Download or read book Just My Luck A Humorous Account of Life s Absurdities written by Kyle Woodruff and published by Kyle Woodruff. This book was released on 2024-05-19 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being a human has many painful and embarrassing moments, many of which are funny with the right twist of perspective. Just My Luck nimbly walks the tightrope of comedy and political correctness with a collection of essays that turns frowns right side up again. Observational humor and self-deprecation are the foundation of these stories, relatable at every turn. If you've ever had a childhood, taken a dump, or been to the DMV then this book is for you. Just be prepared to never look at getting your blood drawn the same way again.

Download or read book Eleventh Grave in Moonlight written by Darynda Jones and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-01-24 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A typical day in the life of Charley Davidson involves cheating husbands, missing people, errant wives, philandering business owners, and oh yeah...demons, hell hounds, evil gods, and dead people. Lots and lots of dead people. As a part time Private Investigator and full-time Grim Reaper, Charley has to balance the good, the bad, the undead, and those who want her dead. In this eleventh installment, Charley is learning to make peace with the fact that she is a goddess with all kinds of power and that her own daughter has been born to save the world from total destruction. But the forces of hell are determined to see Charley banished forever to the darkest corners of another dimension. With the son of Satan himself as her husband and world-rocking lover, maybe Charley can find a way to have her happily ever after after all"--

Download or read book Altogether Alien written by Lauryne Wright and published by BookLocker.com, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-03-05 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alien rights advocate Rowan Layne feels as if she’s spiraling down a rabbit hole when two hot-as-lava males approach her in Las Vegas, revealing where they’re from and what they seek—without her having to ask myriad questions. In this sixth Other Worldly novel, Rowan travels to an unexpected place in space awash in the essence and vibration of higher self. But is it unconditional love or uncontrollable desire she’s feeling for yet another entity who seems strangely familiar? An overwhelming wave of new and old friends intent on marriage and babies has Rowan convinced the universe is messing with her. Not to mention cheeky roadrunners. It’s bad enough she’s turning sixty with an Oregon birthday celebration featuring miniature golf and Mom shoe shopping online, but there’s also potentially dangerous intrigue simmering near Washington’s Mount Adams. Rowan plunges into an intergalactic feud with plans to author another alien tell-all book, but a new foe out to manipulate violent US anti-alien factions for maniacal ends has her traveling to Scotland and the Big Island of Hawaii. There, she and her alien, fae, and human-hybrid pals must come together to protect those they love. It’s a disco-dancing whale of a tale. A surfing safari of swirling psychedelic vortexes, dolphins, and seals. Fasten your seatbelt and join Rowan and her critters for a volcanic and enlightening ride—any way you spell it. Aloha and beep beep!

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Download or read book The Dying Place written by Charly Cox and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the trunk slammed closed, sealing her fate, a deep cold slithered into the center of Kennedy’s bones. All she could do was pray that her attacker would leave enough of her for her family to identify. Kennedy Farmer takes off on her usual running route through the mountain trails of New Mexico, but she never returns home from her run. As the search for Kennedy begins, Detective Alyssa Wyatt and her squad face another terrifying case when the body of a young woman named Rheagan Pembroke is discovered in the desert surrounding Albuquerque. Her wounds horrify even the hardened squad of the Albuquerque P.D. The case takes an even darker turn when they discover a polaroid stuffed into the victim’s mouth, showing the body of Gunner Galveston, a murder victim from fourteen years before. As the police are taunted with more gruesome packages and blood-curdling phone calls, it becomes evident that a serial killer has been operating in plain sight. To catch the killer, Detective Wyatt and her team need to understand the savage desires driving them...before Kennedy's time runs out.

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Download or read book The Margaret Thatcher Book of Quotations written by Iain Dale and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-03 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Margaret Thatcher enthrals whenever she speaks. Her political career has spanned five decades and her influence on world politics is undeniable. From followers she inspires devotion; from detractors she induces unprecedented venom - but they listen all the same. Margaret Thatcher is the most quoted British political leader since Winston Churchill and in this unique collection Iain Dale and Grant Tucker have picked out her most memorable remarks. Never far from emitting a scathing rebuke she possesses a facility for the spoken word rivalled by few others. Some quotes are funny, many are inspirational, most are thoughtful - but they are all unforgettable. Alongside Margaret Thatcher's own words, the book contains many quotes from her political allies and opponents, as well as from foreign leaders who were often on the end of a good handbagging. On her resignation some said we would never see her like again. So far they have been proved right. With a talent for the perfect response, Maggie's whiplash tongue has ensured that her magnetism endures.

Download or read book Other People s Clothes written by Calla Henkel and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two American ex-pats obsessed with the Amanda Knox trial find themselves at the nexus of murder and celebrity in glittering late-aughts Berlin in this “hugely entertaining” (The New York Times) debut with a wicked sense of humor. “Darkly funny, psychologically rich and utterly addictive... [a] harrowing tale of twisty female friendships, slippery identity and furtive secrets.” —Megan Abbott, best-selling author of The Turnout Hoping to escape the pain of the recent murder of her best friend, art student Zoe Beech finds herself studying abroad in the bohemian capital of Europe—Berlin. Rudderless, Zoe relies on the arrangements of fellow exchange student Hailey Mader, who idolizes Warhol and Britney Spears and wants nothing more than to be an art star. When Hailey stumbles on a posting for a high-ceilinged, prewar sublet by well-known thriller writer Beatrice Becks, the girls snap it up. They soon spend their nights twisting through Berlin’s club scene and their days hungover. But are they being watched? Convinced that Beatrice intends to use their lives as inspiration for her next novel, Hailey vows to craft main-character-worthy personas. They begin hosting a decadent weekly nightclub in the apartment, finally gaining the notoriety they’ve been craving. Everyone wants an invitation to “Beatrice’s.” As the year unravels and events spiral out of control, they begin to wonder whose story they are living—and how it will end. Other People’s Clothes brilliantly illuminates the sometimes dangerous intensity of female friendships, as well as offering an unforgettable window into millennial life and the lengths people will go to in order to eradicate emotional pain.

Download or read book Hot Not Bothered written by Harper Ford and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2024-09-26 with total page 335 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘A gloriously uplifting celebration of middle age. I loved it.’ Katie Fforde ––––––––––- Hot Not Bothered is the new hilarious, no-holds-barred and heartfelt novel about the rollercoaster of menopause, from hot flushes to HRT and everything in-between.

Download or read book Love Is My Favorite Flavor written by Wini Moranville and published by University of Iowa Press. This book was released on 2024-07-17 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a remarkable career that has spanned nearly fifty years, Wini Moranville has witnessed the American restaurant landscape transform from the inside out. At just shy of fourteen, she began a ten-year stretch working in a kaleidoscope of quintessential midwestern eateries of the time. Moranville’s hands-on experiences weave a vivid tapestry of the American restaurant landscape in the 1970s and 1980s. In the mid-1990s, the tables turned as Moranville became a prolific food and wine writer for national publications, as well as the dining critic for the Des Moines Register and dsm Magazine. Amidst the vast changes that have occurred over the years, Love Is My Favorite Flavor underscores the timelessness of what it is we seek when we entrust restaurateurs with our hard-earned money and our hard-won leisure time. Dining out may have changed dramatically since the 1970s, but the joys of being in the hands of people who care deeply about our time at their tables have not.

Download or read book Chronicles of the Journeyed Warrior Volume I Seek to Understand written by Lisa Babu and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life has challenges. How we view these situations can be a setback or a set up for our success. Seek to Understand tells the story of how life experiences offer great spiritual teaching for our well being. Rather than being quick to judge and condemn, take the time to go within and seek understanding. The peace found is amazing. It’s a great preparation for your next adventure.

Download or read book Informed is best written by Amy Brown and published by Pinter & Martin. This book was released on 2019 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the moment you share the news that you are pregnant or have a new baby it feels like everyone becomes an expert. Did you see that headline? Did you hear that story on TV? Have you heard the latest about what they say is best? In a world overflowing with information telling you what is best for you and your baby, making decisions can feel overwhelming. Who do you trust? Who is telling the truth? And how do you know if what they are saying is right for you? How? By becoming your own expert in sorting the media spin and politics from the actual facts and data. This isn't a book that is going to tell you which decisions to make, or that there is ever one right answer. It is not going to tell you that the same thing is always best for everyone. Instead this is a guide to help you evaluate information and evidence to decide what is right for you, your body and your baby. In three main parts it will firstly open your eyes to how information is shared in the media and how this can affect our thinking and decision making. Next it will help you spot who is funding, leading and promoting research and how this can affect the content of what is shared. Finally it will talk you through reading, understanding and evaluating evidence for yourself across topics in pregnancy, birth and caring for babies. You'll learn how to spot weaknesses in methods used, how to determine the real risk for you and your baby, and how wider context and other factors can influence what research means for you. Information is power. Making your own decisions that are right for you is empowering. #Informed is best.

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