Download or read book My Butt is SO NOISY written by Dawn McMillan and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2021-01-06 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.
Download or read book Oh So Silly written by Susan Alton Schmeltz and published by . This book was released on 1983 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A child's variety of experiences on a trip with Grandpa include a plane, a train, the beach, camping, a country fair--and lots of silly things, which the reader may look for in the illustrations.
Download or read book The Silly Book written by Stuart E. Hample and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of silliness, both verbal and visual.
Download or read book Today I Feel Silly Other Moods That Make My Day written by Jamie Lee Curtis and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1998-09-10 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today I feel silly. Mom says it's the heat. I put rouge on the cat and gloves on my feet. I ate noodles for breakfast and pancakes at night. I dressed like a star and was quite a sight. Today I am sad, my mood's heavy and gray. There's a frown on my face and it's been there all day. My best friend and I had a really big fight. She said that I tattled and I know that she's right. Silly, cranky, excited, or sad--everyone has moods that can change each day. Jamie Lee Curtis's zany and touching verse, paired with Laura Cornell's whimsical and original illustrations, helps kids explore, identify, and, even have fun with their ever-changing moods. Here's another inspired picture book from the bestselling author-illustrator team of Tell Me Again About the Night I Was Born and When I Was Little: A Four-Year-Old's Memoir of Her Youth.
Download or read book Why Is Feminism So Silly written by Brian Lenney and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-23 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first ever pro-woman, anti-feminist, stupid simple high-level kids book showing the silliness of feminism in a fun, colorful, and magical way. So...what does it mean to be "pro-woman" and "anti-feminist?" Being "pro-woman" means being "for" women stepping into their potential and succeeding in whatever they're pursuing. But, why "anti-feminist?" Simple: because modern-day feminism isn't needed (well maybe in Islamic majority countries it sure is) and only hurts women. In the US women have equal rights and even special rights to help them. There's more opportunity now for women (in western countries like America) than ever before. There are no legal rights men have that women do not. So, the opposition to this new "3rd wave" of feminism is because instead of fighting for anything of substance (like women's suffrage, etc.), this new wave of feminism is about trying to make women feel like perpetual victims by hating + blaming white men for all of their problems. It keeps women oppressed because it: - Imprisons them in a victim mentality - Encourages them to hate men (especially white ones) - Wants them to abandon family life - Loves it when they kill their babies - Opposes Judeo-Christian values and morals - Wants them to all dye their hair purple - Removes personal responsibility by blaming "the patriarchy" (aka The Boogeyman) for any and all of their problems In reality (where most of us live), the only thing keeping any woman back from success is herself. And this is why MOST women (and men) think feminism is idiotic. Because there's no systemic discrimination against women (in the states) anymore. Women can vote, drive, raise kids, be astronauts, CEOs, politicians, sandwich-makers, moms, strippers, taxi-drivers, STEM professionals, entrepreneurs, and even run for POTUS. So this little book is a way of conveying the awesomeness of womanhood and the foolishness of feminism in an incredibly simplified, easy to read, and fun format for little kids. Get it now before it gets banned ;)
Download or read book The Ultimate Girls Body Book written by Walt Larimore, MD and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2013-12-24 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because Growing Up Shouldn’t Be a Mystery Girls’ bodies do the craziest things! They can kick soccer balls and spin perfect pirouettes, or they can trip up the stairs and break out in zits. As you grow and your body goes through some pretty wild changes, you might be wondering things like: Why don’t I look like her? I have to use that? Is this normal? And, Why is this happening to me? The Ultimate Body Book for Girls answers all those awkward questions you’d rather not ask your mom—at least out loud. Mixing fun with great advice, you’ll learn about bras, boys, periods, pimples, and so much more. Most importantly, you’ll learn that God made you exactly the way he wants you—no matter how weird growing up can be.
Download or read book Silly Milly written by Wendy Cheyette Lewison and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Level 1 easy reader with a great title, great game, and great illustrator This delightful, rhyming easy reader is one big riddle. Miss Milly likes green but not red, butter but not bread, seeds but not flowers, and umbrellas but not showers. Readers are invited to guess why Miss Milly likes what she does. The answer? She likes double letters Whacky illustrations by Nadine Bernard Westcott will make this an easy-to-read favorite
Download or read book The Silly Book of Side Splitting Stuff written by Andy Seed and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This laugh-out-loud book is bursting with lists, facts, jokes and funny true stories all about silly people, silly animals, silly inventions, silly names and much more. Discover The Great Stink, the man who ate a bike, a girl really called Lorna Mower and a sofa that can do 101mph. Find out about famous pranks, crazy festivals, nutty cats, gross foods, epic sports fails, ludicrously silly words and really rubbish predictions. There are even lots of great silly things to do. Unmissable!
Download or read book Silly Lilly and the Four Seasons written by Agnès Rosenstiehl and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follows a young girl named Lilly as she enjoys different activities during each season of the year, from dancing in the park in the spring to throwing snowballs in the winter.
Download or read book Silly Skeletons written by Janet Lawler and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two skeletons go trick-or-treating on Halloween, getting compliments on their "costumes", and making new friends.
Download or read book Silly Tilly written by Eileen Spinelli and published by The Rosen Publishing Group. This book was released on 2009 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A playful goose entertains her barnyard friends
Download or read book I Broke My Butt written by Dawn McMillan and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!
Download or read book Ling Ting Twice as Silly written by Grace Lin and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-11-11 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ling & Ting are twins. They like to be silly. They like to tell jokes. Most of all, they like to laugh together. Laugh with Ling & Ting! The beloved twins from the Geisel Honor book Ling & Ting: Not Exactly the Same! and Ling & Ting Share a Birthday are back to share their favorite funny stories with beginning readers. This collection of six laugh-out-loud stories is sure to tickle the funny bone of fans and new readers alike.
Download or read book Jilli That s Silly written by Christa Carpenter and published by Caballo Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jillian Wallaby was always doing silly things. And her mom was always letting her know that she was being silly. Finally, Jilli's mom realizes that Jilli isn't being silly, she's just being a girl!
Download or read book Don t Be Silly Mrs Millie written by Judy Cox and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mrs. Millie has lots of fun teasing her kindergartners. She tells them to hang up their goats, eat gorilla cheese sandwiches, and to remember to wear their bats and kittens when they go outside for recess. Coupled with hilarious artwork that literally interprets each of Mrs. Millie's "mistakes," this lighthearted read-aloud sets a typical school day on its ear, even as it teaches a subtle lesson on wordplay.
Download or read book I m Silly My First Comics written by Jennifer L. Holm and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parents looking for funny books to read to their babies and toddlers have something to cheer about—a new comic board-book series about feelings from Jennifer and Matthew Holm! In I’m Silly!, a hyperactive tornado gets a bit TOO goofy and ruins his friends’ tea party. A sweet, funny, and simple introduction to the impact that emotions can have on the people around you from the bestselling creators of Babymouse and Squish, Jennifer L. Holm (author of The Fourteenth Goldfish) and Matthew Holm. The Eisner Award winners use panel frames, speech balloons, and thought bubbles to teach children how to read a story. For more My First Comics stories, look for I’m Grumpy and I’m Sunny!
Download or read book My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks written by Matt Lucas and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2021-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
