Download or read book I m Not Fat I m Just Big Boned and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves written by Leticia Remauro and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-06-07 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When I first decided to write this book it was because I wanted to share my weight loss experience with others. I figured that if I could overcome a life long struggle with obesity then others could as well. I compiled all my tips in one place hoping that after people read them they would understand that weight loss is an achievable goal. The odd thing is, the more I wrote the more I realized that it wasnt a diet program alone that helped me to lose weight it was the fact that I had finally stopped lying to myself about why I was fat in the first place."

Download or read book Im Not Fat IM BIG BONED How I lost 81 lbs written by Sharongreen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-12-18 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book was created to help you. I learned that losing weight takes time and patience but you can be successful with the right tools.

Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big written by Dena Harris and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

Download or read book My Cat s Not Fat He s Just Big Boned written by Nicole Hollander and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful collection of "Sylvia" cartoons.

Download or read book 32 Days A Month written by Robert Goodier and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Goodier new poetry anthology is his most diverse and entertaining so far.

Download or read book Into the Real written by John Ringo and published by Baen Books. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 572 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR JOHN RINGO AND USA TODAY BEST-SELLING AUTHOR LYDIA SHERRER JOIN FORCES ON A NEW SF NOVEL OF ALIEN INVASION. Ender's Game meets Mean Girls meets Pokémon Go. Lynn Raven may be the boss master of WarMonger 2050 with her online persona of "Larry the Snake," but when the CEO of Tsunami Entertainment personally asks her, as a favor, to beta test a new augmented reality game, she has to face her greatest fear: Going outside and dealing with, ugh, people. As she becomes more immersed in the game, the stakes rise and so do the obstacles. Strife between teammates, a ruthless rival team, and these strange glitches that make it seem like the game algorithm (or maybe “game AI”?) has it in for her. Now she has to face a new fear: is she willing to step into the real to win the future she’s always wanted? What do you do when a game and real life merge? At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). About Into the Real: "The futuristic world of the gamers and the game itself will interest sf readers....YA: Teens will relate to Lynn, the main character, and if they are gamers, they will enjoy her gamer and VR adventures." --Booklist About John Ringo: “. . . the thinking reader’s zombie novel . . . Ringo fleshes out his theme with convincing details . . . the proceedings become oddly plausible.”—Publishers Weekly on Under a Graveyard Sky “[Ringo’s work is] peopled with three-dimensional characters and spiced with personal drama as well as tactical finesse.”—Library Journal “Explosive . . . fans . . . will appreciate Ringo’s lively narrative and flavorful characters.”—Publishers Weekly “. . . practically impossible not to read in one sitting . . . exceedingly impressive . . . executed with skill, verve, and wit.”—Booklist “Crackerjack storytelling.”—Starlog

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Download or read book I Could Pee on This And Other Poems by Cats Gifts for Cat Lovers Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-15 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Download or read book Paranoria TX The Radio Scripts Vol 5 written by George Jones and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-06-07 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presented here for the first time is the collected scripts of episodes 53 through 63 of the popular and long running science fiction, fantasy, comedy, adventure radio show called "Paranoria, TX" which is old school radio theater with a new and outrageous geeky spin! In this volume, the gang finds out that there is much more to their story than even they knew. The depth and complexity of the happenings around them are both fascinating and frightening.

Download or read book Make Me Healthy Make Me Happy Simple methods for creating a healthy lifestyle change written by Coach Stan Maddox and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2016-09-21 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Expert Health and Wellness guidance on creating your own healthy lifestyle change. You will learn the keys to building a healthy lifestyle that is tailored to you. You will achieve weight management, disease prevention/reparation, and practical methods to use towards better health. You will also get a meal plan, food challenge, exercise instructions, supplement suggestions, and so much more!

Download or read book 150 Things Every Man Should Know written by Gareth May and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grill the perfect steak. Hit the perfect shot. BE THE PERFECT MAN. You hold in your hands the essential MANual to mastering everyday life as a guy. It's not easy being a man in today's world—living up to others' expectations of manliness can be nearly impossible. But if you memorize and utilize the tips and tools in this indispensible handbook, you'll no doubt find yourself dominating even the most challenging aspects of manhood. Inside you'll find the 150 most important things men need to know. From the skills you need to master, to the tricks you should always remember, and even a way to sound the perfect wolf whistle. Learn how to: Iron a shirt just like your mom Beat anyone in arm wrestling Fake a perfect sick day Throw the ultimate bachelor party Master the art of speed dating Give yourself a haircut What Readers Are Saying: "If you are looking for something amusing for any of the men in your life, whatever their age, this is for you." "Only downside is there is no tip on how to get urine out of your jeans after you've finished wetting yourself from laughter!" "I loved the witty, self-deprecating tone of the writing—he sounds like an eccentric uncle."

Download or read book 150 Secrets to a Happy Wife written by Joe Gumm and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joe Gumm knows how to please his wife-but that's only because he learned the hard way, by doing lots of stupid things first. Now he's giving men funny and poignant ideas to keep them out of the doghouse for good and remind women every day why they love their guys so much. Written in a comedic tone, guaranteed to have wives and husbands laughing together and nodding in recognition, Romancing Mommy conquers the topic of how couples disconnect, especially after the kids are born, and more importantly how to reconnect through teamwork, compassion, humor, and romance.

Download or read book Oracle of Spirits 4 Werewolf Shifter Romance written by Mac Flynn and published by Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-07-29 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enid and the usual suspects accept a job to rid an old house of a poltergeist. Simple? Not so much. Lucrative? Definitely. Their first trouble comes from their fellow house guest, an employee of the Paranormal Society. He has an unhealthy interest in Enid and her unusual talents against spirits. The second is the ghost itself, and the house it inhabits. Their late-night foray into the world of the supernatural quickly devolves into a frightening ordeal filled with disembodied hands, murderous spirits, and a house so encased in darkness that even the stairs give off bad vibes. Enid begins to seriously doubt her eagerness to join in this new adventure, and any future ones, as the stakes get higher and the danger grows greater. Will she and the others make it out alive? Or will the spirit of the house rid the world of them? ** Warning: this series contains paranormal romance and snark. Lots of snark. ** KEYWORDS: new adult, mystery, paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, folklore, folktale, folk tale, legend, legends, myth, myths, action adventure, action, adventure, second chances, comedy, humor, horror, free, freebie, free book, free books, book, books, free ebook, ebook, free novel, rich, quick read, read, short, serial, series, college, funny, female protagonist, novel, secret, suspense, thriller, alpha male, literature, story, stories, hero, fiction, box, box set, boxed, boxed set, romance, free romance, free romance ebook, free romance ebooks, free romance book, free romance books, billionaire, wealthy, millionaire, women's fiction, racy, legal, free romance novel, free romance books, billionaire romance, urban, contemporary, 21st century, current, historical, past, monster, creature, vampire, undead, immortal, revenant, demon, devil, werewolf, shifter, shapeshifter, transform, wolf, occult, secret, demon, devil, holiday, Halloween, sensual, ghost, spirit, undead, holiday, phantom, poltergeist, zombie, workplace, office, boss, work, angel

Download or read book Oracle of Spirits Box Set Werewolf Shifter Romance written by Mac Flynn and published by Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire Oracle of Spirits series in one complete package! Enid Runa is a normal secretary who has an uncanny knack for knowing when something is wrong. When something hauntingly terrifying goes wrong in her life, a mysterious gentleman in black offers his assistance. Little does she know she’s about to be led down the rabbit-hole of the paranormal and into a whole new mess of trouble. Looking for other sensual werewolf reads? Try out some of my other series! Alpha Blood: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=Z1tmAwAAQBAJ Alpha Mated: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=NMuHDAAAQBAJ Beast Billionaire: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=1yGmDQAAQBAJ By My Light: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=Y-fHCgAAQBAJ Desired by the Wolf: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=QW34AwAAQBAJ Falling For A Wolf: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=EOARBgAAQBAJ Garden of the Wolf: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=LB0kCQAAQBAJ Highland Moon: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=FwwzCwAAQBAJ In the Loup: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=j4TTAgAAQBAJ Luna Proxy: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=3_f7CwAAQBAJ Marked By the Wolf: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=_ReTBQAAQBAJ The Moon and the Stars: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=rriCDwAAQBAJ Moon Chosen: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=ASPHCQAAQBAJ Moon Lovers: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=OIz4AgAAQBAJ Oracle of Spirits: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=1hh0CwAAQBAJ Scent of Scotland: Lord of Moray: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=1hh0CwAAQBAJ Shadow of the Moon: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=aqv1CQAAQBAJ Sweet & Sour: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=oLs7DQAAQBAJ Wolf Lake: play.google.com/store/books/details?id=85NDBAAAQBAJ KEYWORDS: new adult, mystery, paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, folklore, folktale, folk tale, legend, legends, myth, myths, action adventure, action, adventure, second chances, comedy, humor, horror, free, freebie, free book, free books, book, books, free ebook, ebook, free novel, rich, quick read, read, short, serial, series, college, funny, female protagonist, novel, secret, suspense, thriller, alpha male, literature, story, stories, hero, fiction, box, box set, boxed, boxed set, romance, free romance, free romance ebook, free romance ebooks, free romance book, free romance books, billionaire, wealthy, millionaire, women's fiction, racy, legal, free romance novel, free romance books, billionaire romance, urban, contemporary, 21st century, current, historical, past, monster, creature, vampire, undead, immortal, revenant, demon, devil, werewolf, shifter, shapeshifter, transform, wolf, occult, secret, demon, devil, holiday, Halloween, sensual, ghost, spirit, undead, holiday, phantom, poltergeist, zombie, workplace, office, boss, work, angel

Download or read book The Destroyer written by Graham P. Clarke and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02-14 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aside from the street lamp just outside the pub, it was a dark night when the spacecraft landed. As its occupant approaches the drinking establishment, he notices a couple of joyous drunks leaving the bar. Using his alien powers, the visitor camouflages himself to blend in naturally with his surroundings. Looking like a man who has had a few too many drinks, he approaches the barmaid and talks her into a one-night stand. Fascinated by his dark eyes and velvety voice, Sarah agrees, figuring what's the harm? She tosses her head toward a door marked private, and the alien follows her to her room. The next morning, her lover flies back to his planet named Good Old Dreamers, or G.O.D., leaving Sarah pregnant with his child. More than eighteen years pass. Sarah's gift from that night is now a very special teenager, who has the power to become a savior of planet Earth. What lies in store for this child of the universe, and for mankind?

Download or read book Minding the Body written by Patricia Foster and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2011-05-18 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mulitcultural anthology of fiction and non-fiction literary narratives which addresses the psychological and political aspects of a woman's body in today's culture. An important and much-needed book for women who seek to understand their bodies and find independent, imaginative ways to cope with aging, beauty expectations beauty expectations, and ethnic comparisons.

Download or read book Violation Collected Essays written by Sallie Tisdale and published by Hawthorne Books. This book was released on 2016-04-18 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most Anticipated, Too: The Great 2016 Nonfiction Book Preview The Millions GROUNDBREAKING. A career-defining book. -The New Yorker Sallie Tisdale is the author of seven books on such varied subjects as medical technology, her pioneer ancestors and Buddhist women teachers. Her many essays have appeared in Harper's, Conjunctions, The New Yorker, Antioch Review, Threepenny Review and many other journals. This first collection of work spans thirty years, and includes an introduction and brief epilogues to each essay. Tisdale's questing curiosity pursues subjects from the biology of flies to the experience of working in an abortion clinic, why it is so difficult to play sports with men, and whether it's possible for writers to tell the truth. She restlessly returns to themes of the body, the family, and how we try to explain ourselves to each other. She is unwilling to settle for easy answers, and finds the ambiguity and wonder underneath ordinary events. The collection includes a recent essay never before published, about the mystery of how we present ourselves to each other and whether it is possible to know even our own inner lives.