Download or read book I ll Do It Later and Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself written by Kenshin Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-18 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal / notebook for all ages , perfect for the lovers of memes and funny quotes , great gift for your procrastination friends , a reminder to get your stuff together and to be more productive . - Details : paper : white size : 6x9 inches pages : 120 pages interior : CollegeRuled

Download or read book What s So Funny Jokes Journal written by Comedy Journal Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-17 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever heard a joke at work then planned to tell it at a party that night but forgot it? Here is your opportunity to write down all those great jokes and stories that you hear in one easy to use journal with over 100 blank lined pages. This notebook is a convenient 6 inches (15.24 cm) by 9 inches (22.86 cm). Makes a great gift. Don't forget those jokes!

Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

Download or read book My Funny Jokes written by Kendra Allsop and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids write their own jokes. Do you know a child who loves to laugh and perhaps write their own jokes? This My funny jokes book is perfect for kids from kindergarten to grade 6. This 5 x 8 notebook is guided to help them with their joke writing. It is a fill in the blank style journal. With different types of fill in jokes such as knock knock jokes, why did the chicken cross the road, question and answer, freestyle and more. This book makes a great keepsake and memories for when they are older.

Download or read book Jokes Journal for Stand Up Comics Comedian Notebook written by Funny Life and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-16 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every comis needs to keep track of his jokes.Did you come up with a funny joke, but you forgot it?You presented a joke and want to write down how well it was receviced?Then this journal is perfect for you! Why should you choose this notebook? Stylish and unique cover that makes you look like a pro 100 two-column lined pages using the Cornell note taking system which will help you to organize your jokes Jokes quotes on the first page and in the interior Convinient 6x9 size

Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

Download or read book Silly Jokes about Food written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2021 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Get ready to laugh from the grocery store to the kitchen with these silly food jokes! Hilarious images add to fun in this laugh-out-loud collection of jokes all about food"--

Download or read book Roast Writing Team Notebook written by Chuckle Spoon Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Joke Brainstorming Notebook! Jokes can brighten anyone's day! Right? You are a jokester or aspiring Comedian and love to test out your jokes. I use this when I want to brainstorm some new material. Sort of a Comedian in progress...Keep a live record of your funny story lines, mash ups and work out those jokes in this Joke Brainstorming notebook! When I'm writing jokes, I use a structure very much like this to come up with my ideas so I thought it would be useful to turn it into a brainstorming page for a joke book! I made this Joke Notebook just for you so you can see how the process works. As I believe humor is frequently found in the intersect of two ideas, I start with Idea 1 and Idea 2. This is what I call a Mashup of two ideas. Lastly, I write the joke, generating a fun setup from the funny connections and characters and throwing in a punny punchline. I've Included these prompts inside the Joke Notebook: Idea 1, Funny Connection, Ideas 2, Related Topics, Puns, Characters and so much more..... This joke brainstorming notebook could be included in books for stand up comedians (open mic through to professional), comedy writers and students, sketch writers, advertising slogan creators, playwrights, Show writers, motivational speakers or anyone else who wants to incorporate jokes and humor into their work. Makes a great year-round gift or stocking stuffer for women or anyone else who has a good sense of offbeat humor. Great for nurses who have that "dark" sense of humor too! Features Include: 110 pages 8X10 Inches white paper Cute matte-finished cover

Download or read book JACK s Jokes written by Saou Joke Book Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Gift idea for JACK UNDER 10 DOLLARS ! Creative notebook / journal simple beautiful and professionally designed with Customized first name ( JACK ) and quote : ' Jokes ' , with beautiful soft colors design combination. All the elements in this journal / notebook are customized handmade.This will be another perfect gift for your Son , your Brother , relatives , coworker , friends ( JACK ) or all your loved ones for all time. You can have it use as a notebook, journal or composition book that be the source of the creativity and encourage thinking out of the box. Forget the boring thank you card and gift them this unique journal that they can use and always remember you by. Features : Creative JACK notebook Gift idea 120 Pages For your Jokes 6"x9" notebook, perfect size for your desk, backpack, school, home or work Perfect sturdy Matte Soft Cover It can be used to write Jokes and journal A cool JACK notebook that is awesome Gift Idea for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Graduation or any other present giving occasion

Download or read book Dad Jokes Gift written by Yunes Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: hey guys, we offre you this funny journal, dad jokes 120 jokes a day a journal for record funny jokes - 120 pages - 6" x 9" inche - Bleed - Glossy - Gift . have a happy day

Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.

Download or read book A Good Laugh Recharges Your Battery A 8 5 X 11 Jokes Journal to Keep All of Your Puns Jokes and Funny Comments written by Jennifer E. Garza and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 8.5 x 11 Jokes Journal has 100 pages and plenty of room to keep all of your jokes, puns, and funny comments. Writing daily is known to help with anxiety and depression, and this journal can be a perfect gateway to daily journaling. The cover of this journal is a bright yellow with an industrial title reading, "A Good Laugh Recharges Your Battery."

Download or read book Jokes Journal for Standup Comics written by Comedy Journal Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-17 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It doesn't matter if you are just starting up in standup comedy, or an amateur comic, or a professional. You need to keep track of your jokes. Here is your opportunity to write down all those great jokes and stories in one easy to use journal with over 100 blank lined pages. You can also record where you first presented the joke and how well the joke was received. Add suggestions and improvement ideas.This notebook is a convenient 6 inches (15.24 cm) by 9 inches (22.86 cm) with a matte paperback cover finish. Makes a great gift. Never forget your jokes!

Download or read book Zizek s Jokes written by Slavoj Zizek and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2018-02-23 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Žižek as comedian: jokes in the service of philosophy. “A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”—Ludwig Wittgenstein The good news is that this book offers an entertaining but enlightening compilation of Žižekisms. Unlike any other book by Slavoj Žižek, this compact arrangement of jokes culled from his writings provides an index to certain philosophical, political, and sexual themes that preoccupy him. Žižek's Jokes contains the set-ups and punch lines—as well as the offenses and insults—that Žižek is famous for, all in less than 200 pages. So what's the bad news? There is no bad news. There's just the inimitable Slavoj Žižek, disguised as an impossibly erudite, politically incorrect uncle, beginning a sentence, “There is an old Jewish joke, loved by Derrida...“ For Žižek, jokes are amusing stories that offer a shortcut to philosophical insight. He illustrates the logic of the Hegelian triad, for example, with three variations of the “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” classic: first the wife claims a migraine; then the husband does; then the wife exclaims, “Darling, I have a terrible migraine, so let's have some sex to refresh me!” A punch line about a beer bottle provides a Lacanian lesson about one signifier. And a “truly obscene” version of the famous “aristocrats” joke has the family offering a short course in Hegelian thought rather than a display of unspeakables. Žižek's Jokes contains every joke cited, paraphrased, or narrated in Žižek's work in English (including some in unpublished manuscripts), including different versions of the same joke that make different points in different contexts. The larger point being that comedy is central to Žižek's seriousness.

Download or read book JOHN s Jokes written by Saou Joke Book Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Gift idea for JOHN UNDER 10 DOLLARS ! Creative notebook / journal simple beautiful and professionally designed with Customized first name ( JOHN ) and quote : ' Jokes ' , with beautiful soft colors design combination. All the elements in this journal / notebook are customized handmade.This will be another perfect gift for your Son , your Brother , relatives , coworker , friends ( JOHN ) or all your loved ones for all time. You can have it use as a notebook, journal or composition book that be the source of the creativity and encourage thinking out of the box. Forget the boring thank you card and gift them this unique journal that they can use and always remember you by. Features : Creative JOHN notebook Gift idea 120 Pages For your Jokes 6"x9" notebook, perfect size for your desk, backpack, school, home or work Perfect sturdy Matte Soft Cover It can be used to write Jokes and journal A cool JOHN notebook that is awesome Gift Idea for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Graduation or any other present giving occasion

Download or read book Joke Writing Notebook For Kids written by Chuckle Spoon Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Joke Brainstorming Notebook! Jokes can brighten anyone's day! Right? You are a jokester or aspiring Comedian and love to test out your jokes. I use this when I want to brainstorm some new material. Sort of a Comedian in progress...Keep a live record of your funny story lines, mash ups and work out those jokes in this Joke Brainstorming notebook! When I'm writing jokes, I use a structure very much like this to come up with my ideas so I thought it would be useful to turn it into a brainstorming page for a joke book! I made this Joke Notebook just for you so you can see how the process works. As I believe humor is frequently found in the intersect of two ideas, I start with Idea 1 and Idea 2. This is what I call a Mashup of two ideas. Lastly, I write the joke, generating a fun setup from the funny connections and characters and throwing in a punny punchline. I've Included these prompts inside the Joke Notebook: Idea 1, Funny Connection, Ideas 2, Related Topics, Puns, Characters and so much more..... This joke brainstorming notebook could be included in books for stand up comedians (open mic through to professional), comedy writers and students, sketch writers, advertising slogan creators, playwrights, Show writers, motivational speakers or anyone else who wants to incorporate jokes and humor into their work. Makes a great year-round gift or stocking stuffer for women or anyone else who has a good sense of offbeat humor. Great for nurses who have that "dark" sense of humor too! Features Include: 110 pages 8X10 Inches white paper Cute matte-finished cover

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids written by Carole Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Discover more than 800 silly jokes for kids in this hilarious kids joke book Reading jokes can tickle your funny bone AND help boost reading skills. The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and puns you can share with your friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Funny facts and illustrations—Find some very silly illustrations that match the jokes, and fun trivia about the joke topics—did you know that elephants can't jump? Beginner joke-writing tips—This joke book for kids explains how setups and punchlines works and includes tips and exercises to help you write your own jokes. Take jokes anywhere—Bring this book on road trips, plane trips, and more so you can have fun everywhere you go. Give the gift of laughter—Whether it's a birthday gift, a stocking stuffer, an Easter basket stuffer, or a present for any occasion, this book makes an educational and hilarious gift for every kid who loves to laugh! The perfect joke book for kids of all ages, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids promises to keep the young readers entertained and amused.