Download or read book Jokes I Heard in Prison written by Tom Hatchett and published by . This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ama's story goes from fairy tale to hard times, as she finds herself as a school drop-out, with no money and a young son to raise. She was estranged from her parents. Her fiancé and the father of her son was incarcerated. He was being detained by officers of a state agency. An unwitting incident from her past catches up with her and compounds her current problems. Ama's is subpoenaed to be a prosecution witness in a case against some young men believed to be the killers of a fellow student six years prior. Used to having others do for her, Ama's struggles to get her life back on track by herself and on her own terms. With some help from her parents, now reunited with her, Ama begins to piece her life back together. She goes back to college, no longer the heartless young thing that only enjoyed the attention of older men with money. This time Ama is older and wiser and has her attention fully focused on getting her architecture degree and raising her son. Love visits again, this time dressed up as a sharp police officer who wants her to help him nail the bad guys. This is Ama's second chance at finding true love.
Download or read book 100 Filthy Raunchy Jailhouse Jokes written by Larry "Rocky" Harris and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: jokes heard in prison
Download or read book Why Not Do It Again 100 More Filthy Raunchy Jailhouse Jokes written by Larry "Rocky" Harris and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes heard from prison as retold by the author, a prisoner in the Illinois River Correctional Center. The author writes that these jokes come from the bowels of the penal system-from the mouths and brains of society's degenerates. They are not politically correct. If you are offended easily, then drop this book and walk away. If you need a good laugh, (and in the current state of America we all do), then get your read on. Tell a friend a joke. Spread the smile around a bit.
Download or read book 100 Filthy Raunchy Jailhouse Jokes written by Larry Harris and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-21 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry Harris is a published prison author. In this book, he shares the jokes he has written and heard while behind bars. Readers will see inside the minds of the diverse prison population and discover their shared sense of humor. These jokes are NOT politically correct. If the guys doing time were politically correct, they would never laugh.
Download or read book 100 More Filth Raunchy Jailhouse Jokes written by Larry "Rocky" Harris and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: jokes heard in Illinois State Prison
Download or read book Rancid Prison Jokes written by Paul Whitmore and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Rancid Prison Jokes" is a compilation of humor, often homophobic, racist and sexist, created and documented by the incarcerated author, Paul Whitmore. Anyone with a relative or friend in prison will find this book both humorous and informative. People who are or have been incarcerated will find much of this book funny and sometimes cathartic. In this book, Whitmore expresses the prison culture found in CA Dept of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR). Through witticisms, wisecracks and wordplay, he documents and parodies the darker side of humanity showing its fallibilities and strengths. This book not only exposes the society behind bars, but brings to light the people who live there; complex and dynamic. As a lifer, the majority of the author's friends are also lifers; the most notorious and nefarious of criminals. Through their pain and fear, these people have founded a life and find joy, love and occasionally redemption. "Rancid Prison Jokes" shows the humor necessary to survive in such an environment, and expresses the author's effort to maintain his own sanity in an insane environment.Come join the foolery; laugh, love and learn about life in the toughest prisons in the United States. NOTE: if you are easily offended...GROW UP! This is Trump's America!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-07-09 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Prison Guard jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Prison Guard joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Prison Guard jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Prison Guards wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Prison Guard and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Prison Guard brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Prison Guard who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Prison Guards laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Allan Pease and published by Robson. This book was released on 2014-12-22 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".
Download or read book Profiles from Prison written by Michael G. Santos and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2003-06-30 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by an inmate serving 45 years for a drug conviction when he was 23, this is an in-depth view living behind bars from the perspective of prisoners themselves. Sections of the book are based on length of imprisonment. Prisoners in Fort Dix, N.J., detail their unique experiences, thoughts, and feelings about life on the inside. Some describe the actions that lead to their confinement, or detail the complexities of living in all-male communities. Others reveal the ways they cope with their terms, or the expectations they have for life after prison. Santos offers the gripping stories of men serving a variety of terms, providing commentary and analysis as he guides readers through the prison experience. How men adjust to their confinement, and how they utilize their time while serving their sentences, can be a predictor of future success or failure both in prison and society upon their release. Through these often-difficult accounts, readers gain a greater understanding of what it means to be a prisoner, and how the system itself can contribute to both positive adjustment and negative outcomes alike.
Download or read book The Tidewater Tales written by John Barth and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 1997-02-15 with total page 662 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barth's richest, most joyous novel yet describes a couple's journey on the Chesapeake Bay, a cruise that overflows with stories--of past lives and love, entanglements with the CIA and toxic waste, and inventive brushes with Don Quixote, Odysseus and Scheherazade.
Download or read book The Lost Art of the Great Speech written by Richard Dowis and published by Amacom Books. This book was released on 2000 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Splashy slides, confident body language, and a lot of eye contact are fine and well. But if a speech is rambling, illogical, or just plain boring, the impact will be lost. Now everyone can learn to give powerful, on-target speeches that capture an audience's attention and drive home a message. The key is not just in the delivery techniques, but in tapping into the power of language. Prepared by an award-winning writer, this authoritative speech-writing guide covers every essential element of a great speech, including outlining and organizing, beginning with a bang, making use of action verbs and vivid nouns, and handling questions from the audience. Plus, the book includes excerpts from some of history's most memorable speeches--eloquent words to contemplate and emulate."
Download or read book Pearls for His Girls written by Janice Tittle Utterback and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2018-02-24 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pearls for His Girls is a book written to encourage mothers in every stage of their parenting journey and give them practical tips and commonsense ideas to use or tweak to fit their individual needs and those of their children. It is written for mothers of girls but will be an invaluable asset in raising boys as well, especially as it encourages all mothers to keep their eyes on Jesus and seek His wisdom. It is packed with ideas on specific topics and ages in an easy-to-use list format as well as the reasons behind the suggested actions. In a time when mothers need encouragement and parenting helps without judgment, this book provides a refreshing breath of inspiration and hope to repair troublesome parenting issues.
Download or read book The Myth of Prison Rape written by Mark S. Fleisher and published by Rowman & Littlefield Publishers. This book was released on 2009-01-16 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Myth of Prison Rape provides a nuanced glimpse into the complex sexual dynamics of American prison. Drawing on results from the most comprehensive study of inmate sexuality to date, Mark S. Fleisher and Jessie L. Krienert analyze the intricacies of sexuality and sexual violence in daily inmate life. Pulled from over 500 interviews from male and female high-security inmates, their research assesses inmate perception, belief, opinion, and explanation of their own behavior as it relates directly and indirectly to sexual life and sexual violence. Dynamic case studies and interview excerpts enliven this cultural study of sexuality, safety, and violence in American prisons, and an appendix introduces readers to prison sexual vocabulary.
Download or read book Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Sam Hoffman and published by Metro Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, 'You know we have a drink named after you?' The grasshopper replies, 'You have a drink named Stanley?' Just one of the gags in this book, many of which explore Jewish themes.
Download or read book If You Don t Laugh You ll Cry written by Claire Schmidt and published by University of Wisconsin Pres. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces readers to prison workers as they share stories, debate the role of corrections in American racial politics and social justice, and talk about the important function of humor in their jobs.
Download or read book Memoirs of Leonora Christina written by Leonora Christina Ulfeldt and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reproduction of the original.
Download or read book The Genius of the Jewish Joke written by Arthur Asa Berger and published by Transaction Publishers. This book was released on with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Genius of the Jewish Joke focuses on what is distinctive and unusual about Jewish jokes and Jewish humor. Jewish humor is humor by Jews and about Jews, in whatever medium this humor is found. Jokes are defined as short stories, meant to amuse, with a punch line, though Jewish humor exists in many other forms—riddles, comic definitions, parodies—as well. The book makes a "radical" suggestion about the origin of Jewish humor—namely, that Sarah and Abraham's relation to God, and the name of their son Isaac (which, in Hebrew, means laughter), recognizes a special affinity in Jews for humor. Abraham does not sacrifice Isaac (humor) and, thus, humor and the Jews are linked early in Jewish history. Berger discusses techniques of humor and how they can be used to analyze jokes. He also compares "Old World Jewish Humor"—the humor of the shtetl, with its fabulous schlemiels, schlimazels, schnorrers, and other characters—and "New World Humor"—the humor of Jewish doctors, lawyers, accountants, and other professional types living mostly in the suburbs nowadays. Jewish humor is contrasted with other forms of ethnic humor, such as Polish jokes and Italian American jokes. This humor, in addition to providing pleasure, reveals a great deal about Jewish character and culture and, in addition, the human condition. Now available with a new introduction by the author, The Genius of the Jewish Joke is an entertaining and informative inquiry into Jewish humor that explores its distinctiveness, its unique spirit, and its role in Jewish identity.
