Download or read book If You re Drinking to Forget Please Pay in Advance Blank Lined Journal to Write in Ruled Writing Notebook written by Uab Kidkis and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-10 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you know someone who is a Waitress then this might be great for them! Funny gift idea for a friend or family member! Celebrate your favorite waitress with this adorable gift. This Waitress design gift will bring smiles for years to comeGive the honorable waiter or waitress who delivers delicious food to hungry faces a gift that they can display with pride. Also, this classy design makes them an ideal choice for restaurants, bars, banquet facilities, event planners and caterers

Download or read book If You Are Drinking to Forget Please Pay in Advance Blank Lined Journal to Write in Ruled Writing Notebook written by Uab Kidkis and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-10 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are looking for a funny gag gift idea to surprise your friend then you are looking at the right product. It also work as a great gift for groomsmen gift, fathers day gift, Christmas gift, Birthday gift, Anniversary gift.This is the perfect gift for any bartender, barman, barmaid, mixologist or barkeeper. Show off your love for the drinks with this cool design. A great gift idea for christmas, a birthday or any other occasion. Get it for the bartender in your life!

Download or read book Echoes from the Grave written by Brian Clary and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2020-08-19 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jackson Garrett, a talented lawyer with an abusive childhood background reaches great heights in the courtroom while his past begins to catch up with him. In book one Jack is recruited to take lead on a quirky lawsuit with a contentious opposing counsel that threatens the very viability of two related corporate defendants taking the reader on a series of unpredictable twists and turns culminating in a riveting court trial. In book two Jack, having burned out with the rigors of a trial lawyer assumes the small town law firm of his former mentor to make a go at it as a “people practice” but with the mundane day-to-day office practice Jack loses his interest and turns his attention away from the practice when he learns that the old house in which he practices law has a ghostly inhabitant and his infatuation slowly jeopardizes his home, family, and his sanity.

Download or read book Beer is the Answer I Don t Remember the Question written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best bar jokes you can've never remembered! From the publisher of Bartender magazine comes this incomparable collection of bar jokes, quotes and cartoons that are sure to make you appear witty and charming at the life of your next cocktail party. Wow your drinking buddies and impress your dates with such clever and entertaining hilarious quips as: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." "I saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry," so I've started." "Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin." Ray Foley has been a bartender for more than 20 years. He is the publisher of Bartender magazine and the author of Bartending for Dummies. He has appeared on Good Morning America, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee and countless other shows. Ray resides in New Jersey with his wife and partner, Jaclyn.

Download or read book LAUGHTER written by Inderjit Singh ‘Jeet’ and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2018-01-10 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book, Laughter: The Best Meditation can help you to start your Laughter Meditation. When you read it and enjoy the jokes, laugh out aloud. At first, it will be difficult but you will soon get into the joy of laughter, so start with a soft “he- he-he”. Then make it louder with a chuckle, a giggle, a snicker and finally with a full-throated guffaw as you roar with a full- belly laugh. Keep on for at least fifteen minutes. Then STOP suddenly and go into total silence. Now you will absorb all that energy deep inside you that was generated while laughing. Your mind will become completely silent, without any thoughts. This is when you are in meditation.

Download or read book More of the World s Best Drinking Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-10-20 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now available as an ebook. The follow-up to The World’s Best Drinking Jokes.

Download or read book Leeway written by Joseph Wood and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-05-24 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the serene enclave of County Cork, the unsolved murder of Father Kevin Leeway casts a lingering shadow. Three years on, the case has gone cold, but the priest’s brother, Tom, remains undeterred in seeking justice. Teaming up with his detective friend Jack, who once navigated the murky trails of the case, Tom reignites the quest for truth. But as they delve deeper, Jack fears the perilous path could entangle them in a web of danger once more. Leeway weaves a tale of unyielding resolve and eerie secrets in a village where the past holds a sinister whisper.

Download or read book Understanding Language through Humor written by Stanley Dubinsky and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2011-09-15 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Students often struggle to understand linguistic concepts through examples of language data provided in class or in texts. Presented with ambiguous information, students frequently respond that they do not 'get it'. The solution is to find an example of humour that relies on the targeted ambiguity. Once they laugh at the joke, they have tacitly understood the concept, and then it is only a matter of explaining why they found it funny. Utilizing cartoons and jokes illustrating linguistic concepts, this book makes it easy to understand these concepts, while keeping the reader's attention and interest. Organized like a course textbook in linguistics, it covers all the major topics in a typical linguistics survey course, including communication systems, phonetics and phonology, morphemes, words, phrases, sentences, language use, discourses, child language acquisition and language variation, while avoiding technical terminology.

Download or read book The Choir that Couldn t Sing written by Bob Reed and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-15 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stories in Bob Reed's delightful book are surefire spirit lifters that celebrate life and enrich the soul. Reed's seven tales not only come alive with hilarity and warmth, they show how God works through even the most bumbling and misdirected human efforts. Reed's humor is laced with insight, his descriptions with inspiration, and his characters with God's own love. In the lead story, "The Choir That Couldn't Sing," Reed's description of a hopelessly off-key church choir assembled from eccentrics and misfits will trigger gales of laughter. But tears are sure to flow when readers feel the impact of the choir's humble but grand, accomplishment. The book's other stories come equally alive with humor, insight, and inspiration that demonstrate how the least in the kingdom of heaven can touch the heart of God.

Download or read book Svea s Sins A Pepper McCallan Novel written by Alexi Venice and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2015-08-23 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alexi Venice's second novel, "Svea's Sins," is a thriller about a 2018 terrorist plot against the United States with nerve gas and drones, perpetuated by a beautiful Swedish woman who partners with the Russian President Vadik Volkov. Venice amps up the action and sophistication in her second novel featuring the brilliant and broken Pepper McCallan, a consultant to the U.S. Counterterrorism Agency. Venice swiftly drives a complex plot that traverses the world, using science and technology that are easily within reach, leveraging the absence of drone regulation. In "Svea's Sins," Pepper McCallan doesn't expect to be needed so urgently by Brent Cahill while she and her husband Bill are island-hopping in the Caribbean in the fall of 2018. But Brent discovers he needs Pepper's help to thwart a terrorist plot on America that incorporates nerve gas, drones and sexual liaisons between world leaders. Venice stakes out her style by weaving romance into thriller terror plots. The reader gets to know Brent Cahill's character as he builds a relationship with the love of his life, Jackie Starr, who is a high-powered CrossFit trainer, by taking her on a vacation to the island of St. Martin. Furthering their counterterrorism success, Brent Cahill and Pepper McCallan unnerve the stunning Swedish Minister for Foreign Affairs, Svea Lovgren, by confronting her at a formal ball in Stockholm. Brent and Pepper consider Svea's twisted motives by analyzing her sexual rendezvous with Russian President Vadik Volkov. As Pepper is drawn deeper into clandestine travel, her husband, Bill McCallan, resumes his career as an orthopedic surgeon at Southview Hospital in Minneapolis. Bill unexpectedly finds himself at the center of a large scale disaster at Southview Hospital that has Svea Lovgren's handprints on it. In this riveting second novel, Pepper continues to enhance her reputation in the Counterterrorism Agency with the President of the United States in a not-so-distant future that proves to be as sinister as it is sentimental. Alexi Venice hits her stride with hotter romance and bioterrorism plots in the third Pepper McCallan novel, "Victus, Part I of Margaret River Winery." It will be available in Winter 2015.

Download or read book The Skeleton Box written by Bryan Gruley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mysterious break-ins are plaguing the small town of Starvation Lake. While elderly residents enjoy their weekly bingo night at St. Valentine's Catholic Church, someone is slipping into their homes to rifle through financial and personal files. Oddly, the intruder takes nothing--yet the "Bingo Night Burglaries" leave the entire town uneasy. Worry turns into panic when a break-in escalates to murder. Suddenly, Gus Carpenter, editor of the Pine County Pilot, is forced to investigate the most difficult story of his life. Not only is the victim his ex-girlfriend Darlene's mother, but her body was found in the home of Bea Carpenter--Gus's own mother. Suffering from worsening dementia and under the influence of sleeping pills, Bea remembers little of the break-in. With the help of Luke Whistler, a former Detroit Free Press reporter who came north looking for slower days and some old-fashioned newspaper work, Gus sets out to uncover the truth behind the murder. But when the story leads him to a lockbox his mother has kept secret for years, Gus doesn't realize that its contents could forever change his perception of Starvation Lake, his own family, and the value of the truth.

Download or read book Dim Wit written by Rosemarie Jarski and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008-12-05 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do... 'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd

Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 607 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

Download or read book Unexpected written by Andy A. Afrouz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-03-10 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Science Fiction futuristic Novel is about an interstellar voyage of Human to an Earth like Planet during the 22nd Century. It is the first of its kind for a one way migration of disastrous stricken Human to a Planet outside our Solar System. This Planet was found by accident and happened to be about 1.4 light years from the Earth, at its closest approach. However, advanced technology needed for a 2 years voyage of several Human migrants to such a far reaching Planet, ensuring their safety and to facilitate super speed communication with the Earth, amongst other challenging problems, was not available. After many years of research, developments and trials, the required advancements was achieved. Eventually, history was made for Human to take the challenging voyage and to land on an Earth like Planet outside our Solar System. During this deep space journey and after landing on the Planet, the migrants encountered unexpected life forms. To survive, they had to come in terms with unforeseen situations and adopt. Read this unique, thrilling and adventurous encounters to find out what has happened. As a bonus, the author has compiled some family oriented humours, jokes and phrases, just for fun. These are from various parts of the world and printed at the end of this book.

Download or read book Staying at Joe s written by Kathy Altman and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A deal she can't refuse! Allison Kincaid can make a great sales pitch. But showing up at Joe Gallahan's motel asking for a favor is her toughest challenge yet. A year ago they were more than just colleagues at a big PR firm. When work came between them, Joe put the blame on Allison...and his opinion hasn't changed. She's shocked, however, when Joe agrees to help. Even though she doesn't love his terms, she accepts them because she'll get what she needs. If striking a deal with him means donning a pair of coveralls and swinging a hammer, so be it. Working side by side with Joe again, they might be able to repair the past. They just might get a second chance, too!

Download or read book Bottled Wisdom written by Mark Pollman and published by Wildstone Media. This book was released on 1998 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bottled Wisdom is a collection of quotes, sayings, anecdotes and toasts on the subject of drinking. Pollman, a long-time bartender, began realizing that his customers and friends shared some pretty noteworthy sayings about the art of drinking. He started jotting them down on cocktail napkins and soon found himself a collectic, compiling his notes and scouring books and other sources for bits of wisdom related to the drinking experience. After more than twenty years, with a collection of over 18,000 entries, Pollman became a veritable encyclopedia of intoxicating references. The best of these became the core of Bottled Wisdom.Bottled Wisdom contains: -- an abundance (over 1,000 entries) of memorable humor, advice and just plain fun -- quotes from hundreds of famous and a few a few not-so-famous people -- sources of material range from the literary (the New Testament) to the no-so-literary (Playboy Magazine) -- a complete index of quote sources -- over 100 fun illustrations -- entertainment value you'll enjoy again and again All-in-all, the romance, hilarity, enlightenment and joyousness (and sometimes the seriousness) of engaging in spirits is brought to light. A complete reference, Bottled Wisdom actually covers the entire scope of the drinking experience.

Download or read book Clippings from a Cluttered Mind written by Terry Trautman and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-10-10 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My hometown of Columbus, IN should be included in this book because of how unique it is. Without boring you with the complete history of a small town, there’s maybe no easier way than to include a description of Columbus that I wrote in 2018. This particular description was not an article for the magazine. I have a friend named Allen who has written a blog probably ever since blogging began. A couple of years ago because he was going on vacation and was aware that I was writing for a magazine, asked me to write his blog for him for ten days and to use articles I had written for the magazine. I was honored to be asked to do that and I selected ten of the articles you will be reading in this book. The first travel article, “Impressions of Iowa,” was dedicated to Allen’s wife, Lynn, who is an Iowa native. What follows was the introductory email to his bloggers to better explain where I come from. Since Columbus is as unique as it is, this was an enjoyable chore.