Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show a Gratitude Journal for Tired Ass Women written by Crazy Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.

Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!

Download or read book Fractured Faith written by Kristie Cook and published by Ang'dora Productions, LLC. This book was released on 2020-07-31 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is this the end…or just the beginning? Evil reigns the world. Earth’s been ravaged. The only signs humans survived the war come from those who serve the Demons’ army. To continue his conquest of humanity, Lucas prepares to open the gates of Hell and bring Satan himself to the physical realm. With a soul that’s been battered and beaten by both Heaven and Hell, I hold on to a single conviction—my love for my family. My only mission now is to save their souls. But the Angels have other plans for us all. My faith in them, in everything is fractured . . . broken. Possibly gone forever. I mean, after everything, after all of the loss, who can blame me? Tristan and everyone else still believe—in the Angels and in me. I have to dig deep, though, for the tiniest bit of faith in order to defeat Lucas and win back the world. But first, I must answer the question that’s haunted me for years: How far will I go to save the souls I love—and those I do not? * * * * * This is the seventh book in the dark fantasy series where you'll meet vampires, werewolves, witches, warlocks, and a new type of angel. The further you get into the series, the more creatures you'll discover, including shapeshifters, fae, sorcerers, demons, and more. The series in suggested reading order with the books’ new titles: #1 – A Demon’s Promise #2 – An Angel’s Purpose Novella – Genesis #3 – Dangerous Devotion #4 – Dark Power #5 – Sacred Wrath #6 – Unholy Torment #7 – Fractured Faith #8 – Age of Angels Part I: Awakened #9 – Age of Angels Part II: Lost #10 – Age of Angels Part III: Marked NOTE: This is a paranormal fantasy romance series that crosses from New Adult to Adult. This series is not a YA.

Download or read book Nothing Good Can Come from This written by Kristi Coulter and published by MCD x FSG Originals. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nothing Good Can Come from This is a book about generative discomfort, surprising sources of beauty, and the odd, often hilarious, business of being human." —Leslie Jamison, author of The Empathy Exams and The Recovering Kristi Coulter inspired and incensed the internet when she wrote about what happened when she stopped drinking. Nothing Good Can Come from This is her debut--a frank, funny, and feminist essay collection by a keen-eyed observer no longer numbed into complacency. When Kristi stopped drinking, she started noticing things. Like when you give up a debilitating habit, it leaves a space, one that can’t easily be filled by mocktails or ice cream or sex or crafting. And when you cancel Rosé Season for yourself, you’re left with just Summer, and that’s when you notice that the women around you are tanked—that alcohol is the oil in the motors that keeps them purring when they could be making other kinds of noise. In her sharp, incisive debut essay collection, Coulter reveals a portrait of a life in transition. By turns hilarious and heartrending, Nothing Good Can Come from This introduces a fierce new voice to fans of Sloane Crosley, David Sedaris, and Cheryl Strayed—perfect for anyone who has ever stood in the middle of a so-called perfect life and looked for an escape hatch.

Download or read book Lost in Chaos written by Tate Connors and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loosely based and exaggerated on my move from NYC to Los Angeles. My first 6 months in LA and my first trip back to NYC. It is about trading a way of life for another. After changing to your New Life it is very difficult to go back to your Old Life without further bumps in life. It is about learning how different NYC is from LA and how to adapt in each, while pursuing your dreams.

Download or read book Know Not Why written by Hannah Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howie gets a job at Artie Kraft's Arts 'N Crafts hoping to score with his lady coworkers. After all, girls love a sensitive guy, and what's more sensitive than dedicating your life to selling yarn and ... stuff? (Okay, so maybe it'd be a good idea to actually learn what one sells at an arts 'n crafts store.) But things don't go exactly according to plan. Coworker #1 is Kristy: blonde, bubbly, unattainable perfection. Coworker #2 is Cora: tiny, much-pierced, and way too fierce to screw with in any sense. And Coworker #3 is, well, Arthur. It goes without saying that he's not an option. Right?... Right? Yeah, Howie's life just got straight up confusing. Pun intended.

Download or read book Claudia and the Terrible Truth The Baby Sitters Club 117 written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In one of the strongest Baby-sitters Club books ever, the club must deal with a client who is abusive toward his children. Ann M. Martin addresses a difficult and important topic in her characteristic sensitive and informed style.

Download or read book Kristy and Mr Mom The Baby Sitters Club 81 written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-11-25 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Worrying about her stepfather after a heart attack forces him to quit his job for a less stressful lifestyle, Kristy wonders if Nanny's departure, an outbreak of the flu, and the arrival of Karen and Andrew will disturb the peace.

Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show a Gratitude Journal for Tired Ass People written by Crazy Tired Crazy Tired Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let that sh*t go! We know there are days we all need to rant, kick a wall, and move on. This journal is the perfect way to express your feelings and move onto to happier days. Our Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass People includes: Four different design layouts with varying quotes and activities, including: Asshole of the Day, Rant On, Shit List, Today I'm Proud I Didn't, I'm Happy I Did and so many more snarky and fun notes and activities. Rate your mood (in middle finger) Plenty of space to capture random ideas and thoughts. Date and day of the week 148 pages; convenient 6" x 9" size with matte cover and white interior pages. Our customers love our products and they make the perfect gift for a coworker, family member or friend who may be having a rough day! Proudly designed in the USA. Part of the Best-Selling Cuss Words Make Me Happy(tm) series: F*ck This Shit Show: A Gratitude Journal For Tired-Ass Women Another F*cking Shit List: Another F*cking Shit List: Blank Weekly Planner and Journal So F*cking Booked: 2019 Desk Size Monthly Calendar

Download or read book Who Pooped in the Park written by Steve Kemp and published by Farcountry Press. This book was released on 2005-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Come along with Julie, Grant, and their family as they follow Ranger Gus and find poop (scat) and footprints (tracks) and discover which animal made them" -- Back cover.

Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Download or read book Haven written by Kristi Cook and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Violet McKenna's life started falling apart when a premonition of her father's murder came true, but at a new school, Winterhaven, she finds friends with psychic gifts and an alluring boy whose destiny is entwined with hers in a critical--and deadly--way.

Download or read book Claudia Kishi Middle School Drop Out The Baby Sitters Club 101 written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her troubles in school culminate in her being dropped back to the seventh grade, Claudia struggles with feelings of failure while adjusting to classmates outside of the Baby-sitters Club.

Download or read book Decolonizing Latinx Masculinities written by Arturo J. Aldama and published by University of Arizona Press. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Latinx hypersexualized lovers or kingpin predators pulsate from our TVs, smartphones, and Hollywood movie screens. Tweets from the executive office brand Latinxs as bad-hombre hordes and marauding rapists and traffickers. A-list Anglo historical figures like Billy the Kid haunt us with their toxic masculinities. These are the themes creatively explored by the eighteen contributors in Decolonizing Latinx Masculinities. Together they explore how legacies of colonization and capitalist exploitation and oppression have created toxic forms of masculinity that continue to suffocate our existence as Latinxs. And while the authors seek to identify all cultural phenomena that collectively create reductive, destructive, and toxic constructions of masculinity that traffic in misogyny and homophobia, they also uncover the many spaces—such as Xicanx-Indígena languages, resistant food cultures, music performances, and queer Latinx rodeo practices—where Latinx communities can and do exhale healing masculinities. With unity of heart and mind, the creative and the scholarly, Decolonizing Latinx Masculinities opens wide its arms to all non-binary, decolonial masculinities today to grow a stronger, resilient, and more compassionate new generation of Latinxs tomorrow. Contributors Arturo J. Aldama Frederick Luis Aldama T. Jackie Cuevas Gabriel S. Estrada Wayne Freeman Jonathan D. Gomez Ellie D. Hernández Alberto Ledesma Jennie Luna Sergio A. Macías Laura Malaver Paloma Martinez-Cruz L. Pancho McFarland William Orchard Alejandra Benita Portillos John-Michael Rivera Francisco E. Robles Lisa Sánchez González Kristie Soares Nicholas Villanueva Jr.

Download or read book Interpreter written by Kristy Marie and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kristy Marie brings all the feels in this heart wrenching, emotional journey of overcoming obstacles, and finding love in the most unexpected places. Blurb: Heartbreakingly beautiful and devastatingly annoying, Timaeus Lambros, a deaf, former military translator, has just been assigned as my co-teacher for the rest of the school year. His stupid-hot face gets on my nerves. So does his well-fitting jeans. Charming and gorgeous men like him should not be teachers. They should be locked away in a storage closet... with me. But that's just a teachers' lounge fantasy with a big dreamy sigh attached. Tim and I can never be a thing. He's broody and closed off, while I'm the new owner of a one-way ticket back to Costa Rica, thanks to budget cuts. But my abuelita always said life wasn't a fairytale. So even if Tim does have a magical tongue and a dreamy body, we still might not get a happily ever after. Praise for Interpreter: Interpreter is a captivating, emotional and swoon-worthy romance with so much heart, and you'll laugh, cry, smile, blush and probably swoon. Mary, Frolic A heartwarming, emotional read that will having you laughing your heart out, give you chills and leave you breathless. Jenny, Queen of the Books The intimacy between Milah and Tim is beautiful in the most pure way possible. I am referring to real all-encompassing intimacy. The way they connect is organic and fluid - they fill each other's needs without even trying. They were so many scenes that left me in tears or with goosebumps from experiencing this with them. Our Dirty Little Kindles Interpreter is an incredible and heartfelt read! Kristy Marie delivers an emotional book filled with laugh-out-loud moments, all the angst from a broody hero, witty banter, and so much sass from a strong Latina heroine! Sara N., Goodreads Reviewer I loved watching the relationship with Milah and Tim develop. It was beautiful to see and very real-life-like. And this book will make you appreciate all 5 senses! Amber, Goodreads Reviewer I love this crew! Like love them. One of the best cast of characters in a series! Tim was so heartbreakingly swoony. Milah was hilarious. Oliver! I can't resist a kid. Pure romantic goodness to me soul. Sarah, Musings of the Modern Belle

Download or read book Driving with Dead People written by Monica Holloway and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-12-09 with total page 476 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At nine years old, Monica Holloway develops a fascination with the local funeral home. Small wonder, with a father who drives his Ford pick up with a Kodak movie camera sitting shotgun just in case he sees an accident, and whose home movies feature more footage of disasters than of his children. In between her father's bouts of violence and abuse, Monica becomes fast friends with Julie Kilner, whose father is the town mortician. She and Julie preferred the casket showroom to the parks and grassy backyards in her hometown of Elk Grove, Ohio, where they would take turns lying in their favourite coffins. In time, Monica and Julie get a job driving the company hearse to pick up bodies from the airport, yet even Monica's growing independence can't protect her from her parents' irresponsibility, and from the feeling that she simply does not deserve to be safe. Little does she know, as she finally strikes out on her own, that her parents' biggest betrayal has yet to be revealed...

Download or read book The Thief written by J.R. Ward and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-04-10 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • New enemies rise and desire burns in the latest thrilling novel of the paranormal romance series the Black Dagger Brotherhood. Sola Morte, former cat burglar and safecracker, has given up her old life on the wrong side of the law. On the run from a drug lord’s family, she is lying low far from Caldwell, keeping her nose clean and her beloved grandmother safe. Her heart, though, is back up north, with the only man who has ever gotten through her defenses: Assail, son of Assail, who never meant to fall in love—and certainly not with a human woman. But they have no future, and not just because she doesn’t know he is a vampire, but because he is not about to stop dealing arms to the Black Dagger Brotherhood. Fate, however, has other plans for them. When Assail falls into a coma and lingers on the verge of death, his cousins seek out Sola and beg her to give him a reason to live. The last thing she wants is a return to her past, but how can she leave him to die? As a lethal new enemy of the vampires shows its face, and the Brotherhood needs Assail back on his feet, Sola finds herself not only a target, but a mission-critical force in a war she doesn’t understand. And when Assail’s truth comes out, will she run from the horror . . . or follow her heart into the arms of the male who loves her more than life itself?