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Book Just Calm the F ck Down

    Book Details:
  • Author : John T
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2019-11-11
  • ISBN : 9781707576401
  • Pages : 57 pages

Download or read book Just Calm the F ck Down written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!

Book Another F cking Coloring Book

Download or read book Another F cking Coloring Book written by Adams Media and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.

Book Calm the F ck Down

    Book Details:
  • Author : Sarah Knight
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release : 2018-12-31
  • ISBN : 0316529176
  • Pages : 274 pages

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Book Just F cking Color 4  Midnight in the Jungle

Download or read book Just F cking Color 4 Midnight in the Jungle written by Cynthia Van Edwards and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-22 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just F*cking Color 4: Midnight in the Jungle by Cynthia Van Edwards [SAFE (Without Profanity) CONTENT] Don't fret, my fine feathered friends and colorists, Cynthia Van Edwards is here to save you another wasted night of sleep and pointless cable station surfing. That's right, the 4th installment in the Just F*cking Color series is here for your coloring pleasures. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. In this installment we decided to focus on a new kind of Coloring Page-we have designed 48 stunning, fully Blacked out 'midnight' pages with white wire-frames so that you actually color the inverse of your normal designs. It makes anyone into a brilliant artist because you literally cannot mess up. Why? Because people are kind of douchey these days and we all need a little down time to relax. Just F*cking Color 4: Midnight in the Jungle is for you! So let your creativity and coloring prowess go wild with these beautiful designs and have a little fun. You know what, have a glass of wine and have a lot of fun... But don't text. No, we must restrict and resist the urge to text after a glass of wine because that would lead to you texting all your ex's and that is just a mess waiting to happen. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience.

Book F ck Off  This is MY Coloring Book

Download or read book F ck Off This is MY Coloring Book written by Adult Colouring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-28 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu

Book Just F cking Color 4  Midnight in the Jungle  Pocket Edition

Download or read book Just F cking Color 4 Midnight in the Jungle Pocket Edition written by Cynthia Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-01 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just F*cking Color 4: Midnight in the Jungle by Cynthia Van Edwards [SAFE (Without Profanity) CONTENT] (POCKET EDITION - which means it's small enough to fit in a purse or your damn pocket) Don't fret, my fine feathered friends and colorists, Cynthia Van Edwards is here to save you another wasted night of sleep and pointless cable station surfing. That's right, the 4th installment in the Just F*cking Color series is here for your coloring pleasures. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. In this installment we decided to focus on a new kind of Coloring Page-we have designed 48 stunning, fully Blacked out 'midnight' pages with white wire-frames so that you actually color the inverse of your normal designs. It makes anyone into a brilliant artist because you literally cannot mess up. Why? Because people are kind of douchey these days and we all need a little down time to relax. Just F*cking Color 4: Midnight in the Jungle is for you! So let your creativity and coloring prowess go wild with these beautiful designs and have a little fun. You know what, have a glass of wine and have a lot of fun... But don't text. No, we must restrict and resist the urge to text after a glass of wine because that would lead to you texting all your ex's and that is just a mess waiting to happen. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience.

Book Cheer the F ck Up

Download or read book Cheer the F ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

Book Color Me F cking Calm

    Book Details:
  • Author : Hannah Caner
  • Publisher : Castle Point Books
  • Release : 2016-05-17
  • ISBN : 9781250121424
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Color Me F cking Calm written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!

Book Stay the F ck Home and Color

Download or read book Stay the F ck Home and Color written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a global crisis has got you down, brighten your day with a sh*tload of color! Save humanity and your sanity by coloring through a collection of incredible works of art. When you’re tempted to come into contact with other humans, rewash your hands, retreat to your creativity cave, and color the sh*t out of these illustrations instead! Enjoy the tranquility of staying six feet away from loved ones while getting up close and personal with your imagination. Let your social distancing shine and channel your inner introvert with Stay the F*ck Home and Color! · Flatten the curve and boost your mood with more than 35 soothing illustrations · Sanitize your colored pencils and gel pens and get your coloring on! · Do your part and comingle with nobody but art!

Book Festive As F ck

Download or read book Festive As F ck written by Weldon Owen and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?” There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

Book Just F cking Do It

    Book Details:
  • Author : Noor Hibbert
  • Publisher : Teach Yourself
  • Release : 2021-11-09
  • ISBN : 9781473692954
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Just F cking Do It written by Noor Hibbert and published by Teach Yourself. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'NOOR HIBBERT IS A FORCE OF NATURE AND HER BOOK IS A CANDID, NO-BULLSH*T BLUEPRINT FOR LIVING YOUR MOST AMAZING LIFE. INVIGORATING AND INSPIRING!' Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck 'A ROUSING GUIDE ON HOW TO BUILD MOMENTUM TOWARDS YOUR GOALS, QUASH YOUR INNER DOUBTS AND CHARGE AT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT' , RED Magazine JUST F*CKING DO IT will take you on a mind-altering journey of self discovery and personal transformation using an approach which combines psychological rigour with spiritual power - helping you to become the best version of yourself and create a life of happiness and abundance. True personal development can only be achieved by changing how you think and interact with the world. This book, by the creator of the hit 'Think It, Get It' podcast, will demonstrate that, alongside purposeful and practical steps to improve your life, you have the power to multiply your success and happiness by harnessing the Law of Attraction. Whatever obstacles you face, this book will show you how to stop thinking small, make positive changes and live the life you deserve.

Book You F cking Donkey

    Book Details:
  • Author :
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-05-05
  • ISBN : 9781916374010
  • Pages : 88 pages

Download or read book You F cking Donkey written by and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - GIFT IDEAS - HUMOROUS This book is filled with unique patterns and 40 iconic quotes from the undisputed master of swearing and insults - Gordon Ramsay. Whether you are a fan of Gordon Ramsay and his way with words, a fellow chef or just a f*cking Panini Head, this book will release your inner artist, relax you and serve as a motivator to get sh*t done. HAPPY F*CKING COLORING! Book Details: 40 iconic quotes on unique coloring patterns Printed single-sided on bright white paper Hilarious Gordon Ramsay illustrations on reverse pages The perfect gag gift for special occasions For adults only (NOT FOR CHILDREN)

Book Just F cking Color 3  the Black Edition

    Book Details:
  • Author : Cynthia Van Edwards
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-05-10
  • ISBN : 9781533117120
  • Pages : 98 pages

Download or read book Just F cking Color 3 the Black Edition written by Cynthia Van Edwards and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JUST F*CKING COLOR - Release Your Anger! [The BLACK Edition] This book is filled with incredible artwork that pops off of the pages by using various shading techniques that set in BLACK backgrounds to enhance your creativity. With vivid 3D designs you can not only relax while you color, but create some incredible pieces of art. Sure, it's absolutely full of bad words, swear words and loads of nasty sayings and other shit that will make most people turn away, repulsed and frustrated. But that is the very reason for this book - to Release Your Anger through the relaxing art of fucking Coloring. This one ain't for your kids. So pour a glass of wine, or a shot of scotch, and get ready to color your anger away! In this edition of the Just Fucking Color Series, we chose to focus on eye-popping 3D images with a nice smattering of Swear Words & Profanity. Sure, everyone is always saying to stay positive and keep your head up. Well, we say, sometimes it's okay to just say F'ck it. Who gives a shit. Let all those other dickbags smile on a monday when the rest of us want to hit everyone in the office with a baseball bat. So F'ck them, F'ck mondays, and Just F*cking Color! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of Color and Relax & Release Your Anger. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. USE A PIECE of blank PAPER beneath your drawings as you color them, especially if you are using markers with alcohol in them. Ideally you would use map colors or colored pencils because they create the longest lasting unfading color. PLEASE: Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD's Facebook page. Also, if you post them in a review we will send you a free copy of any of the other books Cynthia (or our other artists) have designed. So check us out and let's see what you're made of!

Book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck

Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Book Midnight Jungle

    Book Details:
  • Author : Cynthia Van Edwards
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-05-28
  • ISBN : 9781533411020
  • Pages : 112 pages

Download or read book Midnight Jungle written by Cynthia Van Edwards and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just F*cking Color 4: Midnight in the Jungle by Cynthia Van Edwards [SAFE (Without Profanity) CONTENT] Don't fret, my fine feathered friends and colorists, Cynthia Van Edwards is here to save you another wasted night of sleep and pointless cable station surfing. That's right, the 4th installment in the Just F*cking Color series is here for your coloring pleasures. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. In this installment we decided to focus on a new kind of Coloring Page-we have designed 48 stunning, fully Blacked out 'midnight' pages with white wire-frames so that you actually color the inverse of your normal designs. It makes anyone into a brilliant artist because you literally cannot mess up. Why? Because people are kind of douchey these days and we all need a little down time to relax. Just F*cking Color 4: Midnight in the Jungle is for you! So let your creativity and coloring prowess go wild with these beautiful designs and have a little fun. You know what, have a glass of wine and have a lot of fun... But don't text. No, we must restrict and resist the urge to text after a glass of wine because that would lead to you texting all your ex's and that is just a mess waiting to happen. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience.

Book Just F cking Color 3  the White Edition

    Book Details:
  • Author : Cynthia Van Edwards
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-05-13
  • ISBN : 9781533117298
  • Pages : 98 pages

Download or read book Just F cking Color 3 the White Edition written by Cynthia Van Edwards and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JUST F*CKING COLOR - Release Your Anger! [The WHITE Edition] This book is filled with incredible artwork that pops off of the pages by using various shading techniques that set in WHITE and Shadowed backgrounds to enhance your creativity. With vivid 3D designs you can not only relax while you color, but create some incredible pieces of art. Sure, it's absolutely full of bad words, swear words and loads of nasty sayings and other shit that will make most people turn away, repulsed and frustrated. But that is the very reason for this book - to Release Your Anger through the relaxing art of fucking Coloring. This one ain't for your kids. So pour a glass of wine, or a shot of scotch, and get ready to color your anger away! In this edition of the Just Fucking Color Series, we chose to focus on eye-popping 3D images with a nice smattering of Swear Words & Profanity. Sure, everyone is always saying to stay positive and keep your head up. Well, we say, sometimes it's okay to just say F'ck it. Who gives a shit. Let all those other dickbags smile on a monday when the rest of us want to hit everyone in the office with a baseball bat. So F'ck them, F'ck mondays, and Just F*cking Color! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of Color and Relax & Release Your Anger. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper. USE A PIECE of blank PAPER beneath your drawings as you color them, especially if you are using markers with alcohol in them. Ideally you would use map colors or colored pencils because they create the longest lasting unfading color. PLEASE: Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD's Facebook page. Also, if you post them in a review we will send you a free copy of any of the other books Cynthia (or our other artists) have designed. So check us out and let's see what you're made of!

Book Calm As F ck   Adult Coloring Book

Download or read book Calm As F ck Adult Coloring Book written by Oh No Oh No Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2016-03-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.