Download or read book Jokes and More About Snakes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some snakes have a deadly, poisonous bite, while others squeeze the life out of their prey. Many people are afraid of slithering serpents—but that doesn’t mean jokes about them can’t be hiss-terical! Readers will love learning cool facts about snakes, including their ability to hold back venom if they don’t intend to kill the person or animal they’re biting. Colorful photographs and illustrations enhance this interesting science information as python puns, fang funnies, and diamondback delights cause readers to giggle from head to rattle!
Download or read book Jokes and More About Snakes written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some snakes have a deadly, poisonous bite, while others squeeze the life out of their prey. Many people are afraid of slithering serpents—but that doesn’t mean jokes about them can’t be hiss-terical! Readers will love learning cool facts about snakes, including their ability to hold back venom if they don’t intend to kill the person or animal they’re biting. Colorful photographs and illustrations enhance this interesting science information as python puns, fang funnies, and diamondback delights cause readers to giggle from head to rattle!
Download or read book Let s Tell Jokes about Snakes written by Leonard Clasky and published by . This book was released on 2023 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes snakes can be scary, but sometimes they can be silly! This accessible joke book shows the silly side of snakes as readers learn a variety of funny jokes starring these cool creatures. This reading experience isn't just entertaining, though. It's educational too! Readers discover fun facts about snakes that help supplement basic life science curriculum topics. This shows even reluctant readers that learning can be lots of fun. Impressive full-color photographs of many different kinds of snakes are featured as part of a vibrant design.
Download or read book Snakes Alive written by Diane L. Burns and published by Lerner Publishing Group. This book was released on 1988 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about snakes, such as "What's the only proper medicine for a sick snake? Asp-irin."
Download or read book Snake Jokes Fun Facts written by Little Dumpling Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-10-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with silly snake jokes that kids love, it's a hilarious party-starter or quiet time entertainer, perfect to read alone or aloud with friends and family. It's also a great book to toss into a backpack and share on the go for a quick dose of snake comedy.
Download or read book Backyard Beasties written by Diane L. Burns and published by Millbrook Press. This book was released on 2004-08-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for beginning readers, this laugh-out-loud joke book about creepy creatures will put a smile on your face!
Download or read book Frog and Snake Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-14 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Frog and Snake Jokes for Kids! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and slimy creature jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! Funny and hilarious jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you say if you meet a toad? A: Warts new? HAHA! Q: Did you hear about the forgetful snake? A: He lost his skin! LOL! Q: What goest dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? A: A Morse toad! HAHA! Q: What's long, green, and goes hith? A: A snake with a lisp! LOL! Q: What do frog drink? A: Croaka-cola! HAHA! Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes? A: They have poisonality! LOL! Q: What kind of shoes do frog like? A: Open toad sandals! HAHA! Q: What subject are snakes good at? A: Hiss-tory! Funny Frog and Snake Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious frog and snake jokes? This clean joke book is great for early and beginner readers. It provides hours of fun and entertainment. This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest frog and snake jokes in the world! Funny and hilarious frog and snake jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your snake and toad friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of frog and snake jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about slimy creatures will make hop and hiss with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to hop on your copy today!
Download or read book The Year of the Snake written by Oliver Chin and published by Immedium. This book was released on 2012-11-27 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suzie wants to prove to everyone that snakes have what it takes! This helpful serpent’s misison to rewrite social stereotypes celebrates the new year. Suzie is a young serpent who seeks high-flying adventure. The girl Lily befriends the snake, much to her grandparents' chagrin. However, Suzie aims to shed others' negative perceptions of snakes. Can she prove her versatility to Lily's family and the neighboring animals? And what will Suzie do when the wisest choice is to lie low? 2013 was The Year of the Snake. When others doubt her, can Suzie show that an adaptable attitude can overcome all obstacles? Illustrating expressive characters and vibrant action, artist Jennifer Wood creates an inviting new world for readers to explore. Tales from the Chinese Zodiac is a popular annual children’s book series showcasing the twelve charming animals that embody the Chinese New Year. Suzie’s rollercoaster ride to discover her true nature will delight children and adults alike. Kids love identifying with how each animal embarks on a unique quest to discover his or her own character: Bright and dynamic illustrations will appeal to parents, those interested in Asian culture, and, of course, lovers of serpents and dragons. Teachers appreciate how Tales from the Chinese Zodiac is the only English series on each of the animals of the Chinese lunar calendar. Librarians like how it one of the longest-running children's book series featuring Asian American themes. Now readers everywhere can enjoy these entertaining and original tales. - - - "The book is gorgeously illustrated by Jennifer Wood in lush pastels... The heartwarming story about overcoming misconceptions resounds in any culture. It also doesn’t hurt that the heroine is playful and enjoys being a little girl’s jump rope. Despite the scales and fangs, Suzie is a snake with a heart of gold". - Sampan "In The Year of the Snake, Chin has managed to weave an adventurous story of friendship and acceptance into an important cultural lesson about the Chinese Zodiac... As a Teacher Librarian, I am continually searching for books that have a positive message as well as captivating illustrations, and The Year of the Snake is just that! - Julie Griffin, Palo Alto Unified School District, CA
Download or read book Alligators Snakes Lizards written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-07-04 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These books are great gifts for any and all occasions. Great gifts for birthday presents, Christmas, Mothers and Father's Day and are even better gifts when there really is No occasion at all. These KID FRIENDLY Comic Books are the most entertaining books you'll find on the market today. This comic book series is a compilation of jokes and cartoons about literally EVERYTHING under the sun; from your backyard to the far reaches of the galaxy. Laughs and chuckles from the first page to the last in a cartoon driven style. Colorful cartoon artwork is paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on every page. All books can be ordered either in black and white or in Full Living Color! Look for an asterisk* and color logo on front cover of each book for color version. Black + white are same without color. Other books, after you've seen the first few pages, you've seen it all. These comic books are real page turners. Every page is new and different, and...OH! Did I mention --- entertaining!!!
Download or read book National Geographic Readers Snakes written by Melissa Stewart and published by National Geographic Society. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They’re SSSSLITHERY! SLIPPERY! They creep us out! But get to know them and you’ll find snakes private, quiet types who just want a cool, shady place to call home. From the tip of their forked tongues, to skin that sheds, to the rattles on certain tails, these creatures have secrets all kids will love. Cool photos and fun facts slip us inside their surprising world. National Geographic supports K-12 educators with ELA Common Core Resources. Visit www.natgeoed.org/commoncore for more information.
Download or read book Amphibians and Reptiles A Compare and Contrast Book written by Katharine Hall and published by Arbordale Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What makes a frog an amphibian but a snake a reptile? Both classes may lay eggs, but they have different skin coverings and breathe in different ways. Pages of fun facts will help kids identify each animal in the class like a pro after reading the fourth book in Arbordale’s Compare and Contrast series. Similar to Polar Bears and Penguins, Clouds and Trees; Amphibians and Reptiles uses stunning photographs and simple non-fiction text to get kids thinking about the similarities and differences between these two animal classes.
Download or read book Alligators Lizards Snakes written by Desi Northup and published by . This book was released on 2014-07-04 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These books are great gifts for any and all occasions. Great gifts for birthday presents, Christmas, Mothers and Father's Day and are even better gifts when there really is No occasion at all. These KID FRIENDLY Comic Books are the most entertaining books you'll find on the market today. This comic book series is a compilation of jokes and cartoons about literally EVERYTHING under the sun; from your backyard to the far reaches of the galaxy. Laughs and chuckles from the first page to the last in a cartoon driven style. Colorful cartoon artwork is paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on every page. All books can be ordered either in black and white or in Full Living Color! Look for an asterisk* and color logo on front cover of each book for color version. Black + white are same without color. Other books, after you've seen the first few pages, you've seen it all. These comic books are real page turners. Every page is new and different, and...OH! Did I mention --- entertaining!!!
Download or read book The Funny Farm written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about animals.
Download or read book Frog Books Kids Snake Pictures Book Dog Jokes written by Kate Cruise & Timmie and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-07-22 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style dog jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious dogrhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets Book 3: Book: Humor Dogs: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? * Some Ultimate Answers To The Question Why Do Frogs Rock? * Curious & Intriguing Facts lots more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the snake discovery book you'll learn: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * What Is A Snake's Defense Tactic? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth * Snakes As Pets Lots More... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more... Lots More... Get this 3 In 1 box set compilation today because buying this kid book compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually.
Download or read book Box Set Set Children s Books Snake Pictures Frogs Facts About Frogs Toads Cat Vs Human Chew On This Cat Humor Dog Humor Poems By Dogs written by Kate Cruise and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-07-21 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 4 In 1 Box Set includes intriguing & interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The box set includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1 & 2: Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? ... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? ... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Stimulation of thought & contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. ON the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. Book 3: Inside you'll find hilarious jerky cat moments like * Stinky Pink * Mean Latrine lots more... Book 4: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Soggy Doggy ... Lots More...
Download or read book Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Michele C. Hollow and published by Enslow Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different animals! You can also write your own joke book!
Download or read book Snake written by James McClure and published by Soho Press. This book was released on 2011-08-09 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lieutenant Kramer and Sergeant Zondi have their hands full. On the same day that an adult entertainer known as Eve is found accidentally strangled to death in her dressing room, her pet python wrapped dead around her neck, a beloved candy shop owner named "Lucky" Siyayo is shot to death at his counter in a botched robbery. The detective duo quickly realize neither death is as simple as it looks on the surface: Lucky Siyayo's cash register was all but empty the day he was murdered, which suddenly throws a whole rash of fatal neighborhood robberies into perspective—were none of them robberies at all? It becomes clear a killer is on the loose, but Zondi and Kramer must figure out what the killer is after. Meanwhile, postmortem analysis reveals that Eve didn't die at the time her ex-boss had stated he'd discovered her body; the more Kramer picks the circumstances apart, the less they make sense. With two very different sets of crimes to solve, Kramer and Zondi set off on treks that take them all over town, from the poorer villages to the sleazy dressing rooms of con artists and pimps to gorgeous steop of the South African countryside in another surefire investigation full of both stirring observations of Apartheid and plenty of mischief. Only one thing is for sure—no one is getting to take his day off this week!
