Download or read book Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men written by Yuk Yuk's (Toronto, Ont.) and published by Yuk Yuk's Joke Book. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This series of time-tested joke books helps jokers with a funny quip in any setting. Classic Jokes brings together 500 jokes from the routines of countless standup comedians, such as “How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change.” Jokes for Roasts and Toasts provides speakers with a treasure of pithy remarks and merciless insults for any engagement. And running the gamut from crude to tasteless, Jokes Men Only Tell Other Men allows would-be jokers to be completely inappropriate at the most appropriate times.
Download or read book Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Don Steinberg and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
Download or read book Jokes Women Won t Laugh at written by Gene Brissie and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2002 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud politically incorrect jokes are for men only, with women as the subjects of overtly crude humor. (June)
Download or read book Joke Book for Men written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book for men has over 300 funny jokes that any man, dad or husband will absolutly love and laugh out loud at. This men jokes book will bring hours of entertainemnt for guys nights outs and other get togethers. Perfect present for fathers day and birthdays. There are both clean and dirty jokes among the many joke categories in this book, so you will find the right jokes for every humor. This joke book is now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Download or read book Man Walks Into a Bar 2 written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2007 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular joke series. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns,
Download or read book Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Doogie Horner and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift! This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including: • The One about the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer • The One about the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom • The One about Father O’Mally’s Sunday Night Bath • The One about the Cowboy and the Lesbian
Download or read book Don t Tell Dick Jokes at Work and Other Tips written by J. A. Davids and published by Julia Anne Davids. This book was released on 2018-07-07 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone can play an important part in creating a more welcoming work environment. If you work in a male-dominated workplace, then use this book to learn how to better welcome and recruit women coworkers. Outcomes:After reading this book, you will be able to... Minimize gender-specific communication issues. Identify what to do today to attract and retain female hires in the upcoming weeks. Recognize, reduce, and prevent inappropriate behavior by men on your team. Develop a list of specific actions to make your organization an amazing place for women to work. Relate better to women's experiences at work, which will help you become a well-respected leader of men and women alike. Book Contents: Part One provides an overview of challenges women have faced - and continue to face - in the US workforce. This section includes research about the history of women in the US workforce. It also includes scenarios, transcripts, and quotes derived from interviews with engineers and academic research. Part Twoprovides ten specific lessons about how you can improve your workplace for women. These action-based lessons (e.g. Maintain Appropriate Intimacy) will help you build a checklist of things you can do this week to improve.
Download or read book Jokes written by Ted Cohen and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2008-04-15 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Abe and his friend Sol are out for a walk together in a part of town they haven't been in before. Passing a Christian church, they notice a curious sign in front that says "$1,000 to anyone who will convert." "I wonder what that's about," says Abe. "I think I'll go in and have a look. I'll be back in a minute; just wait for me." Sol sits on the sidewalk bench and waits patiently for nearly half an hour. Finally, Abe reappears. "Well," asks Sol, "what are they up to? Who are they trying to convert? Why do they care? Did you get the $1,000?" Indignantly Abe replies, "Money. That's all you people care about." Ted Cohen thinks that's not a bad joke. But he also doesn't think it's an easy joke. For a listener or reader to laugh at Abe's conversion, a complicated set of conditions must be met. First, a listener has to recognize that Abe and Sol are Jewish names. Second, that listener has to be familiar with the widespread idea that Jews are more interested in money than anything else. And finally, the listener needs to know this information in advance of the joke, and without anyone telling him or her. Jokes, in short, are complicated transactions in which communities are forged, intimacy is offered, and otherwise offensive stereotypes and cliches lose their sting—at least sometimes. Jokes is a book of jokes and a book about them. Cohen loves a good laugh, but as a philosopher, he is also interested in how jokes work, why they work, and when they don't. The delight at the end of a joke is the result of a complex set of conditions and processes, and Cohen takes us through these conditions in a philosophical exploration of humor. He considers questions of audience, selection of joke topics, the ethnic character of jokes, and their morality, all with plenty of examples that will make you either chuckle or wince. Jokes: more humorous than other philosophy books, more philosophical than other humor books. "Befitting its subject, this study of jokes is . . . light, funny, and thought-provoking. . . . [T]he method fits the material, allowing the author to pepper the book with a diversity of jokes without flattening their humor as a steamroller theory might. Such a book is only as good as its jokes, and most of his are good. . . . [E]ntertainment and ideas in one gossamer package."—Kirkus Reviews "One of the many triumphs of Ted Cohen's Jokes-apart from the not incidental fact that the jokes are so good that he doesn't bother to compete with them-is that it never tries to sound more profound than the jokes it tells. . . . [H]e makes you feel he is doing an unusual kind of philosophy. As though he has managed to turn J. L. Austin into one of the Marx Brothers. . . . Reading Jokes makes you feel that being genial is the most profound thing we ever do-which is something jokes also make us feel-and that doing philosophy is as natural as being amused."—Adam Phillips, London Review of Books "[A] lucid and jargon-free study of the remarkable fact that we divert each other with stories meant to make us laugh. . . . An illuminating study, replete with killer jokes."—Kevin McCardle, The Herald (Glasgow) "Cohen is an ardent joke-maker, keen to offer us a glimpse of how jokes are crafted and to have us dwell rather longer on their effects."—Barry C. Smith, Times Literary Supplement "Because Ted Cohen loves jokes, we come to appreciate them more, and perhaps think further about the quality of good humor and the appropriateness of laughter in our lives."—Steve Carlson, Christian Science Monitor
Download or read book The McSweeney s Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Stupid Men Jokes written by Nancy Gray and published by Villard Books. This book was released on 1992 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Male Chauvinist Pig Joke Book written by James Buffington and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-28 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes for men only! No women allowed!
Download or read book Dumb Men Joke Book written by Jim Mullen and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09-26 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This uproarious collection pokes fun at the unfairer sex with 300 hilarious jokes and put-downs. Volume I of Jim Mullen's hilarious series.
Download or read book Good Humor Bad Taste written by Giselinde Kuipers and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Humor, Bad Taste is the first extensive sociological study of the relationship between humor and social background. Using a combination of interview materials, survey data, and historical materials, the book explores the relationship between humor and gender, age, regional background, and especially, humor and social class in the Netherlands. The final chapter focuses on national differences, exploring the differences between the American and the Dutch sense of humor, again using a combination of interview and survey materials. The starting point for this exploration of differences in sense of humor is one specific humorous genre: the joke. The joke is not a very prestigious genre; in the Netherlands even less so than in the US. It is precisely this lack of status that made it a good starting point for asking questions about humor and taste. Interviewees generally had very pronounced opinions about the genre, calling jokes "their favorite kind humor", but also "completely devoid of humor" and "a form of intellectual poverty". Good Humor, Bad Taste attempts to explain why jokes are good humor to some, bad taste to others. The focus on this one genre enables Good Humor, Bad Taste to have a very wide scope. The book not only covers the appreciation and evaluation of jokes by different social groups and in different cultures, and its relationship with wider humor styles. It also describes the genre itself: the history of the genre, its decline in status from the sixteenth century onward, and the way the topics and the tone of jokes have changed over the last fifty years of the twentieth century.
Download or read book Abe Lincoln s Legacy of Laughter written by Paul M. Zall and published by Univ. of Tennessee Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Abraham Lincoln's Legacy of Laughter, a substantial revision of P. M. Zall's 1982 classic, Abe Lincoln Laughing, consists of stories, jokes, and anecdotes on a wide range of topics by and about Abraham Lincoln before and after he became president. Establishing which tales are authentic and which are frauds and delusions, Abraham Lincoln's Legacy of Laughter includes stories derived from Lincoln's writings and speeches; writings by others up to April 1865; post-Civil War writings by those who knew him; and writings by others about Lincoln in later decades, including a sample from the twentieth century. Within each group, entries are arranged in the order they appeared in print. The volume contains notes, a bibliography, an index of the entries by section, and a subject index.
Download or read book Jackie The Joke Man Martling s Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book written by Jackie Martling and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-10-07 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.
Download or read book The Pac Man Riddle and Joke Book written by Mike Thaler and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 1982-11-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Jokes for Guys written by Roger Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hardly a newsflash that men and women don't necessarily find the same things funny. Each gender has evolved a unique brand of humour. However, most men know better than to share guy humour with women. No one really needs another reason to spend the night in the doghouse! Jokes for Guys is designed and intended solely for the male of the species, a safe harbor where men are encouraged to laugh loud and proud about... well, manly things...and not to fear when snorting noisily in their beer and spewing suds. You'll find many a new joke in this macho collection, fit for the fairway, the stag party, the locker room, the barbershop or the barracks with humour as old as the cave or as fresh as tomorrow on: sex, marriage and the lack of sex, outhouses, cars, bars, baseball, blondes, bodily functions, golf, geezers, engineers, lawyers, preachers, politicians and pratfalls. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None! It should be opened when she gives it to you. Young lady comes home from a date, rather sad. She tells her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asks. "Because he also told me he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is!" A recent poll disclosed the fact that ninety percent of all men masturbate in the shower, while the other ten percent sing. Do you know what they sing? You don't know, do you? I didn't think so... Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
