Download or read book LIMERICKS IN THE TIME OF TRUMP written by Lindsay Crane and published by Print and Pixel Books. This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Political satire at its best! One hundred and one limericks that spoof the candidates, the process, and especially the finalists in the 2016 presidential election. Composed by four sharp-eyed observers and based on unusual words selected by Anu Garg, founder of Wordsmith.Org, the limericks will make you laugh, cheer, nod in agreement, and vow to remain awake during the next four years. Original cover art and 5 cartoons. Ideal gift for the shocked, the disappointed, the humor-lovers, and political junkies everywhere.

Download or read book The Orange Toddler Poems Surviving Trump One Day at a Time the Sequel Which Comes After the First One written by John Ernest and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-24 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The smocking hot second year of the Orange Toddler Poems--one poem for each day that our so-called president has been in office. Are these great poems? Hey, is Donald Trump a great president? This is your chance to linger over each day's step into ever-deeper despair, to follow the fall of the United States, to keep yourself busy while waiting for the end of the world. Written in collusion with failed Russian poets in a secret meeting in Trump Tower, these are the poems for our times, poems for the end times, poems barely worth reading that capture exactly what the Trump era is all about. Read 'em and weep.

Download or read book More Trump in Limericks written by R. J. Crane and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More Trump in Limericks is a sequel to my first book: Trump in Limericks. There's over 100 limericks in this book and lots of illustrations including some original artwork by Lesli Weston. This book is also printed on higher quality coated paper so it makes the perfect gift for all your Trump-hating friends. More Trump in Limericks captures much of the craziness in the final year of the Trump Administration almost right up to the 2020 election and attacks him and his supporters like you'll never hear your elected politicians do. Interspersed throughout the book are some poems, oneliner jokes, and a few selected pieces detailing the peculiar oddities of Mr. Trump. In these bleak times you need all the enjoyment you can find, so this book is the perfect antidote.

Download or read book Snowflakes Melt written by J R Jones and published by Gina Buselli. This book was released on 2019-03-02 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware. This collection of 28 limericks is not for the easily offended or faint-of-heart. It contains poems that are witty, sharp, often funny, and sometimes dark. In a world where books, media, and publications continue to mock the conservative point-of-view, this book brings a refreshing look into the downfalls of 21st century leftist ideology. It depicts the Trump-era political climate from different eyes. Even conservatives who dislike Donald Trump can enjoy this blunt viewpoint. J.R. Jones is an experienced writer who has seen all political sides of the spectrum and provides a voice. Ultimately, J.R.'s book will leave Deplorables smiling and Leftists triggered.

Download or read book TRUMPed up Limericks written by Fred Knitney and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2023-12-17 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of 5-line limericks mostly concerning Donad Trump, his supporters and their activities of the past few years. It is about events involving the US Presidential elections of 2016/2024, Congress, SCOTUS, DOJ, January 6, impending court cases, media and the numerous political situations. The limericks are personal and profane reactions and observations of the political climate and actions in the US, sometimes with humor, but also frustration, disgust or anger.

Download or read book Twenty Sh thole Limericks for Donald Trump written by and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 7 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump written by Rob Sears and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2024-09-26 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the last decade, Rob Sears has been painstakingly combing the words of Donald J. Trump for signs of poetry. To the surprise of many, he has found riches. By simply cutting up and reordering lines from Trump’s tweets, Truths and transcripts, Sears has unearthed a trove of exquisite verse that was just waiting to be found. In this expanded edition of a poetry classic, fans can rediscover a writer of rare conviction (thirty-four felony charges and counting), and for the first time ponder the full span of Trump's artistic flowering and the paradoxes it poses. Like: How can one and the same person unite critics with beautiful poems, yet prove so divisive in his 'other life' as a political leader? And how can a man many consider desperately flawed produce works of such grace as 'All I ask is fairness', 'My hands are normal hands' and 'Shithole countries'? The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is a carefully curated collection for our times that will make a thought-provoking addition to any poetry-lover’s library.

Download or read book Reflections in the Time of Trumpius Maximus written by Mark Fishbein and published by Atmosphere Press. This book was released on 2021-11-03 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ...I cannot not say his name, and Trumpius Maximus came about. It seems to fit the times. It seems to fit his hair.... So begins the diary of verses written during the reign of Trumpius Maximus. Fifty poems explore the surreal four years of the Trump Presidency: filled with rage, sadness, irony, and satires, responding to actual events. Written in a collage of many styles, each poem stands out on its own: accessible, thought provoking, and often hysterically funny. Reflections in the Time of Trumpius Maximus by Mark Fishbein is an original historical record. Of all the testaments written, few capture the mood, the political reality, and the very soul of the majority of traumatized Americans as does this collection. It is poetry in its purest mission, from the very personal to the prophetic.

Download or read book Trumpericks written by Robert Stone and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-19 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally! Here it is, the treat you've been waiting for -- a covfefe table book for the coastal elite in you. It's a compendium of more than 150 limericks conjuring the bizarre musings of the Tweeter-in-Chief, written in his own voice. They were inspired, or provoked, by the almost daily onslaught of strange occurrences marking the first nine months of the Trump presidency. From the inauguration crowd size kerfuffle through Trump's characterization as a "moron" by his own Secretary of State, we cover it all. These are limericks the likes of which you've never seen, believe me! Colorful illustrations as well as related tweets and photographs accompany the poetry. And to help bring back some of the gory details you might have forgotten, informative endnotes are provided. These satirical verses document and attempt to bring some humor to very challenging times. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll sigh that existential sigh. We sincerely hope there will be no need for a sequel.

Download or read book Trump In Limericks written by R. J. Crane and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trump in Limericks contains over 300 humorous limericks and jokes with illustrations poking fun at Trump and his supporters and enablers. This book captures the essence of the 2016 election up to the 2020 campaign during the corrupt Trump Administration. This book is printed using premium coated paper making it suitable as a gift.

Download or read book The Book of Orange written by Mark Childress and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-20 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Mark Childress was like many liberal Americans whose life veered off the tracks as Donald Trump rose to power. In his day-by-day journal, Childress tirelessly pursues the funny side of America's descent into Trumpism. From Vietnam to New Orleans to the Women's March and beyond, the author spins variations on all the absurd, ridiculous, head-exploding, enraging, unbelievable moments of the Trump Years. If Trump drives you crazy, this is the book for you.

Download or read book Trumpty Dumpty written by Michael S Luzzi and published by Boggs Hill Boys Press. This book was released on 2018-04-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DESCRIPTION OF TRUMPTY DUMPTY Trumpty Dumpty is a unique book of parody rhymes, a cleverly crafted political satire that captures the chaotic journey of Trump & Co. through the campaign and the first year in the White House. Inside these pages, the reader will find Mother Goose characters reimagined as members of the Trumpty cohort that the public has come to know so well - however brief their time on the national stage. "Jack and Jill" emerge as "Vlad and Don." "Little Pence Veep," "Itsy Bitsy Betsy," "Little Jeff Sessions," and many others follow suit, as the contemporary players are substituted for their classic nursery rhyme counterparts. "Sing a song of Mike Pence, /A pocket full of lies, /Contact with the Russians?/ Denies, denies, denies! / When it was discovered/That Flynn had lied to Pence, /Cries to investigate/Began to all make sense!" Throughout the book, dynamic illustrations amplify and enrich the poignancy of the poems and help to capture, with a wit of their own, the essence of the unruly tenure of 45's presidency. These satirical representations of the outrageous behaviors of the Trump administration - while critical and often stinging - are less an attack and more an exposé. The use of poetry as parody to chronicle the mockery and incomprehensible violations of our democracy will serve as a touchstone for future generations; Trumpty Dumpty will endure as a portrait of how fragile our system of government can be, and how easy it is to take our freedoms for granted.... ...From the INTRODUCTION: In my mind, November 8, 2016, has joined the ranks of November 22, 1963, and September 11, 2001, as a singular tragedy of epic proportions. I refer to this as "The Dark American Triad." The election of Donald Trump as President of the United States was a heart-stopping, life-altering moment, which has become a recurring nightmare. It was an event that has threatened to tear the fabric of this country apart - thread by slender thread - until there is nothing left but a democracy in shreds: The UNTIED States of America. I felt betrayed... Thank God for the monologues of the late-night comedians who took on all of the increasingly incomprehensible political events as they unfolded, dressed them up in the irony that fit best, and presented news to viewers that was (and continues to be) historically accurate and hilarious at the same time. Satire at its best.

Download or read book 100 Limericks for 100 Days of Trump written by E. Reid Gilbert and published by A3d Impressions. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of original limericks, one to document each day of the first 100 days of the Trump Presidency.

Download or read book A Hundred Limericks for a Hundred Days of Trump written by E Reid Gilbert and published by . This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of whimsical limericks, one per day, to mark the first one hundred days of the Donald Trump presidency.

Download or read book Rhymes of Moral Turpitude written by John Branning and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous collection of political verse.

Download or read book Whimsical Limericks from the Age of Trump From All Sides of the Political Divide written by E. Reid Gilbert and published by A3d Impressions. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Storyteller, mime, author, and thought leader, E. Reid Gilbert, is at it again, sharing his whimsical yet often thoughtful view of the Trump administration's impactful days. Medicine for our times. Another political analeptic. Insightful curative witticism. With a glance toward the other side of the aisle as well. E. Reid Gilbert grew up in the tobacco hills of North Carolina, before pursuing academic studies: Brevard College (AA English) Duke University (BA Sociology) Southern Methodist University (MTh Theology) Union Theological Seminary (STM Religious Drama) University of Wisconsin (PhD Asian Theatre) He then pursued several careers: Methodist and Unitarian Ministry College and University Teaching Mime Performer and Instructor Theatre Actor and Director After retiring from those professional pursuits he started writing: Trickster Jack (Tales of the Appalachian trickster, Jack) Shall We Gather at the River (Romance set in the mountains in the 1870s) What Matters (119 poems) Twelve Houses of My Childhood (Stories of early life) Valley Studio: More Than a Place (Stories of Mime Studies and Performances) Several theatre and Film scripts. He claims that throughout the years he's probably been following the gypsies, which his Mamma had warned him about at the age of four.

Download or read book Bard of the Deal written by Hart Seely and published by Harper Paperbacks. This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican President-elect Donald Trump. The Vicious Ones I was attacked viciously By those women, Of course, it's very hard for them To attack me on looks, Because I'm so good looking. But I was attacked very viciously By those women. --August 9, 2015, NBC’s Meet the Press Straight from the mouth of “the Donald” himself, this treasury of spoken poetry—not a word is changed—has been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews, speeches, tweets, and ramblings from President-elect and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. He’s run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show “The Apprentice.” Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City. But until now, Trump’s poetry—delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity—has gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his verses—always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar… because among world class poets, there don’t be no grammar, there only be truth… big time! Whether you’re a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem.