Download or read book Lady You Got Balls written by Patricia Stroberg and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lady, You Got Balls is for anyone wanting to run a successful company and live a life of purpose when the challenges seem too overwhelming to overcome. Primarily for women entrepreneurs, this book will benefit anyone who has a dream and the will to succeed.

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Download or read book The Pretender s Lady written by Alan Gold and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of The Last Testament comes the true love of Bonnie Prince Charlie, her adventures in America and her lasting legacy. In the page-turning popular genre trail-blazed by Antonia Fraser and Phillippa Gregory, The Pretender’s Lady, Alan Gold’s meticulously researched novel, accurately opens history’s pages on a peerless woman who helped change the course of history and whose legend lives on in Scotland today—Flora MacDonald. She was the most famous Scotswoman of her day, single handedly saving Bonnie Prince Charlie. This is her fictionalized life story—her relations with the Prince, her flight to America, Ben Franklin’s influence, and her return to Britain to lobby for peace But what’s hidden from history, revealed now for the first time in Gold’s dazzling new work of fiction, is the result of Flora’s and Charlie’s love: a beautiful and talented boy raised on an American farm. But only she knows his true heritage and his claim to the world’s greatest throne. And only the genius of Ben Franklin understands how to use this naïve boy to change the history of America. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Arcade, Yucca, and Good Books imprints, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in fiction—novels, novellas, political and medical thrillers, comedy, satire, historical fiction, romance, erotic and love stories, mystery, classic literature, folklore and mythology, literary classics including Shakespeare, Dumas, Wilde, Cather, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Download or read book Lady Gold written by Angela Amato and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 1998-07-15 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angela Amato is a former NYPD detective who left the force and became a legal aid attorney. Her reasons for going over to the other side are shared by Gerry Conte, the detective in Lady Gold who is assigned to baby-sit a young mobster-turned-informant who is being kept "on ice" while he is telling what he knows and can learn. Conte goes with him on "dates" and spends time chatting with him - a useful way of coaxing information out. She also has the courage to worm her way into the confidence of his Mafioso uncle Tony. And as time goes on, the feeling between the gold shield detective who hates what the mobsters do to the reputation of honest Italian-Americans and the young wiseguy who thinks he can go through life without paying for his actions edges into an odd and moving love story.

Download or read book Rubber Balls and Liquor written by Gilbert Gottfried and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, "Stop reading that book!" I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy. In the early 1970s, as our nation's youth railed against every conceivable societal norm, a funny-looking teenage Jew started turning up at open mike nights in various New York City comedy clubs. Surprisingly, he didn't suck. That funny-looking teenage Jew is now the even funnier-looking middle-aged comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who despite his transparent shortcomings has managed to carve out a hardly-respectable career—and a reputation for shock and awe unrivaled outside the Bush administration. With this scathingly funny book of rants and musings, Gottfried sullies an entirely new medium with his dysfunctional worldview. HILARIOUS HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE: • Gut-wrenching stories from his bizarre childhood • A list of celebrities Gilbert would like to have sex with • A somewhat shorter list of celebrities who would like to have sex with Gilbert • An even shorter list of Gilbert's comely co-stars who have been forced to have sex with him on- screen • Side-splitting tales of the worst gigs he's ever performed • Incredibly awkward encounters with famous people from Gilbert's years as a celebrity (of sorts), including Harrison Ford, Keifer Sutherland, Hugh Hefner and one wildly offensive exchange with Marlee Matlin that left the actress speechless • Signature takes on timeless jokes, presented in a clip‘n save format so humorless readers can commit them to memory or tear them from the book's spine and carry them around in their wallets to amuse their friends • The story behind Gilbert's infamous retelling of the classic "Aristocrats" routine that defined the most recent phase of his career • And much more!

Download or read book Any Lengths to Please written by Paul A. Mendelson and published by Book Guild Publishing. This book was released on 2024-02-28 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Any Lengths to Please is a uniquely entertaining compendium by BAFTA-nominated screenwriter and acclaimed novelist Paul A. Mendelson. A short story, a novella, a medium-sized novel and a brief literary ‘confection’, designed to whet any appetite. The shortest, Einstein, is a quirky love story, set in New York State, about a young woman finding her Mr Wrong. I Can’t be Ill, I’m a Hypochondriac is a semi-autobiographical and wryly poignant tale about the effect on a family when a member is diagnosed with a serious cancer. It tells how life and work don’t stop – they just become infinitely more fraught. Lost Souls, the novel, is a laugh-out-loud, larger-than-life fable. It tells of how the scuzziest guy in LA, a soulless, dissolute ‘porn’-broker, has to find love in five days with the kindest, least-worldly soul around, a scruffy Lake District shepherdess, or go straight to Hell! A Perfect Murder Story, a brief ‘confection’, is told entirely in letters from a script-editing agency to a would-be scriptwriter. But what sort of plot does the fledgling scribe really have in mind?

Download or read book Working Girls written by Yvonne Tasker and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2002-09-11 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Working Girls offers a series of case-studies designed to provide a feminist investigation of the thematic concerns and discursive formations of the contemporary Hollywood cinema.

Download or read book The Winds of Tomorrow written by Donald Wilson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2003-10 with total page 533 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TOPSY TURVY: A Book for All in One The author's personal collection of favorite quotations, hopefully to be enjoyed by all who read them.

Download or read book Reel Knockouts written by Martha McCaughey and published by University of Texas Press. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Thelma and Louise outfought the men who had tormented them, women across America discovered what male fans of action movies have long known—the empowering rush of movie violence. Yet the duo's escapades also provoked censure across a wide range of viewers, from conservatives who felt threatened by the up-ending of women's traditional roles to feminists who saw the pair's use of male-style violence as yet another instance of women's co-option by the patriarchy. In the first book-length study of violent women in movies, Reel Knockouts makes feminist sense of violent women in films from Hollywood to Hong Kong, from top-grossing to direct-to-video, and from cop-action movies to X-rated skin flicks. Contributors from a variety of disciplines analyze violent women's respective places in the history of cinema, in the lives of viewers, and in the feminist response to male violence against women. The essays in part one, "Genre Films," turn to film cycles in which violent women have routinely appeared. The essays in part two, "New Bonds and New Communities," analyze movies singly or in pairs to determine how women's movie brutality fosters solidarity amongst the characters or their audiences. All of the contributions look at films not simply in terms of whether they properly represent women or feminist principles, but also as texts with social contexts and possible uses in the re-construction of masculinity and femininity.

Download or read book Double Crossed written by Jerry Flesher and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Colton Graham is furious when his partner double-crosses him by agreeing to sell the company they founded together. He is so enraged by his partner's behavior that he does something he used to do whenever he was frustrated or upset, something he'd been warned never to do again-drink alcohol. He ignores the warning, finds a saloon, and gets stinking drunk. Of course getting drunk solves nothing. That becomes clear the following morning when he awakens lying in bed in a strange bedroom. He has no idea where he is and his memory of the preceding night has been wiped out by too much whiskey. He discovers his partner's been murdered and that he's been framed to look like the killer. He is innocent but instead of turning himself in and attempting to prove his innocence he decides to go on the run. When he does the police become convinced that he's guilty of the slaying. He goes into hiding, changes his appearance, and assumes a new identity. But that doesn't work and he soon finds himself in even more trouble with seemingly no way to avoid the threat of capture and being tried for the murder he didn't commit.

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Download or read book Ravine of Blood and Shadow written by Derek Prior and published by Homunculus. This book was released on 2019-06-28 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For centuries, the dwarves of the Ravine City have hidden away from the world above, but their self-imposed exile is about to end. Ravine Guard Carnac Thayn has always felt there was more to life than humdrum patrols and drinking in the local taverns. Told since childhood that the blood of heroes flows through his veins, he can only assume it has been diluted by beer and boredom. But when Carn is called to a murder scene and gives chase to the culprit, his unnatural speed and strength shock him to the core. The murder is no isolated incident. A volume of the city’s chronicles is stolen, only to be secretly returned. Rumblings come from the deep mines, and a troublesome philosopher arrives in a last-ditch attempt to avert the coming catastrophe. As events spiral out of control, Carn finds himself the only thing standing between the dwarves and their doom. He might even prevail if it were a matter of prowess with an axe, but the enemy is more subtle than that, and his weapons are delusion and despair. Blood will flow in rivers through the ravine. A name will be forgotten. A hero will rise. Or a destroyer. “Prior weaves a fully realized world in this rich fantasy.” (Kirkus Reviews) "A beautifully written and engrossing masterwork!" (Mitchell Hogan) Fantasy Faction semifinalist for the SPFBO 2018

Download or read book Every Thug Needs a Lady written by Wahida Clark and published by Dafina. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Wahida Clark’s iconic Thug series takes readers into the streets—and into the heart of a criminal world where even love can be a dangerous choice… Having escaped from the hard streets where deals go down on the corner and shots ring out in the night, sexy, beautiful Roz—friend of Angel, Jaz, and Kyra, who’ve all loved thugs of their own—is on her way to a professional career in physical therapy. She doesn’t need to make a U-turn back to the ghetto. But then she meets Trae, who’s still after the bling and fast money of drugs. He’s hard, hot, irresistible—and trouble. Soon Roz is wild for a brother whose world is filled with dark schemes and deadly desires. But blinded by her passion, she can’t see the heartbreak ahead—where the hood has a law of its own and its own brand of revenge . . . “This completely engrossing story spins a compelling tale the only way Wahida Clark knows how to do it, and she does it so well.” —Books2Mention.com on Thug Matrimony “Clark takes us on a journey . . . the ride is exciting and drama filled.” —The RAWSISTAZ Reviewers on Thugs and the Women Who Love Them “An entertaining, graphic, somewhat erotic look at the streets. . . . A drama-filled quick read that will leave you wanting more.” —RAWSISTAZ Reviewers on Payback is a Mutha Book 2 in the Thug Series

Download or read book Darling Clementine written by Andrew Klavan and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Darling Clementine is the story of Samantha, a poetess determined to transform her sex life into a meditation: a pathway to enlightenment. Along for the ride is her brand new husband, Arthur Clementine, a wealthy, calm, but crypto-zany assistant district attorney for New York County. The novel begins with their meeting and works its way backward and forward. In the past, a series of darkening love affairs lead Sam to a suicide attempt and a breakdown. Now, Samantha works on a suicide hotline and uses her marriage in a search for radical sanity, a sort of road show of Love’s Body. Along the way, she reconciles polymorphous perversity with housework; tries to talk one of William Blake’s deities out of killing himself—or someone else; and watches, with everyone else, as the world moves toward the ever popular brink of destruction. Darling Clementine is an effervescent combination of Henry Miller and P. G. Woodhouse, in a character as daffy and enchanting as Truman Capote’s Holly Golightly was in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Download or read book The Leading Lady of Rap written by Torri L. Holmes and published by Torri L Holmes. This book was released on 2010-11-11 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Lois Cartell, an aspiring female rapper from Bed-Stuy, NY, and waitress of 3 years at the all-exclusive Sunday's restaurant in New York City. Fast forward 3 months later, meet Lois Cartell, a cleaning lady at High Point Condominiums in Manhattan. Fast forward 2 years later, meet Lo-is, an international, top selling, award-winning female rap superstar who lives in the same condo that she used to clean. This book takes you on a journey where you have never been before, and inside the world & mind of a female rapper. Lois's main goal in life is to be a female rapper. She is blessed twice after landing a coincidental record deal, and an $89 million dollar fianc e to go with it. As fame, success, and true love enters into her world once and for all, Lois is faced with many obstacles and haunted demons from her past that she must overcome. Just when Lois thinks she has it under control, more drama seems to come her way, and the paparazzi are having a field day. There are many twists and turns in this novel. If you love hip-hop fiction, then this novel is for you!!! The novel was originally written as a screenplay in 2005, after being inspired from watching the film "8-mile", starring Eminem. This novel gives the reader a raw and uncut glimpse at a female rapper's world in this male dominated industry. THIS BOOK INCLUDES ALL THE INGREDIENTS OF THE PERFECT NOVEL: LOVE, DRAMA, SUSPENSE, AND INSPIRATION!!! Quotes and Recognition Amazon Kindle Number #1 Bestseller Ethnic & International Category (December 24, 2010, March 30, 2011) Founder of http://hiphopmoguls.blogspot.com:"The Leading Lady of Rap is one of those books you can't put down. I finished it in one day." "Book of the Month" www.hiphopjunkiez.com (January 2011)

Download or read book Replay Volume 2 written by C. Lijewski and published by TOKYOPOP. This book was released on 2020-04-20 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After unexpectedly leaving Cree and his position as Faust's bassist, Izsak once again finds himself on the streets that he knows all too well. But a conversation with a mysterious stranger convinces him that his future may not be as solitary as he thinks. Meanwhile, the heartbroken Cree wants Izsak back - but Rail still thinks he's dangerous. Emotions run rampant and mysteries begin to unravel as Re:Play continues!