life on and off base, and then to the South Pacific where MacLeod and his fellow Marines face both their fears and the Japanese. On leave in the U.S., Norm visits the wife of a killed comrade, and begins a relationship with her. Filled with gritty scenes and no-holds-barred dialog, Do Not Go Gentle remains a minor classic in the field of novels about men at war.
Download or read book Lotsa the Rainbow coloured Octopus written by Grandma Quack Quack and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-10-26 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lotsa the Rainbow Coloured Octopus is part of a series of Hullaballoo adventures about Hullaballoo the Giant Whale, Killacalloo the magical Floating Island, The private ship Surprise, Ezariah Swizzlesticks the wizard and many more.
Download or read book The 35th Golden Age of Science Fiction MEGAPACK Keith Laumer written by Keith Laumer and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2016-03-05 with total page 435 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Keith Laumer (1925–1993) was an American science fiction author. Prior to becoming a full-time writer, he was an officer in the United States Air Force and a diplomat in the United States Foreign Service. This collection containes 9 classic tales...more than 400 pages of great reading! Included are: GREYLORN THE FROZEN PLANET GAMBLER’S WORLD THE YILLIAN WAY IT COULD BE ANYTHING END AS A HERO A BAD DAY FOR VERMIN A TRACE OF MEMORY DOORSTEP If you enjoy this ebook, don't forget to search your favorite ebook store for "Wildside Press Megapack" to see more of the 280+ volumes in this series, covering adventure, historical fiction, mysteries, westerns, ghost stories, science fiction -- and much, much more!
Download or read book Chameleon written by Nowick Gray and published by Cougar WebWorks. This book was released on 2020-06-27 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spin under the new VR headgear sends programmer Joe Norton into fictional territory: an AI game of tough love, mind control, and true choices. At stake are Norton’s relationships, career and sanity. He has a new mission to fulfill—but his gift-wrapped scope rifle came with no instructions, no target or source, only a single bullet. Norton chases red herrings into dimensional cul-de-sacs, seeks escape, and is tangled tighter in the net. Is the only way out, to go further in? Caught between worlds with a menu of bad choices, Norton must find his way back to the "home brain," to beat the rogue cybervirus at its own game. Published in earlier editions as PsyBot and FutureCon, Chameleon is recast in Vancouver in 1992, as a throwback to the cyberpunk era, a retro dive into the underworld of mind-control black ops, and a literate interface with emerging transhumanist technologies and agendas.
Download or read book The Essential Mickey Rooney written by James L. Neibaur and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2016-04-16 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mickey Rooney is a cinematic icon whose career lasted from the silent era into the twenty-first century. From the shorts he made as Mickey McGuire to supporting roles in such films as Night at the Museum, Rooney had more than 300 film appearances to his credit. Mickey Rooney was not just a movie star, he was the most popular film performer for several years in a row in the 1930s. In addition to his four Academy Award nominations, Rooney received two special Oscars, including an honorary award for his variety of memorable performances spanning several decades. In The Essential Mickey Rooney, James L. Neibaur examines more than sixty feature films in which the actor appeared, from starring roles in Boys Town, Babes in Arms, and The Human Comedy to acclaimed supporting performances in The Bold and the Brave and The Black Stallion. In addition to familiar works like the Andy Hardy comedies or musicals opposite Judy Garland, lesser known films like Quicksand and Drive a Crooked Road are discussed as examples of the masterful performances he offered again and again. An actor of rare talent and unrestrained exuberance, Rooney appeared so often on film that it probably is impossible to view every performance of his career—one that lasted longer than any other actor in Hollywood. While minor roles are not discussed here, all of his vintage works are, making The Essential Mickey Rooney an indispensable resource for anyone wanting to learn more about the best work of this film icon.
Download or read book Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz written by Craig Yoe and published by Mango Media Inc.. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Squeaky Clean Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone “This is a book with a purpose and that purpose is fun! Filled with spontaneous explosions of laughter....”—Mark Squirek, New York Journal of Books From Craig Yoe, the former Creative Director, Vice President, and General Manager of Jim Henson's Muppets-and former Creative Director at Nickelodeon and Disney-comes a series of wholesome joke books for kids of all ages. Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz is the first of the series and you’ll want to own them all! Fun for Everyone. No boogers, ghosts, witches, scary monsters, insults or put-downs-all giggle-filled good clean fun for young and old alike. Your child can share these jokes with family, friends, or anyone who wants to laugh. Laugh-out-loud (LOL) funny jokes. Craig, a retired pastor, believes that there is nothing better in life than making kids laugh. He has been collecting jokes for years, and now he is releasing his hand-picked jokes for kids in the “Squeaky Clean” series. It’s packed with wholesome, edifying, LOL funny jokes to encourage reading and entertain for hours. A career devoted to making kids happy. Yoe is the winner of an Eisner Award (the comics industry's equivalent of the Academy Awards) and a Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is an author, editor, art director, graphic designer, cartoonist and comics historian. Craig is currently operating Yoe! Studio creations and Yoe! Books. Publisher Weekly says he's the “archivist of the ridiculous and the sublime” and calls his work "brilliant." Library Journal “calls him a comics guru”. Jim Henson once said that “Craig brings with him his valuable creativity and enthusiasm.” Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame quipped, “I keep buying books from Yoe Books as gifts, then keeping them for myself!” If your child liked Silly Jokes for Silly Kid by Silly Willy, Jokes for Kids by Rob Stevens, or Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Whee Winn, they will love Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz.
Download or read book The Invisible Bridge written by Rick Perlstein and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 880 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best-selling author of Nixonland presents a portrait of the United States during the turbulent political and economic upheavals of the 1970s, covering events ranging from the Arab oil embargo and the era of Patty Hearst to the collapse of the South Vietnamese government and the rise of Ronald Reagan.
Download or read book LOTSA TAILS LOTSA TALES written by Bonnie Pandya and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2024-02-29 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Astronaut Sunita Williams is up in space for six months living on the International Space Station. Although he misses her (sometimes) Gorby, her Jack Russell Terrier, is having the time of his life with his circle of friends. Find out about Gorby’s adventures with all sorts of Tail- Coal, Elsie, Thomas, Magnolia, Gunner, Sadie, Louie, Scuppers, and Brandy Girl as they scheme together in Beebe Woods, Siders Pond, Davisville and parks all around Falmouth. With all these TAILS in cahoots, it’s no wonder there are so many TALES to be told. All the while “Suni” watches over her little buddy from above, laughing, as he and his pals stumble into one adventure after another.
Download or read book Gwen Verdon written by Peter Shelley and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: American dancer, singer and actress Gwen Verdon (1925-2000) won four Tony awards for her work on Broadway and also appeared in films and on television. Stricken with rickets as a child, Verdon overcame severe leg deformity through ballet training, making her film debut at 11 as a solo ballerina in the musical The King Steps Out (1936). Her theater credits include Can-Can (1953-1955), Damn Yankees (1955-1956), Redhead (1959-1960), New Girl in Town (1957-1958), Sweet Charity (1966-1967) and Chicago (1975-1977). When not dancing on stage or screen, she coached other actors, such as Jane Russell, Lana Turner, Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe and Shirley MacLaine. This first full-length biography of Verdon covers her life and career, her individual performances and her collaborations with choreographers Jack Cole and Bob Fosse, her husband.
Download or read book Luke Cage Iron Fist The Heroes For Hire Vol 2 written by Various and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2017-01-18 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects Heroes For Hire (1997) #10-19, Quicksilver #11-12, Heroes For Hire/Quicksilver Annual 1998. Hey heroes, are you hiring? If so, Deadpool is available! And he could come in handy as Luke Cage and Iron Fists team takes on Silver Sable and her Wild Pack! But Misty Knight and Colleen Wing are probably a better fit to help out the shorthanded H4H at least until Hercules, Black Knight and She-Hulk come back! But they return just in time for betrayal as the Master of the World makes his move with devastating effects! White Tiger draws the Heroes into the Siege of Wundagore alongside Quicksilver but with Man-Beast, Exodus and the High Evolutionary in the mix, who will take the citadel? Plus: mayhem in Madripoor with Wolverine and Shang-Chi! Luke and Shulkie on a date?! And the end of an era!
Download or read book Burning Up written by Susan Andersen and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A small-town girl with a scandalous past comes home to face her high school reunion—and a smoking hot local fire chief—in this contemporary romance. Though it’s been years since the infamous Macy O’James stepped foot in Sugarville, Washington, everyone remembers the story of what she supposedly did. The tiny town is still buzzing about her crime—and lack of punishment. Now that Macy is back to lend her family a hand, she vows to hold her head high—especially at her high school reunion. But forget about the hottest man in Sugarville escorting her. Though she and fire chief Gabriel Donovan generate enough sparks to burn down the town, he’s a law-abiding, line-toeing straight arrow. So not her type. But maybe—just maybe—he can change her mind about that.
Download or read book Vox Lycei 1993 1994 written by Lisgar Collegiate Institute and published by Lisgar Alumni Association. This book was released on with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Gullible s Travels written by J. Lee Webster and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2016-03-12 with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From complete innocence to revenge and debauchery. Sexually explosive. Seriously humorous. Humorlessly serious. From shy naivety to kick-ass female empowerment. Based on the story of a true 1st Placed USA team. “Gullible’s Travels: Raw & Uncut” follows the naughty and humorous antics of two friends on a USA ladies sports team and their 1st Place stretch both domestically and internationally. Go USA! Find out what countries were destroyed in their path, on and off the field. In her late 20s, Ryleigh now chews men up and spits them out, but they still come racing to be served up as an entree in her boudoir. Her free-spirited and wildly sexploitive partner in crime Streak has taught her well. This is a long way from her innocent, straight-laced upbringing and abusive relationship she breaks free of. Is it because the only man she truly loves and feels passion for, betrays her? Does she discover the conspiracy against them too late? Will she continue to take revenge on all of the rest of the male population who wrongs her?
Download or read book The American Dream written by Lawrence R. Samuel and published by Syracuse University Press. This book was released on 2012-08-27 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no better way to understand America than by understanding the cultural history of the American Dream. Rather than just a powerful philosophy or ideology, the Dream is thoroughly woven into the fabric of everyday life, playing a vital role in who we are, what we do, and why we do it. No other idea or mythology has as much influence on our individual and collective lives. Tracing the history of the phrase in popular culture, Samuel gives readers a field guide to the evolution of our national identity over the last eighty years. Samuel tells the story chronologically, revealing that there have been six major eras of the mythology since the phrase was coined in 1931. Relying mainly on period magazines and newspapers as his primary source material, the author demonstrates that journalists serving on the front lines of the scene represent our most valuable resource to recover unfiltered stories of the Dream. The problem, however, is that it does not exist, the Dream is just that, a product of our imagination. That it is not real ultimately turns out to be the most significant finding about the American Drea, and what makes the story most compelling.
