Download or read book Lance Fart Pants written by Dave Munsey and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-16 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance "Poopie Butt-Fart Pants" learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town's bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending. Note from the author: In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow the dog, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie's mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. I found, kids intertest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that will explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting's annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun and informative. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Poopie Butt-Fart Pants to Flossie.

Download or read book The Fart That Saved the World written by M.c. Gill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-31 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Great Farting Power Comes Great Farting Responsibility...to Save the World! Lance's farts were loud and stinky, which he thought was a bad thing. Little did he know that he was going to have to use his gross butt blasters to save the world! Lance thought dealing with the class bully and nervous farts were going to be the worst parts of his school year...He couldn't have been more wrong. What seems like a fun field trip turns dangerous as Lance and his genius BFF Aiden encounter an evil botanist with killer plants and a killer plan! Are Lance's super farts and Aiden's super smarts enough to prevent the world from being destroyed? ________________________________________ The Fart That Saved the World: The Deadly Field Trip is a Chapter Book With Illustrations, Great For Kids (and Adults) Who Are Looking to Laugh Out Loud! "A hilarious book to read with your kids. It made me laugh hysterically, so much that I couldn't continue until the laughter subsided" - Loanna, Amazon reviewer of The Fart That Saved the World

Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by becker&mayer! kids. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart—but why? Combining science and history with humor, Farty Pants explains it all—complete with all-new fun-loving monster illustrations and ten unique fart sounds. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond! Explore a world of fart sounds, including a mummy fart, a musical fart, a baseball fart, and more. Each sound can be scanned through a QR code and relates to a humorous fact on the same page. You and the kids in your life will have a gas learning crazy fart facts, including: The average person farts 14 times a day! Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidentally fart out your soul. The longest verified fart was by Bernard Clemmens of London: 2 minutes and 42 seconds! Farts can travel at 10 feet per second (over 3 meters per second). Who knew farts could be so educational? Farty Pants is sure to be a hit with any child who loves to talk about farting (pretty much every kid)!

Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by Becker & Mayer. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!

Download or read book Super Farty Pants written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.

Download or read book Fart Factory Presents written by Dan Sylvestre and published by Xlibris. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Super Farty Pants and the Alien written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Super Farty Pants and the Alien is the second installment in this series.

Download or read book The Rostical Users Sceldrant s Comet written by Michael Rogers and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written like it's a script from a video game, a manga and RPG inspired story follows unlikely 'heroes' to stop the Consultant's wicked plans!Our heroes explore uncharted sanctums known as the Unknown Territories, each with an ancient glyph at the end.The Consultants have been activating these glyphs, one by one. The secret behind the glyphs are currently unknown.Help our heroes discover the meaning behind the glyphs and its secrets!Writer: "The Rostical Users is about several teenagers who all work in the Fast Food industry, they have plain ordinary lives until the arrival of 'Sceldrant's Comet'."Reader: "Sceldrant's Comet?"Writer: "After a strange reaction to a crystal Lance picked up, they suddenly found themselves in a strange world."Reader: "Sounds boring!"Writer: "After encountering frightening Scoldrants and enemies with magical powers, they set off to try and find a way home. Little did they know the Consultants won't let them."

Download or read book Fart Squad 5 Underpantsed written by Seamus Pilger and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-10-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the fifth adventure from the crack of the crop, the bum de la bum, the stink of the litter . . . the fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and a butt load of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. Underwear is disappearing all over Buttzville, and it’s up to the Fart Squad to sniff out the villain who’s brought the city to a chafing halt. But the heroes better hold on to their tighty-whities. Doctor Lucius René Bottom is out to pants the city that yanked his underwear business out from beneath him—and take the Fart Squad down, too. Get ready to go commando like no kid has gone before, because the Fart Squad is filling with fuel, gaining gas, and getting ready to kick some Bottom with the foulest fart attack in the history of Buttzville!

Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.

Download or read book Never Trust a Fart written by Jason Herbert and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.

Download or read book Maximum Rocknroll written by and published by . This book was released on 1994-09 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Capitol Offense written by Hill Kemp and published by The Books. This book was released on 2003-03 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Capitol Offense" rips away the Austin facade and reveals a surprising cast of the real players and their cut-throat contentions. In the place where George W. Bush and Carl Rove learned their abc's of governing, Kemp's novel exposes the hidden 90% of the governing process which never makes its way into the news.

Download or read book Mack Daddy written by Larry Bleidner and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This real-guy's guide to fatherhood gives new fathers and fathers-to-be humorous but honest advice on how to navigate even the trickiest turns of fatherhood. Includes chapters on "surviving" pregnancy, guerrilla feeding techniques, changing diapers on the fly, downshifting vocabulary from XXX to PG, and much more.

Download or read book Home Sweet Home written by April Smith and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the widely praised author of the FBI Special Agent Ana Grey series and A Star for Mrs. Blake, this riveting epic drama follows the Kusek family from New York City to America's heartland, where they are caught up in the panic of McCarthyism, a smear campaign, a sensational trial, and, ultimately, murder. In the spring of 1950, Calvin and Betsy Kusek load their family in the station wagon and head west from New York City to relocate to a close-knit town in South Dakota. They settle on a ranch and begin a life in their new state. Betsy becomes a visiting nurse, befriending a quirky assortment of rural characters, and Cal jumps at the chance to serve his community when a seat opens up in the state legislature. Their children, Jo and Lance, grow up caring for animals and riding rodeo. But things change when Cal runs for the U.S. Senate. The FBI investigates Betsy, and a youthful dalliance with the Communist Party surfaces to haunt the Kuseks. Communist hysteria takes over their small town, inflamed by Cal’s political enemies. Driven by fear and hate, their neighbors turn on them. Decades later tragedy again strikes the family as the ghosts of their past come back to haunt them.

Download or read book Good Knight Deano Dragon written by Bonnie Sargent and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-12-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The village of Anthonyville is in the middle of a drought. The villagers are slowly being starved by a terrible dragon who has stolen all the food the villagers have grown. The dragon left the villagers only beans to eat as he doesnt like beans. Tristan, a page, also doesnt like beans. They give him gas and send him running to the outhouse all day and night. Tristan decides it is up to him to slay the greedy dragon. With a lance and horse stolen from his favorite knight, Tristan leaves the village under the cover of darkness. Tristan knows that there are only two possible outcomes to his decision. Either he will slay the dragon and return home a hero or the dragon will slay him, in which case he will not return home at all.

Download or read book Feherty written by John Feinstein and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2023-05-09 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive biography of enigmatic golfer, commentator, and performer David Feherty—one of the most universally beloved figures in the game. John Feinstein, who has spent four decades finding intriguing sports characters and narratives and turning them into classic books, chronicles the life and career of David Feherty. The two have known each other for years, beginning with Feinstein’s work on A Good Walk Spoiled, researched and written at a time when Feherty was an excellent player, who won five times in Europe and was on the '91 Ryder Cup team, but also a functioning alcoholic. In retirement from the game, Feherty has sobered up, while his golf world persona has only grown in stature. Feherty is now a grand ambassador for golf, a man who is feted by US Presidents and respected by every big name in the game. Feinstein tells hilarious true tales about Feherty’s time in the limelight and interactions with stars such as Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Payne Stewart, and Seve Ballesteros. He also details Feherty’s struggles with alcoholism, the death of his son who was lost to addiction, and the highs and lows of Feherty’s marriages. Feinstein captures the human being behind the athlete, and his triumphant rebound as a golf commentator after his athletic career fell apart. Feherty is fall-down-funny, self-deprecating, and a lifelong underdog who has thrived as a commentator and television interview host, and most recently as a touring standup comic, using the difficult experiences of his life as a source for humor and understanding, which Feinstein mines with an expert’s touch.